Re: Can you speak Fake English? Please Respond!

[Sergeisingssongs13]

I heard "pornography" xDD

[Fuckinggear]

Sinch I'm Swedish heres my fake english: Lasss fap yok la de yo foll pod ut coodllapoeria ka us peo meh mi.

[mrsholloway77]

It sounds like Simlish o_O

[ekimbro08]

so thats what we sound like? sexy

[oOMrsPeanutOo]

For me it sounds kind of english, but I can´t understand any word ^^

[TheRobin3212]

Strange. Gibberish spoken with an American accent still manages to sound somewhat respectable, business-like...and persuasive.

[xTheLameOhx]

important mexican sales.thats what i heard xD

[MediaTechVII]

OMG your teeth are so straight, WHY ARE

MINE SO CHALLENGED!!? Haha, nice English btw, im learning Japanese as my

2nd language

[DanJonesKing]

only words i heard : porn sales. pretty good :D

[CBGB42]

When you weren't saying actual words, it sounded like... fuckin hell, you just wrinkled my brain.

[Spirality0]

"Do not operate heavy machinery while taking this medication"

[Spirality0]

you were getting on a helicopter and you slipped when you saw some swamp gas, causing your nicotine patch to be ripped off

[mrchex19]

english sounds exactly like this

[JeNiDeVoN]

I've always wondered what my American English sounds like to a foreigner, and although nonsensical, your interpretation sounds pretty accurate! I'm hearing English, but I'm not! Crazy! :-)

[Sergyn107]

Woow that was good

[Tiwaking]

This was great!!! I would totally read a book written in whatever language this is meant to be.

[animekitten321]

Not bad. I fake languages all the time and wonder how ridiculous they'd sound to someone who knew the language. Then I try to imagone fake english and somehow can't manage it. But, yeah, I can see someone trying to use this for messing around

[AlimeProductions]

Every language has a distinct sound, when I heard this I started laughing because everything sounded familiar but they also sounded so strange.

[TaylorKinsley]

Last presource I biopsied a mexican date of hoe and culprit. Factor Paul and Farmer Jim does greased ebony and synergy and microplasmic circuits. Editor and sage at Maccy D's hates civilisation, readers might pie secreting the recent pie and mexican important sales, promising to patch census Regator the philippine. A gold tin that leadeth corporal Dog.

[bellbonne]

Pretty darn good, girl!!!!

[jeabo0adhd]

Why do these videos always sound like Gaelic?

[ObadiahtheSlim]

Sounds like an episode of Star Trek.

[AxjionAlesandres]

0:15 "Last presource, I filed an exican stated of cord on howl cop writ. Faster--"

0:21 "--Energy and synergy and microplasma strips.--"

0:24 "--(Subhabilization?) readers my piles sequencing the reader con and (pexican?) important sales, promising the patch such as (reejuh juh?) by Philippe.--"

0:35 "--core Biel Doug of coda."

[gbrlgrct]

I need to get my head examined.

[MisterCritik]

I guess anyone who is a native English speaker can't really say if it does or doesn't sound like English because we don't know what the English language sounds like to the ears of a foreigner. So I give it a thumbs up!!!

[rayfan9876]

Oh my god that's hilarious! I've always wondered what this might sound like!

[Bardlettt]

I heard myyycoooplllasssmmmaaa

[60708]

I can understand EVERY WORD You are clearly talking about delivering scientific supplies

[60708]

I can understand EVERY WORD You are clearly talking about delivering scientific supplies

[skittleboy15]

Word to that.

[Kampy187]

Haha that's fantastic XD this is how it must sound!

[cptstubing]

That's good, definitly American English sound. Did you just move vowels around and shift prefix/suffixes?

[ortrask]

I am swedish and I speak english and I thought this was really good! I think this is how I thought english sounded like before I hade learned it. :)

[MRconner84]

Is that really what others hear? fuck thats weird

[PsychoNinjaFreak]

Synergy and microplasma....

[darkmachete]

Sounds like you're broadcasting something! XD

[waldoman7]

I think she just scrambled the syllables of some paper she wrote. I suppose that's about as fake as someone who speaks the language can make it. she gets all the tiny details of the sounds perfect and makes complex sounds, which is something a non speaker wouldn't do.

[gabrielapetrie]

wow this is great stuff

[mackles]

Totally sounds like American english. It's weird, your brain tried to catch each word and understand but nothings comin out hahah

[MsColdCanada]

@mackles I know what you mean. Particularly the two or more syllable words. My brain kept trying to decipher how the suffix went with a root word I couldn't understand.

[TheAxelMan100]

I heard some real English words in there lol

[martpast1]

yes--it sounds as English words but in nonsense parts.

[minerva3181]

As far as fake English is concerned, she has done an incredible job. Funny though it seems, it is not easy using Mandarin accent to pronounce English words.

[LordOfDaCyborgMOOSE]

I've always wondered what someone pretending to speak English would sound like (I've heard many other languages parodied), I never realized how incredibly boring we Anglophones sound...

[martpast1]

@LordOfDaCyborgMOOSE u dont understand. u know English--so its boring. but for others English sounds like something FASHIONABLE ,EXITING .

example--say something in Chinese that u dont know--but try to sound like them. for u it would be funny, for them-an offence .

[Shadowsilas]

Whats bad is i think i heard a few real words in there....... Oh gosh....

[greenman1694]

@jobbe100 dude your so stupid she is speaking fake english just like when people speak fake chinese when that might not even be chinese at all. Man you so fucking stupid and it is fake american english she's trying to do.

[santiman44]

@jobbe100 the point of the video is for you to have an idea what its like to hear the english language without knowing the language itself. since we already know english, this gibberish is pretty much the experience a foreigner MIGHT get wen listenin to us talk english.

[ArkhamResearchFiles]

...That's creepy. Is that what people who don't speak English hear when we talk?

[desmondd1]

@ArkhamResearchFiles Yeah pretty much sounds like this, my first language was spanish....it kinda' sounds like (English) when you hear sweedish people talk, also , so does the 6th video in the suggestion bar by (richivinsky) in the end when he speeks english.

[GuardianDemonX]

at 0:29 she said porn sale LOL

[Deracination]

This sounds a lot like a Star Trek dialogue.

[KirneH004]

Sounds like the Sims to me :)

[Entzmeat2]

I fucking love you for posting this.

There is more but fuuu i gotta process all this.

[faithwhite1995]

I swear I heard "in porn sales" in there somewhere... 0:28

[Irocksocks95]

:0 wooww that was amazing I was like what is she saying I'm losing it

[BIoodrunk]

-.- its hardly an attempt when you're using actual English words.

[Imaweredeer]

AAAHH. MY HEAD. Lol we sound like sims.

[itscycro]

Have you been far as decided to do go look more like? - BEST FAKE ENGLISH EVER

[kandstrom]

I'm an American and I'd have to say that's pretty good. It felt like I had forgotten English and I couldn't understand what you were saying. Unfortunately, all the fake English on the internet is American. I'd like to hear some fake British English. (By the way, I thought I heard "helicopter" (an airplane that can hover because it is propelled by a large rotor on top instead of on wings).)

[Sophiascars]

Well I prob doesn't help that im 12 lol

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

"Last priest source, I found an ex-can, dated on Cornakawacaprit. Factor come and love Parmesan, does Griz, Ebony, and Serjie, and Mike have plasma screens? Editor, that facial my police unhabitization. Readers, by piracy, the thing that read uncommon, that Mexican import sales from the Geda patch, such as Redjajer, by Philippine. Egg lands in Deadla, lead in corneal dub, of Krona."

[sm731705]

I think that was pretty realistic..you almost said some words haha

[brownb6]

This isn't fake english if I can understand !!!!!!

[themaaan1990]

ei cun spack faik englich

[Dibxmonkey]

@themaaan1990 Thats definitely *bad* english, not fake :P

[themaaan1990]

@Dibxmonkey Oh well, I tried :)

[sexiibetch911]

Hahaha you sound like a newsreporter

[jiminouye]

gosh her english is better than mine,and porn should be used in every sentence

[traeus]

. . .o_o. . .

[Darkhellokitty1]

What r u saying I'm from the USA an I had no elfin clue about what u said I'm stupid

[theflea39]

@Darkhellokitty1 You're obviously American then.

[MrKra7as]

yea but I'm not gonna post any video responses.

[RoguishBlonde]

You just sound like you're reading a medical journal that i don't understand! hahah. Like it!!

[deptford]

Your English is too good to do fake English. But it's was a good attempt

[NobodobodoN]

The rhythm sounds like a newscaster. I like it.

[namniekib]

I heard ebony,synergy,microplasm,hybri­dization and "important sales".That's some very sophisticated vocabulary for fake English.Well done!

[bueyokyan]

this is great! certainly the most highbrow attempt i've ever heard. so funny. good job!

[mackat4ck]

I understood every word of it!

[xXMikuGirlXx]

omg im so confused XD! lol awesome.

[AustinSendek]

The only thing I understood was "sales."

[Raymasaki]

i always wondered how English sounds to Foreigners

so i don't mind hearing anyone mimick the Language, theres alot of words

& Different sounds. so when other people get upset or should i say Mad about imitating another language there usually sounds & sometime (sounds like) english words. so sometimes it can sound funny to people.

[lovetheworld4311]

i understand it. thats horrible

[gemolkenkip]

this is what i hear out of it i diden't put periods because she doesnt stop talking for a second

Last precourse i pouched an exican dated of done how a coprit factor carmela discrased amileeergiee and mike plasmastrutsh hedededde stratial match so habilasation qweavers my pile quiting the pong and pexican important sales trauma hey to patch such a greed by filipee

Unchun dideliee horbio dogg of crono

[Bapuji42]

Cool, I always wondered what that would sound like. It's like an American saying "ching chong ching" as fake Chinese.

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

did i hear you say pexican porn sales?

[veyronman]

@PirateMonkeyFilmz i heard that too

[luke1078]

RECESS!!!!

[barebackrocks]

*funny tho :P (accidently tapped send on iPod when writing that last one :P )

[barebackrocks]

Im english and lived in england all my life and ive never heard anyone speak anything like that in my life!!!

[cecikierk]

@barebackrocks That's good, if you can understand me you need to get your head examined.

[barebackrocks]

@cecikierk ill make an appointment with my GP then ;) 

[AntiChristClub]

@cecikierk Your not very nice...

[Gnickk]

@barebackrocks Why O why O why are there so many people who DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S FAKE.

[BeakyRed]

well..i didnt understand that ofc. but you basically got most of the syllables sounding english. to me, it sounds like a bunch of text mashed up on a keyboard with plenty of vowels in between.

[MrNinjaSpartan]

it definitely sounds American English but not British English :D

[cecikierk]

@MrNinjaSpartan It also sounds Chicago English but not Milwaukee English.,

[blahk04]

@cecikierk This sounds like Chicago English? uuhhh, no, no it does not.

[Biancapanzram]

...I'm American and I think this was a great impression...it really did sound like English!! :-D ...Very funny and interesting to hear all at the same time...Great job! :-)

[linuslitap]

great yar....

[miaselly]

sounds nice, but i also heard some of the real words such as: last, helicopter, editor, at, by, readers, etc.

[hannaxnguyen]

omg.... genius! i can never fake a language lol

[Mustangify100]

38 seconds of my life gone

[riotbabez123]

Im english and I've just realized how wierd it sounds to people around me.. haha :)

[Clayjrjr2]

What the fuck did she just say? I'm so damn confused. That should be like... some sort of talent.

[gofastER]

wow! so that's how non english speakers hear English I'm taking it? Very interesting.

[Aspiret620]

ok so thats how it sounds for ppl that dont know it

[RapidEyesCream]

It says FAKE English you idiots. Can't you guys read?

[realigion24]

Yeah that was actually good. It sounded like legit English with kind of a thick on and off Chinese accent.

Over all, great shit! Your actual English is amazing as well.

[YDKJtube]

That's some great fake English! Nicely done. LOL.

[holocaustrecess]

Wow, that was really good!

[Lalalalalalala1237]

wtf

[chakisensi]

every body things english is really posh when it isnt it dus my head in we rnt posh snobs america portrays us that way

[SeniramEhtNioj]

@chakisensi

Don't be a hypocrite, you guys stereotype us (and our accents) too...only a whole lot worse.

[Cscottrun53]

Uusomeboooddy!:D

[austom555]

That was great, i thought she was really speaking english till i realized it didnt mean anything

[JackoElite96]

wtf?

[Cherry123Berry]

im american-korean....man idk what you said at all!

[Sublue]

This is actually very interesting. You can really hear how English has Germanic/Scandinavian roots when you hear how the language is approximated.

[yaanni]

Haha, in fact I wud say that faking a language is not quite the same thing as faking an orgasm. In the latter, you do need to know how it feels like actually before you could actually fake it. But a native would never be able to understand the whole fuss about his language's apparent sounds to a non-native. So a native would struggle to do it on his/her own (unless he/she is a very skilled actor.)

[yaanni]

Nice effort but the fundamental thing remains that you DO speak English after all. This means that it would be a very tough job for you to understand just how does English sound to those you do not understand it very well. Unless that part is clear, I think it wud be difficult for someone to perform this Fake -Language X act. I try to speak in Fake Chinese all the time and it sound like that to my friends cos neither I nor they understand a bit about it. Good Effort though. Pls don mind this.

[yaanni]

@yaanni

Errata:

make it ................ "just how does English sound to those 'WHO' do not understand it very well".

Rest remains the same.

[mjosp]

I thought your real English was fake

[MrJfam1]

you should type in syllables response the kid tells it like it is .

[Koolkid736]

lol when i went to my dads apartment for new years, i went to the food store down stairs and the cashier was asian and i wanted to buy a 4LT of milk but i only saw 2LT milk cartons so i asked her if she had and 4LT milk jugs and (i thought) she said "no you have to be older to buy 4LT!" and i was just like "okay..." so i went back up stairs and told my dad that she said i had to be older so he went down and asker her why i had to be older...turned out she said you have to ORDER the 4LT not OLDER

[bellbeeB]

that was awesome. at first, i thought you were actually speaking english.

[bellbeeB]

@bellbeeB you also sounded like a news reporter.

[Gekkou1Neko]

LOL

That actually sounded quite realistic. -applauds-

[blastidiots]

im english and that really doesnt sound english, infact, i couldnt make out what the hell you were saying. keep trying though xx

[cecikierk]

@blastidiots That's the point of FAKE English.

[blastidiots]

@cecikierk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i get it now, the penny finally drops. d'oh

[cabot2jville2010]

@blastidiots you're name says it all.. blast idiots, thats the point. when i fake spanish im not actually trying to say a damn thing i just make alot of O sounds at the end of words

[blastidiots]

@cabot2jville2010 i get what your doing, just dont get why??? please explain

[cabot2jville2010]

@blastidiots i dont get what u want an explaination of. the point of the reply video is that alot of times people think of americans faking other languages. but no one ever really heres "fake english" like imitation english. so she's trying to act like she's trying to speak english but she can't, only weird thing is she really can speak english.

[cltyj]

@blastidiots

You miss the point. This is FAKE language. You are not supposed to understand a word!

[ilovesparky13]

@blastidiots thats the whole point of FAKE english.

[smokndarasta]

Bravo!

[Polydynamix]

I definately heard "micro plasma" and several other unreal scientific terms

[PotatoesAreEpic]

It's so weird. My brain wants to make sense of it, but it can't. O_o If that makes sense at all.

[sirgreil]

AAAAGHH IT'S LIKE I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND IT.

[criesinvain01]

@sirgreil

ME TOOOOOOOOO

[MalicePunk]

0:29 porn sales

[lutdabs]

I actually somewhat heard a few real english words, like "last christmas" sales. do you remember ever hearing English before you spoke or understood it?

[cecikierk]

@lutdabs In case you haven't noticed, I can speak English and the entire transcript is in the description. 

[lutdabs]

@cecikierk oh my bad , it was late and I was just watching numberous videos without reading the descriptions first lol, so I assumed you were just minicing the sounds of English. I asked that cause you said English wasn't your first language, and wondered if you ever heard English prior to learning it that you can remember. cause I known this lady from Germany, whom I asked the same question to (she didn't speak English as good), and she said she learned it so early that she couldn't remember.

[bapyou]

You are cute.

[lamareikan666]

English is my native language and this sounds like it could be English even though it is not.

[Cyospoolemon]

it sounded like some business man talk8ing about something very important in very big words (people at my school would thinkl you were speaking real english, just in big big words.)

[irockdudeoo7]

english had a lot of -tions and such...

[neonshoji]

That's freaking fantastic!

[cooolness3]

A lot of those are real words. The point is to not be able to recognize any of the words, while keeping the same sounds.

[psytimenero]

@WyllowMorrigan so ture, so true

[DeeZStankYNutZ]

DAYUUUM!!! if i wasn't paying close attention and you were just in the background at a restaurant or something I would completely think you were actually talking to somebody, well done!!!

[lostaddict12]

microplasma strips and happilization!

[viatical13]

0:29 she said porn sales...

[Omen4500]

Whoa, It sounds weird.

[LiTTLEMoNStERxx1]

It sounds like a news reporter :) Good though.

[CheifPaco]

Sounds like when I'm not paying attention in class lol.

[MissDtheoneandonly]

exenergy, hybernization, Phillipine, important....those were all words that I heard her say. 

[3510211]

doesnt work for me because I pick up real english words in that

[BlueLeopard200]

@3510211

well it should work even more if you know some words because most non englis speakers do know some words of english

just like when I listen to people speaking french I can pick up some words that I know what they mean

so its more accurate to include some real words to get an overall effect of how english sounds to most foreigners who cant speak it

[JesusManson323]

that was good. So that's what we sound like to other people. Now I know.

[adibaby1979]

very good. you sounded like a chinese news anchor speaking english, talking about science or some other technical subject.

[nyannyan123456]

thats good

[WeepingStellaMaris]

It's good fake American.

[lasugarfig]

I think that's awesome fake English!

It's so bizarre hearing something that sounds familiar, but doesn't make sense.

Great job!

[Sogwa]

U know it's NOT BAD! U sound like a Chinese speaking English w/ a thick Chinese accent using a bunch of technical terms l never heard of. U sound like a TV reporter for some Asian Today English news show!

[E2theWill]

This was good! I kept thinking I heard English words in there...it sounded like you were a scientist saying big words hahaha