How men talk to women

[GoodGirlxxxx]

mhmm.. 

[ZeeshanKhan1345]

hahahahah...OMG i can't stop laughing

[Esharido]

I have to try this in real life

[SaveMeMoon]

WHY DO I ALWAYS END UP ON THE WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE?!?!?!?!?

[angel92gr]

teleiooo

[AlekSensej]

So simple hey so dam funny.

[Pgcito]

UNITED WE STAND

[MrBastilleDay]

GOD BLESS THIS MAN!

[G0neguy]

HAHAHAHAHA...the dude was in the bathroom xD....reminds me of the video i saw where the guys phone starts ringing and its a pic of a hot ass bitch and another walks into the room and the guy with the phone says "ur wife called"

[Wimpoman]

lol

[JustThink00]

I am the king of this sort of thing. My subconcious can basically have a conversation all by itself. My brain is so well trained that I can be completely ignoring you and yet the moment you ask a question I'll wake up and give an answer to it so that you have no idea I'm not paying attention.

[Meresortsitar]

@JustThink00 What if I ask you - what was I just talking about?

[JustThink00]

@Meresortsitar

some part of my subconcious picked up a few bits and pieces, which are enough for me to bullshit my way out of it. I act confident and give them this look like "are you serious?" and they start feeling stupid for asking and drop it.

[Meresortsitar]

@JustThink00 'Yes, I'm serious! What was I just talking about?'

Or if you're asked: 'What do you think?'

[JustThink00]

@Meresortsitar

depends on the situation. you can sometimes get away with a shrug and an "I dunno" when asked "what do you think?".

All I can say is that I almost never have any problems.

[Meresortsitar]

@JustThink00 I actually asked you these questions for a reason. Because I feel pointless to talk if no-one listens / is interested in it - and I find out that the other hasn't been listening very easily. If you failed to answer 'what was I just talking about?' and constantly told me "I dunno" as an answer of an opinion then you'd be busted for me. And I would then just not talk (to you).

You might be good at not listening, but I assure you - a good listening skill is much more useful one.

[JustThink00]

@Meresortsitar

psh. hardly. We live in a world of mindless chit chat and people who love to obsess over trivial things. Listening to that would waste time and rot the mind. Tuning that out is nothing short of a survival mechanism for the soul.

however if my opinion is important, and frequently so, then the odds are that the conversation has a degree of depth and thus it also has my attention.

[Meresortsitar]

@JustThink00 Well I didn't think of it like that actually :). True that if you only hear mindless chit chat you'd want to turn it off. I think people of my country tend to be less talkactive overall (it's the thing with nordic people) than in the US and so tell less mindless chit chat. To me (dunno exactly if it's personal or cultural) it's important to tell something that has a point for the listener. It's either an interesting story, funny, or an opinion etc.

[Meresortsitar]

@JustThink00 PS. I agree that many people tend to obsess over trivial things. (There is less mindless chit chat here but I don't claim there isn't any).

[amrmonster]

xD

[Punk4kids]

why couldn't he talk in the restroom ?

[edyoung44]

@Punk4kids is that even a valid statment?

[talligalli]

@Punk4kids for bad noises?

[TheExpertanalysis]

@Punk4kids To avoid the skidmarks

[h2overit]

Your video is awesome! And it IS true as strokjis stated. It gave me a good laugh and I'm a woman (but not on the other end of the line.) LOL You 'guys' never hear us anyway. Soooo funny!

[CraigAndrewRimmer]

hahahahaahhaa fukcing awesome!!!!!!!!

[blay7e]

It's always a nice sight to see a cock hungry 10yo labeling everything as male. Take your gay fetishes somewhere else little guy. Nowadays 10yo: they know eeeeeeeeeeeverything. Even how the universe works, however they do not know there are 2 sexes of the species called human on this planet, both of them residing everywhere in the net. You wannabe derptarded troll should just go back to rolling back and forth in the baby chair.

[TheDezmona]

@blay7e I'm confused what your comment is about...

Is it supposed to be a specific person or to all 10y olds ? O.o

[blay7e]

@TheDezmona To all iknowitall 10yo's who think they know everything :D

[TheDezmona]

@blay7e And what does cock hungering and gay fantasies have to do with that o.O

[matschmerko]

Uhmmm ahummm... hmmm!

[Somethingcrappy]

Someone should invent an cellphone program that says "hmm" "mhm" "mm" every 2 seconds so that you could just open the program and leave the phone on the table.

[SVURulez]

What a lie. Everyone knows men can't multitask.

[leanonme1]

@SVURulez He wasnt multi tasking because he wasnt actually talking.



[ashkibala1]

@SVURulez i talk on the phone and draw at the same time without losing the focus on any of those tasks :)

[afriranger]

Well, we as man have no choice to do things like this, because women just don't ever shut their hole!

[Mariexcer]

It was his mom telling how loser he is...

[iTrollThis]

@Mariexcer Experience uh?.

[Mariexcer]

@iTrollThis No, I have watched too many videos like that to avoid losers like you. :)

[iTrollThis]

@Mariexcer Someone who watches too many videos aint a loser? lul.

[Mariexcer]

@iTrollThis This is a rethorical question, you stupid little boy.

[iTrollThis]

@Mariexcer Plz... take a look at urself dumbo.

[Mariexcer]

@iTrollThis I'm awesome. And you are a gay loser. :D

[iTrollThis]

@Mariexcer Your awesome in the and totally gay in the ass right?

[Mariexcer]

@iTrollThis I'm a girl, you stupid faggot, that's why you're a stuppid dumb, little boy, and if I ever take something it is going to be infront not in my ass, like faggots like you take it.

[iTrollThis]

@Mariexcer Yeah right! ur a girl trapped in man's body. What a queer.

[Mariexcer]

@iTrollThis LOL why would I watch this video if I wasn't a girl? Now you are suspect to be gay LMAO

[iTrollThis]

@Mariexcer "suggestion video", So u finalled came out of the closet girl with a penzor?. What a shemale.

[Mariexcer]

@iTrollThis LOL what a goober, how old are you 12? Such childish answers lol

[iTrollThis]

@Mariexcer If im 12 u must be 40 but still retarded, and gay.

[Mariexcer]

@iTrollThis You are the retarded faggot one who still think that I am a dude, you dumb ass...

[iTrollThis]

@Mariexcer lolz u must be a total loser. You always reply within an hour or even less. Do you still believe ur a girl? HA! GOOD JOKE. What a gaylord.

[Mariexcer]

@iTrollThis Hahaha so I'm the loser one when you are the stupid boy project that won't get that I'm a girl, if you had some brain on your big head you would know that I am a girl, just because I'm cussing you it doesn't mean I can't be a girl, and you are a loser dumb one lol what an ass!

[iTrollThis]

@Mariexcer Woot ur dilusional and a shemale. 

[Mariexcer]

@iTrollThis You're definately a teenager, a closed minded who thinks he knows everything. Whatever you say, little boy.

[unicornsplayxboxtoo]

ahaha im a girl and i always do this to guys that annoy me!

[avicennamusic]

@unicornsplayxboxtoo hi

[piropersonsunite08]

this is how me and my boyfriend used to be, exept he would talk and I'd just hmm-hm

[EuroInvicta]

I'm a woman and that's how I talk to most women too! I've gotten very good at feigning the correct facial expressions and sound effects, when in my mind I'm totally out to lunch!

[jordan3649]

The way that this was put together deserves a standing ovation.

[thunderup26]

Like this if KD sent ya : )

[FrankusDomesticus]

Durantula

[mofethegreat]

LMAO, this shit to damn real.

[frankiecgsw]

kevin durant!! hahah chillest baller there is

[dynamitesteel]

kD 0.0

[GRIFFINTHETALKBOY]

Kevin sent mr

[nasrdan]

KD! Haha

[Smackyobitch]

Thumps Up If Kevin Durant brought you here

[TheBroner1]

Kd!

[willcox5]

KD sent mehere too lol

[boss4haa]

durantula!

[joshytheman1]

Kevin Durrant Sent Me Here! Thumbs up!

[wizk0str]

KD!!!!!!

[kcmoj]

KD?

[frentress34]

KD Sent Me!!!!!!!!

[pepedef]

this is what kevin durant does when coach scott brooks is talking to him

[cbrunner6]

17 People who watched this are women...

[madkins593]

did KD bring you here?

[kaND3Girl]

lol...I hope not..BUT Kevin Durant said it was true

[poticedod]

Like if Kevin Durant sent you here

[pingchu29]

he sounds like a Sim

[chihuahuabebi]

LOL good one

[MrZdrastvuite]

@619anastasia the on at the phone is the woman which talk constantly, and her husband/boyfriend just went to the bathroom and gave the phone to that man which all he had to do is to say mhm,

Now you get it ?

[XtraGamerz]

wo, calm down there red necks aint done nothin to hurt you!

[FrostyLedeni]

@619anastasia go back to your village you red neck fat bitch...

[FrostyLedeni]

@619anastasia haha you stupid girl ...

[christineholmxb]

Hahaha, didn't see that one coming!! :-)

[jenchapple89]

LOL I'm a girl, but this is so true!!

[Timmevds]

okay that's just brilliant xD

[princesse0desert]

hehehehhehehehehehhe

[geirart]

HAHAHAHAH



[Finny1314]

oh dear D: I do that to my boyfriend sometimes >.<;

[infraball]

PAHAHAHAHA. :D

[Balnazzardi]

just bloody brilliant ;D

[wranglers575]

Awesome vid

[iuza2]

great

[0War0Zombie0]

Huh, 14 dislikes, looks like women were here, anyways, great clip.

[epicseizurenow]

To people who don't get it:

The clerk guy was just holding onto the phone so the guy could go to the bathroom. The woman wouldnt know because we're just sort of listening and say Mmm Hmm. The he got it back and she doesnt notice.

[JediWitness]

Totally true. I had a friend who fell asleep for FIVE hours while his GF was on the phone blabbing away about useless bullshit. I came back over 5 hrs later and woke him up JUST in time as she finally realized he was quiet and asked "You still there, are you listening to me??!!" He goes "huh.what.. oh yeah, I'm here".. mutes the phone and falls on the floor laughing. I took him 20 minutes to stop laughing enough to tell me what the hell happened, I could not believe it. They're pathetic, lol!

[wranglers575]

@JediWitness Wow thats just brilliant

[YoDeimos]

lol i did that once haha!

[Treylogan218BR]

that guy is ugly and has no throat lol

[Forgedelver]

Haha XD that's the way!

[privateryn14]

thumb up if u knew what he was saying!

[eiffelouvre]

ahahahaha



[tara8686]

:O:O:O:O:O

[LeonardoTador1992]

FUCK YEH. :D:D:D

[kuukuminjsh]

mhm :D yeah :D they are talking so :D fuckin' good...

[annime190]

Gaash! That`s funny! :D

[MrPohuij]

:D:D kruti

[strokjis]

Hilarious, the language of all men. Everyone understood what he was saying.

[94Jannis]

hahahhaha so genial!!!!!!

[XPloyt01]

The guy is pretending to listen to some woman on the phone while helping customers, and to top it off, he was covering the "conversation" for a customer until he was done using the bathroom.

[Bmeng7]

@XPloyt01 Thank you captain obvious

[XPloyt01]

@Bmeng7 and obviously it was obvious to you, was it not? Am I right Sargeant obvious? Obviously.

[Bmeng7]

@XPloyt01 No

[CallOfDutyOnlineWii]

LOOOL

[86bimblebug68]

Er, I don't quite get it.

[COR3YlD]

@86bimblebug68

and to anyone else who doesnt understand; the video is making a joke of how men never truly listen to what woman are saying, they just pretend to listen. the petrol station attendant is just going " mm hmm" while the woman is speeking, even though he's just doing it while that other bloke is going to the toilet, who is the person the woman is thinking she's talking to, because all men know how to pretend to listen she doesnt realise. hope i explained it clearly enough :p.

[daavisb]

LOL

[lbreakzl]

true true...

[vaniko931]

მაგარიააა :D:D:D:D

[Geebvs]

international video - everybody understands it! :D

[Imrankniazi]

@Geebvs Everybody feels the pain, bro! I am from a different continent and speak English as my third language and trust me this understanding is universal.

[eriks655]

hell yhea



[kristapstitovs]

:DDDD

[AGYrocks]

;DD

[sesilulu]

ვაიმეეე,ვიცინეე;))

[nilsp1996]

hah

[SkuuJa]

awesome :D

[MsSilverZ]

lol

[GovMentDan]

LOL very well thought

[ess94]

hahaaaa omg hilarious

[gordonjoe1]

@ess94 To judge from the covers of countless women's magazines, two topics stand out.

1 Why men are disgusting pigs.

2 How to attract men?

[doomdex8]

wow :))

[gaarax1000]

that reminds meof my boyfriend we're opposite!!!!!! XD

[vivcola]

i'm awoman but that is hilarious

[ESOTERICALADEPT]

i do that exactly, especially when she calls me at work(HELLOWWWW BITCH, I'M WORRRRRKKING), and I have customers to deal with.

[3Oh3metrostation]

lol i was wondering where this was going n i didnt expct tht. n the guy is really cute! i dont like it wen my relationships r one sided i actually lik hearing wat my boyfriend has to say but this is kinda common n freakin hilarious lolol

[Digitalis17894]

Haha nice

[Silversnow117]

Brofist*

[Lachdenan]

The only response to crazy feminist nags.

[batmanofni]

It's the bloke from 'Big Kids'. 

[aatayyab]

lolzzzzzzzz

[shozma]

Hahhahha

[lovelymeno]

WOW HahHA 

[slavicdragovtev]

loool

[honestbullet1]

ahh-ha ahh-ha next guy uhh-huh

[CropDuster33]

hahahahahahahahahahahaa

[HOODYWOODRECORDS]

Fucking!!! Classic!!!! LOL!!!!

[windstand]

OOOHH lol I get it now that was EPIC

[hmjustanaccount]

hahahhahh

[gratver]

@ lafeeclochette89clau

"No, you dont look fat in those pants"

Ever heard that then? ;)

[zerauj85]

this is just wrong ...lol...

[SergioSource]

fav'd

[Marinemauro]

like. how many words does women's dictionary include then?

[The1stPoster]

haha, women are stupid whores haha

[theazn07]

@The1stPoster and that's why you're single

[Alanassy]

@The1stPoster woah,ur angry cuz you never will have one :) ? sad...

[kkjhhkjhkj]

@The1stPoster I think that is an understatement my friend. 

[lovinliverpool]

hahahahaaaaaaaaa

[InHidden619]

Holy santa claus shit I didn't c that comin lol but in so many ways it's true lol

[KernsNoel]

hahahaha Epic, she don't listen much does she.

[maljam84]

haaaahahahahahaaahhahaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[Arabian0Shark]

hahahahahaha ... that is totally true !!! thumbs up

[SubconsciousGatherer]

Fucking STELLAR. Didn't see that coming.

[thevictor145]

#LOL

[insomniaBella]

haha...absolutely true.! I mean when women talk...whatever they say if their bf or husband or whoever disagrees with them they get maaad!! insane!! haha... the best solution!

[Alanassy]

@insomniaBella thats why we rule over them and they need to always agree with us :)) ;D

[AnimeCrazedd]

@loplopbunny haha, yeah that was a bit too much. I think i was drunk when I wrote that.. 0_o

[theskiesbelowme]

Exactly what I do....

[mtlakaso]

not a single word from this dude.I am going to do that.:DDDDDDDDD

[AnimeCrazedd]

It's kinda funny, but steriotypical, I don't talk a lot and I'm a girl, I know lots of guys that talk WAY too much, my brother for an example, he's more of a girl then me, lol, like I'm playing COD and he'll say, does my hair look okay? Is it better like this or like this? Blah blah blah and i'm like shut the fuck up. And he's like Kay and goes back to being a fag.

@AnimeCrazedd