Top Gear's James May, "Oh, Cock" compilation

[Moquar]

The word cock has completely lost it's meaning for me not :p

[Moquar]

@Moquar Now*

[jacktuscack]

Is the 'this is a massive o cock' from the Vietnam special?

[Rondart]

@jacktuscack yes it is.

[riky95oo]

Permission to say Cock on BBC2

[CarlosManuelFatCat]

Top gear studio or James house must be filled with roosters, since he keep mentioning them...

[KhrismaTurker]

COCK!, THIS IS MASIVE O COCK!

[gamblour]

Anyone know which episode the 3rd "cock" is from? "CACK!"

[marekholandia1991]

from what episodes?

[TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy]

@marekholandia1991 Watch any an guarantee James will say Oh Cock!

[straneus2]

faszom.that's oh cock in hungarian:D

[Chocolateeee12]

permisson to say cock...

[GraciousLizard]

nah, i preferred it when he said cock

[JimmyJ2J]

COCK!

[raejaybigpapi]

I like the one at 1:09.

[balroggamer2]

james, what do you want . . .

[TheGator2000]

Top gear in Bolivia-written on james Suzuki: I <3 Cock

[kielego]

lol. Christmas Special, he got lost in India....oh cock

[klewung]

He should starring his own movie. A British spy movie.

"James Cock : The Man with A Golden Cock" or... "From British With Cock", "Cock'o'Pussy", "Cock Never dies", "Cocks are Forever", etc...

[nishjaxx]

This is only time I enjoyed hearing a guy say cock so much..hahaha.

[klewung]

my name is cock. James Cock.

XD

[hello45789]

cock this is a massive oh cock!! haha

[iceman7555]

1.10



[Fokus007]

You don't have permission to say "Oh Cock." So please stop using it.

[0Lamborghini]

When androids are eventually being mass-produced, their default phrase should be "Oh cock."

[epsteinsmutha1]

Oh Jezza.

Nah, hasn't got the same ring to it, does it?

[c0olRoe]

May lost Bombay :D ohh cock

[sgtwebby11]

i love the video though

[sgtwebby11]

oh cock lol i was going to make a oh cock montage just checked on youtube to make sure there were no videos of it and there is. :(

[mierium]

2 Dislikes...you big daft cocks

[TheFMCFG]

0:40 :)

[assassinscreed1503]

I think the garage is built on the cock

[pauldowner1]

1:08 minute is my favourite ! Always makes me laugh :)

[TheRello99]

I liked the part where he said cock

[CornishRocker]

I'm saving this one for later.

[gamblour]

Love the 3rd "cock." "CACK!"

[plusplusplusplusp]

My favourite was 'What's the Norwegian for "oh cock"?'

[sheyemmy]

time to update ur vid cuz he just said it in top gear at the movies lol

[TheAnonymous6818]

every comment in this video has the word "cock" or "cack" lol

[sanjayj1432]

"cock,this is a massive OH COCK"lol

[kizzck]

we want a ''oh cock'' compilation thats 10 min

[douggoud]

Kinda sucks that BBC America bleeps all the of the "oh cock" 's out, makes it a little less funny :(

[BlueKewne]

@douggoud really? That's horrible! On Netflix they don't bleep it out.

[douggoud]

@BlueKewne Yeah, but that costs money :( lol, As funny as the "oh cock"s are, I don't feel like paying for them, hahahahahaha

[rysnyper50002]

@douggoud BBCA isnt bleeped when I watched it on direct tv

[douggoud]

@rysnyper50002 maybe its just At&t, lol

[4600andy]

James sure does like Cock!

[gateguardia]

CACK!!!



[wikieditspam]

There's one a tall one, a short one, and pedantic one that says cock

[Koomenguy]

lol



[Mauro1897]

"Cock, this is a massive O'Cock!" xD Maybe James is trying to message something.

[topgearfan1234567]

CACK.

[salland12]

some say.... that he wears a stripey top just like me........

[IDontHaveAName1697]

so the garage is built on the cock? LOL HAHA

[PanosDCC]

Who's James' favourite singer?

jOH COCKer...

[Brentgoesipodtouch]

what episode is 0:07?

[gateguardia]

@Brentgoesipodtouch the old supercars one

[alexkvaskov]

"Cock! Why's it done that?"

[playa220022]

i love how cock has two meanings now

[MrBazpoker]

"This is a massive oh cock!" 

[georrodi]

press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 or 0 for cock

[swanginbigbodies]

When this video was over I saw a nice ass pop up and I must have blacked out for a little because the next thing I knew it was 3 minutes later and I was watching some chick beating her pussy with a bat. Did that happen to anyone else or was it just me?

[zaikozy]

the norwegian word 4 oh cock is either å faen or å helvete :D

[Gavinprior1]

Okay i did't quite get that, can you say it just 1! more time?

[Skeew1]

HAHA i had never really noticed that it really is his catch phrase

[dominikthe1]

Massive oh cock

[DiRF]

The clip from 0:21 is leaving me wondering which episode it's from?

[MacGyver920]

Norwegian for ''Oh cock!'' is either: ''Å, kuk!'' or ''Å, faen!''

''Kuk'' means cock when it comes to penises while ''faen'' means fuck.

[QuantumAlexV]

Cock! This is a massive "Oh, cock'!

[HotpointForever]

the garage is built on the . . . cock

[yuenlun88]

two audi owners is here

[MrBusunglueck]

the last one is the best i was looking for that for hours°!

[aymthebest]

@MrBusunglueck I think it's on one of the S11 news ... When they show a Ferrari F430 Scuderia Convertible and laugh at those who've bought it because the 458 is coming.

[MrBusunglueck]

@aymthebest yea i know ;) i wasnt really looking for hours but that was the one i was looking for it is hilarious

[john25992]

I think James is trying to tell us something

[SamyColon]

What is the meaning of this in german? Is ist like "scheiße - shit" or "verdamnt - damn"? Means he realy cock - penis???

[Demelsaaa]

@SamyColon no he is using it the same way as german people use scheiße:)

[Demelsaaa]

@SamyColon no he is using it the same way as germans use scheiße:)

[SamyColon]

@Demelsaaa Ok, thx!! :D

[stefanpetrov8]

After that much saying cock it somehow lost it's meaning.. it doesn't sound like a word xD

[WillRennar]

Permission to say "cock" on Youtube.

[jdksdub]

0:07 hammonds reaction....priceless

[harrycool69]

This explains why James May isn't married. He loves cock.

[X3rztesp]

0:02 Cack ? is that the second tense of Cock ? :D

[danimakaveli]

Norwegian for, "Oh, Cock" = "Å, Kukk"

[vanessamcqueen11]

Fine examples of one of the many reasons Top Gear is such a great show. It's reminiscent of the type of freedom that was allowed on 1970s television. The mid to late 2000s period of the show is excellent. I love it.

[tdRftw]

my favorite one is at 0:34 LMAO

[thelostpiranha]

Can anyone tell me which episode it is at 1:01? Thanks.

[xeco94]

@thelostpiranha Series 13- episode 1. It was the one where they imagined how Top Gear would have been like in 1949

[thelostpiranha]

@xeco94 Thank you. It seems like a fun episode.

[d21driver]

@thelostpiranha the one where they race somewhere with a steam train, car and motorbike.

[ruggerboy99]

Permission Granted

[tomeklektorpl]

"The garage is build on a cock" this make me laugh hard :D

[SMOOODY13]

0:07 - OH GOD..

0:08 - Corking Speed..

0:02 - Cack..

Not cock... But anyway, hilarious man!!

[jdubyabennett]

Cock this is a massive "oh cock"

[Mcquiz91]

Hilarious

[thedkboyz]

the brittish version of penis

[slyfox793]

OH COCK



[NightmareTeeVee]

Watching this show has got me to say this. I love Top Gear. James is the best!

[thedkboyz]

you say cock i say penis

[MacGyver920]

The Norwegian for ''Oh cock!'' is either ''Å faen!'' eller ''Å kuk!''

[EvoPower2010]

The garage is built on a..cock :D

[Timmyboy505]

This is like my cup of coffee every morning, I just can't start my day without watching James May say Cock!!

[juerscri]

cock, i've just remembered the australians...

[cmfarrell36]

This guy - and many others - need to find themselves some vocabulary. There are so many other ways he could express himself.

I don't think the general public should be forced to accept what many people find unacceptable.

I'm sure there will be plenty of folk out there who can't see any problem - but we don't all have to live to one set of extremes, surely. Especially on a national medium.

[shroedinger]

@cmfarrell36 I was unaware he actually needed permission to say cock...

[cmfarrell36]

@shroedinger I don't know if he does - BBC is fairly straightforward with it's rules. Hopefully the programme was transmitted *after* the 9.00pm time line. Otherwise he should be in a whole heap of trouble!

But isn't it quite puny for a supposed he-man to firstly be asking if he's allowed to say the word, then secondly just using it without much more thinking?

[eriksic]

MASSIVE OH COCK!

[princeofnany]

Why is there a fitness video with a girl's ass on the suggestions of a "Oh cock" video? Haha

[PS3CRAZY96]

James May could use a good ''cock'' :L j.k

[AndersENielsen]

whats the norwegian for "oh cock" hilarious!:D

[ssq778]

i always laugh when James said "oh cock" and "oi"

[GustavoDubai]

the best 1 is the first! AHAHAHHAHAHA

OH COCK!

[aus2045]

The worst vid on YT today - Fuck Off!

[MyriadesusTV]

In Norwegian you'd say ,"Oh pikk."

[TheOgaboga]

@MyriadesusTV or ''oh kuk''

[stockmos]

Whenever i need a laugh i watch this.

[Djolegeoloska]

I bet that his first word was "oh cock" :D

[MrSupersam14]

haha nice XD

[rockandroller360]

COCK!.....SMASH!

[topgearfan188]

I love it how James goes "COCK!" then *crash*!

[MassMurderMontageSs]

After this.. theres no meaning of cock.. its just a word xD

[mofoshit72]

Gentleman's sausage.

[Jaso4444]

Cock this is a massive oh cock LOL

[Jaso4444]

Cock this is a massive oh cock

[piemaninoz]

Cocks are STILL driving Audi's

[bamboali]

0:12 - 0:14 ''the garage is built on the cock'' ? XD

[MassMurderMontageSs]

@bamboali At an angle. Not level. F*** up basically

[thelatedavidsmith]

'COCKING'

*smirksssss*

[jalladude1]

the Nowregian for cock is: kuk  :)

[mrgingles]

0:02 CACK!

[i8246i]

I like the part where he said "cock"

[Pikaxesinkluded]

@i8246i that is all he says

[randomguy593]

cock this is funny

[wyrrox]

James May's vocabulary: 10% Scientific explanations 90% Oh Cock!

[Cmon199]

Please somebuddy tell me what season and episode is at exactly at :16 where the sign says cocking and the camera turns to James

[tomeklektorpl]

does he say "gentlemen sausauge" all time?

[runeblaster]

cock in Norwegian is kuk

[Moparboy440]

"Cock!This is a massive oh cock!" xD

[sphinxofthenewage]

gentleman's literature.

[F1FullRace]

oh cock

[MrRealradiofan2002]

@F1FullRace What a cock James May is.

[F1FullRace]

@MrRealradiofan2002 haha

[Jaso4444]

Was that Richard at 1:09?

[WVCobalt1]

James May for President!

[EvoPower2010]

Cockss.... Are now Driving Audis

[sed1228]

:55 - So whenever Captain Slow drives a Caddy, would it be appropriate to call the car a "Cock DeVille" instead of a Coupe DeVille? :)

[PhantomLord378]

CAAWWKK! 

[darkpride]

Cack*

[darkpride]

COCK UP A CAT!

[SoranPryde]

This is a massive OH COCK!!

[JunkieFame]

The garage is build on a .. cock.

[JunkieFame]

OH cocky cock.

[CDMVette]

Shame they can say this on BBC2, but not BBCA. Curse you, FCC!

[CherryBlossomRed08]

my favorites are the second and third to last ones lol, when he gets overtaken and crashes into his piano

[cptkorean]

@CherryBlossomRed08 what episode is that from?

[Ghostx0x3]

Cack!!! Lol

[radio2121official]

i couldnt stop laughing

[sammyrock4life]

HAHAHAHAHA COCK!

[vva7sh]

watch?v=jwdI6dKtd34&feature=fe­edf

[aortaoenpp]

laughed me ass off watch?v=YNoh3Xi8pvs

[hotchalupa]

"Cock....this is a massive Oh Cock..."

"Cock...I just remembered the Australians."

Best 2 cocks in Top Gear's history.

[azaman1000]

...You big daft cock

[vva7sh]

Can someone please tell me which episode is 0:01 ?

[Tactomanify]

@vva7sh The one with them participating in a clasic rally, i think

[firetruckyou]

COCK.

*piano smash*

I died laughing. Oh James.

[GanEdenAustralia]

@vva7sh ???

[drunkenpimphand]

haha this video has more cocks on it then chatroulette