Horrific blender accident

[PilotRedSun]

*cough*

Joe smoke. Don't breathe this.

[mountaingoat47]

i bet ya ted smoked a blend before he shot this.

[SpaceHopperCopter]

Ahaha! I think this is my favourite.

[sk1nt1cket666]

Is the blender ok?

[FalconKPD]

....no....

[youmama68]

but wil it blend?

[s654voe13]

i think this is the first dramatic NO!

[razzamattazz]

First accident video with the trademark "no"! :D

[yoshihawv]

"No!..."

[floydy22]

Tedcrusty your a fucking sad homo that has nothing better to do than to make these shit vids!! Everyone who likes them can kiss my arse cos i dont give a fuck, these videos are worse than getting rick rolled!! I'd rather rub my cock on a cheese grater than to watch shit vids like this!!

[courtneykaydavis]

@floydy22 just because youre a sick individual who actually wants to see people dead in blenders doesnt mean you got to go trollin all over the damn place.

[floydy22]

@courtneykaydavis I think your SAD for liking these videos!! HOMO

[jbench2]

@floydy22 i completely agree this vid is shit :-(

[floydy22]

@jbench2 glad someone agrees! im sick of stumbling across this sad twat on youtube who keeps throwing a pair of trousers and jumper around his house! Its obvious he has no friends!!

[razzamattazz]

@floydy22 In other news, you're a cunt!

[theElectr0ne]

@floydy22 a man brutally died in a blender! how dare you post a mean comment like that! RIP JOE :(

[ImportLegends16]

@floydy22 Daaaaaaaammmnnn dude you must really like to see people die if you keep coming across his stuff. How about you just don't click on it when you see it pop up? That just MIGHT solve your problem

[UncaTuck]

lol

[glados360]

No!

[xxluwayxx]

i saw this on my recommendations and prayed it was ted crusty

[floydy22]

@xxluwayxx sad fucker

[R33DY94]

But will it blend?

..

Well yes, yes it will..

[MrSmithyistheman]

how did this happen to joe ? the blenders not turned on

[Anthrax80m8]

BUT

*puts on sunglasses"

WILL IT BLEND?

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

[kevista117]

BLOOD! Where is the blood!

[TheColorPaul]

Press "1" Repeatedly for "My nuts".

[RiiBzxX]

Smoooothiiiiie xD

[quarterxchange]

I feel sorry for Joe. He just wanted to blend in.

[MA78MUSIC]

Joe is a very unlucky man.

[afroboy757]

Smoothay

[triforce564]

Looks like he's

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*

blending in.

YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA!!!!!!!!!

[witeksworld]

NO I LOVE HOW HE SAYS THAT NO NO NO NO NO

[comcube13]

So I'm NOT the only one!

[TalulahsDaddy]

Hey Joe... what you doin with that... oh. OH!  Oh No Joe!

[ramenoodleops]

Press '8' FOR "Nnnoh!"

[Snadiful]

Will It Blend? Thats The Question!

[ZxTxMaGiKz]

why is there a porn magazine on the table?

[tyranidbattlemage]

im gonna push the joe button

joe smoke! dont breathe this.

yes joe blends

[Reiincarnation]

I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO ME!!!

[smachey100]

nooo lol

[LovelyAssasin]

WTF LOL haha

[beechface1]

LOL

[suppaduppajerk]

he sounds lik stewie

[MrCatimen]

Can it blend ? Joe

[TheLifeOfTommy]

Loks like joe is...

*puts on shade*

Blending in

YEEEEEHAWWW

[Razorblade2511]

Not a very smooth move. He just wanted to blend in :/

[JohnnyAmerica14]

Have you ever noticed you never see him and joe at the same time? CONSPIRACY?!?!!?......*gasp* no!

[attackzack9597]

we would have believed it if there was blood in the blender

[SuperShot95]

No....

[pepearcano]

Joe... Will it Blend?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joe9013]

Did he blend ?

[lutanicz]

press 8 all the time

[TahoeSouthShore]

Joe!!!!! you dont make smoothie by inserting your hands!

[fantagefan24]

there's a lesson here: never let that joe person in the video above do ANYTHING by himself,or rather dont leve him alone...

[jeffddow]

just press 8 you dont have to watch the rest :D

[1990RST]

I feel sorry for Joe - He just wanted to blend in :)

[emobunny99]

@1990RST Hahahaaa... funny.

[katcrawley121]

@1990RST

good one!

[Theshadow4554]

@1990RST *puts on glasses*

YEEEEAH!

[clarebesty]

.....no :) haha



[qwertycrazify]

press 22228

[SentryGoinUp]

XD how did he get his whole torso in that thing?!

I freaking love your vids man, im subscribing

[marioluigi1234567]

ey joe how yo doin wit dat smoooday

[sigve314]

Press 8 to hear the best part !

[arcadeportal32]

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[wildkatsrule06]

PRESS 8 REPEATEDLY

[awesomnator]

But will it blend?

[BaBangX1000]

joe flavored smoothie... id buy it

[TheMisterHarlequin]

@ankan127 Well it kinda did blend but you gotta ask yourself something. Are you the person who thought it was half finished or the type of person who thought it was half started?

[davidmclo]

NO! ...How... when....what.  FUCK!

[ankan127]

Will it blend that´s the question 

[dylongraves1337]

how...

[slipknotrsd445]

thumbs up for this brit saying smuvvey

[hayleighism]

Joe seems to be getting on with quite a few things :L

[chavajr99]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE first you put a pants folded second the sneakers dosent mach this is fake man

[alessio5467]

fakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[xsonnysx214]

@alessio5467 dude its suspose to be a joke ....

[TheGarfield0]

@alessio5467 well done captain obvious, you solved the mystery

[petrietri]

Joe smoke. Don't breath this

[TheHermitcrab101]

i guess it proves HE WILL BLEND!

[Toedoog]

I don't think anyone could pull that off no matter how hard they tried. Especially without any blood.

[EternalTwilighters]

press 7 for the no!

[DisneyBlackJet]

...What are the ODDS?! XD

[firelord699]

Hey Davian Thule, how are you getting on killing the Tyranids? .... No..

[Danomite0001]

That smoothie sure does look good! =p

[noal63]

But the question is... Will it blend? Yes.

[MrJerico890]

one day he is going to post a video that is real and catches us all off gaurd lol

[TheMarblegirl101]

nnno!

[lilcuteness10]

haha he said smoofie haha

[lilcuteness10]

no



[TheOMGcat1001]

LOL XD

[MikeDaCoolest877]

joe isnt a pussy but he probably has a vagina now

[ANGIEandMINITOYfilms]

......................no

[MrFireball88]

no

[Spartanslayer1]

Joe wears really weird shoes.

[freezie411]

wow joe must be an idiot

[jadriene95]

i wish joe was justin bieber

[Metalfeak3]

Will it blend? That is the question.

On a side note, Joe's dick is now gone.

[trollmuncher]

tosser!!!

[foofighters1996]

WILL IT BLEND?!

[mikevaneck1]

@foofighters1996 lets try ted in the blender!!! do us all a favour!!

[xoulZz]

owned.

[george77772moons]

TURN IT ON

[MLcole1000]

listen tto wow he says smoothie at 1:00

[nerfer0619]

how retarted your avrage joe is

[9000sw]

mario would say

no

[steph5415]

hehe you say smoothie funny

[ptpker]

No.

[jinxed420]

I think your imaginary buddy joe, just likes to kill himself. He needs some counseling

[KillaCoolio7]

I love how he say smoothie xD

[baconbag]

@KillaCoolio7 I'm gonna watch a moooovie

-Austin Powers

[liljohn560]

@KillaCoolio7 You can tell he's trying to hold in pissing himself :D

[hephestus1000]

NOOOOOoooooo.......

[maskmario10]

lol I know a guy named Joe that I play jokes on. I can't wait to show him this.

[applejuiceZOMG]

Ah yes. Getting stuck in the blender while making a smoothie. Classic.

[Roman8880]

LOL!!!

[TheDoomSquid]

ahahahahahaahahahahhhhaa!!! brilliant!

[glitchman161]

Humans... Will it Blend?

[onebighoe]

wtf?!?!?!

[brycethedudeable]

no!

[Jacob546546]

Yuck.... Human smoke! Don't breathe this.

[Mysticalseacreature]

I LOL'ED really hard at the way he has inserted the legs in the blender

[DjCandyApple]

hey joe how you ge-en on wiv vat schmoovie?

[Flush333]

awesome, this is Ted's first video ending with the trademark "nnho"

[NZAlmighty]

IT'S FUNNY COS IT'S BAD.

IT'S GOT LOTS OF VIEWS COS IT'S RANDOM

BUT WHY IS HE CALLED JOE???

YOU'RE RACIST TO PEOPLE NAMED 'JOE!'

OMG.

[kenjikenjisons]

IT BEGINS

[RoTy4life]

Hey Joe......... noo

:D

[Poisonnachos]

The lost TedCrusty videos are "Horrific Hoover Accident" and "Man impaled by parasol". Find them!

[james3515]

lol

[APH92]

hahaha sooo funny

[kojongau]

hahahahha

[petrietri]

Don't Breathe This

[Cantrox]

hahahahaha lol



[lootordie]

human smoothe

[sondre523]

IS THIS REAL

[colfanta98]

I like that he wears 2 different shoes.

[foxboy8276]

listen to him at 0:07 hes like ''no''

[StreetHerning]

@foxboy8276 Omg, you're fast!! -.-

[ashley1764]

Hay joe, how is yohr smoovie going <3

[jikyuryoku]

America > England

[OTHsmallvillefan]

@jikyuryoku nnnnnooooooooooo 

[xxxKERNKRAFT400xxx]

@jikyuryoku duh

[the1withskilz]

no...

[R3MIXKILL]

oops he doesn`t readed the instuction.... he was blond

[missijust]

No !!!!!

[ricecracker966]

how did this get so many views....

[123ratchet]

...NOhh

Haha i like this one!!

[emanuelismylove]

@ilooklikeppl true!!!

Lol

[Aiden1504]

LOL

[emanuelismylove]

How can Joe be alive in all these videos!!!!!

Datz wht I dnt get???

Iz he a fkkn alien???

Lol

Live da vids

[ilooklikeppl]

@emanuelismylove in south park kenny dies in every video.... lol

[totalele]

lol

[oxXSn1perXxo]

Hey Joe how about that smoothie?

Joe: VVVVVVVVV!!!

No!

[GamerGuyM]

NO?....

[oznhack]

that NO is priceless =))

[SuperKnifeable]

the blender made me laugh.....

[hadesthedog14]

I come in the room and you watching justin bieber ..... No

[MrFreefonix]

hey how you geting on with the smoothie.... no

[peidoatomico]

looool

[Swampertchamp]

Yes,he blends

[strippedgoose]

omg lol

[TeKnO2BaEr]

@Familypie123 all im saying y they wasting every bodies time with these stupid videos....

[makennaandbrayden]

do something with ur life loser!

[TheKaiTik]

@makennaandbrayden he is doing something with his life, instead of commenting videos like a critic :P

[daniel1397]

fuck... you... ted... crusty

[mario2980]

maybe you should have trained joe how to use the blender before letting him do it on his own

[TeKnO2BaEr]

@Familypie123 dont be a grammar nazi.....and not 5 im old enough to be mature thats y this is retarded and wasting everyones time.....and u also waste my time......and most ppl dont read comments so how can i waste their time if they dont read it......

[zipt2]

Thumbs up if you noticed there wasn't any blood in the blender but half a body.

[ashdog66]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY (not sarcastic)

[FabuleuxFab88]

nnno

[TeKnO2BaEr]

FAKE and GAY

[eviltube1111]

@TeKnO2BaEr no, this is real

[TeKnO2BaEr]

@eviltube1111 if its real then ur not a duescsh bag but u r so this is abiviosly fake and gay......

[raz0racanine]

nnnnnnnnnnnnno!!

[SmoothJkilla54]

ahh dont you just hate it when this happens

[cyberstrike2027]

A Psychologist would have a field day with this guy. He clearly has no friends with which to socialise since he has all this free time to make these videos about his fabricated friend "joe", but in all of them joe is mutilated somehow. Who is Joe? Stab in the dark: his stillborn twin who still claims his parents' favour and attention, with belittling "if only your twin survived" frequently made as response to ted's activities; afterwhich he makes another of these videos...

just a guess lol