Self-help Enlightenment Rip Off

[TheLeafSamurai]

...why does he talk to himself?

[POKERFACEpro]

Even though I am a fan of the same authors this guy criticez, I find this video fun and amusing

[envydrummer09]

Yea ill listen to a man in a white dress. He sounds way more sane and intelligent than the rest lol. Ya right.

[kfrasertown]

yuk

[daschandman600]

that was dumb

[maninwhitedress]

like the weather.

[GreggaryPeccary]

Nice critique of the enlightenment industry.They thrive on our credulity.

IT DOESNT WORK, GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK.

[maninwhitedress]

they never give us our money back ::--))

[Tedsuzan]

I wrote a 20 minute play about the subject this very same....

[maninwhitedress]

There advice is so smart and right yet it's soo hard not to hate them. but love them too.

[therobba]

wow thats some crazy co0l shiz

[maninwhitedress]

it's the crazy cool shitz that makes this world dance.

[LukeCoulson]

Dear maninwhitedress

It's ok now. I'm in stiches.

Yours sincerely.

Luke Coulson.

[maninwhitedress]

thank gawd. but let them heal first before you go outside.

[DreamTimeRhythm]

You are such a great subscriber,

you always watch my stuff!

[maninwhitedress]

you make interesting films, keep up the good work.

[LukeCoulson]

Dear maninwhitedress

I nearly split my sides nodding intelligently.

Yours sincerely.

Luke Coulson.

[maninwhitedress]

interesting. I hope everything is all right.

[johnburnap]

unify!! i would try to if i hadnt already been sucked dry ! i say we just go into the future!!

[maninwhitedress]

It's true the future is better. I'm a dreamer and won't stop, unification program is difficult. when will this program flow?

[SherifG1]

That's crazy Stuff Bro.

>>Sherif

[maninwhitedress]

Gratitude much appreciated Mr. Sheriff. Do you have a chicken sandwich in your pocket?

[OkieMerrod83]

hahaha Vampire Cosby. That was freakin brilliant. And very random. Like real Monty Python-style randomness.

[maninwhitedress]

It is true Monty Python was the best!!! AGREED!!!

[erinmerle]

Chicken soup for the teenaged soul.

[maninwhitedress]

chicken soup for the soul that sometimes farts.

[Skullboysrevenge]

You Must have Looked Like Jello Pudding!

Yeah Fart Face Tony Robbins!

[maninwhitedress]

Yeah smells but not really, He drinks a lot of green.

[andydudley1]

right on man

[maninwhitedress]

this might be a wrong on, but my intention is to be right on.

[oiooioo000]

let me know how to stop watching this vid.

I am heavy addicted to this stuff. you are genius!

if I could, i'd like to give you 1 million stars...

[maninwhitedress]

The mind creates all. I have received 1 million stars.  Thank you.

[jimEther]

i agree

[maninwhitedress]

there's no agreeing here, there's smelly chickens and they're all mocking me. All of them, Ralphy, Joey, George and Eddy.

[Skullboysrevenge]

Cliff And Sparky Too!

The Mockers

[maninwhitedress]

Are you telling me you know them all?

[Skullboysrevenge]

Except Ophra!

[Clobberbob55]

I thought he only ate pudding.

And, I had no idea that Oprah is Dr. Phil's mom.

[maninwhitedress]

This stuff happens.

[jellomnkey]

Cosby has always known just how to contribute to the moral fabric of quantum sassafrass

[maninwhitedress]

cosby is everything and everywhere.

[maninwhitedress]

thanks, so sweet. I don't blame you either..

[flyinglllarrows]

wow.... Dr Phill is really gay...

but between you and him i'd say your gayer...

[maninwhitedress]

yay gay happy.

[KasperRocks]

I'm stunned....I really want to comment... but I'm living in the moment of being stunned....

[maninwhitedress]

Stunned from what? Chicken or turkey or duck.  None of that mentioned, but definitely life changing stuff.

[Nexta]

Words cannot explain what a wonder this video is. I am glad you invited me to watch it!

[maninwhitedress]

Well actually I appreciate you watching it even more. thank you

[bubblybombshell]

I came back again, I love this too much, I'm putting it in my favorites! Julie

[maninwhitedress]

You are god bless you, you understand it's with 100 grains of salt nutruition value substance. So good. I hope it made you laughed. and made you smile something silly.

[bubblybombshell]

Brilliant!!!! I loved it! The part on Tolle was very funny ...live the moment!!! Great work! 5 stars

[maninwhitedress]

It's true, lets forget everything else, and lets just live in the moment. BUT I GOTTA PAY THE RENT!!!! BUT I GOTTA PAY THE RENT!!!!

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

hahaha,,had to come back and watch again...now,now,now,now,now,no­w,now.now,now,now...

[maninwhitedress]

The madness, the horror, it's dangerous to watch it twice. Your brains will be fried.  Be careful my friend, the wackiness has gone too far.

[TheEnergyNippleZ]

i paid a visit .. the dollar store was closed , so I bribed security with a dollar and they opened up . nice people if one has money . I like this too . (3)

[maninwhitedress]

Dollar store in reference to what. Because I went to the dollar store and I bought a turkey casserole except it wasn't good.

[usernamesrbad]

My ideas are grown on a farm, in the same way some people cultivate orchids. I will build a large wire fence around my ideas, and put a scarecrow in the middle of my intellectual crop.

[maninwhitedress]

It's interesting to hear this, because ideas permeate through property. they float and they go through our minds like tiny clouds every so softly. It's only mad people like me who has taken them to the extreme, sharp as steel knives cutting away. But then I fart and laugh and say calm down little buddy.

[oiooioo000]

can't stop watching this vid everyday*****

can't stop smoking everyday

next next generation performer....

[maninwhitedress]

Next generation of wacky enlightenment for a dollar. You want be enlightened, pay a dollar at the dollar store.

[unavaliable2]

LOL 4/5

[thecainers]

twisted lol 5/5

[maninwhitedress]

Untwist me now, I need help honestly. HOnestly.

[95shannonf]

Very....uh....well thought out. Very dramatic. Good job!

[maninwhitedress]

Only the best from the lord of chicken, now changing into potato.

[zparedes]

All these Barnum-esque characters have one thing in common and this would be money. I think money may be the path to true happiness.

z

[maninwhitedress]

Money is a religion. The biggest one of all.

[viczetube]

Very funny,

However, I barely know some of the people you mention because I live in Argentina.

[maninwhitedress]

It's true, I thought everybody knew them, but thank god, everybody cannot know everybody. There's no way.

[beann28]

wonderful as always. I agree, who are these proclaimed guru's of self help anyway?? right on!!!!!

I especially like bill cosby with fangs....and dr. phils giant head.

xo

[maninwhitedress]

These guys are all right, I'm just pissed at them because they charge too much. They make the enlightenment only available for rich people, so they suck too. anyway I recommend Eckhart tolles power of now book. the small version. Or Piama chodren. She makes good books too.

[EdoZamboni]

Funny video!

[maninwhitedress]

soo you think this is money right, it's gonna make me a million dollars right? You're going to give me a million dollars right!!!! Ha ha ha ha.

[EdoZamboni]

Help yourself.

[maninwhitedress]

I would if I could, but I just don't know what to do. Do I do therapy? Of course insurance doesn't cover it. Do I walk backwards for the rest of my life. I mean they're too many ideas, I can't take it anymore.

[EdoZamboni]

I always have to go for a second yank; otherwise I never flush it all off.

So maybe try giving it a second yank.

[blackcat355]

I like your style, man. And how right you are. Enlightenment and self help will not come from watching Oprah, as much as my mother would like to think it will.

[maninwhitedress]

I'm goofing on these people, some of them have very helpful things to say. Like now now now now now now. That's really what all there is now, this moment. This second. This instant. and you know you know the past doesn't exist, the future doesn't exist. That was really mind blowing for me when I read that book. The power of now. But I was stoned to. I started becoming obsessed with it, like a religion, but then I opened my mind even more and I started to realize it's all a religion

[NatureLoveGirl]

lmao "now now now now!!!!!"' this is hilarious!!!

[maninwhitedress]

Now now now is the truth. Now is only now is only now now now now.

[noochprod]

ce bon dr huxtebul y bouffe des gens now

[maninwhitedress]

If I only new french.

[stevedaniels5]

You share the same curse as Tony Robbins I'm afraid.

[maninwhitedress]

It's true, the ideas, I have too many ideas, soooooo many ideas. But Tony is able to organize, I'm just a fool I tell you. A true fool. Wacka wacka.

[SarahD3V]

i now know how you got those blood stains on your dress...

.... i now know the meaning of life.

[maninwhitedress]

Yes it is cheese. Cheese is the meaning.

[IraqIsWhack]

Oprah Winfrey enlightened a "part" of me..:p

[LunaCow]

La réponse à la vie est le fromage.

[maninwhitedress]

I believe you're right my friend.  Cheese is friendly, cheese is good.

[HungLikeCrayons]

lol

[maninwhitedress]

Another lollipop for you.

[robbidude]

omg, that was hillarious and soooo true! you are an amazing actor, but you already know that.... robbi from SE

[maninwhitedress]

It's not that true, it's karma chicken true. Wacky loo loo true.

[adriiisffe]

You have just united all of these bullshit artists and fake gurus against your movement.... Now that you have rebelled against the established order of commercialized enlightenment you are own your own, maininthewhitedress.. Doctor Phil can no longer help you or heal you.. You are stuborn and won't listen to his widsom.

[maninwhitedress]

I listen to these guys, They all have great things to say. I love goofing on them too. They also piss me off because they put too many ideas out there, they become a part of the mass production of confusion. It'd be great if they made a union together, if they bring forces together. Maybe they have and I don't know about it. And I'm an ignorant MOfo like the rest of them.

[adriiisffe]

How do you do it? How do you channel all that crazy engergy?

[maninwhitedress]

like a chicken my friend, like a chicken. I channel the chicken karma. You can do it to if you buck to a chicken. Don't forget to buck to a chicken.

[oiooioo000]

love your craziness cos i love ur craziness. now nownow nownownow no no noooooo yes coooool*******

[maninwhitedress]

It's the craziness that glues all crazies together creating a mass production of crazies ready to fly and take over the world.

[MisericordeConcern]

Market saturation will set you free.

[maninwhitedress]

Market saturation will keep you inclosed in this small youtube box.

[prettygirlsloveyou]

lol

[maninwhitedress]

Laugh out of my Eyeball hole.

[00thejackassgang00]

it was ok

[maninwhitedress]

A person who speaks their mind, Hip horay!

[extremestonerchick]

that was brilliant... vry good... keep it up!!:)

[maninwhitedress]

I will keep the chicken up. But not the hairy leg.

[dodadue89]

This is probably the sickest, most twisted, bizzare film I've ever seen. (And I've seen some messed up crap) I am going to have nightmares for weeks to come as a result of watching this.

...I like it.

[maninwhitedress]

It is not nightmares that I wish to give. It's is mushrooms, casroles and marshmellows mixed together to create a NEW FOrM of unity. God bless the unity it's all around us like Flakey people.

[roger78]

FAN TAS TIC¡

[maninwhitedress]

Interesting the spaces between your fantastic makes fantastic even more fantastic. The creativity involved is of pure genius. Sir.

[RedDead888]

lol

[maninwhitedress]

It was the laughing that helped us become more human. It was the laughing that helped us not the screaming. The smiles. Where are the smiles?!

[Awwa1]

That's an immediate classic!

And at last we understand the bloody bite marks in the white dress! But alas, we still do not begin to fathom the man in that white dress!!

Peace!

\A/

[maninwhitedress]

But answer this, how come they're there before Bill Cosby bit me. Could this be one of those time warps that mess with your mind and make you confused things.

[Awwa1]

Yes! It's like the phantom image you see after looking away from something... only the phantom was there before we saw the image of Bill Cosby vampirizing off your cosmic karma, the marks were already there.

?

\A/

[Pilberstein1]

My new favorite video!  Classic!!!!

[maninwhitedress]

You're  a classic my friend. And the world waits for you. Give me a little show boat!!!!!!!

[lixus0303]

Oh! And I thought the three holes in the chest was a shutgun shot...but what THE HELL!!! Hairy guy, dressed like a girl...What the FUCK>?! And what is the whole problem?!! : (

[maninwhitedress]

I don't know you're right. That guy is strange. What planet is he from? What is his problem? Does he fart a lot. I think so, I think so.

[PjTimeProductions]

dude this is funny... if we new who all these damn ppl are

[maninwhitedress]

These are people who have been embedded in our subconscious for tooo long and now even more.

[hOlyduTy]

HA HA you are right

[maninwhitedress]

I'm not right. Your the Holy duty. Praise to the HOLY DUTY. Praise you.

[littlegreenjason]

NO! You must buy MY book!

[maninwhitedress]

Is it cheep. I'll think about it. My book is 3 pennies.

[hopeonatenspeed]

the enlightenment is here! it is in my hand!

i will share it with you...

IF

you buy my book.

[maninwhitedress]

Yes I bought that book from Alan. It messed me up, I started farting all over the place. look at me now, I'm a sad, angry man.

[hopeonatenspeed]

well then...

you just didn't read it right.

did you read it rightsideup or upsidedown? it is a completely different book depending.

[maninwhitedress]

I have this bad habit of reading this crazy things out my but. This is lame but it happens over and over and over and over again. It never stops. I think that's where the problem was.

[FatWagar]

It's you who enlightens you!..my new mantra you crazy bastard!!! 5 stars

[maninwhitedress]

it's true, I only hold the key to my own enlightenment. This is it. and of course I get to decide what it is. Right now I'm focused on chickens, I think tomorrow I'm going to start on elvis.

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

very funny stuff! you've done it again, my friend...

[maninwhitedress]

Yes I've done it again, and that's what life is all about. It does it again, it grows a little, it does it again, it grows a little, it does it again, it grows, it never stops, DON'T LET IT EVER STOP. GO GO GO.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Laugh out fraking loud! favorited!

[maninwhitedress]

It was LOUd, the laughter was loud, but no one would say a thing. No one would think a word.

[OddlyAppropriate]

haha frckin dr.phil. haha

[maninwhitedress]

Dr. Phil is a friend of my mother's they eat chicken on the evenings.

[CharlotteSpeaks]

Pshh Gurus...it's a business! Ahh the vampire is scary!