Dear Santa

[anbukazekage]

Whoops, @lucariox2o*

[anbukazekage]

@lucariox20 jesus* laughed* corrects* Ghonorrhea*, see ya in hell.

[connor1687]

next year im farting on your lap

[stupidstars100]

thumbs up if you hear the thunder dragon part of the hero song in skyward sword in the backround

[RxDTV]

Attention all readers! I know that a lot of people won't read this but... PENIS ... Thank you for reading and have a nice day! 8-------

[videogamefan126]

Beating migits and fucking your fat whife

[Burningreaper9000]

Jesus isn't real.

[SAMUELwasKANG]

@Burningreaper9000 :(

[icebatofvalikinRRBZ8]

@Burningreaper9000 yes he is

[lucariox2o]

u guys went a little too far about saying jezuz is not real not cool and who laghfed at that or corects my spelling u will die of gonoria and burn in hell and no beer or hookers

[SAMUELwasKANG]

@lucariox2o i think thats a little to much

[lucariox2o]

33 people are jolly fat fucks

[hunk84]

Dear Santa,

"This is letter 15, 927 I've written your fatass. Do you even read?"

That freaking line cracks me up so much. The funniest part is when he says the number. Just hilarious the voice he says it in. I love this video. Gotta watch it every day till christmas comes.

[laneylowry]

he should have said,'Hey Damian i have a christmas presest 4 u

[thesega99]

So, the white stuff in the North Pole.... ISN'T snow?

[sonicfreak04]

32 people got anthrax in their stocking

[Crazystunts551]

you lied to me jehovah!!!!

[potatoelover95]

haha beating midgets and fucking your fat wife

[prime1ization]

I want some anthrax

[guitarroxxer02]

A little offended.

[coolstuffinc45]

8320mm I agree.

[MrSpidersplicer]

Lol when he said jesus I nearly woke up the whole street laughing! XD

[deadguy757]

WHAAT THE HELL IS ANTHRAX



[6611nitro]

@deadguy757 Super poisonous powder. some guy mailed it to a bunch of people a while back

[8320mm]

what the heck your just wow making fun of jesus wow your in machere and mean

[dmoneyxd]

3:41 i lost my mind no joke

[TheMike31b]

Dear santa are you retarded lmfao the best part

[ultimateproton]

"You lied to me jahova.... WHY!"

[darkhero667]

30 people learned about this on wikipedia

[totallyflirtygirl]

I LOVE CHARLIE <3

[seshy88]

good choice in cars Charley! lol

[waynelasley2]

ATTENTION!!!! PENIS!........ THAT IS ALL..

[Tygerlily179]

At the beginning is Jenkins writing to voldemort?

[Tygerlily179]

Dear Voldemort?

[zhayun286]

this is letters 15927 fattass 

[90Jacumba09]

Wait, Is Jenkins writing to Santa or Jesus?

[zhayun286]

@90Jacumba09 jesus

[CookiesHatePeople]

I published this video to facebook, now i'm gonna get shot mark zuckerberg . Fuck you world.

[MegaGamershow]

3:47 bless you

[risendudelm]

i was hoping he wouldve said "a big bag of cocaine"

[mustangmaniac22]

W...FF... I got a present for you Damien......... WHAT!!!!!!!!! i love that ending in all of your videos

[stab456]

byah.

[BO39614]

i want to be just like you when i grow up

[The1RlyShadow]

It's the devil...in horse form.

[Sav3TheWorld]

Lol its funny how obviously false and made up religion is :)

[mudwire1]

@Sav3TheWorld lol, it's obvious how stupid you are for trying to support atheism on something that has nothing to do with it.

[keyow2]

@Sav3TheWorld I wouldn't say the same... Theres no way to tell who's belief is true... So I just dont chose anything... Not even Atheism...

[toomuchbrag]

I just learned more then i ever did in science class....

[chiller5729]

lol the end what did u get COKE

[CookiesHatePeople]

This video is horrible, I learned that on wikipedia.

[fatpenguin1909]

@CookiesHatePeople

[Zirus101]

No one but Chuck Norris

[piekid8]

NYAH

[SasuNaruXNoSakra]

Kyles so cute <3

[Nyako62]

No lie, our mass chior just sang that German composition of Silent Night for a Christmas Concert. I know that's incredibly random, I just noticed it playing in the background XD

[damasta999]

@Nyako62 hey, I'm German, and I just wanted to know why you are learning the German composition in America? Is it because the song was originally composed in German or because you think it sounds better? Let me know please.

[Nyako62]

@damasta999 sorry it's taken so long to answer you! Our choir sings many different pieces and compositions in many different languages to try and show the diverse beauty of music and how beautiful every language is and that just hearing the way it is sung in a different language can make a pretty song sound like a completely new and amazing piece :)

[babygirl2cool]

kyle has cute sneezes. <33

[Sporkzeranza]

you jolly fat fuck.

[TomoeNageX]

Damnit santa I meant the BAND Anthrax.

[4578lily]

i just thought id say, that in all seriousness. i would fuck kyle. alot......and hard. xDDD

[WildGooseProductions]

@4578lily OMG ME TOOO..is itt weird that im a guy though

[DreDre8500]

HEY WERES MY FUKEN BAG DAM U SANTA U SON OF A B!TCH AHHHHHHH LOL

[GoThIcNeko90]

A LEOPARD xD hahahaha you lied to me Jehovah!>.<

[antbuffy123]

@GoThIcNeko90 no a leper. Look it up bro.

[GoThIcNeko90]

@antbuffy123 could have sworn he said leopard sis:/

[pitter54296]

dear santa r u retarded. lol coal? really get witht he times you jolly fat fuck

[1996WHITESHADOW]

THERE IS A KANGAROO OUTSIDE YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW WITH ITS FLEXI PENIS WAITING FOR ITS TIME TO STRIKE >:D

[ecbfilms001]

@1996WHITESHADOW angryaussie?

[1996WHITESHADOW]

@ecbfilms001 yeaaaaaa there is also one outside your bedroom window >:)

[TheGhostBlackops]

dear kyle

do u smoke becouse when u were writeting i saw cygarets rigth by the book .

p.s.

i fuck a midget

[Dianfay]

yea i would wish for someone to stop doing that ouside my door XDD you part was best though kyle ...i hope that does not sound weird and whatnot

[Mercenaries2isbeast]

god damn mapquest...

[ultimateproton]

kyle had an epic sneaze attack. lol

[MultiZicko]

Jesus isnt real??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anaaraptor01]

"Nobody has been able to prove your exsistance on wikipedia in the 3000 years wikipedia has exsisted! I learnt that from wikipedia :3"

LOLOLOL

[StraightThunder]

Hitler's momma got one big titty and one little titty. They call the bitch 'Biggie Smalls'!

[SuperBmac12]

I'm not sure if I should laugh til I shit or cut myself for watching this? Greatest video ever

[TheLyricGirl10123]

I love how everyone comments with really weird and random things so you'll use their comment at the end of your video.

[gnlgrievous324]

Anthrax... I thought cocain... oh well, dashed hopes...

[StraightThunder]

I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there's something special about him...

[toastyman360]

me personaly the first child was wiki retarded(retarded for wikipedia), the second child was angry and really dumb, and the last child was was the most mean and crazy. But in all seriosness it was an great vid.

[quickhidetheeggs]

Kyle, I want you.

[quickhidetheeggs]

Kyle, I just want you.

[wowzalinomeenocoolio]

i think the best christmas present santa could get kyle is a justin bieber cd and a box set of every jersey shore episode ever made ;) ...LOL

the vid was awesome btw :)

[JayDawg211]

The first guy sounds like Bill Cosby, lmfao

[JayDawg211]

He sounds like Bill Cosby, lmfao

[BlackStainedSorrow]

lolz "Dear you know who...you totally can't be real. I mean Santa is totally real but you Jesus aren't"

[360lateflip]

I want all of you to go fuck a land mine

[sexybbeast]

u makes me want to kick santa's non-existent dick

[xxxvaNiLLaJuNxxx]

Kyle , for randomly random reasons you remind me the SOLDIER from Team Fortress 2

[left4deadfan247]

hey kyle can u review a vid if u havnt seen it already the vid is called obey the walrus plz put up a video reaction to the vid its kinda freaky

[Zombiehunter360]

Lol, wikipedo...

[pimpher1]

sweet holy jesus!!!!!!

[CheeyyX3]

I want more Kyle Speakss!

What happened to it?? :C

[TheLyricGirl10123]

I kind of got lost in the music that played while you wrote the letters.

It was quite enchanting.

[69mattmg]

how many takes did that whole move need.................. non because there jus that awsome bitches

[crazyrich14]

Crack.

[phantomzero09]

thumbs up if u think ben fucked rudolph

[phantomzero09]

hahaha jolly fat fuck hilarious

[phantomzero09]

what the hell is map quest what the hell is popsicle van and who the hell is jesus

[sharpshot335]

Kyle you have outdone yourself here

[saxyvito]

i like to doodle elves playing in a cardboard box because santa is a cold hearted sinic.who doesn't care about the financial well being of his employees because they aren't real people.

[EvolutionAtBest]

Look all I understood from this video is that bags of anthrax makes dreams come true and Kyle doesnt know what a fucking tissue is.

[MasterShot2k5]

I did something so awful I was permanently put on the naughty list. I raped Rudolf.

[TheK3lsinator]

@MasterShot2k5 Hahahahahahahaha, TeamFourStar.

[MasterShot2k5]

@TheK3lsinator LMAO yeah, but I think impersonating cartoons and TFS is bad, for you see I actually did rape Rudolf.

[SeanAmericasCanadian]

I typed this comment with my penis

[finalfantasymovies]

3:41 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amsfunnyguy721]

Anyone turn on the captions for the video?

You should!

[Mountaineer4114]

@Amsfunnyguy721 i turned it on....

[DemonShadow9]

i like buttered toast

[lancelot411]

best sneezefest ever. hahahaha

[chunterr39]

Lambo??? no charlie, you want a saleen s7 twin turbo

[FStak9]

Merry Christmas dammit

[LizzM0717]

Holy sneezes! Bless you Kyle!

[hydrochloricscrotum]

hey kyle, i just wanted to let u know that u r easily the most fuckable piece of ass i have ever fucked while u were sleeping. like seriously, ur just fuckable. i dont even fuck guys and i would fuck u. keep up the good work with the videos, theyre amazing and so r u, i think we should meat. i meant meet hahaha but now u know whats really on my mind ;) lawlz u can call me at 1-69-fuck-me-anally-with-a-blo­ody-spatula

[wienkmaster]

looks like one of them got a bag of 'inspiration'

[MasterShot2k5]

Dear Kyle, you are a bitch nigga.. no no. . . Dear Kyle, you are a bitch ass nigga.

[xXxFallenEmoxXx]

Kyle can I borrow one of your underwears? 

[JakeisJimmy]

Anthrax, High in fiber!!

[DrumsSD]

as sure as wikipedia is the most reliable site that exists, I'm pretty sure you can stuff your face in a bag of anthrax and live without treatment.

I read that on wikipedia.

[sparowsgurl93]

sometimes i wonder why i still watch your videos when they are so retarded.

[HrZD16]

merry anthrax to all

[soccerchik9798]

i got a present for u kyle, a ticket for a place where unicorns are real!!!!

[powderedwater67]

Sex slavery makes Kyle sneeze, HA!

[powderedwater67]

Anthrax FTW !!!

[AdmiralStudios]

harrasing Santa never gets old good one kyle!

[jdog644]

I watched this without sound at first...... and i thought the bags were filled with cocaine

[ivliuscaesar1865]

@jdog644 me too,....... i wish

[XCasperX666]

In the immortal words of Damian:

HORSE COCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[WildGooseProductions]

@XCasperX666 in the immortal words of Mr. wooden alligator....CROCODILE COCK!!!!!!!!

[myheartsbrockenforu]

i like the part where ............i like it all

[ChasinTheCans]

kyle...you wouldn't believe how stupid my mom is..

[IdotFilms]

after I watched this video I went to the annapolis mall and saw charlie there I'm not kidding it was pretty epic

[myheartsbrockenforu]

@IdotFilms you lucky son of a bitch

[twelthofadime]

@IdotFilms Hahaha really? I was about to go there today.

[IdotFilms]

@twelthofadime yeah bro I'n not kidding I was at borders and I saw him and I said aren't you charlie from kyle speaks and he was like yeah and he said it was the first time he was asked that lol cool dude

[ChuckPuntsBabies]

@twelthofadime it's true!

[HighONtheZOmbrex]

@twelthofadime

[nhvrenios]

@IdotFilms no shit you were there i saw him to

[Jdubblets]

I never get any anthrax for christmas. Fuck you Santa...

[chadtobias]

Coal suck because.. well...... its BLACK!!! hahahah

[ivliuscaesar1865]

what does the curly haired fuck got against leopards.......

[kingdomheartsbabie]

@ivliuscaesar1865 He said "lepers." As in "lepercy." Jesus cured 10 *lepers.*

[ivliuscaesar1865]

@kingdomheartsbabie what is a lepers

[kingdomheartsbabie]

@ivliuscaesar1865 A leper was when someone got lepercy, a disease that ate your skin away.

[jimmymcgarry]

...wut.

[fob1257]

What the fuck?! lol

[althentik]

you know Kyle you have never disapointed me and I love how you turned santa into something inapropreate :)

[infernoquest441]

mel gibson should be on the next episode

[ShadowLover9158]

I HAVE THE SAME CRAVING :D

[thendersonneal]

i got anthrax for christmas one year, it killed me and now im a zombie

sincerely, that creepy guy in the corner

[theHATEtriot]

I love granny panties!!!!

[ivygaara]

win :3

[punkbass93]

I love the small of anthrax in the morning!

[InsaneVideoWorkshop]

Don't F@$# with Santa Clause

[JoeToTheWe]

I can't wait to see what you look like when you're an old man, Kyle. xD

[reset425]

mmmmm, smell that anthrax on Christmas morning!

[youcan4ukonit]

I want to be on last weeks comments.

[andrsdtz]

hilarious xD

[sk8erfreq66]

Holy chickenstuffing batman! that was funny haha

[NoFroNoGo]

Its sure nice to know that the naughty kids will be getting anthrax for Christmas this year.

[Hell2863]

@NoFroNoGo im gonna be naughty :D

[TheRunescapera]

Was perv/crackhead/drunk Santa reading the decelration of independence?

[cresentman]

Watching this worsened my hangover. Its all your fucking fault. -love rich

[osuruk5000]

All I want for christmas is that santa gives some sanity to that curly hair dude.

[Dem0nSIayer]

I puke after seeing Kyle sneeze

[MultiMole1]

its funny because Santas swedish

[MrForshizzle09]

3:cole is black...LMAO

[bigfoothunter13]

@MrForshizzle09 Coal*

[CyberneticPinkeye]

Random-ass Kyle-sneezing FTW