soooooo you want me to belive that a big bang created every thing when you dont tell where it came from or why it happened you just tell me that it happened that sounds really stupid thats why i belive in god because the big bang theory has to many holes in it
Circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works.
ok, so ive just begun to question christianity so i am still skeptical when people say the bible says things like unicorns are real 2:14 so i looked up the verse and it said ox . then i looked up the king james version and sure enough it said unicorn.sounds to me like a cover up when the older version says unicorn and the newer says ox. Somebody didnt want christianity to look stupid so they changed it.If i would have read the bible like my pastor told me i would have been atheist years ago
Actually if it didn't happen you wouldn't exist, and entirely different people would either be exploring space. (Or extinct due for some reason (nuclear wars, overpopulation etc. The same stuff we're killing ourselves with.)
That's not an argument in favour of religion (far from it! It's a bunch of bunk really.)
However if you alter the timeline then some people who'd have died lived to breed and vice versa, and the people you'd have now would be different people entirely.
@coinstalker The scary part is it has happened the other way around as well. Columbine shooting in Colorado one of them would ask if they believed in god and if they hesitated or said yes he'd shoot them.
he too was a believer and was just doing them a favor by sending them to God. what a nice guy, sacraficing his own etarnal salvation for the good of others like that. God will see that he put others first and let him into heaven anyways because in the end he repented and accepted Jesus as his personal lord and savior.
lol that's the same reason i found this video , by looking at my front page's "recent activity" , why does yt tell you what your subscriptions do anyways? lol......
ummm.....you mean Steel age myths.......Christianity orginated durning the steel age during Roman Empire......you just proved how dumb you are then......so you have no room to talk.
hahha steel age.... hahahahah! the Iron Age is the prehistoric period in any area during which cutting tools and weapons were mainly made of iron or steel
your beliefs are still prehistoric.... and retarded haha
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Wow....ignorance shows even more with your response.....I had enough....soon you will realize how dumb it is that you rather cause divison and maybe we can move on until you learn respect....I have no further dealings.
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but your not gonna change our minds by mocking us either...that you must agree...and i am not the christian who mocks yall just to end that. Just saying that you know there just seems to be increaseing hostility atleast where i live against christians. Yall try to see it from my perspective....I undertstand where you are coming from but by mocking us and showing that you think were stupid isnt gonna solve the problem if there is one present.
and stop putting "yall" in ur messages, see how much easier and less annoying it is when u put ur in?
the reason he mocks you is because you still belive a invisible man controls everything, your entitled to that view just as we are entitled to think you a retard
@ljs2k7 there's nothing wrong with the word y'all, I live in the South, I'm also an Atheist, y'all is just a word in Southern American English that just happens to be a contraction of the words you all, It's easier to say and just slips off the tongue in speech and off the keyboard in type. Hell, I even write the word y'all in cases of creative writing, it's just a word, not some "dumb redneck thing", come to the South and you'll hear y'all all the time.
@BladeValant546 mocking christian/religious idiots from expessing thier border line retarded comments, push us further from the christian dark ages. i want to know what scientist can discover. if christians did not express thier stupid opinions scientist would not have to spend time refuting thier brain dead ideas. a christian is a disease, we might not be able to cure one afflicted by it but we can repress the spread of the disease!!!
@hellasow Again you have proven yourself just as bad as any religious person.....wait.....you are acting dogmatic....hence religion. If it make people happy let them have it.....you should be concentrating on Extremists not the peaceful always helping the poor and starving people, that do it cause they believe its the right thing to do. Ahugman funny stuff.....but it only attract bigots and personally you are way more rational than this.....figure out how to obtian peace through tolerance.
@BladeValant546 If it makes people happy, let them have it? Does that include gay marriage for gay people who want to get married? Because religious people don't want to let them have that. If people want to believe in something that isn't provable, fine, but if they want their beliefs to affect how others live, not fine.
@BladeValant546 There's no problem. Christians as well as all Theist have crazy beliefs and scientifically minded people like to tell you you're wrong. Just like if you believed in Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy. I hope that's helpful :-)
@bigboy45454545 Well, if are prideful to admit you know everything about the universe so be it. But I for one never proclaim i have Infinite knowledge of the universes workings. And also you lead of the assumption that science is atheistic in which its not. Atheism is a Philosophical belief something SCIENCE cannot prove or disprove. Science and Philosophy should not mix. If they do you get Creationism and Materialism...sigh both of which are end of free thinking.
@BladeValant546 Sorry loser, your assumptions are wrong. Atheism isn't a belief. Atheism is only a rejection of magic Gods because of a complete lack of evidence for such things. Science doesn't disprove Gods, just as it wouldn't disprove Santa Claus. Science tells us only what's demonstrably real, it doesn't disprove the supernatural. Thanks for getting it so wrong as Theists do. Now say hello to the invisible man who lives in the sky for me.
@bigboy45454545 No my assumptions are not wrong, that is literally were the word stems from unless your calling the University wrong. And no Science prove only what is real which is true. It however cannot prove or disprove a deity or any kind. Learn to use your reason, and get along with people. But I bet being nice to people that is different to hard, someday people will evolve and learn that selflessness and tolerance is best way to go and leave philosophy to the personal choice.
@BladeValant546 Whatever you say retard. My little talks here on YouTube with Theists trying to protect the feelings of their invisible man who lives in the sky, are usually with males 18-24. Or as I call you guys "Dumb fucks". Listen up? Atheism is a belief like bald is a hair color, or non-stamp collecting is a hobby. Many dictionary meanings come from the Christian World view, and are wrong. Look at a few more, you'll come across the correct one. See you in the funny pages, I'm out.
@bigboy45454545 HAHAHA i bet you could not last two minutes in a debate with anyone else that are quite intelligible. Judging by your ego, you hid behind quite well....atleast I am willing to admit I might be wrong.
@BladeValant546 Atheists only seem arrogant to deluded Theists such as yourself. There are no intelligent people with beliefs in magic Gods, just like there's no intelligent adults who believe in Santa Claus. Oh and a debate requires evidence to back ones view, so debating a Theist isn't really done. It's more like telling the believer why their beliefs are unfounded. I hope that helps a lot. And you're not persecuted in your beliefs. You're perceptions are simply wrong and without evidence.
@BladeValant546 Could you give me your reasoning behind calling Atheism as a philosophical belife? My point would be that not beliving in something cant be clasified as a belife and therefore cant be a philosopical belifie.
Also I would point out that science and Atheism does have a lot in common as science is based on evidence and the reason a lot of people are atheist is because they use the sience approach in demanding evidence of a deity before they belive in it.
@Multimixvideos I'm sorry, I agree with the whole education stops religion point, but if you want to talk about learning to write, at least write properly. It's "must have" not "must of". The idea of "must of" comes from the pronunciation of "must've"
You know....I feel sorry for this world...I am christian...and it seems all you athiest care about is destorying us...you know....if you destroy us then you just destroyed many good people who had nothing to do with hurting in the past or anything dealing with loved ones dying or whatever...All i want is peace....I bet I will get flamed here like always rather than figuring out a way to coexist or maybe you listen to my points for a change I will be slandered .
No they are not trying to destroy YOU, but religion.
The problem a lot of atheists have against religion is when religious nuts try to shove religion down our throats, when they involve religion into politics.
That's pretty sad, Blade. Listen to Turbo. Go on a job interview and declare you are an Atheist. Your odds of getting hired are about the same as getting run over by a 737 on a sidewalk 3 states away from home. And, yeah, Flammable. You're reading a redacted bible. I have one so old the latin is hard to follow. Says Unicorn. All the mistranslations and mistakes made are kinda obvious.
You think that changing your minds means destroying you? Do you think that all of the people who have been converted to Christianity have been destroyed? From the perspective of their previous worldviews, they have. Some atheists, myself included, want to improve people's lives by changing their worldview.
actually, you should watch some of these videos on here that talk about the world ending. they're saying the world is going to end on December 21, 2009. Do you believe this at all? because i don't.
soooooo you want me to belive that a big bang created every thing when you dont tell where it came from or why it happened you just tell me that it happened that sounds really stupid thats why i belive in god because the big bang theory has to many holes in it
mrtroll53 1 year ago
@mrtroll53 almost went off at you then. But I saw @mrtroll53.
randomperson2538 5 months ago
5:22 OMGZ, look above the text, there's a picture of flying jezus! :O
That must mean the bible is true, cause only God would have a camera around 10-20 B.C. !
TakesTwoToTango 1 year ago
That opening clip is intense.
hunaynay 1 year ago
I would totally worship Raptor Jesus. What a bad ass savior
metalisbetter1o00 1 year ago 2
i lol'd so hard at god loves us so much he came
you just can't make that shit up
viking977 1 year ago
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glad that we can be friends :)
MicahBuzan 1 year ago
This video = TRUTH
Ponce1390 1 year ago
@Ponce1390 I second that
adamkyler 1 year ago
Circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works.
DerivedSu 1 year ago 3
ok, so ive just begun to question christianity so i am still skeptical when people say the bible says things like unicorns are real 2:14 so i looked up the verse and it said ox . then i looked up the king james version and sure enough it said unicorn.sounds to me like a cover up when the older version says unicorn and the newer says ox. Somebody didnt want christianity to look stupid so they changed it.If i would have read the bible like my pastor told me i would have been atheist years ago
krissy4nik 1 year ago
@krissy4nik
back then by unicorn they meant rhino i believe
foxygrandpa991 1 year ago
@foxygrandpa991 fair enough you learn something new everyday
krissy4nik 1 year ago
NICE!!!!
LOLTOROCK 1 year ago
Can you upload the Collection somewhere??
I need it^^
Bigbiber89 1 year ago
nice pics :) good job
gemmo 2 years ago
1:47 says exactly why I don't like christians. Oh, and what is the song playing in the background?
7heBored 2 years ago
Actually if it didn't happen you wouldn't exist, and entirely different people would either be exploring space. (Or extinct due for some reason (nuclear wars, overpopulation etc. The same stuff we're killing ourselves with.)
That's not an argument in favour of religion (far from it! It's a bunch of bunk really.)
However if you alter the timeline then some people who'd have died lived to breed and vice versa, and the people you'd have now would be different people entirely.
Shavarnarak 2 years ago
I know, but I still dislike religion in general because it impedes progress.
7heBored 2 years ago 3
thousands dead because they didn't give the right answer to the god question
"do you believe in god"
"no"
BAM dead
"do you believe in god"
"yes"
"do you believe in my god"
"no"
BAM DEAD
~geroge carlin
coinstalker 2 years ago 5
@coinstalker The scary part is it has happened the other way around as well. Columbine shooting in Colorado one of them would ask if they believed in god and if they hesitated or said yes he'd shoot them.
Idofphoenix 1 year ago
@Idofphoenix
he too was a believer and was just doing them a favor by sending them to God. what a nice guy, sacraficing his own etarnal salvation for the good of others like that. God will see that he put others first and let him into heaven anyways because in the end he repented and accepted Jesus as his personal lord and savior.
/sarcasm.
83zeus 1 year ago
@83zeus haha sounds like a good argument for abortion to me.
Idofphoenix 1 year ago
@Idofphoenix
what's that? am i "pro-life"? hell no. I am pro-eternal salvation!
83zeus 1 year ago
this made my day
coinstalker 2 years ago
In the big rock candy mountains the cops have wooden legs :D
birds and the bees and the cigarette trees :)
ItsJustARidePeople 2 years ago
Dam Dark age of shit ...almost 1000 years lost :(
rodgod82 2 years ago
@rodgod82 on the onther hand none of ús would've been born if it hadn't hapened ;)
p.s. i agree, the romans were epic ^^ ...friggen' barbarians
lepthymo 1 year ago
1:47 is just depressing xDDDDD
Chewy427 2 years ago
Haha gotta love the pac-man graph at the start.
Luinreg 2 years ago
"He loved me so much he came!"
seanThree16 2 years ago
ghostbusters! that was the lulz
AnonnymouZ 2 years ago
I loved the "Who killed the most people in the bible" slide :-D
TheRationalizer 2 years ago 3
You got favourited by thunderf00t ;)
nashertheatheist 2 years ago 4
lol that's the same reason i found this video , by looking at my front page's "recent activity" , why does yt tell you what your subscriptions do anyways? lol......
iamLI3 2 years ago
"What large teeth you have, Jesus!"
"I know, lol!"
These are great, and I liked that you had candy mountain playing at the end.
thebutler89 2 years ago
Well, this is embarrassing. All these years I've thought they said the RAPTURE was coming. Now that I understand, I'm stoked, too!
I wonder if there'll be T-Rex's?
csamw65 2 years ago
Love it. And you're right, there's no proof jesus wasn't an raptor!
dominictemple 2 years ago 13
Steel age. Yeah...
Heheheblalala 2 years ago
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"He loved us so much he came" ROFLMAO
DazedConfused989 2 years ago
Haha oh the internet! Gotta love it ;)
Rubiscube69 2 years ago
LOL.
Um what's the song in this?
ASPARAGUSVOYAGER 2 years ago
@ASPARAGUSVOYAGER ABBA, Gimme Gimme Gimme (Man after midnight.)
TheRationalizer 2 years ago
Funny stuff :D
Gliktch 2 years ago
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ummm.....you mean Steel age myths.......Christianity orginated durning the steel age during Roman Empire......you just proved how dumb you are then......so you have no room to talk.
BladeValant546 2 years ago
hahha steel age.... hahahahah! the Iron Age is the prehistoric period in any area during which cutting tools and weapons were mainly made of iron or steel
your beliefs are still prehistoric.... and retarded haha
indigoskrubz 2 years ago 3
@indigoskrubz And Atheistism also predate christianity. Its a greek term which means anti theist and they were hate back during the greek days.
BladeValant546 1 year ago
@BladeValant546
Looks you are still in the pwn age
kaminarigaston 2 years ago
Nice. I liked it.
Dascoe 2 years ago
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Wow....ignorance shows even more with your response.....I had enough....soon you will realize how dumb it is that you rather cause divison and maybe we can move on until you learn respect....I have no further dealings.
BladeValant546 2 years ago
Now that was funny i will admit. I no sense of humor is agfainst God lol jk
BladeValant546 2 years ago
I laughed pretty hard at the circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works part haha awesome
Skepnostic 2 years ago 2
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but your not gonna change our minds by mocking us either...that you must agree...and i am not the christian who mocks yall just to end that. Just saying that you know there just seems to be increaseing hostility atleast where i live against christians. Yall try to see it from my perspective....I undertstand where you are coming from but by mocking us and showing that you think were stupid isnt gonna solve the problem if there is one present.
BladeValant546 2 years ago
oh have a sense of humor.
AHughman08 2 years ago 28
and stop putting "yall" in ur messages, see how much easier and less annoying it is when u put ur in?
the reason he mocks you is because you still belive a invisible man controls everything, your entitled to that view just as we are entitled to think you a retard
ljs2k7 2 years ago 37
@ljs2k7 there's nothing wrong with the word y'all, I live in the South, I'm also an Atheist, y'all is just a word in Southern American English that just happens to be a contraction of the words you all, It's easier to say and just slips off the tongue in speech and off the keyboard in type. Hell, I even write the word y'all in cases of creative writing, it's just a word, not some "dumb redneck thing", come to the South and you'll hear y'all all the time.
calthopian 1 year ago
@calthopian Dude that comment was like a year ago
ljs2k7 1 year ago
you are stupid. you are convinced by bronze-age myths...
sound like stupid to me.
thisguysajerk 2 years ago 5
.... but your beliefs are retarded... if you didn't have such funny beliefs we wouldn't laugh so much hahaha
indigoskrubz 2 years ago
@BladeValant546 mocking christian/religious idiots from expessing thier border line retarded comments, push us further from the christian dark ages. i want to know what scientist can discover. if christians did not express thier stupid opinions scientist would not have to spend time refuting thier brain dead ideas. a christian is a disease, we might not be able to cure one afflicted by it but we can repress the spread of the disease!!!
hellasow 1 year ago
@hellasow Again you have proven yourself just as bad as any religious person.....wait.....you are acting dogmatic....hence religion. If it make people happy let them have it.....you should be concentrating on Extremists not the peaceful always helping the poor and starving people, that do it cause they believe its the right thing to do. Ahugman funny stuff.....but it only attract bigots and personally you are way more rational than this.....figure out how to obtian peace through tolerance.
BladeValant546 1 year ago
@BladeValant546 If it makes people happy, let them have it? Does that include gay marriage for gay people who want to get married? Because religious people don't want to let them have that. If people want to believe in something that isn't provable, fine, but if they want their beliefs to affect how others live, not fine.
Pokarot 1 year ago
@BladeValant546 There's no problem. Christians as well as all Theist have crazy beliefs and scientifically minded people like to tell you you're wrong. Just like if you believed in Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy. I hope that's helpful :-)
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@bigboy45454545 Well, if are prideful to admit you know everything about the universe so be it. But I for one never proclaim i have Infinite knowledge of the universes workings. And also you lead of the assumption that science is atheistic in which its not. Atheism is a Philosophical belief something SCIENCE cannot prove or disprove. Science and Philosophy should not mix. If they do you get Creationism and Materialism...sigh both of which are end of free thinking.
BladeValant546 1 year ago
@BladeValant546 Sorry loser, your assumptions are wrong. Atheism isn't a belief. Atheism is only a rejection of magic Gods because of a complete lack of evidence for such things. Science doesn't disprove Gods, just as it wouldn't disprove Santa Claus. Science tells us only what's demonstrably real, it doesn't disprove the supernatural. Thanks for getting it so wrong as Theists do. Now say hello to the invisible man who lives in the sky for me.
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@bigboy45454545 No my assumptions are not wrong, that is literally were the word stems from unless your calling the University wrong. And no Science prove only what is real which is true. It however cannot prove or disprove a deity or any kind. Learn to use your reason, and get along with people. But I bet being nice to people that is different to hard, someday people will evolve and learn that selflessness and tolerance is best way to go and leave philosophy to the personal choice.
BladeValant546 1 year ago
@BladeValant546 Whatever you say retard. My little talks here on YouTube with Theists trying to protect the feelings of their invisible man who lives in the sky, are usually with males 18-24. Or as I call you guys "Dumb fucks". Listen up? Atheism is a belief like bald is a hair color, or non-stamp collecting is a hobby. Many dictionary meanings come from the Christian World view, and are wrong. Look at a few more, you'll come across the correct one. See you in the funny pages, I'm out.
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@bigboy45454545 HAHAHA i bet you could not last two minutes in a debate with anyone else that are quite intelligible. Judging by your ego, you hid behind quite well....atleast I am willing to admit I might be wrong.
BladeValant546 1 year ago
@BladeValant546 Atheists only seem arrogant to deluded Theists such as yourself. There are no intelligent people with beliefs in magic Gods, just like there's no intelligent adults who believe in Santa Claus. Oh and a debate requires evidence to back ones view, so debating a Theist isn't really done. It's more like telling the believer why their beliefs are unfounded. I hope that helps a lot. And you're not persecuted in your beliefs. You're perceptions are simply wrong and without evidence.
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@bigboy45454545 But anyway thank you for proving to me that all Atheist are irrational d-bags.
BladeValant546 1 year ago
@BladeValant546 Nice inductive reasoning skillz.
1aaronaaron1 1 year ago
@BladeValant546 Could you give me your reasoning behind calling Atheism as a philosophical belife? My point would be that not beliving in something cant be clasified as a belife and therefore cant be a philosopical belifie.
Also I would point out that science and Atheism does have a lot in common as science is based on evidence and the reason a lot of people are atheist is because they use the sience approach in demanding evidence of a deity before they belive in it.
knuthoem85 1 year ago
@BladeValant546
Man,... you must of been home schooled. Go to real school and learn how to properly write then you may learn to realize there is no god!
Multimixvideos 1 year ago
@Multimixvideos If that makes you sleep at night XD,
BladeValant546 1 year ago
@Multimixvideos I'm sorry, I agree with the whole education stops religion point, but if you want to talk about learning to write, at least write properly. It's "must have" not "must of". The idea of "must of" comes from the pronunciation of "must've"
Wfftam 3 weeks ago
@BladeValant546 ''Yall'' redneck detected
machielste1 1 year ago
@machielste1 hey, black folks say y'all also. As do new york atheists with a southern mama, like me :)
Lily2U1515 1 year ago
I love the Ghostbusters vs. Jesus pic! This is a great compilation!
scythiconatron 2 years ago
I've got that "gay jesus shirt"...
sp4zzer 2 years ago
You know....I feel sorry for this world...I am christian...and it seems all you athiest care about is destorying us...you know....if you destroy us then you just destroyed many good people who had nothing to do with hurting in the past or anything dealing with loved ones dying or whatever...All i want is peace....I bet I will get flamed here like always rather than figuring out a way to coexist or maybe you listen to my points for a change I will be slandered .
BladeValant546 2 years ago
No they are not trying to destroy YOU, but religion.
The problem a lot of atheists have against religion is when religious nuts try to shove religion down our throats, when they involve religion into politics.
TurboDally 2 years ago 4
That's pretty sad, Blade. Listen to Turbo. Go on a job interview and declare you are an Atheist. Your odds of getting hired are about the same as getting run over by a 737 on a sidewalk 3 states away from home. And, yeah, Flammable. You're reading a redacted bible. I have one so old the latin is hard to follow. Says Unicorn. All the mistranslations and mistakes made are kinda obvious.
RyuDarragh 2 years ago 2
You think that changing your minds means destroying you? Do you think that all of the people who have been converted to Christianity have been destroyed? From the perspective of their previous worldviews, they have. Some atheists, myself included, want to improve people's lives by changing their worldview.
scythiconatron 2 years ago
my copy of the bible talks about wild ox at job 39-9, not unicorns...
flamablesteve 2 years ago
Good job! Glad I subbed.
DonQuixotedeKaw 2 years ago
I always loved calvin
it's been years since I last read one
on hind site it makes sense now
I always though he was just this cool evil little kid that was funny as hell
and his questioning gawd was just an excuse to not be good
but he's living life and enjoying it to the fullest
Shadizar666 2 years ago
hahaha bonus points
patrick888881 2 years ago
2:39 -> a scary and accurate image.
slipcurve 2 years ago 2
its my MSN background to one of my christian friends
DeemotheAtheist 2 years ago
the picture at 1:15 was good, they want it all as long as no featus is harmed
DeemotheAtheist 2 years ago
i love the skeptics annotated bible so much i just paused it when the image came up to write this comment
DeemotheAtheist 2 years ago
oh shit I missed the '92 rapture, sorry jesus
caseygtr 2 years ago
There so hard to keep track of these days, rapture here, rapture there. I'm starting to thing this whole thing is a fares.
XChillX42 2 years ago
I like this style of video that is a collection on many examples, both serious and funny. I hope more people try this approach in their videos.
NYatheist 2 years ago
actually, you should watch some of these videos on here that talk about the world ending. they're saying the world is going to end on December 21, 2009. Do you believe this at all? because i don't.
BlackTokyo21 2 years ago
they have another Armageddon, I guess they weren't happy with 2012
caseygtr 2 years ago
Well at least december 21 2009 is easier verifiable.
You've got to give it to them, at least they didn't move the goalpost further but closer this time.
BaileysBeads 2 years ago
oh i'm sorry i meant to say December 21, 2012. that's when they're saying the world is going to end. sorry! LOL!!!!
BlackTokyo21 2 years ago
The one at 2:42 is amazing.
trumasamune 2 years ago
*asks Christian*
"Do you believe in unicorns?"
-"No"
"Do you believe that everything in the Bible is true?"
-"Yes"
"You fail so hard it makes my side hurt from laughing."
XD
MagnusIan 2 years ago
Lucifer's Testicles...never heard of that one before...
JBSauce 2 years ago
I haven't seen some of those. Great compilation! Thanks for sharing :)
RationallyYours 2 years ago