Zooey Deschanel on David Letterman (2008)

[TheMetropolisMarvel]

I need to swallow her.

[siriushpfan]

Dave has no idea what to do with this wisp of a gal who just appears from no where, lands on his stage and sits in his chair. His questions are just hilarious. She's so... lovely. Floaty. Dreamy. *sigh* I would give my left leg to be her. Love Zooey!

[LizzayMartini]

That's so funny... I named my dog after her, meaning that her name is Zooey! haha and I actually wanted to name her Deschanel but it didn't go with her. So sorry, Zooey! I wasn't make fun of you when I chose my pup's name I swear! lol

[missfanpire612]

If you cut up the title you get "Deschanel on David" HaHaHa just waiting of season 7 Bones :D

[pl0xderp]

she's fucking mentally retarded.. i've seen three of her interviews, and it's not just nerves. she definitely has some sort of mental disability. i don't know what to think now, my expectations have been sundered.

[SigmaGuitars]

@pl0xderp My troll senses are tingling...

[ScarletProductions1]

@pl0xderp She has attention deficit disorder.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

@pl0xderp you are so rude. do you realize that, asshole? she's not retarded, she's just in another world. it's hard for people like you to relate to those like Zooey who are on a totally different level than you! da derp derp derp.

[k35magnum]

@pl0xderp you dont get it or sigmaguitars is right, either way you fail

but if its the latter ive failed too

damit

[MariposaRedimida]

@pl0xderp you don't see what I see, I think she's beautiful in so many ways!

[915buck]

She needs to say yes.... not yeah, her coach needs to tell her that......it makes her sound illiterate......

[OdeToNecrophilia]

@915buck why do you give a shiit?

[toyworld872]

in every interview she seems like a whole different person

[freakyizzy19]

that movie is sooo bad... it's a waste of time. The only good in the movie is Zooey

[MultipleScrotum]

@freakyizzy19 No, it's actually a good, entertaining movie all the way through.

[TheDewBoy420]

my dogs name is zoey

[TheUndrgroundCure]

LMAO! Did you see her face when that bell thing dinged? That was hilarious :) i love her..

[skiddo94]

I haven't watched the movie yet but the blond lady with the somewhat short curly hair looks like a female version of Eddie Vedder.

[gcastro44]

she's beautiful

[petitanyell1]

@NtyLiza11 She is. Absolutely. Totally :-)

[raksha1985]

she's adorable..

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

Was she named for Zooey Glass, you think? 

[mola55e5]

@MckyMseNTarotCrds I heard she was named after Salinger's "Franny and Zooey"

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

@mola55e5 Yeah, that's Zooey Glass. That's what I figured. Kind of odd, since the character is a boy. But I guess it is a more distinctive name than "Franny".

[mola55e5]

@MckyMseNTarotCrds Yesh yesh... i haven't read it in over a decade. I worked at an organic farm and we had two puppies named Franny and Zooey... Fine little scamps they were...

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

@mola55e5 Awww.

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

She's so adorable. But The Happening really was one of the most laughably bad movies I've ever seen. Her and Wahlberg, two people I like a lot, but man was it bad. Even that clip made me cringe.

[TheHXCLee]

How come when they showed "The Happening" clip it seemed like a parody skit from mad tv or something...

[MsDJEmmix]

@TheHXCLee couldn't agree more. Even Mark  Wahlberg sucked there...

[Danshro]

Will someone give me a fucking second

[HaosSolaris]

Zooey in my mind is sometimes, Z-O-E

-Right

*AWKWARD PAUSE*

-That's why it's tricky

LMFAO!!!!

[Memoryscreen]

I had a pet white leghorn chicken named Zoey when I was a kid.

[Sirmorrisful]

Zooey Deschanel should be an ispiration to all girls. She needs to be looked at more as a role model.

[chrlskrkl]

my dogs named zoey lol

[ammyshnammy]

@falinx101 that's just rude, she's awkward. it's her personality; deal with it bro.

[Scrumpilump2000]

Is she beautiful, or what?

[earinsoff]

Zooey when u host SNL you could do a parody of Gilda Radner's "Jewess Jeans" because you have the talent and the look, but also because younger kids don't know Gilda's work.

[Jovanniboxer]

whoa, comparing the interviews with letterman from this one and the one back '06, she's got like two personalities!

[BrennaRoseD]

Saponification, Zooey. That's how the lady turned into soap.

[efsq]

the movie was pathetic

she's the best

[efsq]

boring

nice dress

[darthvaida]

the happening wasnt a scary movie. it was wack! the only reason i watched the movie is because of zooey

[cpufightclub]

she gives me funny feelings in the pants.

[TheCuteMoi]

she look better with dark hair

[anaherco]

The one who disliked this is apparently the fly.

[ohmygoshiloveapples]

Did you record this with your toaster?

[wirose1]

I think she'd be great as Lisbeth if they turn The girl With the Dragon Tattoo into a movie.

[KJSmallz]

@wirose1 Ummmmm it's been made into 2 movies already, hahaha

[anaherco]

hahah her cute laugh :)

[saadgkhan]

she is so Awkward :-P

[Ccarroll88]

When the doorbell rang I thought Secretariat was going to come out.

[MrClick182]

ooh she's make me crazy

[violindustrial13]

I love her

[Toddjumper]

She seems totally different than her first interview on Letterman, almost like a different person IMO, lot more confiedent, laid back, even voice sounds deeper?

[AnaloserFacee]

yeah and them um yeah uh yes so anyway um uhh.

[mcmahne]

Stop asking stupid questions Letterman

[jonowonoponosono]

I can't believe she's married to Ben Gibbard. :(

* jeaaalous *

[paoelumba]

what was this made in 1920?

[petitanyell1]

@paoelumba Yes, yes it was... -_-

[lejendjackson]

@petitanyell1 lolol... what? i dont understand 1920? lolololol

[AideeJennifer]

This is very different from the last show O.o

[grandexandi]

wow that movie looked like a spoof, was that for real?

[wikitiki10]

Why'd he kiss her hand?!? >:(

[petitanyell1]

@wikitiki10 ¿¿¿??? It's a very common gallant gesture to introduce himself or to courteously say goodbye in the presence of a lady.

[wikitiki10]

@petitanyell1 Haha well it makes me jealous :P Nice ¿¿¿ though.

[petitanyell1]

@wikitiki10 Oh, ok!! The "???" was just because it surprised me that someone doesn't know the very common gentlemanly gesture of kiss a lady hand, that's all! ;-)

[wikitiki10]

@petitanyell1 Maybe I should do it more often!

[petitanyell1]

@wikitiki10 You certainly should! We like that!! :-)

[mutantpinyata4real]

did letterman just spoil the twist of the happening lol

[meandthemoon123]

love her!! shes so cute and pretty. her acting was amazing in 500 days of summer. thought she was terrible in the happening...but the movie was just plain bad anyway.

[honeykrisp]

she's so pretty and she's great personality

[rucerial]

no......hey! oy

[inrwizards]

lol at her reaction when the bell ring sound goes off when she spells her name :P

[grita34]

i think i love you

[joemac92]

lol her face at @ 1:45

[1robyn5]

I don't think the woman is literally soap. It must be adipocere formation caused by the hydrolysis of all the fat in her body. That would give her remains a "soapy" texture, I'm sure they didnt actually test her in the bath.. lol. Thought I'dd add a little explanation. Zooey is amazing :)

[SnowbordrWRX]

1 person does not like soap.

[Nannanabanana7]

@XXXoBradyoXXX She has a spark, that you can't teach people. That's what makes her so admirable. Plus she's really pretty. She's one of my biggest idols.

[ssoab]

@AgentCROCODILE agreed

[PeterStorm81]

She has adhd, when she is hyper she doesnt use medicine, when she does she is like this :) not so difficult.

she cant articulate because of the adhd. Thats what it is nothing more :)

Sweet girl she is.

[kalanaiokok]

Zooey meaning and name origin:

zooe(y)\ as a girl's name is a variant of Zoe (Greek), and the meaning of Zooey is "life".

[thepokermyth]

i would have sex with her. great rough sex. and instead of saying "Oh its coming", i will say "Oh its happening!"

[snafoofoo]

I named my dog Zoe.. LOL

[meandthemoon123]

she's freaking adorable.

[will0wamber]

y does he keep telling people that the happening is a force of nature that is like giving the plot way ...... sorry if ppl havn't seen it

[bbarrera86]

WHY DOES NOBODY GIVES HIM A GODAMN SECOND?!?!?!?!?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL night shyamalan u bad

[Zerjio]

She's beautiful...

[LgFaver]

not as good as the 1st interview.

[Animonstar95]

lol her face @ the doorbell. she's too cute ^_^

[oeyvind93]

in loved with her :DDDDDDDDDDDD

[therealperth]

LOL I'd love to see her in the three little pigs. Definitely sounds like a hit!

[jdlaw001]

She's hilarious. She seemed spaced out/stoned here with a hint of valley girl. She couldn't properly articulate and Dave had to fill in the words or fill in the blanks for her.

I know that The Happening was universally panned, but I found the film sorta happening.

[petitanyell1]

@jdlaw001 Don't know why the movie was so slated. I liked it. And, also, I liked Waterworld XDDDD.

And yes, she's shy. I can't stand people who thinks Letteman's invited celebrities need to be the most hilarious and witty people in the world. People idealize them.

[Tarasepp]

@petitanyell1 there is one from 2006 she was on the show it was just hilarious its somewhere on youtube.

[TrillianDeschanel]

Lovely to see Zooey again. ;)