President Bush Screw Ups

[Lifter85]

don't you love how they intentionally put one dumb fuck that cannot read a prepared speech for 8 years and then put another dumb fuck that can read a speech perfectly for 8 years but yet they are both screwing us up the ass either way (Bush and Barack)... the presidency is filled with puppets and bullshit, we need an independent in there, fuck democrat and republican

[BeingNobody1956]

i remember still when laura busted his face for snorting crack in the white house and he came up with that story about choking on a pretzle and smashing a coffee table on his face

[HaloDPboi]

So what he was funny, humor can be used in a good way, and I think the media attacked him way too much.

[maxs911]

I think he would make a better comedian then a president.

[TheSarahirene]

he got elected the second time so we could have more clips like this.

[edjumarq4]

and this man was our president...i feel embarrassed

[420captain]

I almost died 6 times from laughing to hard. My God this "being" was elected president 2 times. What a sad statement about the country I love. Lets get real people we need smart people as are presidents' . Lets get this country back on track. Starting by ending the wars,and then just as quickly if not quicker ending the drug war.Then cut the defense budget in at least half,and use that 300+BILLION dollars to help the USA.Legalize pot and tax it.We need to step into the future,and the futureisnow

[damo24now]

did everyone try and co exist with a fish peacefully like he asked

[musicmakemehappy]

@damo24now thats my favorite quote from him lol!

[damo24now]

@musicmakemehappy well did you. co exist peacefully with any fish?

[musicmakemehappy]

@damo24now i have actually.... i feed my fish today.... does that count? i hope it makes up for all the sushi O.O

[damo24now]

@musicmakemehappy it's easy to take the piss out of it, isn't it

[EvilMrDark]

5:07 lol

[EvilMrDark]

...if he is dumb, and he is...why you guys vote for him SECOND time????...btw, when some1 mention me USA, i make some sort of picture about word "USA"...guess what is first thing what i picturise ...?

[musicmakemehappy]

@EvilMrDark what???

[EvilMrDark]

@musicmakemehappy He was twice president of USA....why you guys vote for him second time?

[musicmakemehappy]

@EvilMrDark i didn't vote for him, old people did cause they're dumb. are you foreign?

[EvilMrDark]

@musicmakemehappy Yup...i'm from Europe :)



[Neeks4215]

If you think this is funny, just wait til Palin gets elected.

[XxTryHardnameXx]

TO DENY THEM THE RECRUITING TOOLS AND... RECRUITEMENTS!

[VeryHappyUniverse]

What's an OBGYN?

[JesusWasADerelict]

Greatest staand up comic ever, his jokes are the best!

..wait, he's the President?

[XxTryHardnameXx]

@JesusWasADerelict LOL

[larsy78]

why oh why did he stop using blow....=)

[Copimi]

'what goes on stays there or something like that' omfg!!!! this guy is a fucking comediant, i like him, yes i fucking do! he's one of very rare ppl that makes me laugh every time! just by being himself. gz bush, gz!!!!!

[sissybearsheba]

he reminds me of a 5 yr old trying to keep up with the adults

[drymukas]

Leader of America. No wonder the 1/2 of the country is retarded

[ch1aka2]

Are W and Palin related?

[UndisclosedCommenter]

@ch1aka2 they are so retarded

[WarriorInternationa1]

hahaha

[sujhon2010]

the worst president in the history of USA.. so sadd,, those white assholes voted from him.....

[Mirkwoodelves]

@sujhon2010

"voted from him"?

[Mattrules64]

at 4:37 LOL!

[MrSICKMOTHERFUCKER]

They all suck! they have kids to put through college and families difference is we hire all these losers. i ron paul is the only legit guy

[gigantafrique]

I think he's probably a nice guy, just not too bright.

[musicmakemehappy]

HOW DID HE GET ELECTED!!!

[azanudo]

maybe the half-plus-one of americans are like him, so sad.

[damo24now]

@musicmakemehappy his brother

[campingoncampus]

what a dumbass

[trianglepoint]

liberal's are a bunch of fool's they will never learn.....WE THE PEOPLE...RUN ..THIS COUNTRY......NOT...THE goverment,..the people WILL RULE,...you will get it ...eventually...we run YOU

[trianglepoint]

great president and a human being a real AMERICAN

[gucker07]

bush will never be hated by a majority of americans because he is just too goofy for that. the hate is reserved for cheney.

[xqyzii]

damn from watching this video you'd think he's a comedian of some sort.

[mcbreensnz]

do the yanks know what they voted for? or worse they did know what they voted for.

[MKG22283]

BUSH=LEGEND I Wish britain had sum1 like him in charge total fuckin legend.

[DangerVonCoken]

the laugh track was a little more then unessisary cuz i spell so well..... he's such a badass tho he shoulda been an actor instead cuz people are always gunna love him.... he's hellarious and i've jacked off to him a few times

come on he's the best looking sense kenidy but uh a little less responcible i'd say

i bet if he was assasinated everyone would be laughing too hard to do anything else

i want to get stoned with him and make a puppet show..... this is the longest comment in the

[limpfster94]

u know he can't run again.... sadly

[The1CamBo]

BUSH/CHENEY 2012

[martxcmaniac]

he, is just a human being, people got to cut him some slack, he is just a bad public speaker. and that does not mean he is lacking intelligence...

[wezzy7hits]

what a fuck up he is =)

[lilchris012]

how did he become president

[cpk9999]

because he scammed the system

[nsra1933]

simple, because the two idiots running against him were bigger idiots than him.

[Bocafan18]

better question...how is he still alive?

[realneji4]

bush endlessly screwed up thruout his career

[t07alarconi]

are you havin burritos for lunch

[burpingtiger]

Dude, you guys have to stop ripping on this guy. Everyone fucking messes up, and it's fucking hilarious when he does.

[raymondelaw]

He was/is the funniest president ever. Some if his shit is classic. Plus, he got Saddam's ass.

[WHATTHESHITOMG]

I ODNT GIVE A FUCK  bush kept it gangster in every fuckin speach he did lol

[lukethespook55]

Most of those aren't screw ups... they're just random...

[luktenant13]

so what? they're funny!

[jacobkreitzer3]

this is why you dont tell young kids they can do whatever they want when they grow up

[imagineifitried]

gonna miss bush

[Seinisonacsi]

I would like Bush to remain for another term. It was so funny watching this video and if he would have stayed, more funny Bush moments would have been recorded. Obama isn't that funny.

[logic2reason]

its clear you dont have a clue what your government is doing to you. sure, the bush is a total retard, but the jokes on you. he represents you and makes your decisions. your money system is falling, and te world hates you. why on earth would you want him in again? for entertainment? wtf, go play outside with your kids. let a real fuking president run this counrty. your attitude is so repulsive it amazes me

[CoolRunningsMAN]

well if ur so fucking smart y dont u run for president ass. i would like to see what u can do for our country

[prchmonky4life]

for ALL of you guy's information and to clear up any shit you think, 1 person can't fuck the economy up, it took the whole congress (which includes democrats, dumbasses) so don't blame 1 person on MANY ppls mistakes. ya so what, he fucks up a lot, it's kind of funny to watch but he still knows what the fuck he's talking about.

[mavaniNYC]

time to pack his shit up and LEAVE

[mavaniNYC]

dont look at me, i didnt vote for him

[BizzloJoyish]

I seriously love that man.

[nowwithmorekick]

He is why you should stay away from hard drugs.

[sbrna]

Just think...for the past 8 years...he represented americans. HA. what a joke.

[androidestereo]

How the hell did this happen?

[DrexT10]

Haha this guy is so fucking STUPID!!

He really should've been a standup comedian not a president!

[hibrahim86]

It may be funny to you guys, but look how many people died because of his stupidity. Ya I am an American citizen and was born in the U.S, but if I was an american by nationality, I be embarrassed. I'm middle eastern by nationality, and bush's stupid speeches pisses me off.

[DRV275]

I kind of want McCain to win just so we can get more funny clips of him saying stupid stuff like Bush.

[KyeBruce]

LMAO, best comment ever.

[smithhedgehog]

this is frightening...all that power...

[Boichuahsang]

lol,, THis guys funny

[bulletproofassassin]

....just imagine if someone threw a bomb on your house and killed your parents, your brothers, sisters or you...they won't ever live again, they won't have a second chance...all this for money, big amounts of money, how did we all come to this?..is this funny...no it's not!

[aesineous]

by the way good luck with learning english its pretty tough i know...

[bulletproofassassin]

How could someone vote for ths retard, I mean, he has the world in his hands, how could someone put the faith of the entire world in this stupid!....I don't know who surprises me the most, If Bush or the ones who vote for bush...this is no funny this is sad and really really pisses me off!...half a million civilians have died in Irak.....HALF A MILLION

[radlabaff]

well my guess is he's being controlled by his advisors, he's just a muppet. The real worlds emperors are his advisors

[aesineous]

You call our president stupid when you cant even spell Iraq, not to mention your lack of proper english grammer.

[bulletproofassassin]

You spell "Iraq"...but actually both of them are correctly, in México the correct way is Irak....for example you say Germany but in Germany they say Deutschland...si it's not my mistake ok?....then....I'm from México dude, and I'm just learning English...sory for my lack of english...but you understood everything I tried to say Didn´t you?.....but that's irrelevant, the main theme here is that Bush in stupid, are you deffendind him?

[aesineous]

well im not talking about other languages...im talking about the english language...as far as defending him...yes, people make mistakes....doesnt mean they are dumb or stupid. i graduated with full honors and i slip up from time to time, sometimes from being nervous, stress, dry mouth...hes not perfect nor is any man, but he tries, and thats what matters....he hasnt given up, despite all the name calling and negative ratings...he still stays strong...thats what my point is....

[KeleStanley]

whats a "recruitament"?

[greekcuty66]

lmao i luv when he can't get out of the room XD

[u2nation2001]

LOL!!! He is like a stand up comedian!!!!

[nas6669]

@u2nation2001 a stupid stand up comiedian

[mr559]

Bush is a "Lame Duck".

[jdoggerz]

Bush should team up with Beavis and Butthead, that would be funny. It will be really funny when Bush is impeached and charged for his war crimes.

[aSurlyPotato]

1:19 - SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE.

[gab122412]

lol

[Kicroo]

XDD Yeah, after his last term is up, Bush can be one hell of a comedian.

[bobislav85]

the greatest stand up comediant ever...izzard, carlin are (was) nothing compare to bush

[loophole321]

Bush is a tool for the Republican party.

The sad thing is that these are only a handful of his screw ups.

This is what happens when you mix "church and state".

[brom297]

He is really not that bad though

[Joker753159]

lmao bush is funny XD

[BeatleMonkeegirl15]

ahahaaaha!!! omg that was great! XD

[Vanadeo]

Wow this worlds going to fuck.

[TheMasses101]

"They want us to leave, that's what they want us to do. And I think the world would be better off if we did leave...i mean didnt...did...uhh if we left the world would be worse."

-President Bush:)

[santilian]

is he for real the leader of america?

[Vincrecia]

unfortunately yes :(

[stephanilli]

but not much longer (thank god)

[Vincrecia]

lol true =DD

[GirlHeroBoyZero]

@santilian sad, isn't it?

[bellrajr2]

not funny, only sad ....

[dln3472]

I wonder if he knows how dumb he is...recrudiments? I would love to have just one free swing...

[redkiller675]

one for me too!

[metzzenUSwNL]

dude how the FUCK IS HE OUR PRESIDENT????

[djaxium1]

he wouldnt get anywhere being a comedian because people dont laugh at comedians' stupidity they laugh at the jokes

[fdo0826]

muahahahaha he should be a comedian on his spare time.

[uaesrt8]

hes a fkin idiot LOL

[happymyster]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[F3ath3r3dS3rp3nt]

"Last night, Jeb and I had some crabs". OMFG! I hope he realized how wrong that sounded.

[bubbleguminator]

geez, is he a comedian or da fucking president of the united states?

[F3ath3r3dS3rp3nt]

BOTH!

[chipmunkman2]

Lmao

[utoobe08]

Pres. G Bush Jr is obviously not a charismatic speaker.... But 1 hell of a comedian.

[sunstart11]

bay bay gun

[wank737]

why did u put in the subliminal messages?

this video should be banned for it.

you never know what shit people write in subliminal messages.

[subtvtnt]

world would be better of if we did live...lol the truth is coming out his mouth by force!!!

[cannonsfade]

best comment.. subtvtnt

[thundermidget1]

i lol'd

[TTpokerTT]

how the hell did this guy get re-elected!?

[Callofdoodoo]

how did this moron graduate what a dumb bag of shit

[SDFXD]

Damn dis guy is whacked!

[jahcut]

at first i felt like laughing, but it quickly became so pathetic, and then even faster....scary! that's gotta be the dark side of the american dream......anyone can become anything.....

[djfu74]

"It just seems like I was here yesterday.

I was.

Kinda."

[ShadowReeves]

this man leads a nation?

[djfu74]

That's what I've been asking myself since he sent troops to Iraq after 9/11.

[phaneuf91]

bush is awesome and really funny

[qwertzy1111]

wow, thats impressive. roflmao

[BellaBear04]

1-2--3----4 .....its easy to see a tide turn

is it time for him to leave office yet????

[xHappygolucky]

there wouldnt be that comm...comie...that "kick" to our economy.

[iFought]

lol

[xilovebrookex]

good old bush

[hackerhell900]

he has a good sence of humor

[vitt209]

oh man i remember once he a news reporter ask him " why havent we found bin laden yet?" and GW bush said " cause hesss ummm hideing"

[bartjebeltegoed]

He would do much better being a commedian than a president!

[sheppy66]

eww i hate how he winks! creepy x[

[guitargilie]

uh... i got to go to vegas

[xkillxtimmyx]

Hahaha it's amazing how stupid he is.

[Evilone5234]

Recruitiments

[JUKIO01]

at 1:50 he was about to crack up

[cmbsoldja]

This dude is a comedian, love that shit

[PossiblySane]

1... uh... 2 .. uh 3..... uh.... oh 4!

[Lipton314]

i like turtles !!!!!!

[banjojunkie]

america voted for him! hahah i like to fish too!!

[banjojunkie]

hahahahahah! America voted for him! i like to fish 2!

[secretcutter]

we dont need a president who cant talk. he is a fucking fag. so to him FUCK A DOG

[secretcutter]

bush is a fag

[irfan261]

bush is an idiot.

[YoungMathias573]

75% are those weren't screw ups... you people try way to hard to make fun of our president

[OmniLegends]

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA what an IDIOT..this is like..genius unscripted comedy! no wonder they voted him in for a second term >.> can't lead for shit, but at least he's fun to laugh at.

[prettyboygonya]

nice video

[inlinepr]

a country is as good as its leaders

[smnk3]

You could'nt belive he is leader of USA...

[fashiongirl235]

lol i like 2 fish...

[iluvpunisher]

poor dude he cant speak well, but hes not an idiot

[iluvpunisher]

poor dude everyone hates me i really dont though

[cupid1984]

where did he learn english? His oral skills are poor in comparison to his predecessors.

[Bobertoq]

What did he do at 0:38?

[Meinatube]

Does Bush ever remind you of Porky Pig?

[SKYLINE12345671]

lol wat an ass

[wtfineed3]

wot a big shit!!

soz...shit its better than him

[aNImedude345]

why the fuck was he re-elected?

asshole.....

[dannyfromethio]

what an idiot!! I can't believe he's the president.