The whore's bastards who are posting negative comments on here are clearly a bunch of wankers, who deserve to have their little faggot faces kicked in.
What more did the tight fisted public want for their few pounds? I would suggest that they got nothing less than what they paid for. If they were looking for a magical snow queen gliding majestically through the night sky on a golden sleigh, pulled by mystical flying reindeer, than they should have taken their snotty nosed little bastards to the real Lapland. I say that the Mears brothers gave the fuckers more than they deserved. If they ripped the bastards off, than it was what they deserved.
we had a lovely day here, I dont know what all the fuss is about , this reporter admits he wasnt even allowed in, we we DID go in and it was simply AWESOME ;-)
It looks just like Funland out of the first episode of Father Ted - All it needs is the Pond of Terror, the Spinning Cat and the Tunnel of Goats, and you've got yourself a crap (And slightly more illegal) money-spinner!
the other laplanduk is charging £75 each a ticket and theres only one day at that rate left! then its £85 a head, talk about slick as owl shit, how many punters a day? 2000 say? so thats 150k a day gross
going to open one up next year myself, rent out a container for the grotto, tramp for santa, big ball of tangled string as childrens activity center, cans of out of date tomatoes as pressies for the kiddies
£10 a head do you you gullible twat? lovely jubbly and a ho ho ho to you all
I don't see why you people are complaining as the place looks magical and the elves seem merry. I went there and experienced a quality time that I feel ashamed of because of how little I had to pay.
Well said. I love getting ripped off at Chrimbo by merry gypo's and love it when Santa (who incidentaly smells of booze and piss) gets a magical punch in the face! HO HO HO!
makes you proud , its just another thing that makes Britain Great, Next to the Millennium wobbly bridge, the Greenwich Dome. the great river of Fire down the Thames.
we dont have many of these so this is why theres a bit of a kickoff about it in the national news etc. these people were charged the equivalent of $45 each for entry, is that the going rate in the US for similar type sad sacks of shit?
That sounds a little steep, but you know, demand dictates market. But seriously,you're absolutely right. It is ridiculous. I was more interested in how the United States is basically buyer beware. If you feel cheated and complain people laugh and call you a sucker. It's nice to see it's not like that everywhere.
the website gave a very glowing impression and people were sukced in. I would say to anyone who booked or even paid at the door, consumer law is very strict and clear... breach of contract on the grounds of misrepresentation. My advice, is don't mess around waiting for Trading Standards. Get a claim form from your local small claims court and sue for the money lost. You can even do it online. Bring these people to account.
I'm afraid to say you have little or no chance of getting any response from the Mears family, however, company secretary and accountant Mr Gavin Tanner from Lancing West Sussex may be a better way of getting some sort of compensation. Google his name. Good luck, and I'm so sorry for your loss, I too have been sucked into this conman's scams before!
IVE PAID £175 00 TO VISIT THIS CRAP THIS WEEKEND COMING MY KIDS ARE GUTTED THE TWATS THAT SET THIS UP MUST BE HELD TO ACCOUNT . I HOPE GORDON BROWN STEPS IN TO REPAY ALL THE HARD WORKING FAMILIES WHO HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO THIS CON IN SUCH DIFFICULT FINANCIAL TIMES. There must be a debate in the house of commons about this !!!
I've literally been to Car Boot Sales that have looked more entertaining than that. That is the saddest, grimmest thing I've ever seen and I hope the swine who set this up pays. I heard there was a dead husky there, the elves and santa were in a punch up yesterday I think. And the baguettes were £5 and consisted of sloppy stuffing apparently.
Don't let that bastard ruin your Christmas! December's just starting so forget this place of horror and woe and think to the future!
We were there Sunday, & my Daughter (6) is still having sleepless nights, she was so disappointed & upset, & now thinks Santa is cruel to animals, & Elves smoke.....its costing me a fortune to take her to another GENUINE Xmas theme park, just to try & put right what this Evil Scam Artist has done
thats awful to think the kids was looking forward to this even put there wellys on only to find it was about as much fun as weston super mare, heart goes out to them i think santa should should send out free tickets so they can go to the real thing
im going there sataday 6th ive spent £175 .00 on this .what happens next? IM GOING TO CHIN SANTA IN HIS GROTTO, HE WILL BE KNOCKED OUT These fools wont make a fool out of me
i knew bout this on ITV1 if u wanna spend a day with kids on xmas go to lapland UK in kent it costs more but believe me on there website and to me it NO way like that shit hole. you make cookies no animal cruelty and all the elves are non smokers
I haven't been I won't go either, I am concerned with the animal welfare though both now and when the place shuts, what happens to the animals then? Huskies shouldn't be chained up they are active working dogs, who need hours of running and hiking everyday, who walks them the chain smoking elves?
Best day of my life - got sucked off by an elf in the car park.
edbingey 4 months ago
The whore's bastards who are posting negative comments on here are clearly a bunch of wankers, who deserve to have their little faggot faces kicked in.
SatansApostle666 1 year ago
@SatansApostle666 Oh look, it's Henry Mears. Enjoying prison, you turd?
SoundsofRuneScape 8 months ago
What more did the tight fisted public want for their few pounds? I would suggest that they got nothing less than what they paid for. If they were looking for a magical snow queen gliding majestically through the night sky on a golden sleigh, pulled by mystical flying reindeer, than they should have taken their snotty nosed little bastards to the real Lapland. I say that the Mears brothers gave the fuckers more than they deserved. If they ripped the bastards off, than it was what they deserved.
SatansApostle666 1 year ago
@Poulsbo1975 please refrain from fowling the interweb with your vile filth . you see people who smell of poo?, thats you that is.....
marshalllucky 1 year ago
we had a lovely day here, I dont know what all the fuss is about , this reporter admits he wasnt even allowed in, we we DID go in and it was simply AWESOME ;-)
marshalllucky 1 year ago
Lol farther ted funland and Phoenix nights family fun day. I'd have let em have £35 just for the laugh lmaoaotff
markod2002 1 year ago
Hahaha! What a rip off!
TeamHeavySuck 2 years ago
It looks just like Funland out of the first episode of Father Ted - All it needs is the Pond of Terror, the Spinning Cat and the Tunnel of Goats, and you've got yourself a crap (And slightly more illegal) money-spinner!
RobotwarsKing 3 years ago
In the words of the guy who set up that deathhole, "This event was ruined by professional troublemakers and people conspiring to ruin it"
I'll bet it was. Just from looking at it, I'd rather eat my hair than pay £30 to go there =(
I'll bet it was.
RobotwarsKing 3 years ago
this is why people hate pikeys maybe.....
the police can do nothing they are scared of them.
sweetypie000 3 years ago
the other laplanduk is charging £75 each a ticket and theres only one day at that rate left! then its £85 a head, talk about slick as owl shit, how many punters a day? 2000 say? so thats 150k a day gross
going to open one up next year myself, rent out a container for the grotto, tramp for santa, big ball of tangled string as childrens activity center, cans of out of date tomatoes as pressies for the kiddies
£10 a head do you you gullible twat? lovely jubbly and a ho ho ho to you all
cafemondo 3 years ago
I don't see why you people are complaining as the place looks magical and the elves seem merry. I went there and experienced a quality time that I feel ashamed of because of how little I had to pay.
Bloodlovefreak 3 years ago
Well said. I love getting ripped off at Chrimbo by merry gypo's and love it when Santa (who incidentaly smells of booze and piss) gets a magical punch in the face! HO HO HO!
lochead1 3 years ago 7
makes you proud , its just another thing that makes Britain Great, Next to the Millennium wobbly bridge, the Greenwich Dome. the great river of Fire down the Thames.
pressgangers 3 years ago
I love shoddy little rest stops like this. In the states we just laugh, Brits however, get mad. Either way I'm having fun.
iceicebacon 3 years ago 2
we dont have many of these so this is why theres a bit of a kickoff about it in the national news etc. these people were charged the equivalent of $45 each for entry, is that the going rate in the US for similar type sad sacks of shit?
cafemondo 3 years ago
That sounds a little steep, but you know, demand dictates market. But seriously,you're absolutely right. It is ridiculous. I was more interested in how the United States is basically buyer beware. If you feel cheated and complain people laugh and call you a sucker. It's nice to see it's not like that everywhere.
iceicebacon 3 years ago
the website gave a very glowing impression and people were sukced in. I would say to anyone who booked or even paid at the door, consumer law is very strict and clear... breach of contract on the grounds of misrepresentation. My advice, is don't mess around waiting for Trading Standards. Get a claim form from your local small claims court and sue for the money lost. You can even do it online. Bring these people to account.
blackpoolrok 3 years ago
Class Action Suit?
7boon 3 years ago
i dont get why any one would actualy go to this?
jonnyd89 3 years ago
ha ha, duped into an illusion maybe
DianaGutted 3 years ago
This looks like a set from a Carry On Film!
sayajarao 3 years ago
ive been on sky website and apparently they have slaughtered the animals
boiliebaits156 3 years ago
I'm afraid to say you have little or no chance of getting any response from the Mears family, however, company secretary and accountant Mr Gavin Tanner from Lancing West Sussex may be a better way of getting some sort of compensation. Google his name. Good luck, and I'm so sorry for your loss, I too have been sucked into this conman's scams before!
laplandsnitch 3 years ago
IVE PAID £175 00 TO VISIT THIS CRAP THIS WEEKEND COMING MY KIDS ARE GUTTED THE TWATS THAT SET THIS UP MUST BE HELD TO ACCOUNT . I HOPE GORDON BROWN STEPS IN TO REPAY ALL THE HARD WORKING FAMILIES WHO HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO THIS CON IN SUCH DIFFICULT FINANCIAL TIMES. There must be a debate in the house of commons about this !!!
credditcrunch 3 years ago
I've literally been to Car Boot Sales that have looked more entertaining than that. That is the saddest, grimmest thing I've ever seen and I hope the swine who set this up pays. I heard there was a dead husky there, the elves and santa were in a punch up yesterday I think. And the baguettes were £5 and consisted of sloppy stuffing apparently.
Don't let that bastard ruin your Christmas! December's just starting so forget this place of horror and woe and think to the future!
petemakky 3 years ago
lapland? more like crapland
marioofwarvone 3 years ago 2
Zing!
ChekhovsGun 3 years ago
you enjoyed it so no refund
misterfisherman 3 years ago
hah its been shut down
newmanboy2k7 3 years ago
funniest thing ive seen all year...
nigeyboy101 3 years ago
It's a scheme worthy of Ed Edd n Eddy.
WeirdEars 3 years ago
the other video said the elves had a punch up and went on strike lol.
Chubachus 3 years ago
The funny thing is... the offical website doesn't exactly make the park look that good either!
jonnabonna 3 years ago
its just awful. i Havnt been my self...and i won't
007Jackdude007 3 years ago
We were there Sunday, & my Daughter (6) is still having sleepless nights, she was so disappointed & upset, & now thinks Santa is cruel to animals, & Elves smoke.....its costing me a fortune to take her to another GENUINE Xmas theme park, just to try & put right what this Evil Scam Artist has done
rockinhippy 3 years ago
I hope that place gets shut down, looks like a shit hole
MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK 3 years ago
matchams demolition derbies are ok lapland sucks though
eeblihp 3 years ago
The funniest thing I've seen in the news for ages, I'm crying here.
Hilarious!
CaptainFootrot666 3 years ago
SUMS THE COUNTRY UP GOING TO THE WALL!
WHERESTHEMONEYGONE 3 years ago
£30 would get you into Thorpe Park. Now you compare Thorpe Park with that shit. Its not even worth a tenner - rip off bastards.
bus140808 3 years ago
Woah, it's like a really badly organised amateur festival. What a rip off!
llordllama 3 years ago
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theres plenty to do at the place.value for money.worth every penny
misterfisherman 3 years ago
so this in fact is not footage from inside at all. thanks for wasting my time.
zombiefoz 3 years ago
thats awful to think the kids was looking forward to this even put there wellys on only to find it was about as much fun as weston super mare, heart goes out to them i think santa should should send out free tickets so they can go to the real thing
TammyCore 3 years ago
Cheist Almighty!! They should rename it Crapland !
1ordsneak 3 years ago 5
What has happened is the website has just taken pictures from other peoples websites and travel photographs, most likely illegally.
ChrisGS1982 3 years ago
im going there sataday 6th ive spent £175 .00 on this .what happens next? IM GOING TO CHIN SANTA IN HIS GROTTO, HE WILL BE KNOCKED OUT These fools wont make a fool out of me
credditcrunch 3 years ago
lol. do it. and get yer mate to film it on his mobile. so we can all laugh at that shit.
durster2006 3 years ago
i knew bout this on ITV1 if u wanna spend a day with kids on xmas go to lapland UK in kent it costs more but believe me on there website and to me it NO way like that shit hole. you make cookies no animal cruelty and all the elves are non smokers
CavendishRobot 3 years ago 2
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HARD luck for been so stupid !! you where robbed good and proper. now get back to your social security and dope
Realityinplay 3 years ago
Tosser!
SLUG5not 3 years ago
I agree what a tosspot!
He's probably the owner of this shambles!
tels2006 3 years ago
It looks just like Funland out of Father Ted! Bring on the Pond of Terror, the Spinning Cat and the Tunnel of Goats!
ladydigger 3 years ago 3
i feel sorry 4 the children who were disappointed. they should never have even dreamt up this idea!!! people these days...
sevillana9 3 years ago
you have to admit :) this is an amusing news story
mwilso 3 years ago
cant wait to go. worth every penny. lol
guymitchy 3 years ago
I haven't been I won't go either, I am concerned with the animal welfare though both now and when the place shuts, what happens to the animals then? Huskies shouldn't be chained up they are active working dogs, who need hours of running and hiking everyday, who walks them the chain smoking elves?
shanook666 3 years ago 2