Song of the Grass-Mud Horse (Cao Ni Ma)

[Joeaho]

I was laughing the whole time.

[opinionatedwanker]

他妈的大警察

[digdigdigidy]

i don't know why people hate communism if it weren't for it we wouldn't get great things like this. keep fighting the man, China!

[williepie]

My Chinese friend Du showed me this lmfao

[IanCHN]

草泥马火了。。

[MrThomPS3]

Epic.

[MrSodapoop]

fuck ur mothers cunt lol thats gonna be my new catch prashe

[yiling0203]

Does anyone know where I can find the high resolution version of this video? Thanks!

[stevenpeeareceetwone]

[ Comment removed by the Chinese government. ]

[crashmania94]

really clever way to play on the sense of words in chinese hehe ! :p

[xiaoyucapx]

whenever there is anything about china on youtube, there will alwayse be wars between pro-commies and con-commies. Come-on, fight then! Our motherland rots under your pityful quarrels, since there's nobody actually doing shit!

[lotusblade90210]

THEY ARE LLAMAS! NOT HORSES!

[Deathtails]

@lotusblade90210 Many times the literal translation of an animal, or even the scientific (Latin or Greek) name given to it refers to another animal. Take hippopotamus, it literally means "river horse, from the Greek "Hippos" meaning horse and "Potamus" meaning river. And I can't remember the exact words, but when horses came to North America, the Native American's name for them was something along the lines of "the great dog of the white man".

[racker150]

@lotusblade90210 There alpacas.

[utubbe30]

haha in general it's still great 

[utubbe30]

fuck man... how can those fucking bitches con KIDS to sing this when the kids don't even that they are singing fuck yr mother...

[0stegosaurusrex]

@utubbe30 Clearly you did not read the description at all, and are an idiot

[Bloodyidit]

@utubbe30

simple.

you fuck with the internet, not even your children are safe.

so don't fuck with the internet.

[sleser001]

24 watchers were river crabs (Hie Xie!)

[michaelhoangtin]

LOL. They look like retarded llamas.

[liudxdx]

F*** ur mother....

[boujounomono]

Grass 24 horses

[ocping]

He xie chong chi xiao shi cao ni ma ge bi!

[Jolav4]

wat

[xacrifizer]

LOL

[kekedog]

it's really fucking funny,hehe

[sugarberry18]

I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!!!

[crfmoto09]

Tht was fucking funny

[ReinforceZwei009]

Hohoho! LOL

[LiqiangEatShit]

It is very easy to find pro CCP Chinese comments on Youtube, look for the most IMMATURE, RACIST, ARROGANT and DIFFAMATORY comments and you can be sure they come from pro CCP people

FACT

[fize4ever]

@LiqiangEatShit What's with Asians being pissed on YouTube?

[LiqiangEatShit]

@fize4ever Because they are CCP bastards :)

That`s all

[andy32145]

Fittingly posted on a site blocked in China

[Miriam89]

Hahaha this is hilarious :DDD

[hpotter4getbac]

草泥马 是 马勒戈壁上的主要物种

[FibBuster1]

Censorship hurts the people of China and covers up corruption and other crimes. Gao Zhisheng , a self-taught legal rights defender, has been missing since April of last year, disappearing soon after he defied the authorities by telling a reporter about the torture he endured during an earlier detention. Even You Tube is forbidden in China, Chinese people are treated like children. The fight for freedom goes on.

[Orthagoni]

Cao ni ma, chinese government!

[gonullyourself]

Can't stop the signal.

[TheKepos]

ALPACAS!

[TheCHRM2]

I think the Chinese government is right to censor free speech , wealth comes before freedom, China is empowering its citizens by providing political stability, rigid demographic and criminal control,Therefore creating an environment that allow its people to prosper.

[hpotter4getbac]

@TheCHRM2 草泥马戈壁

[yuanxue3]

Grass mud horse(Cao Ni Ma)= Fu€k your MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PolitcalIslam]

@yuanxue3 Yes, the tones are different though, so it's not that funny if you're know the language and aren't paying much attention.

[LiqiangEatShit]

@yuanxue3 Much more like Fuck Hu Jintao`s mom :)

[shanghaiedsigrid]

@LiqiangEatShit

hmm well Hu and Wen probably belong to the more pro-democratic faction of the CCP. Even Wen gets censored by the ministry of propaganda.

[LiqiangEatShit]

@shanghaiedsigrid LOL more Democratic faction, I wonder how that looks like in China:

They let you chose if you want to get tortured with shock sticks or get your finger cut off :)

LOL

[shanghaiedsigrid]

@LiqiangEatShit

That's why i said MORE pro-democratic. Directing anger twoards Hu and Wen is missguided, it should be directed towards the conservative factions of the CCP. Wen Jiaobao was a loyal follower of Zhao Ziyang and supported the students on Tiananmen Square, it is a wonder he wasn't purged and destroyed in the aftermath. He has also been quite out spoken in favour of political reform in the media causing himself to be censored by his own government. The CCP is not one single unit.

[XxDarkViolenceOo]

@yuanxue3 Lol!

[XmdogmX]

a fantastic symbol of freedom

[caitianlong]

Crazy children's song, the new torch song in the new age of resistance! :) haahah

[mrPampers1]

lol it looks mighty retarded but its still awesome :D

[yascumbag]

are sofa we tar did you are sofa king we tar did

[Keioko1999]

Why can't I stop laughing... Those llamas (or Grass-Mud Horses, whatever)....

[crossmirage]

I had the annotations turned off and the puns clicked after almost a full minute in...

Then I burst out into a terrible guffaw.

[demon212]

fuck yeah grass mud horse

[galenhenn]

Whoever made this crap needs to be lynched by their peers.

[J4M3SPR]

@galenhenn go away you or i'll grass mud horse

[LionelsDevil]

Awesome. Annoying but awesome. Also...

@galenhenn hmm, interesting opinion. Do you know what is even more interesting? That a part of your username reflects your nature, a true HEN. Perhaps a hen in a need of a cock, considering you cuddle up to a plush raccoon... Try to take it the less offensive way :-)... Then again, I am judging you from just one comment. Have a nice day :p

[galenhenn]

@LionelsDevil Ho ho hum what a wannabe clever response. Your faggotry is reflected in ur inferior lameness: A lionels devil? Sounds like a lyin devil, which makes you a white devil and by extension a nigger faggot in need of a reality check. So go to china spoiled liberal whitie, stand in front of a tank and cuddle up to a local communist party official on a smoke break, and enjoy prison for being a cock smoking faggot. Oh and go enjoy time with ur mommy.

[LionelsDevil]

@galenhenn somebody watches too much Fox News here... Interesting, on what basis do you presume I am caucasian, let alone a male? And immediately beginning with racial slurs afterwards (note that white devil and nigger faggot are oxymorons). I thought you were the fine young black woman in the video on your page, but it was apparently somebody else. Sorry for that :)

Also, strange that you suggest me to stay with communists as the video authors I support and you insult want DEMOCRACY IN CHINA:)

[LionelsDevil]

@galenhenn oh, and before I forget, I am not a liberal. We do not have liberals here. Not the entire world is america you know :) And enjoy your corrupted GOP as muslims creep up on you, so by the time they'll start cutting your heads off I can be chilling in an atheistic (alebeit despotic) country with a horde of a military. May I recommend learning Mandarin? But first, please, work on your own writing. I did not study english for 8 years to decode the enigma code you write in. Also, LRN2INTRNT

[galenhenn]

@LionelsDevil Lol you are very much a liberal cunt: since you can understand English and understand politics I daresay you communicate very well the typical liberal response (fox news, evil GOP, muslims blah blah, the world is not america blah blah). Your doing a convincing job of being a white whiner, does that offend U? I made no presumption to your gender, to democracy, to a military mandarin myopia and the two paragraphs of bs: u did. As a white nigger faggot devil, u should LURK MOAR.

[LionelsDevil]

@galenhenn woah, you might not be as dumb as I initialy thought. Yes, the second paragraph was a total BS, I simply whipped up some issues through google. I am surprised I actualy managed to nail it :D You do have a point on me making a presumption, good catch :) Yet I still have a problem with your first comment as those people were smart enough to get it released and it shows that they want a change in a system, close to what you have, yet you bash them

Is it annoying? Yes. Awesome? Definitely

[galenhenn]

@LionelsDevil Free speech, in its purest form. A grass mud horse must be able to chew its own cud.

[LionelsDevil]

@galenhenn If you put it like that, then I have no problem. :) I am surprised you made me change my opinion of you, strip the wierd ebonics and you seem like a sensible person. But still, lynching? In China? Pointless. I guess iPad 2 is enough of a punishment for whatever might offend people about this song. Sadistic even.

[LiqiangEatShit]

@LionelsDevil The only ones offended are the Chinese government :)

[LiqiangEatShit]

@LionelsDevil Whoever doesn`t want Democracy in China must be working for the CCP or be plain stupid

[grendelee]

That gosh-darn censorship. Its gonna take them straight to heck.

[countrybluegrass]

That's... a llama.

[CranberryWilliams]

@countrybluegrass NO! IT'S A GRASS MUD HORSE! DIDN'T YOU SEE THE VIDEO!?!

[brxbrx1]

lovely and inspiring

[liarsclub75]

操你妈!  Ha HA!

[deko105]

censorship disappeared from your mother's cunt forever

[BeakyRed]

@deko105 LOL I GOT THAT.

[Lucwur]

LOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!

[IhelpYourMacLol]

omg lol

[kaziboy264]

people take the cao ni ma too seriously, its more a joke or parody created by frustrated chinese internet users

[FiX2FiX2FiX]

aren't those llamas?

[bzsy]

翻墙顺路问候神兽，这年头神马都是浮云，神兽依然坚挺。

[TheEarthhuman]

Help us to protect the chinese internet army

[GPSaBu]

some ppl take this thing way too seriously. Yes to some ppl it might be a so called symbol against censorship, but to most of us it is only a funny and satirical way to get around the rude language censor in most chinese websites because it has same pronunciation as "fuck your mom"(with different tone of course). Just like in US we type fxxk, xxxx, or whatever it is to get around the rude language censor. And it is pretty much the chinese version of 1337 speak.

[JDubin1590]

@GPSaBu well the obstacles facing people on the internet in China are a little more serious than a "rude language censor." But I see how not being able to search for or talk about criticism of the government is like having to say "fxxk" instead of fuck on certain forum websites.

[anthonyshao123]

u racist man

[dru00d]

一群老外激动啥呢……大陆网民对草泥马的认识分为两种，一种是纯­粹以娱乐眼光看待，还有另外一拨人是真把草泥马当作网络自由象征­的

Bump!

[ixat00]

@dru00d 纽约时报关于这还版过文章，老外连不会中文的有好多听说过草泥马­

[crownwang81]

@dru00d

正解,其实很多人都是以娱乐的态度来恶搞的,当然也有部分有对审­查制度的不满,但老外一见到这个事情就立马把它放大,什么政治议­题都被扯进来,64啊,轮子功啊那些. 一点没有娱乐精神.

[LoveUWhenSeptEnds]

CAO NI MA is a name people made up for fun. Seems many people take it seriously. Even the New York Times. :-o

[foreverwithyou1102]

Wtf???

[cycrosism]

THERES A HERD OF FUCK YOUR MUM

[zaphraud]

Awesome

[lilfayt]

LOL This is awesome

[BrokenTimeMachine]

wtf

[BryantArkansasRiver]

Rejoice all Grass Mud Horses everywhere! Liu Xiaobo has won the Nobel!

[locomex713]

were da fuck am i?!?!?

[ASHINODA]

very catchy. hehe. :) go destroy the red crab!

[ASHINODA]

very catchy. hehe. :)

[djAmiracle]

long live the gras mud horse!

[killerdynam0]

I understand this, but wtf llamas?

[Tossegris]

@killerdynam0 It's alpacas. In Chinese alpaca sounds pretty much like "screw your mother". ;)

[TiTSxxMcGEE]

@Tossegris that's not true. sounds like yángtuó... idiot

[Tossegris]

@TiTSxxMcGEE No need for namecalling.

[TiTSxxMcGEE]

@Tossegris apologizes, was a bit rough. adding the idiot part was more me being sarcastic than anything else since mandarin is so increadible difficult

[Tossegris]

@TiTSxxMcGEE Apology accepted. I don't know mandarin; just read it somewhere on wikileaks and assumed it to be reliable info.

[Xaio30]

This is epic win against censorship!

[cycrosism]

They defeated the censorship in order to protect their free speech. Well written!!!!

[qingleng007]

i dont like gov,but i like china!!!!i also like cao ni ma我爱中国

[Lyubomirr]

@qingleng007 + 50 cents ?

[fishsama999]

Fucking fav'd. Gotta love the fact the Chinese people are fighting back against the government's censorship. Plenty more Western countries are making moves or have already done this, such as Germany, and Australia. The USA won't be far off. Get encryption software NOW in case this happens in YOUR country.

[trinidadlouise]

Is there anywhere I can get a high resolution version of this video?

[PaulSoong]

Chinese people got humor,haha

[dman19851996]

@PossibleInfost China is in no way communist. It doesn't listen to it's people and is truly a dictatorship. So you are a bit wrong on that one. I am not talking about the comment loser to the tokyo-related message, I am talking about the comment next to seemarrr's.

[AliceInWonderlandx3]

@dman19851996 I don't agree with the Chinese government's policies but dictatorship? Really? If anything China is blurring the line between communism and capitalism. The only dictatorship is that of North Korea.

[dman19851996]

FUCK CENSORSHIP, YEAH!

[Urmum55]

They must have found the crabs weak spot.

[TheGrix2112]

im guessing the river crabs were GIANT EMEMY CRABS

[PoisonedAl]

@TheGrix2112

"River crabs" sounds like "harmonise." As in, if you step out of line, some men will come and "harmonise" you with big sticks.

[wangto040889]

FUCKING song!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wirewolf45]

0:13 that shit is fuking scary!! looks like JU ON the grudge lady

[Luuk178]

:) Humor still is the best reaction to every problem ^-^

[pansheng]

Nothing can stop internet

[rkari120]

Lol I never knew there was a animal named cao ni ma lmao

[vickywei0215]

@rkari120 羊驼

[totoroiscutie]

lmao

[bj3peters]

Word!

[ThatGuyWithThePenis]

Im not saying ur resposible, Im just saying that chinese people eat small cats and dogs. I was in china once an in a resturant they served a freaking dog... That enough proof for me.

[rockerfella666]

@ThatGuyWithThePenis dude, humans eat every other fucking animal on the planet, should dogs get a free pass cuz a lot of people keep them as pets? i have two pet dogs and hope never to eat dog, but shit, the french eat frogs and snails. that's pretty gross if u ask me but to each his own. i don't think u should be judging people by the food they eat... unless they're cannibals. judge the shit outta those people.

[GPSaBu]

@ThatGuyWithThePenis so, according to you, it's disgusting to eat dogs simply because they are pets. I wonder what would chinese people think of you if they keep cows as their pet and they saw you eating beef.

by the way i dont eat dogs so dont you even bother to say that i'm defending it because i eat dogs.

[ThatGuyWithThePenis]

china eat small dogs, they got what they deserved

[joe9320]

@ThatGuyWithThePenis FUCK YOUR MUM!

[gecko8795]

O_O!

[Sukasor]

This really really creeps me out ):

[TheBeholder1805]

they probably didn't even know alpacas existed over in china. they're native to south america, and were generally unknown in the US until the recent "alpaca farming" scam, too. i'm not surprised they thought they were some made-up magical beast. they are pretty silly looking creatures.

[joe9320]

@TheBeholder1805 Chinese have never seen an alpaca. So using an alpaca is synonimous to the Japanese using a panda (The Japanese haven't seen a panda as well, as they come from China).

[sincoew2]

They are alpacas...why are they "mythical" and called "grass-mud horses"? lol, alpacas guys, ALPACAS!!!!

[shaolinadr]

Cao Ni Ma :P

[Wierdmin]

Oh, if only more languages were tone languages, then the citizens of every censored country could make songs like this.

[MrBparker001]

It seems like there has been a Grass-Mud-Horse stampede over the Great Firewall of China and the Crabs are being defeated by TOR. I think it's important for more people in repressed countries to be aware there are multiple ways to use the Internet anonymously without censorship.

[XSPStudios]

@MrBparker001

I hear the best way is to have your grandfather move to America during World War 2 and start his own business.

In all seriousness though, it's 's like they figure if that many people don't want to leave, then they can do what ever they want.

[SteveLiu1987]

LMAO

[bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5]

Fuck ur mother's CUNT!!!!

thts wat thy is saying man

[colooizawesome]

Funny song, glad it made it past the chinese internet filters, they deserve their free speech.

[noelsoong777]

Alpaca package £20

[noelsoong777]

hahhahahahha!

[dapigudemao]

they use to put it on every morning in that school

[dapigudemao]

i heard this song coming from the school next to my appartment for a year when i was in Beijing! i use to hate! but now i miss it! hahaha

[gothicspoon]

HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD I haven't laughed so hard while watching a video in a long time!! This is HILARIOUS!!

[Feedfront]

its not really a big deal folks,,,,

[colooizawesome]

@Feedfront Actually, it is, this protest song made it past the most complex internet filter in the world.

So fuck you otherwise.

[Feedfront]

@colooizawesome what a nice greeting!

what, did i offend u? mothafucker?

[colooizawesome]

@Feedfront

Oh, hi cockmunch.

[Feedfront]

@colooizawesome this song mainly for fun, do you understand? the chinese people did not make it in the hope of overthrowing the government, if it's such a big deal, the chinese government would've banned it way earlier, and what makes you run such a big mouth today huh?did your mom get fucked by a horse?

[anonymouswillnotstop]

@colooizawesome hard. to fuck their mother hard.

[AussiePolitics]

the chinese government banned it as soon as they understood what it was about. that was its purpose - it was a subtle attack on the totalitarian government in china which thinks it has the right to tell people what they can see and do on the internet.

[SpellboundSolution]

Death to the River Crabs!

[sushux]

OMG the smurf song

[luis7th]

the fact is "Fuck U Mother,Chinese Goverment",we chinese people need FREE SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KorolenkoUKR]

LOL SO MUCH.

[goofyedward]

All the comments are people making it their business to shit talk each other about politics and the like.

Did no one see how fucking hilarious the faces of the mud grass horses are? I can't watch this video without laughing at the down right slackjawed retarded-ness of them.

Or maybe all the good comments are getting erased so people can shitfit. :B

[ghjkltyu]

@goofyedward those aren't horses. They're llamas or alpacas.

[ghjkltyu]

@goofyedward or camels

[goofyedward]

I know that. It says in the title the proper name for them is mud grass horse.

[flywithvicky]

HAHAHAHA !

[rockwellumrocks2]

This will be the nursery rhyme of tomorrow =P

[mekanopsis1]

new york times lol

[S34CR4FT]

Why is it malegebi?

I thought your mom's vagina was Ma de bi?