You know I would sue that restaurant, I don't think they gave me a three dimensional universe to eat at all. I'm pretty sure it had these folded up stringy dimensions in it! (Though the cook keeps saying that wasn't true.)
I know I'll be eating my universes elsewhere though! No more Dark Flow from me there.
Back when I was christian I asked some christian friends why god would allow suffering and starvation...how he could be ok with it.They said it all went back to 'eve' in the garden of eden. Heh, I think they should have watched this video. Also, I asked them why they didn't question things like this more often. The answer? "I might lose my faith if I look too hard. Gaining knowledge is satan's way of misleading us!" wow...smh.
@Tremari0 "I might lose my faith if I look too hard. Gaining knowledge is satan's way of misleading us!" So they basically admitted that knowledge is ignorance in their realm? George Orwell would have been proud...or horrified.
@eyeonwashparish "war is peace; freedom is slavery; ignorance is strength"
by fighting a non-stop war against non-believers or members of other sects they achieve peace within their group, ignorance prevents doubts which could hurt their faith and undermine their cohesion and thus their strength, and slavery to their god is their idea of freedom.
I have debated many Christians and they all have the same Bible goggles on. It is just so pointless talking to anyone who thinks they are smarter than every scientist on the planet. Christians don't even follow the Bible. You end up arguing with someone who doesn't even practice what they preach. Now, I just feel sorry for someone who is that pitiful. My heart goes out to Christians for being so lost and lazy in thought.
God sacrificed himself to himself so he didn't have to send us to Hell, which he created, so he could save us from being sent there. We are responsible for someone else's sin and punished for it unless we praise God? Ok, sounds reasonable. Worship me, so when you die, you can worship me eternally for not torturing you because you didn't believe in me. Sweet deal! So, I will be tortured for eternity unless I accept responsibility for another's crime and I have to worship the judge for saving me?
But who made the restaraunt God visited? You can't say for certain they spoke English and wore blue suits....how dare you deny the existance of the Pre-Creation 'Jim Bobs House of Ribs" because we all know God is into BBQ, it says so in the bible that since the smell of burning flesh is pleasing therefore he loves BBQ
Does no-one mention nor believe that it is Satan who is responsible for all evil in the world? Satan is the darkness, Jesus is the light. Yes, Satan has to ask God before he moves against an enemy, and if God permits it, it is to fulfill divine providence.
And Hell is NOT eternal. Thats why its called the second death! You people do not understand! Read the bible before you accuse God of punishing forever. If it was forever Jesus did not pay the price on the cross! Does no-one hear the word?
@itchygonads Pretentious clown? Dampen? You never actually attacked my point since I was talking to him theologically (something which, btw, I don't believe in) and you came in with Atheist principles which had nothing to do with the argument. I find YOU are the pretentious clown and not me.
@fedelede2 I wasn't meant to be attacking A SINGLE THING. I was making a jokey comment about the proposition of those things. Atheist principles? And what would those be? What religion do you fall under? Nope, I still find you the pretentious clown.
@fedelede2 Not just that, but stupid, you clearly do not know what agnostic means. I am an agnostic atheist, and so are you.
If you are agnostic it means you do not know if there is no god, but you believe there is no god. If your are a nostic atheist, it means you not only claim there is no god, but claim to know there is no god. Same with nostic and agnostic theists. One claims that he doesnt not know, but believes. The other claims he knows. LOL SCHOOLED PRETENTIOUS IDIOT.
@itchygonads When did I ever say anything opposed to that? I don't know if there's no god, so I just don't care. LOL SCOOL PRETENTIOUS IDIOT. Also, you're blocked.
@itchygonads No prob. the "A" stands for "Not a" or "non" (just like in Atheist vs Theist). Everything else is a full word, so when saying a positive "Gnostic", you can't remove the G.
@GriiiiiiinD Well, God created Satan, didn't he? So God IS responsible for all evil in the world. And if hell isn't eternal, then what is it? I've read the bible. "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire *never goes out*." (Mark 9:43) "[...] and be thrown into hell, where *their worm does not die*, and the fire *is not* quenched." (Mark 9:47b-48b)So please explain what hell is if Jesus lied?
@j919or Yeah because everyone who has a different opinion than you is automatically evil. You're so close-minded, someone else's point of view on the world is scary so you say it's the work of the devil. Why don't you go out and get some real perspective on the world before you bash someone's beliefs.
The entire creation is free to choose God. Yall are free to confess that you are evil and be controled by God. Yall refuse the gift of eternal life and have no one else to blame but self.
@j919or I would rather do good without so called "Reward" after death to motivates you. At least we Atheist rather change our world in a productive and advance forward with rational thinking.
If human rather feels that they are superior just because different groups of people in the past(about 2 millennia ago) wrote about someone that died 300~500years before them, and still claim all the words are truth. You know, by passing words along 10 person. Usually the meaning and words would be twisted beyond recognition. How can anyone with basic common sense to believe in different groups of people claiming theirs were the words of God, and after so many year gap?
Christians! Shed the fear! Get rid of the demon called Jesus Christ and live a life of freedom! You can be an atheist and be moral too! Goddammit! Wake the fuck up! I'm serious! I used to be one of you. I was secretly miserable like you. No one should have to live their one and only life like that!
You know, I once ordered a universe KIND of similar like this. I just made the afterlife a little more interesting, varied and not necessarily eternal, and I didn't make worshipping me of any real importance.
I would have nixed birth-defects too, but I had to include them to keep the evolutionary system working properly.
Also mine included things like wizards and superheroes. And I added a fairly easily accessible hyperspace.
@altairx26 Well the options seem to be limited. Tortured in hell or be a suppository/toilet for their god. Have to not only brown nose him, but take all his shit with a smile. One of the other reasons Pascal's Wager is junk.
Nonstampcollector,I think your videos are funny, but they would be alot better if you put some effort into your animations (or lack of). Watching a motionless picture of someone while they are talking just doesn't do it for me. Very funny though, I love all the movies so far.
i think the simplistic illustrations add to the humor. i dont think it would be as powerful or as funny if there were actual animations because then people might focus more on the animations rather than the message.
Thank god we have a god that loves us so much he hates us. Or could it be we have a human bunch of ass wipe religious leaders down through history that write books that they say a hateful killing god ordered. If we got all the molesting Catholic priests together they would create the bible in its present form again.
the only unforgivable sin is rejecting and blaspheming God and you do just that but even worse so because you're doing it on a public forum...i never realized you were a witness to when the foundations of creations were lain down i mean you must have been since you obviously know there is no God. Let go of your ego and pride, do you think you're bigger than the great design of the universe? Can you yourself create something out of nothing? think about it..how do you know that you're alive?
@foreverdreamer2012 Since I don’t think NSC himself will be checking for comments directed to him, I’ll answer on his behalf just for fun.
- We know that blasphemy is the unforgivable sin according to the book, and as said in the video. It’s strange why God didn’t pick rape or murder over that.
- We did not witness the formation of the universe, no, but that doesn’t mean we will accept Magic-man did it.
@foreverdreamer2012 How I know I am alive? Cogito Ergo Sum. Unless you want to redefine "alive".
NSC have a video where he explains that he does not hold that he knows that there is no God or Gods, or what "God" is, by defining that he do not know the origin of the universe, and for skeptics in general that is the common position. Amongst youtube atheist there is some who claim knowledge about such claims to be negative, but they are uncommon.
@LexiOverdose Yes. Its sad really. I guess they are seen as "angels". You can see in NSC other videos that he has understood that angels are good, while god is heinous and destructive. In reality they are not angels, but underpaid Gods that have to work for a living, while Yahwe is the son of a very rich ubergod and can just breeze through life. Much like on earth, those people become emphatically dead, useless pieces of shit without any function other then to destroy all things around them.
God and I made a covenant that you will send me all your money. No need for you to have any say in it. Now fork over with the bucks, Mack, and none of your "I never agreed to this!" guff.
Love it! Anything that pisses cultists off and wakes them up even a little bit (even if it's just to shit themselves in fear and hatred at being exposed to the truth) is a good thing.
@UncagedCardinal No. He has proven the Bible to be absolutely true by the very fact he makes videos such as these. All children of Adam behave like Adam did, unless they are born again. Sadly StampCollector proclaims he was once in the faith, but by his very videos he portrays that he never knew the Lord God.
Well, I don't believe in your fairy tale lane, so your fear tactics will not scare me into religion. Consider what you are doing with that comment by the way. What a terrible way to get people to see your side of things. "Do this or else!"...pretty lame. That makes you no better then a terrorist. I think I will just go on about my life being a moral person because it is the right thing to do, not for fear of damnation. If your god would send me away for that then he is no friend of mine....
So, what you're saying is that "your god has all the power, so we can do nothing to judge him for his unethical actions"? This may be true [depending upon the very existence of THIS god you speak of], . . . but ultimate power does not mean "blindly follow rules and ideologies that are unethical/immoral.
Well if you are say a thief you don't have a moral right to judge another thief. With God being a saint and people being sinners we have not moral right to judge Him.
You are free to follow or break divine rules and earthly ones, but do remember Punishment is always there waiting.
We have EVERY right to judge the biblical god because he ISN'T a saint. That's the point that I am trying to address.
Just because a being has a lot of power, doesn't make said being "a saint". In many instances, it makes him a bully.
And don't give me that "punishment" crap. IF YOU are going to follow "divine rules", be sure to let law enforcement know when you stone your unruly child to death,...and let law enforcement know where the bodies of the witches you kill are at. Thanks.
You don't judge an executioner for flickin the switch in states where death penalty is allowed. State laws permit and the "killer" is not help responsible.
"Eye for an eye" laws are no longer valid. When Jesus came He gave new laws which do not allow people to be executioners.
Also Jesus told people they should not fight violence. The best example of this I think is Gandhi.
But you haven't really responded to the main point of this video. You believe that your god is a perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being, correct? If this is true, why would his creation, and plan for his creation, seem so petty and convoluted (as if it came from the imagination of bronze age nomads)? Seriously, this religion is BENEATH YOU as a human being. We have the ability to discern the atrocities god commits in the bible from the basic moral teachings of jesus WITHOUT NEEDING RELIGION.
You know I would sue that restaurant, I don't think they gave me a three dimensional universe to eat at all. I'm pretty sure it had these folded up stringy dimensions in it! (Though the cook keeps saying that wasn't true.)
I know I'll be eating my universes elsewhere though! No more Dark Flow from me there.
TheSkunkCat 3 days ago
Back when I was christian I asked some christian friends why god would allow suffering and starvation...how he could be ok with it.They said it all went back to 'eve' in the garden of eden. Heh, I think they should have watched this video. Also, I asked them why they didn't question things like this more often. The answer? "I might lose my faith if I look too hard. Gaining knowledge is satan's way of misleading us!" wow...smh.
Tremari0 1 week ago
@Tremari0 "I might lose my faith if I look too hard. Gaining knowledge is satan's way of misleading us!" So they basically admitted that knowledge is ignorance in their realm? George Orwell would have been proud...or horrified.
eyeonwashparish 1 week ago
@eyeonwashparish "war is peace; freedom is slavery; ignorance is strength"
by fighting a non-stop war against non-believers or members of other sects they achieve peace within their group, ignorance prevents doubts which could hurt their faith and undermine their cohesion and thus their strength, and slavery to their god is their idea of freedom.
tuseroni 4 days ago
I have debated many Christians and they all have the same Bible goggles on. It is just so pointless talking to anyone who thinks they are smarter than every scientist on the planet. Christians don't even follow the Bible. You end up arguing with someone who doesn't even practice what they preach. Now, I just feel sorry for someone who is that pitiful. My heart goes out to Christians for being so lost and lazy in thought.
paramattic70 1 week ago
God sacrificed himself to himself so he didn't have to send us to Hell, which he created, so he could save us from being sent there. We are responsible for someone else's sin and punished for it unless we praise God? Ok, sounds reasonable. Worship me, so when you die, you can worship me eternally for not torturing you because you didn't believe in me. Sweet deal! So, I will be tortured for eternity unless I accept responsibility for another's crime and I have to worship the judge for saving me?
paramattic70 1 week ago
Excellent video.
debrainwasher1 2 weeks ago
not to be cross, but how would re perceive the things that "god" decided not to put in our world
Nfeldin 3 weeks ago
I'm never going to a restaurant again... Those waiters (according to this video) are ASSHOLES >.>
neoman121 1 month ago
But who made the restaraunt God visited? You can't say for certain they spoke English and wore blue suits....how dare you deny the existance of the Pre-Creation 'Jim Bobs House of Ribs" because we all know God is into BBQ, it says so in the bible that since the smell of burning flesh is pleasing therefore he loves BBQ
OkamsRazer 1 month ago
Is there any way the religious fanatics in the Republic Party running for President could be forced to watch this/
beanie928 1 month ago 2
A bit of a milder perspective of yahweh's psychotic insanity than I'd express ... but sooooooo beautifully executed.
If possible at all, could one mount a campaign to work this into high school curriculums??? And if so, where do I sign?
HRage 1 month ago
god made universe and love us, man create religion and selfish , god let us create our reallyti as we want
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VetinariClone 1 month ago
Telepathy?
No.
Thought crime?
Yes.
lol
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genius
chainedtotheworld 2 months ago
Does no-one mention nor believe that it is Satan who is responsible for all evil in the world? Satan is the darkness, Jesus is the light. Yes, Satan has to ask God before he moves against an enemy, and if God permits it, it is to fulfill divine providence.
And Hell is NOT eternal. Thats why its called the second death! You people do not understand! Read the bible before you accuse God of punishing forever. If it was forever Jesus did not pay the price on the cross! Does no-one hear the word?
GriiiiiiinD 2 months ago
@GriiiiiiinD Can you back up your claims with evidence or are you just spewing out bullshit that you cannot prove?
zthomasack 1 month ago
@GriiiiiiinD There's a difference between purgatory and hell.
fedelede2 1 month ago
@fedelede2 No there isn't, both dont exist.
itchygonads 1 month ago
@itchygonads I mean theologically, you idiot.
fedelede2 1 month ago
@fedelede2 I am aware of this, i just wanted to dampen your argument. Yes I am an idiot, a stellar observation. Lol what a pretentious clown.
itchygonads 1 month ago
@itchygonads Pretentious clown? Dampen? You never actually attacked my point since I was talking to him theologically (something which, btw, I don't believe in) and you came in with Atheist principles which had nothing to do with the argument. I find YOU are the pretentious clown and not me.
fedelede2 1 month ago
@fedelede2 I wasn't meant to be attacking A SINGLE THING. I was making a jokey comment about the proposition of those things. Atheist principles? And what would those be? What religion do you fall under? Nope, I still find you the pretentious clown.
itchygonads 1 month ago
@itchygonads I'm an agnostic, and I was speaking to the Christian theologically speaking. Now, just shut up.
fedelede2 1 month ago
@fedelede2 ah agnostics, the most cowardly and pretentious of all beliefs. LOL.
Really? That is it? Shut up? Wow...Embarrassing. Peace out
itchygonads 1 month ago
@itchygonads excuse me? cowardly?
fedelede2 1 month ago
@fedelede2 Not just that, but stupid, you clearly do not know what agnostic means. I am an agnostic atheist, and so are you.
If you are agnostic it means you do not know if there is no god, but you believe there is no god. If your are a nostic atheist, it means you not only claim there is no god, but claim to know there is no god. Same with nostic and agnostic theists. One claims that he doesnt not know, but believes. The other claims he knows. LOL SCHOOLED PRETENTIOUS IDIOT.
itchygonads 1 month ago
@itchygonads When did I ever say anything opposed to that? I don't know if there's no god, so I just don't care. LOL SCOOL PRETENTIOUS IDIOT. Also, you're blocked.
fedelede2 4 weeks ago
@fedelede2 blocking, the last cowardly thing you iwll do lol
itchygonads 4 weeks ago
@itchygonads it's "Gnostic", not "nostic".
KeistasZmogelis 2 weeks ago
@KeistasZmogelis Thanks for the spelling lesson mum.
itchygonads 2 weeks ago
@itchygonads No prob. the "A" stands for "Not a" or "non" (just like in Atheist vs Theist). Everything else is a full word, so when saying a positive "Gnostic", you can't remove the G.
KeistasZmogelis 2 weeks ago
@GriiiiiiinD read bible before u support ur imaginary god
hellobal100 1 month ago
@GriiiiiiinD Well, God created Satan, didn't he? So God IS responsible for all evil in the world. And if hell isn't eternal, then what is it? I've read the bible. "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire *never goes out*." (Mark 9:43) "[...] and be thrown into hell, where *their worm does not die*, and the fire *is not* quenched." (Mark 9:47b-48b)So please explain what hell is if Jesus lied?
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more like beginning
sprspr132 2 months ago
not to reduce this video, but what about all the stuff "god" decided to leave out, stuff that we never see because he left it out.
sprspr132 2 months ago
Just as he said "Let there be light" my computer crashed!
Zicko1000 2 months ago
Maybe in the end, Yahweh decided to just blow the shit up and forget about it.
That would explain the Big Bang and everything else too.
drandersw 2 months ago
@j919or Yeah because everyone who has a different opinion than you is automatically evil. You're so close-minded, someone else's point of view on the world is scary so you say it's the work of the devil. Why don't you go out and get some real perspective on the world before you bash someone's beliefs.
mrquinnie429 3 months ago
The entire creation is free to choose God. Yall are free to confess that you are evil and be controled by God. Yall refuse the gift of eternal life and have no one else to blame but self.
j919or 3 months ago
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henryporter101 3 months ago
@j919or Saying it doesn't make it so. Abre los ojos.
Strangerinasland 3 months ago
@j919or I would rather do good without so called "Reward" after death to motivates you. At least we Atheist rather change our world in a productive and advance forward with rational thinking.
fastcx 3 months ago
If human rather feels that they are superior just because different groups of people in the past(about 2 millennia ago) wrote about someone that died 300~500years before them, and still claim all the words are truth. You know, by passing words along 10 person. Usually the meaning and words would be twisted beyond recognition. How can anyone with basic common sense to believe in different groups of people claiming theirs were the words of God, and after so many year gap?
fastcx 3 months ago
@j919or : how is that freedom again? If you say no, you are doomed. Sorry, that just seems like a rigged game from the beginning...
Alineniz 3 months ago
What do the critics have to say about YHWH's delicious creation?
"Yum yum! Tastes like dirt!"
There you have it :)
TheHeidelbergKid 4 months ago
Telepathy ? No
Thought crime? Yes
MrEmeraldfusion 4 months ago
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QUESTION if humans who go to heaven if they choose to one day rebel against Jesus in heaven will they be cast in hell too?
MrEmeraldfusion 4 months ago
Christians! Shed the fear! Get rid of the demon called Jesus Christ and live a life of freedom! You can be an atheist and be moral too! Goddammit! Wake the fuck up! I'm serious! I used to be one of you. I was secretly miserable like you. No one should have to live their one and only life like that!
politicoochie09 4 months ago
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@politicoochie09 ""Get rid of the demon called Jesus Christ ""
Satan is alive and well and works thru atheists. Freedom? To feed ur evil impulses?
j919or 3 months ago
very interesting..watch again......let there be light
bakersfieldmusicnow 4 months ago
0:30 HAHA!! THIS IS REAL FOLKS!!!! WHY?? AND REMEMBER -YOU--- HAD TO DO IT FOR HIM/ HE COULDNT DO THIS??? WTF??-
TheboiwhocouldfLY 4 months ago
Waiter: Telepathy?
God: No.
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--- SO CLOSE!
justanotherelphie123 5 months ago
You know, I once ordered a universe KIND of similar like this. I just made the afterlife a little more interesting, varied and not necessarily eternal, and I didn't make worshipping me of any real importance.
I would have nixed birth-defects too, but I had to include them to keep the evolutionary system working properly.
Also mine included things like wizards and superheroes. And I added a fairly easily accessible hyperspace.
Otherwise similar though!
TheSkunkCat 6 months ago
goddamn you are so fucking funny! Thanks!...old man
eutahbear1952 6 months ago
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! LMFNutsO!!
TheCrimsonification 6 months ago
I'm not sure but I think this could be the best Atheist video on the net.
TheCraich 6 months ago
There's just no way to summarize Christianity without it sounding like a joke!
8^D
warren52nz 6 months ago 39
Iniquity. That's a funny word. So is debauchery.
LOL, great video
ezemdi 7 months ago
As a Christian, this video didn't even bother me... Yeah, I agree with everything
TheConnorBerge 7 months ago
oh man your videos are brilliant, this is coming from a new atheist
donte101007 7 months ago
Telepathy?
No.
Thought Crime?
Yes.
Brilliant!!!
RosieDesire 7 months ago 2
Clamidia!!
MrAverageRetro 8 months ago
I would like to burn in hell forever rather than to worship a monstrous bloodthirsty maniac they call god
altairx26 8 months ago 6
@altairx26 Well the options seem to be limited. Tortured in hell or be a suppository/toilet for their god. Have to not only brown nose him, but take all his shit with a smile. One of the other reasons Pascal's Wager is junk.
mistereveready 8 months ago
Yaweh: Supreme Asshole
brogin 9 months ago 35
most wanted yahweh... wanted dead or alive. reward freedom.
tree003a 9 months ago
In Gods defense, that burning cow does seem like a good burger.
EmperorLibertarian 10 months ago
Nonstampcollector,I think your videos are funny, but they would be alot better if you put some effort into your animations (or lack of). Watching a motionless picture of someone while they are talking just doesn't do it for me. Very funny though, I love all the movies so far.
sneedledout 10 months ago
@sneedledout You could always take a look at my Muhammed show if you feel inclined.
Mystrymeat 10 months ago
@sneedledout
i think the simplistic illustrations add to the humor. i dont think it would be as powerful or as funny if there were actual animations because then people might focus more on the animations rather than the message.
JustTrollinAlong 9 months ago in playlist atheism
non-stampcollector it would be cool if you made a video with the reason why Lucifer betrayed God. making Lucifer smart and stuff lol
EnterdaTube 10 months ago
I am just happy he didn't go for the after dinner mint...
mehja1 11 months ago 4
i wonder what he will be having for his next meal?
theUKatheist 11 months ago
@theUKatheist
Apocalypse, I guess.
MalchikBlue 10 months ago
@MalchikBlue apocachips? :)
theUKatheist 10 months ago
Almost fall of the chair at 0:23 , LOL, the worst thing is it is true. the OT says that he loves the smell of animal sacrifice... -_- .
elvigia666 11 months ago
I'll have what he's having.
JesusSuckedGayPenis 11 months ago 4
Great video:))))
FlorinTanu 1 year ago
this is freaking hilarious
wrongoggy 1 year ago
@Hinataxxxneji ok so you have free will but you have to pass my test. If you fail by not doing what I told you too then you can't live with me...
Yea I know I'm gracious and all merciful.
MexiSquirrel 1 year ago
Youre a fucking genius! A fucking genius!!! If you had sex with my girlfriend it would make me love her more...
zajebanter 1 year ago
@zajebanter lol,your'e creepy
tarnicles 1 year ago
@tarnicles So they say :P
zajebanter 1 year ago
really f ing dumb! Who mode this $%#^
alaskachris1 1 year ago
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really f%$^en dumb and boring. How the f made this Sh&%
alaskachris1 1 year ago
@dragongreenfire. He put the tree there to test adam and eve to see if they would listen to him or not.
Hinataxxxneji 1 year ago
Thank god we have a god that loves us so much he hates us. Or could it be we have a human bunch of ass wipe religious leaders down through history that write books that they say a hateful killing god ordered. If we got all the molesting Catholic priests together they would create the bible in its present form again.
jobedied 1 year ago
Another very funny video, but one question: why do you never make fun of islam? Are you afraid they might do something to you?
dutchbb1979 1 year ago
@dutchbb1979 well, this one make fun of all three Abrahamic monotheisms in a way...
7Tremere 1 year ago
way too funny!!! love your video's
bawlSAKer 1 year ago
LOL, God's expression in the beginning of the video. >:[
Excalion88 1 year ago
"Good stuff, that's mine. Bad stuff, that's going to be their own fault." hahaha
Ledwix 1 year ago 87
well you can make almost anything look stupid if you break it down like this. ironically it's even more ridiculous when you extend it for 1000 pages.
bimbotheclown 1 year ago 2
726 people don't like the reality that the all loving man made God is a crazed maniac that they worship lol
javonne 1 year ago 101
@javonne HAHA!!
TheboiwhocouldfLY 4 months ago
@x86freak
And the person completely ignorant of the Christain God? They oppose God as well?
Well a perfect unsinfull being that is also capable of tempting man and bringing sin into the world is preposterous.
MexiSquirrel 1 year ago 2
I wonder if he had dessert
bevon17 1 year ago
the waiter has a funny oval head... o_o
CreedChrist 1 year ago
I don't get the thought crime bit
fatsterfatster 1 year ago
@fatsterfatster It's the concept that thinking bad things is a crime.
anvita99 1 year ago
The cow part killed me! LMAO!!!!
Kameron87 1 year ago
After seeing dozens of your videos, I subscribed with this one.
Keep up the good work!
anvita99 1 year ago
You, sir, are a genius. LMAO!
ole9421 1 year ago
love it! <3 NSC.....
Thumbs up for the "1984" reference with the thoughtcrime thing. lol!! its kinda like the party and oceania.
cats122894 1 year ago
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hahahhaha this is funny
nromk 1 year ago
This is great!
fedelede2 1 year ago
god created the world in 5 minutes
Mewizkuit 1 year ago
lol. Dude you're a dick!
skillzgone2waste 1 year ago
Hmmm,that's some good universe xp
senman6 1 year ago
This is so brilliant. I watch it at least once a day and still crack up at some of the great, hilarious lines. Good work!
Shoodigoon 1 year ago
This is so brilliant. I watch it at least once a day and still crack up at some of the great, hilarious lines. Good work!
Shoodigoon 1 year ago
What is for dessert? LOL
pumpstations 1 year ago
this is soo......GREAT!!!!
zubestr 1 year ago
the only unforgivable sin is rejecting and blaspheming God and you do just that but even worse so because you're doing it on a public forum...i never realized you were a witness to when the foundations of creations were lain down i mean you must have been since you obviously know there is no God. Let go of your ego and pride, do you think you're bigger than the great design of the universe? Can you yourself create something out of nothing? think about it..how do you know that you're alive?
foreverdreamer2012 1 year ago
@foreverdreamer2012 Since I don’t think NSC himself will be checking for comments directed to him, I’ll answer on his behalf just for fun.
- We know that blasphemy is the unforgivable sin according to the book, and as said in the video. It’s strange why God didn’t pick rape or murder over that.
- We did not witness the formation of the universe, no, but that doesn’t mean we will accept Magic-man did it.
- If God is that of the Bible, yes we are better.
- Can anyone create out of nothing?
Sjarke98 1 year ago
@foreverdreamer2012 How I know I am alive? Cogito Ergo Sum. Unless you want to redefine "alive".
NSC have a video where he explains that he does not hold that he knows that there is no God or Gods, or what "God" is, by defining that he do not know the origin of the universe, and for skeptics in general that is the common position. Amongst youtube atheist there is some who claim knowledge about such claims to be negative, but they are uncommon.
GnosticAtheist 1 year ago
I am sorry I missed out on the waiter going back into the kitchen and saying "Oh god I HATE this asshole so MUCH. And he doesn't tip."
amandazillah 1 year ago
This God is so funny!! I love it! Thank you for creating these videos! They are spot on and crack. me. up!!
lynxx73 1 year ago
If I was that waiter in the middle of this I'd stop him and say "Dude...What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Lilyum13 1 year ago
Does this make the waiters god?
LexiOverdose 1 year ago
@LexiOverdose Or "chefs" I suppose in this case.
LexiOverdose 1 year ago
@LexiOverdose Yes. Its sad really. I guess they are seen as "angels". You can see in NSC other videos that he has understood that angels are good, while god is heinous and destructive. In reality they are not angels, but underpaid Gods that have to work for a living, while Yahwe is the son of a very rich ubergod and can just breeze through life. Much like on earth, those people become emphatically dead, useless pieces of shit without any function other then to destroy all things around them.
GnosticAtheist 1 year ago
@GnosticAtheist The whole concept is sad.
LexiOverdose 1 year ago
@LexiOverdose Oh I can think of other things I find much worse. Like eating to much. I just did. It is far worse.
GnosticAtheist 1 year ago
@GnosticAtheist lol eating too much is very painful. but i'd rather eat too much than deal with hypocritical bullshit ruling the world.
LexiOverdose 1 year ago
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@GnosticAtheist lol eating too much is very painful. but id rather eat too much than deal with hypocritical bullshit ruling the world.
LexiOverdose 1 year ago
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LexiOverdose 1 year ago
"Death by stoning and burning alive for me thanks..." Hahaha! :D
Zeyrion 1 year ago 2
JesusLovesRoger
, Hi, how does StampCollectors' making of videos somehow 'prove' that the Bible-g-d is the 'True' g-d. ?
Please explain.
UncagedCardinal 1 year ago
The lack of understanding of covenants is truly beyond comprehension.
JesusLovesRoger 1 year ago
@JesusLovesRoger
God and I made a covenant that you will send me all your money. No need for you to have any say in it. Now fork over with the bucks, Mack, and none of your "I never agreed to this!" guff.
rohanwotan2 1 year ago
Love it! Anything that pisses cultists off and wakes them up even a little bit (even if it's just to shit themselves in fear and hatred at being exposed to the truth) is a good thing.
NotSoOldHippy 1 year ago
Brilliant !
In one short video you have exposed the 'g-d' of the bible for what it is ..................
UncagedCardinal 1 year ago
@UncagedCardinal No. He has proven the Bible to be absolutely true by the very fact he makes videos such as these. All children of Adam behave like Adam did, unless they are born again. Sadly StampCollector proclaims he was once in the faith, but by his very videos he portrays that he never knew the Lord God.
JesusLovesRoger 1 year ago
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@JesusLovesRoger You are in denial.
itarethetroll 1 year ago
If God is good then he is not competent. If he is competent then he is not good.
Hirnlego999 1 year ago
i am recruiting for the curch of the turtle
join now and save your souls from an eternity of rolling on your back
the great turtle created the universe wich stands over the great sea of ice
he still now protects us from the ice giants and the blue pepole from the east.
(this is no joke dont reply a lol)
pato1996 1 year ago
lol hilarious mate
Nerefar 1 year ago
OHHHHHHH that is pleasing XDDDDD
Steidemeister56 1 year ago
it's funnier because God could have just created a world where they have freewill just the same, but choose not to sin.
Aphex217Twin 1 year ago
LOL! I get it! These cartoons are making fun of the Torah!
brianpadraic 1 year ago
Delicious.....
BlackMollusk 1 year ago
I choked on my Coca Cola at 4:11 chuckling and got the liquid in my nose while chuckling or choking
juggep80 1 year ago
God: The imaginary asshole.
MetalMario03 1 year ago 2
Wouldn't it be interesting if, after this, Yahweh went on to have desert and created a universe exactly the opposite of ours?
0mni42 1 year ago
"So if you are to follow God you don't question His orders. "
Even when he orders to kill your own child?
Zergii 1 year ago
another great one! but the list of deseases could be longer for comedic effect. but the wrap up is genious
FreakmundZoid 1 year ago
Ha ha ha stupid Christians!
davidatheist 2 years ago
telepathy - no
thought crime - yes
exactly. Punish people for not believing in god but dont know how to find out what someone believes or thinks.
omnissient 2 years ago
Telepathy? No
Thought Crime? yes!
LMAO!
Oh man! So awesome!
jesusruiz6276 2 years ago 8
win
Sonic10003 2 years ago
genius!
atheshit 2 years ago 3
This god sure sounds like what a reptilian would sound like..hmmm
apetrowsky1 2 years ago
Yup. Yahweh is pretty damn petty.
iamheasyouaremeandwe 2 years ago
God loves you. If you don't have a personal relationship with his son, Jesus, you will go to hell. That simple.
marky2112 2 years ago
Do you believe people deserve that fate?
Orion8472 2 years ago
Well, I don't believe in your fairy tale lane, so your fear tactics will not scare me into religion. Consider what you are doing with that comment by the way. What a terrible way to get people to see your side of things. "Do this or else!"...pretty lame. That makes you no better then a terrorist. I think I will just go on about my life being a moral person because it is the right thing to do, not for fear of damnation. If your god would send me away for that then he is no friend of mine....
Protectourbioshpere 1 year ago
@marky2112 Jesus sucks my dicck every day.
Unknnnnn 1 year ago
God created the world and it was good.
Man broke a rule and that made it possible for sin to enter the world.
Sin corrupted & twisted everything.
Man now possessed free will but it came at a great price.
From that point every person is judged by a divine rule which states that punishment for Sin is Death.
Sin unlike a criminal offense has no degrees. It's like binary code either 1 or 0. Sin or no Sin.
A Lie is Sin.
A murder is Sin.
Both punished by Death.
x86freak 2 years ago
Who's going to punish your god for HIS sins?
Orion8472 2 years ago 3
God is the creator of everything meaning He is the ultimate judge and no one can judge Him.
Divine judgment =/= Sin.
x86freak 2 years ago
So, what you're saying is that "your god has all the power, so we can do nothing to judge him for his unethical actions"? This may be true [depending upon the very existence of THIS god you speak of], . . . but ultimate power does not mean "blindly follow rules and ideologies that are unethical/immoral.
Ultimate Power =/= ethics/morality
Orion8472 2 years ago 11
Well if you are say a thief you don't have a moral right to judge another thief. With God being a saint and people being sinners we have not moral right to judge Him.
You are free to follow or break divine rules and earthly ones, but do remember Punishment is always there waiting.
x86freak 2 years ago
We have EVERY right to judge the biblical god because he ISN'T a saint. That's the point that I am trying to address.
Just because a being has a lot of power, doesn't make said being "a saint". In many instances, it makes him a bully.
And don't give me that "punishment" crap. IF YOU are going to follow "divine rules", be sure to let law enforcement know when you stone your unruly child to death,...and let law enforcement know where the bodies of the witches you kill are at. Thanks.
Orion8472 2 years ago 2
You don't judge an executioner for flickin the switch in states where death penalty is allowed. State laws permit and the "killer" is not help responsible.
"Eye for an eye" laws are no longer valid. When Jesus came He gave new laws which do not allow people to be executioners.
Also Jesus told people they should not fight violence. The best example of this I think is Gandhi.
x86freak 2 years ago
But you haven't really responded to the main point of this video. You believe that your god is a perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being, correct? If this is true, why would his creation, and plan for his creation, seem so petty and convoluted (as if it came from the imagination of bronze age nomads)? Seriously, this religion is BENEATH YOU as a human being. We have the ability to discern the atrocities god commits in the bible from the basic moral teachings of jesus WITHOUT NEEDING RELIGION.
iamheasyouaremeandwe 2 years ago
@x86freak
iamheasyouaremeandwe 2 years ago
@x86freak
"When Jesus came He gave new laws"
and specifically said that he did not come to change any of the old ones. It's fun to ignore that point isnt it
JackWisps 2 years ago 3