Opie & Anthony: SyFy Movies

[jake5344]

The Green Mile = Black Magic

[haribo687]

Alien = Space Rape

[BansheeMilk]

Matrix would be "Cyber-Fu"

[Hipcubbiesfan80]

Coming to America=African prince meets american girl

[jakovasaur]

Star Wars - Space Fights, 12 Monkeys - A Dozen Chimps, Planet of the Apes - Gorilla World, Night of the Living Dead - Evening of the Zombies, Transformers Dark Of The Moon - Transformers Dark Of The Moon, O&A - Attack of the Stern Clones. Just kidding, I like these guys.

[TheCaliCapitalist]

Scifi use to have some awesome stuff on there programing but now they aren't even trying and it's obivious.

[Live4Ever329]

Patrice O'Neal was the funniest guy ive ever heard. Just naturally hilarious! R.I.P

[justin20111000]

i love shitty syfy movies

[stickydog480]

Oh, loud annoying black guy. Next clip.

[InsaneBillykane]

@stickydog480 You poor soul.

[MrImperial202]

Face/Off = Face Swapping

Wishmaster = Evil Genie

Jaws = Killer Great White Shark

Crank = Drugged up Assassin

American Pie = Horny Teenagers

Bulletproof = Lt. Gary Busey

Rollerball = Roller derby of Death

[spacemanisaac]

The Devil Within - Evil Inside

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo - The Swedish Conspiracy

Superbad - Punchdrunk with Cops

Tron - Virtual Father

Battle: LA - Battle of LA(No, this is a real movie)

Predators - The Japaneese guy better have lived off camera

From Russia with Love - (insert middle eastern/ Asian country name here) Temptations

Jurassic Park - Frankendino

SciFi channel - SyFy channel.

[wannabesedated00]

@spacemanisaac well done although "the girl with the dragon tatoo" is, as a name, pretty fuckin awful on it's own

[biggydx]

Mars Attacks - They Invade

[fyfytj]

@biggydx- Actually, Mars Attacks sounds like a Syfy title...

[biggydx]

@fyfytj You might be right >_>

[AUSROTTENY2K]

3:22 7:17 8:58 

[shone1178]

RIP patrice

[840kareem]

12 Monkeys should've been renamed "The New York Knicks".

[Anacondas101]

28 Days later= English Zombies

[Anacondas101]

the fly= Man Fly Mix

Halloween= White Mask

Dawn of the Dead= Zombie/Dead Mall

[Anacondas101]

The Texas Chainsaw Masscre= Chainsaw Man

Tremors= Ground Hunter

The Exorcist= Demon Girl

[Anacondas101]

The Matrix= Bullet shooter

Nightmare On Elm street= DreamRaper

Gi joe= army Fighters

Jurassic Park= Island of the Franken Lizard

[biggydx]

@Anacondas101 Matrix should be "The System"

[Anacondas101]

Terminator 2= Robot killer vs Metal Blob

[Anacondas101]

Avatar= Planet of the Super Smurfs

[SupahTrolololol]

Labyrinth = Magic Maze

[voltron484]

"Syfy Network stinks!" - Patrice O'Neal

[voltron484]

One of my favorite bits.

I actually saw the "Kaw" DVD at Walmart last week. I couldn't stop laughing. I just stood there and asked myself, "They actually made this shit?" And then I laughed some more.

That was the genius of Patrice. Anything he said was golden. 

[MECowhey]

James Cameron's "Aliens" = "Space Beasts!"

[CoolerKing37]

Eeek Eeek.

[Tigerlily21]

This is such a great bit. I laughed out loud when he said Dinosaur Forest.

[coolioisafoolio]

I swear Time Car is a movie out there

[fishman5440]

One of my favorite segments with Patrice in it. RIP Patrice.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

RIP Patrice O'Neal. He was Radio Gold everytime he guested on the O&A show.

[suddenwall]

Miss ya Patrice, you funny motherfucka.

[Frankay615]

Cube = Deadly Box

Cube 2 = Deadlier Box

[biggydx]

Mars Attacks = Martian Trespassers

[talladegajunkie1439]

The Godfather= Italian Mobster Shootout

[andrewjacksonbr]

Predator = Space Stalker

[TheHuntress144]

Star Wars = Laser Fight

[alexmiddleton4]

Face Off = oh wait.....

[EscherReturns]

Memento = I Forgot

[Tigerlily21]

@EscherReturns lmao. That's gold, man.

[omgcopyritedstuff]

@EscherReturns LAWL

[pieceofcake125]

Batman=Flying Rodent Guy

[Messenger33]

Source Code= The Train I'm on Keeps Exploding!

[StangsNSlingshots]

Matrix= Cyber Slaves

[Kasigi03]

@StangsNSlingshots Matrix = Tron with hipster wardrobe.

[Dre259]

Lethal Weapon = Dangerous Guy

Mortal Kombat = Death Fight

[840kareem]

Avatar= Futuristic Dances with Wolves.

[KenFan4life]

mimic = Cricket Subway Monster

Cujo = Big Dirty Monster Truck Dog

Tremors = Desert Worms

[TheMentalBrute]

Star Wars = Space Samurai

[gdbalck]

Shawshank Redemption: Big Slammer

[evildeaddrew]

28 Days later = Angry Zombies

[FailDrummer]

@felixthecatboy You know metropolis:D Cool1 One of best movies ever

[tekworm]

Thumbs up if Patrice O'Neal is the funniest motherfucker on the planet!

[TheOpalfox]

Columbiana - Supermodel Assassin

Xmen first Class- Revenge of the Magnetic Super- Jew

Avatar - Dances with Smurfs

Insidious - Twelve Bucks Down the Drain

[superwomanfilms]

Fight Club=Punch Fest

[bodhisattva71]

Brokeback Mountain-Mancation

[davick1]

Total Coincidence: This movie is gonna be aired in half an hour here in The Netherlands

[bigkat767]

Mutant School: First Graduates

Asgardian Legend

American Avenger

Emerald Lamp



[crypto457]

I got a few more

Hellboy and Hellboy 2 and the golden army- Demon man, Demon man 2 rise of the brass robots

X-men- Mutant School

Cowboys vs Aliens- Hicks vs Cryptosporidium 138

Insidious- Haunted child: Revenge of Darth Maul's Ghost

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

Iron Man - Metal Man

Jaws - Paws

The Reef - The Teeth

Deep Blue Sea - Deep Sea

[scarbadk]

snakes on a train

[xBinskix]

cowboys vs aliens - cowboys vs aliens, snakes on a plane - snakes on a plane...gahhh I fucked it up

[philosopha7]

Warrior=MMA Fighter

[caddyshack12190]

the matrix- computer program (faking life)

[Snoofalah]

Cowboys Vs. Aliens - Yeehaw Zap

[6364678]

blade runner=space detective

[caddyshack12190]

@Godpuppet26 The green lamp LMAO

[JayLamm]

Robocop - Cyborg Patrol

[Godpuppet26]

The Punisher = Killer Of Criminals

The House Of The Dead = Zombie Death House

Captain America: The First Avenger = Patriot Man: The First Hero

Fight Club = The Fighting Club

Shoot Em' Up = Shoot Everyone

Green Lantern = The Green Lamp

[Dre259]

Mortal Kombat = Death Fight

[imnomonkey11]

Signs = Vicar vs. Aliens

[holt2k]

God Box wins the comments thread.

[pootro]

seriously the worst video I ever seen, congrats!!

[Superstarseven]

@pootro It's a still image with audio. Not much to complain about.

[ghede13]

12 Monkeys = Time Prisoner

[DrawQuick2014]

Deliverance=Squeal Like a Pig

[JamesOhGoodie]

Raiders of the Lost Ark = God Box

[PinballMars]

Thor = Hammer Warrior

[crypto457]

hmm let see Mothman Prophicies= The Fortune Bug

War of the worlds= Alien wars

The Incredible Hulk= Angry Green Giant

Dracula= Blood Batman

The Thing= Absorbing Beast

[DehumanizingSounds]

Blade Runner = RoboFugitive

[pakk82]

Ironman = digital armour

[DeadIslandTrailers]

godzilla=buddhasaurus

[yunabuna]

LOL

[longview1987]

i'm crying laughing right now jeez

[hothotheat3000]

Predator=Dreadlock warrior

[transvideos1992]

2001: A Space Odyssey: HAL 9000's Big Breakdown

[TheLayneMeyer]

Dinosaur Forest and Alien Mountain the best lol

[paydirt78]

Help! I'm trapped in the computer! LOL

[spiritronin]

Timecar had me laughing so hard :D

[DaveRocky27]

I fucking lost it at Your Bullets Are Slow.

[Godpuppet26]

@DaveRocky27 Same here lol

[GummoNZ]

1:20 Ohhh it just bit a fucking destroyer!

[MrGooie]

Blade = Blood Sports

[Democrat64]

Was watching some...horror flick on this SyFy channel, and the lead character, explaining her horrific ordeal in a spooky house, was (bleeped) when she spoke the name of Christ in frustration. Can anyone believe this P.C. crap?! That's it...I'm done with SyFy or SciFi or whatever the hell it's called!

[quigon87yt]

The Lord of The Rings - The keeper of the bracelets

The HULK - BULK A Giant among Humans

X-Files - Alien Files "Secrets kept from the People"

X-Men - Z-Men "Humans with Superpowers"

Spiderman - Insecto-Teen

Star Trek - Galaxy Voyagers in Space

Firefly - Lightningbug "Spaceship across the stars"

Dragonball-Z - Serpentballs from another planet

Brought to you by SyFy - Imagine Greater (We can't afford scripts, writers & Actors)

[KenFan4life]

ah man, i was lmao'ing when they were doing play by play for giant octopus vs megashark!

[hollywoodwerewolf]

after that Dinosaur Forest line Patrice could've gotten up said good day and no one would say he left at a bad time. He would've left on top.

[sonofjorel135]

Star Wars = Space Police

[Airbag360]

Patrice fucking KILLED this! I haven't laughed that hard in a long as time..

[Snoofalah]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom = Kentucky Johnson and the Castle of Curses

[zach11991]

mega shark vs giant octo was actily preety good

[Bckstreetsbckalright]

I'm watching Syfy's Jurassic Park. It's called Dinotopia. It is just, Great.

[Dethmasheen]

Jurassic Park - Attack of the themepark killer monsters

[MoPapparani]

@Dethmasheen sorry, DINOSAUR FOREST still tops all

[FMSV1P3R]

Predator- Killer Rastas

[FMSV1P3R]

The Mist:  Aliens from another dimension.

[FMSV1P3R]

Jumanji: Attack of the board game jungle animals.

[0thatdudewill0]

actually, the "jaws" remake was piranhas. look up the producer of the movie, its the same for all the other shitty remakes

[ToxicMayo9]

Cyber Chaos! holy shit i was dying

[WolverineStateOfMind]

Precious = gorilla in the mist of her dreams.

[Wubnig]

Commando = Commando

[zzman305]

Bladerunner=Robot Cops

[MultiTablette]

das video ist kacke

[Torgo1000]

Lord of the Rings Trilogy = Evil Ring, Evil Ring II, Evil Ring: The Final Chapter

[Torgo1000]

2001: A Space Odyssey - BAM: Black Alien Monolith

[Torgo1000]

Scanners = Heads a Poppin'

[Torgo1000]

Dune = Sand Planet

[Torgo1000]

Blade Runner = Clone Killer

[Torgo1000]

A Clockwork Orange = Brainwashed Punk

Aliens = Bugs vs. Space Marines

[Torgo1000]

2012 = End of the World

Inception = Dream Stealers

The Sixth Sense = Death Actually

Dawn of the Dead = Zombie Chaos

[tonydelz]

lol help i am trapped in a computer

[TomMSTie1138]

The Matrix = The Computer Wore Ray Bans

[TomMSTie1138]

Star Wars = SPACE MUTINY...wait, that's a real movie!

[TheMetallkylling]

Shit, i actually own "KAW".

[MasterNacho94]

Cloverfield-The Webcam Monster

[sucramnipp]

@MasterNacho94 lolololol

[xXxVictorySaberxXx]

Terminator = THE ANNIHILATOR

[jfaller30]

Dinosaur forest!!!! lol Patrice rules

[chifour66]

This is a total classic.

[Wiialator]

To bad there's already a movie called "Teeth" that's about women who have teeth in their vagina.

[howlbigbadwolf]

Van Helsing = Monster Hunter!

[wwe2dragon]

I just turned to Syfy channel. Tomorrow they have an original movie called Triassic Attack premiering. Lol

[TheQuiteMadHatter]

AVATAR = Pocahantas In Space!

[TomMSTie1138]

@TheQuiteMadHatter Dances with Smurfs.

[medialies100]

@TheQuiteMadHatter and Avatar also = Dances with Wolves

[NutNapalm]

@TheQuiteMadHatter Native Space

[BadConquedence]

@TheQuiteMadHatter Planet blue people. 

[TheGuru282]

the happening = pissed of trees

[livevil1989]

Megashark and giant octopus are nothing compared to Sharktopus.

[JamesOhGoodie]

I love how they get all quiet when Patrice is thinking of a title, like he's lining up a putt on the fairway.

[Snoofalah]

Friday the 13th = The Shatner Mask Killer

[wwe2dragon]

@Snoofalah Dude, that's fucking Halloween

[Snoofalah]

@wwe2dragon Aww damn, you're right. My bad.

[rabbhimself2008]

@Snoofalah naw it would be pissed off goalie

[davidsan1231]

"help. i'm trapped in the computer!!"

[rabbhimself2008]

mad max?

[Evhoney14]

dinosaur forest..............lol

[therealgaara]

rofl megashark is the shit XD

[tedatlas]

a lot of the generic scifi titles they're coming up with remind me of original nes game titles.

[Hopeful71]

Mars Attack would be Plan 9 from Outer Space

Back to the Future would be My Mother Wants to Bone Me

;)

[luked22225]

20 000 leagues under the sea - Nemo 1

[texasranger9]

Noone down with Sharktopus? Its the best of them all!

[rabbhimself2008]

flatliners=your gona die then come back to life

[paulkingmidas]

@rabbhimself2008 "coming back to life" lol

[Dionysus187]

Escape from new york would be "Escape!: New York"

[itstherevolution]

FUTURE CHANGE!

[HENRIQUEGODFATHER]

Alien-Celestial Rapist

[daAngMan]

Fast and the Furious= Street Racers

Micheal= Heavenly Vacation

Paranormal Activity= Ghost Rapist

Friday the 13th= Goalie Murders, or Run all you want

Tomb Raider= Crypt Theif

[MrAwesomesauce4]

i totally said Time Car before they said it!

[Leatherbubba]

Godzilla = Super Dinosaur.

Them! = Mega Ants!

The Beast From 20000 Fathoms = Death Lizard.

[rabbhimself2008]

@Facehoal holy shit thats a good one

[rabbhimself2008]

killer clowns from outer space?

[DoubleH8234]

Predator = Dread lock monster from outer space