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  • the best i hear,i hope he think the same on jerk romney

  • Recorded with a gym sock...

  • Jon Stewart doesn't know the truth about Sarah. Check out my profile and see what you've been missing

  • @RonaldReaganRocks1 Yep and I love it

  • @RonaldReaganRocks1 as is everything that comes out of Sarah's mouth

  • Look up when Jon Stewart called President Truman a war criminal on The Daily Show. A couple of days later, Jon made a weak attempt at humor apology to his viewers, although no one was laughing. Kind of nice to not be taken off the air immediately after saying something stupid, huh?

  • uncensored 

    jon stuart leibowitz:

    9/11 was an outside job

  • fuck you sarah palin, you dumb conservative bitch lol. i can't stand all republicans.

  • @19thbrkdn Wow you sure changed my view on things. Such compelling and thorough arguments

  • Jeez...this Dodger guy, gay name by the way, is a friggin' TROLL, the likes of which I haven't seen in a long time. What a weirdo. And dumb, like Palin, to boot. Just sad.

  • Sarah Palin, 2012!

    Just kidding.

  • I barely ever see his standup.

  • With Sarah Palin, "borderline retarded" means exactly that. She knows absolutely nothing about science, geography, literature, world affairs, the US Constitution nor the Bill of Rights, US law, US justice, US nor world history, the arts, US allies, US enemies, and lacks humility and discipline. But Palin does know how to hunt and kill animals, backstab people, spread vitriol, hate and lies and myths. So please explain again why she qualifies for your support for her in 2012?

  • Calling Sarah Palin borderline retarded is an insult to borderline retards.

  • @19thbrkdn - A sure sign of stupidity is when someone's (your's) whole argument is made up of curse words and inane comments. And judging by your idiotic statements it's also a sure sign of inbreeding. It's not just your fault though - you're a product of recessive genes. Or the best part of you was running down your pa's leg. LOL

  • @19thbrkdn guaranteed that when anyone hates obama and olbermann that much, they are the pond scum that watch fox news 23 hours a day and clean their guns for the other hour.

  • Lets see, how can we counter your brilliant post??? Oh yeah..."We know what you are but what is Obama"

  • @dubbleplusgood

    Imagine being stupid enough to believe the lying atheist liberals in the media, then bashing people in public based on the garbage they have taught you.

    You accuse the woman of lying (without proof), something even the phonies in the media have avoided. You accuse her of spreading hate, yet provide no example.

    As for science, hah, the whole world is living a lie about the idiotic evolution idea. Daring to mock a Christian for believing in God is audacious indeed.

  • @randalusa Yes, what a living lie science is! What a lie this computer is, the internet, modern medicine and your cell phone! What a lie is the high-tech weaponry our troops use in the Middle East against supposed insurgents! Science is the reason you're even DEBATING such inane messages online, the true definition of IRONY. Idk what's worse, christian conservatives who support WAR-MONGERING or atheist liberals who OPPRESS the American public. You're both equally evil and retarded, so fuck off!

  • @Petey0707 Hey! This liberal atheist was happily agreeing until you got to the oppression thing. Fuck you, Skippy. If you know anything about liberals, you have to know that those of us with any power are too busy being pussies to do anything useful like oppression.

  • @dubbleplusgood shake that bear!

  • lawls at all republicans

  • Wow dodgerdogderbubodger (and change that stupid fucking name) is so completely brain-washed it's disturbing. He is completely unwilling to accept the basic fact which would negate his whole argument..... which is that Palin is borderline mentally retarded and can't even give bullshit answers like all politician do... she even fucks that up. Whereas Franken, whom I don't really support either, at least has a modicum of political intelligence, and he can put together a sentence.

  • Al Franken is a graduate of the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard. He's also made his own way in the world of entertainment, winning accolades and acclaim (not to mention getting rich while he did it).

    Palin is a backwoods yokel who can barely hold a conversation. She also is an idiot who flew (by her own admission) 14 hours (including layovers) from TX to AK after her water broke. While she was carrying an "at risk" child, with Down's Syndrome.

    What's to compare?

  • No, I was only referring to Palin as borderline retarded. Let's get real...SHE IS. As for calling you brainwashed and an asshole, Im only treating you w/ the same close-mindedness that youve shown on this page. Don't talk to me about accepting other peoples' political point of views after the way you been talking, saying liberals are immature, need everything dumbed down. Youre a complete hypocrite. I'm not even liberal! I just can't stand you as a human being b/c you act like a prick.

  • Since when is the media's job to dig through everything anyone has ever said on the record to find something they can take out of context to be stupid, only for the purpose of advancing some political goal?

  • @Thynnmas:

    Since when has it NOT been the media's job to do that?

    It's called democracy, dickhead.

  • Guys? No one cares. Watch the video and try to have fun.

  • Palin's controversial nominee for state attorney general, Wayne Ross, was rejected Thursday in a 35-23 vote by the Republican-controlled state Legislature after a week of damaging confirmation hearings that revealed a string of past controversial comments. Ross came under fire for his past defense of a Ku Klux Klan statue and a 1991 quote that said: "If a guy cant rape his wife, ... whos he gonna rape?" You still want her for america?

  • I've got news for you- if Palin ever became the president, she would destroy EVERYTHING.

  • To dodgerdodgerbubodger:

    A lot of the people who say Sarah Palin isn't qualified have nothing to do with Al Franken. He ran for Senate, not President or VP. In case you missed it, that means a lot of us have nothing to do with the voting...you know, because it is a state election.

  • I don't believe a majority of people automatically said Sarah Palin wasn't qualified. For many of us, her inability to handle simple questions, ranging from fundamentals about our government, to her choices in reading materials, made us believe she wasn't qualified. Also, though this doesn't affect her qualifications, her outlandish comments when dealing with a political rival made a mockery of what should have been a civil debate. McCain(who was a great candidate) was done a huge disservice.

  • spewing shit from his mouth...as opposed to spewing shit from your fingers on youtube?

  • politics+comedians=honesty.

  • Comedians bring lulz. Let's say comedians = lulz

    politics + comedians = profanity laced stupidity

    politics = profanity laced stupidity - comedians

    politics = profanity laced stupidity - lulz

    Conclusion, politics is profane stupidity such that it's not even funny.

    I can make nonsensical word equations too.

  • dodgerdodgerbubodger:

    You'll have to be a little more specific about Franken's atrocious record, because I'm not familiar with it. Senate and VP are two different things, in the first place, but regardless, Franken seems to know considerably more than Palin.

  • Al Franken as Senator is a sick joke.

    Sarah Palin as VP is not so much, seeing as how she has had executive experience.

  • I guess Jon Stewart's comments are what passes for political discourse in America today.

    This is just one more demonstration of the fact that comedians have NO BUSINESS being involved in politics.

    They lack the class for it.

    And that goes DOUBLE for Bill Maher and Al Franken!

  • I think it's hilarious that people say that Sarah Palin isn't qualified to be Vice-President, but knock themselves out to elect AL FRANKEN to the U.S. Senate, despite HIS atrocious record and past!

    Double standards much?

  • See, the thing is, unless you -agree- that Sarah Palin wasn't qualified, then you're just baring your own double standard.

    (I don't like Al Franken either)

  • Why do people automatically say that Sarah Palin wasn't qualified? Do people forget that she is the Governor of one of our fifty states? That should count as something!

    As opposed to Al Franken's experience: telling a bunch of jokes about REAL politicians! And the jokes aren't even FUNNY!

    He fails at THAT job, so OF COURSE! Just make him a SENATOR!

    At least as a comedian, I can turn off the radio or TV if I don't like him.

    But now he's in a position to make decision that affect MY LIFE!

  • christ almighty, Al Franken has a degree in political science from HARVARD. Palin is a former beauty queen who can barely string a sentence together...you honestly think those two people are comparable?

  • And he used that degree to write jokes for Saturday Night Live?

    My original contentions remain.

    He was a disgraceful sideshow then, and remains one now.

  • I think writing jokes is a noble profession. He also wrote 3 or 4 books of political satire and hosted political radio shows.

    Palin, on the other hand, rose inexplicably to Governor because of her willingness to do and say anything to increase her political standing.

    "disgraceful sideshow" is an interesting term to throw around though...especially considering now Franken is a Senator, and Palin has been reduced to a punchline. "disgraceful side show" indeed...

  • Franken is a Senator because liberals dont have the same measure of "right and wrong" that they expect from conservatives. If Sarah Palin was a Democrat, they would say "Who cares?".

    And BTW, Sarah Palin is much more than a "punchline".

    She is still the governor of one of our 50 states. And still has a lot more character than that joker in Minnesota will ever know!

    The media dropped the ball BIG TIME in covering Franken's past.

    Because they wanted HIM to win, thats why!

  • she's not going to be the governor much longer, and after that, it's the fast train to obscurity...

    and by the bye, the "liberal media" conspiracy cry is almost always the last bastion of an already feeble argument...if people cared about the ridiculous complaints about Franken, they wouldn't have voted for him. the voters decide elections, not the media. I don't blame the media for Bush's reelection, even though it bothered the hell out of me.

  • There was a complete press blackout when it came to the ridiculous statements Franken made in the past on SNL and Air America.

    The press would have cracked open the archives and bombed the hell out of him if he was a Republican!

    But they just let him play the "reasonable guy" and reinvent himself as a "moderate" (which he is anything but).

    It isnt a "feeble argument" when it is true. And the way the media handled Franken's campaign with kid gloves is PROOF that it is true!

  • The reason why "the people" didn't care is because they didn't hear those ridiculous things.

    Whereas every night the drive-by media were on Sarah Palin and every inane thing she said like flies on feces!

    The voters didn't get the complete story, and it is the media's fault. They didn't do their job because they wanted Franken to win!

    So what if Franken won? He is STILL a sick joke of a Senator and a man.

  • the media is a reflection of our society. there is an ebb and flow in the media just as there is in the public opinion as a whole. Bush got an extended free pass in the wake of 9/11 when the country wanted a strong protector. now that our country is in turmoil internally, people want someone with actual solutions, hence Obama's landslide. and Franken's election was the closest in senate history, hardly a product of some fantasy media blackout. I read dozens of articles about Franken's past.

  • so it's a tragedy that people voted Franken into office? the voters decide who they want, who are you to call it a tragedy?

    and I'd much rather have a capable, intelligent Harvard grad who has a background in writing and acting in comedy, than a beauty pageant winner who ascends to governor of the least important state in the US by being willing to do anything to get ahead.

    you're entitled to your opinion, but thinking that Palin is anything but a joke puts you in a very small minority.

  • so when a liberal wins, it's because the voters were "duped", and when a conservative wins, it's because, what...the voters are smarter?

    that's hypocrisy, pure and simple. you can't cry foul just because something doesn't go your way. the voters decide elections, not the media. that's all I gotta say, but you go ahead repeating yourself if you want, I'm done.

  • there was plenty of coverage about Obama's "past", and the entire smear campaign was well represented. and the voters still elected him in a landslide...were they "duped" again?

    face it, if the liberal media so powerful that they ensure all democratic victories, how did Bush get elected twice? it's such a spurious argument.

    and if you want to see some real political discussion, type in "palin rally obama" to the youtube search and click the first one. still proud to be a supporter?

  • Good Lord, what an insipid ass.

    You lost, buddy. Get over it.

  • Just like YOU lost in 2000 and 2004?

    And yet YOU didn't "get over it".

    No, you went after President Bush at every turn!

    And people like you continue to attack Sarah Palin to this very day!

    Why aren't YOU "getting over it"?

    Hypocrite.

    Tell you what: I will show YOUR elected officials the exact same respect that you show MINE!

    OH WAIT! I won't.

    I have so much more CLASS than that!

  • Wow did that asshole you were arguing with actually try to defend Fox news somewhere in that remedial-level argument of his?

  • As someone who has republican leanings and could be convinced on a conservative agenda....I can totally relate to what Jon Stewart is saying and it goes right to why the Republicans lost the ball completely with this election.

    Seriously, that woman can go fuck herself for basically saying a good 150+ million people in this country aren't 'real Americans' because we don't live in small town America.

    Yeah, Fuck you.

  • "He is a turd like the other liberals."

    Balanced, level-headed, adult opinion.... fail.

  • sarah palin is only a threat to the nations gene pool. keeps spittin' out retards. what a dumb cunt.

  • so much for the "party of tolerance"

  • whisperingmyths-

    what is this "paty of tolerance" you speak of?

    as i am unaffiliated, i wouldn't know.

    and really, 3 months it takes you to react?

  • hahahhaaha, why would ANYBODY be jealous of that ignorant hillbilly yokel? Are you really believing that? Come on, really? Are you really that simplistic in your thinking?

    I'm glad most Americans agree with Jon Stewart and that stupid ignorant yokel will never be in Washington. We'd have been the laughingstock of the entire world if we put that hillbilly in office.

  • You do realize he doesn't use that last name because he's estranged from his dad, right? But what do I expect from someone who actually thinks Palin is qualified to be anything more than a cross guard at a local elementary school? (And I would take that back, because that would be a grave insult to all the cross guards across American)

  • What an absolutely hilarious bunch of nonsensical comments about Jon. Obviously, you don't know the first thing about him, lol. And who cares if he chooses to go by his middle name as his professional name (he just changed the spelling from Stuart to Stewart, so what?). More celebrities DO change their name in some fashion than don't, and it doesn't mean a thing. What a delusional mind it takes to think he's jealous of Palin! Keep going just as you are, Jon, MOST people love your humor!

  • wish I coulda understood what he was says.. could only catch a few words.

  • no, palin's stupidity makes liberals laugh, and the idea that she could have ever been president is just frightening.

  • hiimbrady, lets deduce your logic. one is raised w/ humble rural roots w/ parents who are highschool faculty. they then work hard in highschool & end up w/ a broadcast degree from a small college. they work in tv & then decide to go into local mayoral politics doing so well they end up running for governor. they become so popular & successful at executing policy that they then end up a VP candidate. open w/ a impressive nomin. speech, hold own in debate w/ career senator. cont., to next pg.--->

  • cont., from reply ---> but b/c they arent metro polished, talk in govt speak & are a honest faith based enthusiastic product of alaska in language & spirit... liberals like you then label & try to cast that person as stupid. your mentality is smug & no diff then what goes on in media backrms & college faculty lounge rms.. you claim openmindness but are much more close-minded then the conservative you love to skewer. is it any wonder liberals get pegged w/ the elitist think police tag???

  • Um, people thought Palin was an idiot because of what she said and how she acted, not because she was a hillbilly. In addition to her undeniable ignorance, her campaign tactics were morally reprehensible and divisive. Not only did she accuse our President Elect of associating with terrorists, but she implied that only certain sections of America were "real America." I concur with Stewart, FUCK YOU PALIN!! Thank god that ignorant hateful woman will never be in Washington.

  • You aren't on hallucinogens or anything are you Kelvin? Because the reality you live in, isn't the one shared by the majority. Also, on a lighter note, Fuck you, you're a moron and Fuck Sarah Palin, no, wait, Fuck you WITH Sarah Palin. The Child you and Sarah Palin would make would make Trig's Trisomy 21 look like a Fucking Genetic Blessing you Inbred fuck.

  • I'm a republican who is well over thirty, and i think Jon is spot on about Palin.

  • WOOOOT!!

  • Brava, Jon Stewart. Brava.

    Her comment is offensive and condescending. He rarely gets that blunt and pissed but when he does, it's well deserved.

    (Also? A bit sexy? Alas. I *am* a woman.)

  • as am i, with womans needs...

    quite sexy i MUST say. shame he's old enough to be my dad, that does spoil it abit... ahg well, i can dream..

  • In a time when news is talking point regurgitation, "The Daily Show," "Real Time" and "Colbert Report" always swing the spotlight where it needs to shine.

    These COMEDY shows tell the truth about issues of self-righteous repression like Intelligent Design and Praying The Gay Away. And they DON'T make it sound like there are two rational sides when there AREN'T. Keep it up, guys!

    For a comic take on society's repression of homosexuality, do a YouTube search for "MAYBE GAY RAY"

  • FOX NEWS - Sarah Palin says GOD might want her to run for President in 2012:

    watch?v=bQp4h0yltF8

  • You would know.

  • "You would know" was for manjuice gargler snoobeagle.

  • ... and you sit down when you pee.

  • Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  • pwned

  • yeah.. totally pwned.. by 4chan teens :)

  • uh, 4chan teens? i don't know who that is. either way, zimmermanhaus has your number

  • "uhhh" Zimmermanhaus has nothing. Perhaps you should get away from your computer for a bit and learn what "pwnage" is.

  • he owned you. that much is evidence. maybe you should listen to your own advice about computers. nah, instead, just keep on pwning yourself. it's funny to me

  • 4chan teens = fortune teens? right?

  • its true, i don't mean to sound negative but she only apppeals to un-educated people with vaginas and kids , and the "moral majority"

    so much shit is coming out against her, shit like she thought that africa was a nation what an idiot,,, republicans are already trying to 'educate" her for 2012,, man even sylvan learning couldnt help that frigid bitch

    i hope she runs in 2012 , imagine an obama palin debate, it'd be like an infant fighting mike tyson

  • Let's just reiterate: F*ck you Sarah. Quite seriously. With something large and very uncomfortable- F*ck you. Bitch, please. You think 2012 is a good idea? Everyone with an IQ has your number.

  • I wish I could hear everything he's saying - the sound's not very good : (

  • 0:45 my sentiments exactly

  • YOU KNOW WHAT...HERE'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN: OBAMA/BIDEN will win the election on NOVEMBER 4, 2008.

    That idiot Palin will go back to her igloo. Geezer Grampa will go to the SunShine Retirement Village and get his dose of Aricept at the HOME!

    YOU will get over it. I know I have already gotten over you!

    However; we can make up and be friends.

    I'll hug your ELEPHANT, if you'll kiss my ass.

    What? NO DEAL?

  • Ok, thanks for playing Republican SMACKDOWN!

    Please accept these lovely parting gifts; Johnny Jacobs what have we got for these fine folks?

    T minus 12HRS and counting!

    THINK and then VOTE!

    OBAMA/BIDEN 2008 TUESDAY

    NOVEMBER 4, 2008

    The world is ready, are YOU???

  • Jon Stewart sound more like a jerk then funny.

  • Jon Stewart is the shit! Thanks for posting this and supporting Obama!

  • Ahh you do realize that your whole country is so fucked atm no matter what happens your shit is ruined for a good 10 years.

    Just going to put it out there, whether your voting for an old dude that uses yo-yo politics or a 'terrorist' it doesn't matter because your in recession and you know what that means, your fucked for a while.

    Woop Woop Australia is also fucked so what do I know : )

  • yes, sarah, fuck you

  • fuck you meanwiddlekid!!

  • stripping this country of all socialist influences would result in the corporations and businesses becoming just as authoritarian as any corrupt gov't. Gov't regulation is what prevents businesses from paying you 50cents an hour and requiring you work work 60 hrs a week or be fired. It is also what provides employee safety measures. Businesses wouldn't do these things unless the gov't made them.

  • go get an education and learn about what socialism has done for this country.

  • ummmm run it into the shitter? where your brain is.

  • Minimum wage, child labor laws, the 40 hour work week, overtime pay, among others are socialist ideals. The gov't stepping in and saying "hey corporations, you HAVE to do this so your employees are earning livable wages" is socialism. Drop the idea of philosophical purity.

  • i dont think there should be NO regulation. when the free market clashes with personal freedom and safety, i feel it should be shored up. the government should serve and protect us and that's about where i draw the line. i don't feel that qualifies me as philosophically pure, but rather rational and realistic.

  • well said, i would agree. i think our disagreement is what constitutes "serve and protect." But lets end it here, since we found something we could agree on...

  • cool! take care and have fun on nov. 4. i know i won't. :)

  • You do realize the word "socialist" doesn't mean "evil," right?

  • i don't believe in good and evil. but i know a socialist policy will destroy this country. you're more than entitled to bury your head if you like, but don't expect me to.

  • Man, You are fucked! You're actually insane! I feel embarrassed for you. Please follow the advice from myself and others and get an education... Marxist flames?? where are you getting this shit from?? hahaha... wow- you're just dumb...

  • when you learn how to read, i suggest you look up the meaning of 'redistribution'. until then, have fun being a simple minded fucktard.

  • There is nothing wrong with redistribution if it used efficiently, i.e., not to the extreme, like the U.S.S.R. The most wealthy country in the world can afford to redistribute wealth to help those who are fucked by this crises (majority of Americans)!Obama is not a communist- he wants to improve a society that is currently poor and uneducated-this does not mean that America will go down in Marxist flames! Besides, deregulated capitalism isn't perfect either, ie-the current economic collapse?

  • ok, you're a socialist. great! good for you, but bad for the US. very bad.

  • I'm not a 'socialist', I'm a liberal. My question is can 'socialist' policies make America any worse? Explain to me this: How is it that there is a large percentage of Americans who don't even have Health insurance?! Let alone free health care like England, Canada or France.. Why would that be such a bad thing? And I find it funny that you buy into the notion of 'evil socialism'- at least left policies attempt to combat social issues, unlike the pathetic, obsolete right-wing economics..

  • I think the idea is to avoid pitfalls for what your talking about. Government = public service workers who dont have incentives to do a great job just like police they dont have incentives cause they just need to stay in office and work their own passion. Their incentives dont match their passion so you need natural competitive passion before enforcing anything that makes it undesirable.

  • health care needs reform. the moment things require reformation, we need not rush toward socialist solutions like brain dead robots. look into the health care system in canada. you may be shocked at what you find, and why they can't even keep their own doctors.

    and really, i couldn't care less what you find 'funny'. sorry.

  • Actually I'm from Canada and, yes, our system is not perfect, but the fact is that EVERYONE in Canada is getting free health care! We don't have to worry about qualifying for insurance or insurance, period. In Canada, and like most of the civilized world, we think that the government should guarantee the health of every individual. Yes, some doctors leave to the U.S., but thats a small percentage. You still can't tell me why the richest country in the world can't do that for its citizens?

  • to answer your question, the US is based on the principle that the people should do for themselves rather than be provided for according to what the government thinks is best.

    should health care be reformed? absolutely. should it be socialized?  no way.

  • Dude, this country is already pretty socialist in policy. And I don't see the sky falling.

  • pardon the cliche, but its hard to see with your head in the sand ;)

  • It's easier to see with my head in the sand than it is with a head clouded in a smog of hysterical fear.

  • i don't think, "head clouded in a smog of hysterical fear" is really that cliche of a phrase... as a matter of fact, i've never heard it before.

  • USSA? United States of Stupid Americans? No i don't think he wants to be media cheif of USSA...

  • right, stupid americans who can't spell chief. nice try!

  • Right, stupid johnbourbon who can't capitalize sentences or proper nouns like "Americans." You're brilliant!

  • i CHOOSE to not capitalize my words, not unlike ee cummings or jack kerouac. your inability to spell even basic words is innate and frankly embarrassing for someone of your age. unless your a 6th grader?

  • Actually, wrong...all MY words are spelled correctly. Unlike, say, "unless your [sic] a 6th grader?"

    By sixth grade, most people know the difference between "your" and "you're."

    Jack Kerouac, for example, knew the difference. And at least some of his writing was worth reading, unlike yours. Buh-bye now.

  • kerouac would often write "your" as yr, or even "you're" as yr...again, choice. but i suspect you lack the education to tell the difference or even have the vaguest idea what i'm talking about.

    ttfn!

  • As I already pointed out, in the English language there is a solid difference between "you're" and "your," and you showed how you didn't understand it. Trying to call it a "choice" is like saying 2+2=5. It's not a choice, it's just wrong.

    And so you're wrong, and so you lose.

  • haha...i hate stupid people too

  • Morons bent on division and hate are always trying to rip this country apart. And the baseless "Anti-American" label thrown around by these fucknuts is nothing new. People with no argument and no rational response to objectivity have always resorted to the "Anti-American" label, but this time, they're outnumbered. Republican fear and smear isn't going to work this time.