Billy Madison - Everyone is now dumber

[ChloeKimMeRock]

finally some one uploaded this

[CaptainVideo890]

Ron Paul 2012!

[TokenWhiteGuyAGR]

Fuck off, cunt.

[CaptainVideo890]

You fuck off, read the description.

[sizzla5]

hahaha XD

[ZeroHourComes]

high larious

[DeMars3]

ahahaha.. that's good.

[Arley2011]

Best movie statement ever!

[coalreigoncoalcracke]

The skit is funny, the last two lines though! "i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul!" Hilarious

[gohanandgotenluvr09]

Billy: A simple wrong would've done just fine but than.... -walks away- XD

[Nostrildamus1]

That's the same guy that played a hobo in Dirty Work. I think he was a writer on SNL.

[lolroflmaobbq]

This will always be an amazing scene from Billy Madison, although that movie had tons of amazing scenes in general, lol.

Also, Ron Paul for the ****ing win.

[devinhester2012]

haha

[clubpenguin235]

you get off ur ass and find that fuckin dog!!

[SirTimothyMarton]

lol yeah

[BumperSticker95]

Oh my god, what did he say!?

[SLIPKNOTrocknumber1]

u have to see the movie i have seen it thousands of times and it is the funniest movie ever. next to Hot Rod

[tyazal]

amen, brutha

[PlatinumBulwark]

classic

[XxPrettieGirlHoneyXx]

AHAHAAA!!!!!! "ok a simple wrong wouldve done just fine." omfg! His lisp in this movie is incredibly hilarious!!!!

[sixpies11]

I love this part

[hacksta90]

OVERKILL lol

[Arunetto]

This just does not get old.

[Naptime94]

you get up off your ass and you find that fuckin dog!

[fruitier122]

"okay a simple wrong would have done just fine ..but.." hahaha LMAO!!! too funny!

[SpySappinMahUsername]

But...the puppy...WAS A DOG!

[curly0805]

"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Hysterical!!!!!!! : )

[sk8boardn8]

damn that hurt me! lmao

[thedogrunsfast]

any atempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty dirty tramp, and i am just gonna snap.

[Coltsie]

ok a simple wrong wouldve done jus fine but a...lol

[madeincal100]

lol

[DaAzzailant]

LMFAOOO he went all out lmfaoooooo

[JovoLovelies]

LOL

best line

[RaizPodre]

when someone speaks bester I say he is "mister", but I simply am more '"mister" for using "mister'"

-_ -

mister

[TOTALITARIANIST1984]

lol

i used to luv this wen i wz little

[ChristophoclesX]

Who's that actor who plays the Slut-wife guy?

[hippietreehugger91]

That man is so depressed.

[car000333]

this is the one where everybody makes valentines day cards, and he gets one from a fat guy that was a wrestler. right?(that part is hilarious)

[starkiller20293]

no that was the waterboy

[GuitarAntiHeroe]

No it was Billy Madison...

[Deathslayer360]

best words ever put into a movie as a statement FUNNY AS HELL lol !!!!!!!!

[nickjoost96]

And may God have mercy on your soul...

[AlishaWitter]

lmfao EPIC WIN. I miss Sandler's older movies. So great.

[joseymaru]

"a simple wrong would have been just fine"...LMAO

[Mnc123lov]

LMAOOO

[mcliam666]

amazin, after watching this I had a flash back to Sarah Palin discussing middle east foreign policy

[Dejasmom]

LOL. That's great!

[Ginga]

I guess the gung-ho speeches of McCain was fun huh?

[sithius99]

Yes, because a man who went to Harvard Law School and obtained a law degree is an idiot... oh wait.

[patugi]

can you say affirmative action?!?!?!?

[trinitymike]

So, it was AA that allowed him to graduate near the top of his class and be Editor of the Law Review???

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iight....

[Animonovo]

And Bill Gates quit college, what's your point?

[sithius99]

Wtf does Bill Gates quitting college have to do with this? Point is, an idiot could not read Law at Harvard Law School. Stop being so deluded.

[quartzlcc]

You're stupid for making this political, but I did, admittedly, laugh.

[AgentAJD]

You know, a simple "wrong" can suffice.

[senorerik]

tard

[jmartin34]

amen to that

[magnificentc]

amen to you

[drakonlordbr]

Gabi, if you're watching this,

I hope you get genital herpes and gonorrhea, WHORE!

[yaroukh]

ROFLMAOWTF?

[drakonlordbr]

"My spouse is sleeping around"

I know exactly how's it :(

[brandon69buck]

how is that fake? it hilarious

[LongIslandMo]

a simple wrong would've been fine. lol

[jimjimjimjim1234]

may god have mercy on us all

[hart2499]

FAKE!!!

[Rachman1337]

I recorded this to use later.

[McStravaganzA]

LEGENDARY!!!

I always use this wen sum1 says sumfin stupid ti me...they piss themselves....IM QUITE a cool bashtid!

[SangreDeMetal201]

OWNED!!!

[SteveCarras]

When Bradley Whitford, pre-"West Wing", aka the opposiiton here, is reciting Shakespeare in this movie in a ridiculous pinched English accent, he is imited British character acotr Richard Haydn. [

[TheAmazingMeatMan]

Similtaneously harsher AND more polite than Anne Robinson...no mean feat.

[Tommyvbc321]

ok i need help reply to my comment if u know what the answer is

1.ok what was the ending credits song in the movie

2.and when they are at MCD's who were the two ppl they were talking about banging

[mohawk1020]

1. is The Stroke by Billy Squier

[simpsonsfan]

2. who would you rather bone Jack Nicholson or Meg Ryan?

[Jabo007Celt]

Jack Nicholson Shining or Jack Nicholson Bucket List?

[MrBurgundy76]

jack nicholson batman

[DerekG8383]

OWNED!!!!!

[mikeedro]

read the BYU Facebook page comments on the board and the Vote for president board.. Go BYU

[ridethespiral23]

fuck BYU you guys are pieces of shit mormon dominated college plus I went to the u of u so you can go fuck yourslef

[dz2ny]

that might be true for you because you have lower mental capabilities than the average person.

[pipchar33]

lol

i just watched that movie last night

[platanoconaguakate]

behind him it says my spouse is sleeping around lmao

[halfblooddutchprince]

ok, a simple wrong would have done just fine, but...

lmfao

[crisoner]

The most classic line ever

[freakazoid1234567]

I think that guy was a writer for SNL...right?

[bodies42099]

ya he was but what is his name? he looks exactly like the guy who won jeopardy this week which is odd.

[killersaint]

that guys so funny

he says the line before this one

"If there is any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty lying skank... I'm just gonna snap."

[Doutss]

this and happy gilmore are two greatest sandler movies. i hope he can make more like these!!

[4dawrra]

lol "a simple wrong could of done it"

[prede89]

and may God have mercy on your soul!!

[foodlovingpig]

I love that part.

[kobeisthebest24]

hahahahahahhahaahahaha that is fucking hilarious...this is definently in my top 5 adam sandler movies

[Aerba54]

I say that all the time hahaha because of this movie.

[Rayhart1990]

i agree with Honda4wheelin

[Honda4wheelin]

They should play this after every political debate.

hahahahah

[JPisHOT94]

LOL that is kinda sad

[bertrand1049]

this is the best movie from adam sandler and its the funniest movie i have ever watched

[SeigKeil]

And may God have mercy on your soul. LOL

[AdamSandlerBigestFan]

Ceapa!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CreepyEyeFilms]

Get your ass out there and find that fucking dog!

[JakeGordon2]

1)Sorry to Interrupt

2)Stop looking at me swan

3) CHARISH IT!!

4)This

Best parts of the movie

[Armyude]

One of the best parts of that movie.

[jfroosh12]

one of the best parts of any movie ever!!! haha

[xXessendonXx]

PENGUIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[orvibusa]

XDDDDD

[thehourcup]

thats jack handy.

[firmafata55]

what are the names of billy's friends?

[DevCWebster]

Jack and Frank! : )

[Wolfgirl1998]

Perfect to answer back haters or maybe trolls without doing that yourselves. ^^

[Wolfgirl1998]

Well, perfect for this guy to have him around to answer back to haters and trolls is what I meant. ^_~

[krazydude34]

should join my schools debate team and be a moderator just to say this line. lol

[damnyoustamos]

Oddly enough, this is what I think of whenever Ron Paul speaks.

[jiggaman117]

You know what, i really like Ron Paul, but it's absolutely true. That man does not know how to argue correctly.

[Skywalker327]

does anyone know the song that plays during a first grade scene that goes

"number one, number one, now the fun has just begun with a ..."?

[bigleroygym]

HAHAAAA

[lllshokoboylll]

thats what i call OWNED in its purest form

[stokelycarm]

May God have mercy on your soul! LMAO

[XxXMidnaXZantXxX]

That's so sad. xD

[Bensayhi94]

hm i gotta feeling soulja boy and george bush were in that room

[TheBrawl93]

this is my fav part in the entire movie lol

[jubalate]

okay, a simple "wrong" would have done just fine but..........

classic.

[DudeItsRichie]

LOLOLOLOLOL XD

[sp4c3m0nk3ygl33k]

This is especially for Ashanta!

[werichha]

may god have mercy on your soul... thats fucking hilarious

[brh5934]

why the fuck are there political comments on this fucken video, my god people its fucken billy madison get a god damn life for fucks sake... enjoy the video for what it is, dont blow it up into some stupid debate about ron pauls penis size or whatever the fuck you guys are talking about... damnit all!

[daveibukun]

SARAH PALIN

[Marbles471]

Holy Hell! If that had been me he was talking to, I would have curled up in a corner and cried like a little girl. XD

[xjovaN12]

LOL I just watched the movie, funniest part was this :P

[omgdz]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[bush555]

30 seconds to say wrong lol

[BuschDon]

Funniest movie ever

[satsuki26]

Yeah Ron Paul! I know right? Such an awesome way to insult someone.

[darthbandon10]

Its the delivery as well as the words.

[Marbles471]

And although Al Gore falls closer to the "idiot" category than Ron Paul does (for the simple reason that like most politicians he spent his career speaking Campaignese instead of real human language :), you just KNEW this is exactly what he was thinking during his 2000 debates against Bush. If I were in his place, I think I would have just said the hell with formalities and recited this monologue word for word. (I'm sure I would have gotten a standing ovation in many circles.)

[faithminion]

lol i just cant stop watching it. i think i'll have to memorize it and fit into my everyday conversations

[lllshokoboylll]

lol ive been trying to do that

[IRIPWAX]

stroke

[ArmandoNacho1994]

FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

[ProfessorMonkeyFonix]

one of the best movie quotes of all time. lmfao every single time.

[SoyuzSovet]

Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything, that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listen to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

[Dowdsy92]

ok a simple wrong would of done just fine

[losermoron87]

i can quote that

[TheClodfather]

Yah, I admit it ;_;

[namr3h]

ah but that principal is also one of the great minds behind Saturday Night Live.

[sullenspoken]

haha thats great you should get the clip of him singing the Back to school song. The other videos of it are crappy. -_-

[monolisa83]

LOL!

[loogy123]

everytime i heard some wise ass trying to use words that dont pertain to anything they are trying to say but just want to sound smart i think of this scene

[TheClodfather]

For example, pretty much everyone on the internet who wants to be taken seriously xD

[swordofjustice1]

Bit rough hahahahahaha

[pyro2020]

lmao rofl Everyone in this room is now dumber lmaooo

[rainylonelyday]

Best line ever. This is quite possible the best character in any film.

[travisssbabyy]

mad funny but the best part wit out a dought is when the old lady randomly says

it was that damn sasqwatch lmfao

[potcfanatic]

Best line ever. Whoever came up with it is awarded 95093045439 internetz.

[rct3hazardous]

definetely the best moment ever captured on film and it will be for the rest of eternity

[MovieBuff069]

this is the hardest ripp in the history of film...he fucked him up lmfao

[jessemcgouirk]

did this video REALLY lead to political debates? retards. lol

McCain lost anyways so who cares

[poopfacemanmagoo]

and may god have mercy on your soul

[CFHpanteraAussie]

i cant stop watching this

how can he pull a straight face

man thats fucking funny

[dragonlord951]

might've taking a couple of takes

[xXopopXx]

a couple?!

[ChuckHitler]

actually it only took 3

[afrosk8er]

the funniest line in movie history.

[lllshokoboylll]

hell yea LOL i cried of laughts when i saw it on tv :p

[crazybaseballdude12]

haha wut a douche

[SLIPKNOTrocknumber1]

omg soooo funny

[illinicharles]

i love how everyone claps and he calls it wrong

[EasyE09msu]

owned