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  • I had Bell's Palsy and I didn't notice and no one even said anything. I knew something was wrong when I sneezed and one of my eyes didn't close.

  • LOL

  • Happened to me 15 yrs ago. Sucked! Used a tens unit on one side of face-got back 90% in 5 weeks. U r Sooo funny!

  • I wish you were mine. As in, I wish you were my baby. Infant baby, not lover baby.

  • I can't believe you made MS so funny. I love you so much and I hope you get better. I live for your videos :|

  • I got Bell's palsy my sophomore year in high school. it's like 90% after like 4 years. im lucky it's mostly gone but i hate the lasting effects! this made me laugh about it tho

  • I have bells palsy and found this video this morning and it cracked me up. Subbed. Lol love it! Thanks for the giggles.

  • This is the most hilarious thing on the internet. Hope you got better fast!

  • How do you get Bell's Palsy?

  • I just got Bell's Palsy. Thanks for making me laugh....at least out of one side of my mouth.

  • im choking omfg

  • I just had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard at this. Not yet sure if I should feel guilty or not.

  • Sadly, I'm as adept at putting on makeup on my BEST day as you are in this video.

    Meaning, you are awesome at it and I suck suck suck suck suck.

  • You should put an awkward Bells Palsey face on one of Soundlyawake's videos. I especially suggest rubbing your lips together.

  • Only you would make me feel bad about laughing at this video on purpose..

  • You always make me laugh. Your the best!!

  • I love your voice!!!

  • I love how you can make a joke out of everything. Haha. Love you.

    

  • I hope things get better!

  • I have this it sucks! Its hard to drink, eat , brush ur teeth etc.

  • My mom has this..

  • Sylvester Stalone has Bells Palsy

  • My brother had this...Your beautiful by the way...

  • I had this... It sucked.

  • I looked up if you can die from this. And if it said yes, i was about to break down crying D: But you cant :D

  • Thumbs up if you've been staring at the right side of her face.......( the paralyzed side)

  • I laughed when she tried to put eyeliner on. I'm going to Justine hell.

  • I have bp for a week now and it's sucks! I don't even wanna try put on eye makeup anymore cos my eye jus been bothering me n my lip can't press right all cricket plus I can't even open my mouth to eat right so irritated but im hoping this will go away soon.. Good luck to u! Take care

  • you brighten up my day.

  • I hope you feel better. I cracked up when you said, HERPES ALL OVER MY FACE

  • I had bells palsy 2 winters ago. It SUCKS BALLS.

  • Your so funny. You remind me of my aunt and now i want to see her

  • You seem like such a sweet, wonderful lady! You're positive attitude and hilarious sense of humor is quite infectious :)) Cheers!

  • This is so fucking funny, because I have had Bells Palsy and I know what a pain it is xD

  • i've had bell's palsy so i know your pain. i was thinking of making a make up tutorial for those with residual effects/asymetrical eyes. go you for being so upbeat!

  • my husband this for months...stress related. he had this mini massager he used constantly on his face. He did tons facial exercises all day.your awesome. glass is half full.

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  • 'Ells Alsy? Efect Com'ection? Her'es? What the hell are you talking about? ;)

  • you are so fucking hilarious. love you :)

  • I know this is really mean, but I laughed my ass off the whole video.

  • @chelseadawnholbert dont feel bad, I laughed too!! CRACKING UP here.

  • i so accidently thumbs downed a comment and meant to thumbs up it ... sorry

  • "its really hard to say words that begin ith a 'b' or a 'p'" "so , why did the have to name it bells palsy?!??" HAHAHAHa i laughed so hard.. That must suck tho.. Is it permanent or does it go away after a while?

  • I have never laughed so hard in my life. I love that you have such a great sense of humor about it.

  • You're awesome

  • *hug* I have epilepsy so sorta can relate my seizures have put me out many a time fortunately almost (with meds) 2 yrs seizure free (a first since I was 15, I am 29 now). Anyway may you get better fast. Much love

  • I know it's bad but i couldn't stop laughing when she started dropping things and messing up doing her make up

  • I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

  • i love your bells palsy smile.

  • Your effing amazing!!!!!!!!

  • I'm sorry for what u must be going through. However you sense of humor is hilarious! Kudos for still being able to have that humor!

  • justine, i'm sorry you're having to go through this shit. seems like God should be kicked in the nuts.

  • it's also sadistic that lisp has an s in it

  • Oh no. I was like laugh/crying the whole video. Sorry you're going through this!

  • @IHartNeonCookies

    lol or balls pelsy

  • @IHartNeonCookies

    oh it is? well what do you think is wrong with my tackle? :( i thought it was bells palsy

  • i have a bells palsy in my lip. you're not alone. <3

    i hope you get better soon. c:

  • @IHartNeonCookies

    its as dropey as a snail hanging off a leaf in the amazon rainforest during wet season :(

  • My mom has Bells Palsy.

  • @MultiCheese77 No it's audio. Check iTunes!

  • OH, HI!

  • I had bells palsy 4 years ago so I know it sucks. It's good to try to make light of the situation because it really is a hard few months dealing with that.

  • 3:32 i was like dont laugh, dont laugh!

  • kick that palsy in the bells

  • i've got bells palsy on my penis

  • i started laughing, than i realised i was being a bad person, and started tearing up. i will be wishing for you to get better.

  • She made my day:)

  • Good Lord! I love this girl. I can't believe I laughed and cried so hard!

  • Thumbs Up if Kingsley brought you here and if you hope she'll get better soon!

  • omg lol. i feel so bad for laughing.

  • thumbs up if kingsley brought you here:)

  • Don't worry, I know some people personally who have it, they usually recover fairly well. If not 100% atleast 80-95%

  • kingsley brought me here

  • oh man i feel so bad for laughing but you seriously crack me up

  • 4:03 just keep clicking on the button funny

  • 4:05 just keep clicking on the button funny

  • omg...i love you<3

  • I just found my new YouTube love.

  • ILOVEYOU I AM IN THE SAME INCAPACITATED POSITION

  • the last comment is so beautiful :)

  • my dad had bells palsy. he used peppermint oil on his face and neck and it cleared it up. the doctors tried to give him steroids but he knew that wouldn't be good so he tried the oils and it worked.

    he gets his essential oils from a website called doTerra. i recommend you looking it up. these would also help with the numbness and if you have joint pain or anything. there are a ton of different oils on that website that help with different things.

  • i am such a horrible person for laughing

  • fav part when u try and rub ur lips together XD 3:33 <3

  • don't feel like your life's a waste , please don't. you're beautiful JUST how you are. seriously . i love you dear ♥

  • I love you

  • You're an inspiration!!!

  • my eye still twitches to this day,dont feel alone...........

  • Justine, I wish you a very, very speedy recovery. You are in my thoughts. I just ------3333333333 ya

  • girl u should wear makeup more often

  • <3

  • I'm so glad you have the ability to laugh at yourself. You're too perfect. [marry me].

  • <3

  • my friend had an episode too, when you smile it looks freakin hilarious [heart]

    made him laugh all day :D

  • bells palsy looks good on you. you're radiant even in your suffering

  • i really admire your attitude Justine. it would be so easy to just say screw making a video, but you make light of the situation. i'm sorry you've got so much going on in your life :(

  • I was born with bells palsy... mine is permanent =( fml

    

  • SERIOUS QUESTION..sooo do u sleep with one eye open? 0.o

  • @PJgaga wow dumb question, fuck your life

  • @debadxxo no im serious?..i love jpmetz and i feel bad :( and i was just hoping she could sleep peacefully?

  • Aww. Poor Jpmetz.

  • Numb hands, numb hands, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they. I dunno. That's all I got.

  • numb hands. maybe you have diabetes.

  • You smile like Heechul :3

  • @KonataCookieMonster

    ohhhh O_O

    Nevver thought i would read a comment about kpop on her video O_O XDD

  • @Booxeen you know,I never thought that I would even think of kpop while watching her vids,because I usually think of how awesome her hair looks :DDD

  • .....like a sharkkkk....

  • I've had bell's palsy and it blows!!!! It took me 3 months to get over it, and it was the worst 3 months...its not even the vanity issue of it that makes it suck! U can't eat right or drink right....brushing ur teeth is hard and it is nearly impossible to take a shower and not get shampoo in ur eye...u have to wear an eye patch to sleep because u can't close ur eye, and on top of that, people stare at u! I hope u get better soon! I know what you are feeling and it really sucks. Sorry :(

  • aww man Im sorry sorry this is hapening to ou ur such a great person its not okay =( I hope things workout <3

  • I hope you feel better soon. You still look amazing though

  • I love you, and I hope you get better soon :(

  • please forgive me for laughing my fat ass off at your discomfort

    I'm sure it sucks.... but it's really fuckin funny to watch.

    Get better soon <3

  • Seriously...do you even realise how inspiring you are? You´re amazing!(probably evil too....xD)

  • I hope you get better soon!

    I kinda know what you feel; thursday they took out my wisdom teeth.

    I look like a frickin chipmunk right now, and I'm not even joking.

  • My heart goes out to you! I hope you're okay! You have an amazing sense of humor despite your hardships! God bless!

  • you know what i want you to say for me out load right now?........ do i spy a pupal with a problem.... people people please pay attention people

  • i had bells palsy a couple years ago, i couldn't eat my noodles. my cousin made fun of me and i punched him, nice family moment.

  • The shark joke was really funny! God bless- Jesus is the way!

  • Omg. The eye liner. I can't even.

    

  • it's funny the way you react and say things, What's wrong with you isn't funny. AND I hope you're okay !!

  • this is hilarious! i love it =]

  • I LOVE YOU! i kinda know of how u feel cuz i have epilepsy so i know what its like to not have control over my body so i just want u to know that ur not alone and things WILL get better i<3u get well soon and when u do feel better get up and get ur frown on!!!hahaha

  • Haha I had that a few years ago. My mom took me out for PIzza and laughed while I spilt all over myself lol good times. Minion On

  • I was laughing and my heart was breaking all at the same time. Love you <3

  • sorry to hear this is happening to u. i hope it goes away reallly soon! ♥ ps the podcast was awesome!!!

  • you're a serious MOTHERFUCKING BADASSSS for being on youtube. your determination is so inspiring. GO JUSTINE

  • Not the most beautiful frown in the universe!! 0:

  • gurl u guna kik dat ballz palzees ass

  • we all love you justine!

  • I honestly cannot notice anything wrong with your face or how you talk, or anything if that's what you're worried about. If you're at all worried about it. I dunno I'm sorry.

  • Y'know Justine, you're an amazing person I really hope that you get better! Be strong, and carry on! NO DISEASE WILL GET YOU DOWN! FOR YOU ARE A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T TAKE NO BULLSHIT!

  • I wish I was your best friend, so I could be their for you every step of the way, be their when your down, be their when your happy and joyful, be their no matter what. I hope, wish and pray that you get better extremely soon, xoxooxox

  • Omg I really hope you feel better!! <3 Just stay positive {:

  • once I saw justine wear army pants and flip flops so i let her punch me in the face

  • I miss justine!!! i hope she's alright

  • This video makes me want to cry.

  • I have so much respect for you, god I love you!

  • I'm I went from the first video to now. You have got skinner and funnier. :)

  • I hope you get better soon Justine. Its hard to see you not frowning.

  • you look like you lost weight!!

  • where have you been? we miss you :(

  • you're frickin' awesome!

  • that is a cruel joke though...but hey, i wish I couldn't frown. Then I wouldn't have awful frown lines so...yay!!! But seriously you're frickin' awesome!

  • You are amazing =] And you most definitely don't deserve this! Hope you feel better soon <3

  • you try so hard....i love youuuuuu

  • i miss you. i hope your feeling better!!! <3

  • "Do you see me trying to do this like an asshole"

    I fell off my chair and broke my leg..but it was worth it.

  • you have to go to the doctor and nerologist and have to get meds

  • I just laughed so hard. I'm so sorry, forgive me. I can't help this I can't stop laughing.

  • Poor Justine :(

  • jpmetz makes a disease look beautiful(:

  • Shampoo has a "p" in it.

  • If only your hair cured problems

  • So you have MS and Bell's Palsy?

    I'm so sorry. I realise I sound horribly like I know what you're going through but I have no idea but I'm really sorry and I wish you better.

  • George Clooney had Bell's Palsy...so it must only happen to the most awesome of us. But get better soon <3

  • Wow, that was depressing.... but I still love your videos :D

  • Hey Justine hope you feel better. If you want me to write you a song let me know! I did one for kingsley, check it out.

  • Feel better Justine!

  • Don't know what I would do without you....negative nancies unite!

  • i miss the kick ass comments :(

  • How much of a coincidence is that we both get BP at the same time? I just got it this morning. Please tell me how long it lastes, I'm really scared.

    I hope you feel better soon (:

  • Your life makes me sad:(

  • Justine, I´m sorry for your condition but I admire you for making jockes about it! Hopefully you´ll get better and do more awsome videos! You go girl!!

  • WTF? YOU DONT DESERVE THIS

  • Wish you all the best Justine. Hope to see you (on youtube only unfortunately) feeling better soon!

  • That is the only shark I would let eat me whole

  • I'm hiring people to watch your videos, cause you deserve it

  • Ur soooooo pretty

  • JPMetz was not just born. She was UNLEASHED!