FFXIII-2 OST - Crazy Chocobo

[DVitamin]

upvote the lyrics from dougcoward1!

I can now listen to this without issue!

[gridergirl]

this is the first FF ever where i've disliked a chocobo.

i hate the red chocobo in this game, one reason being that it's too damn greedy! >_<

[EtherChocobo]

Pfft and everyone thought horses in Skyrim were great.

YOU PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T SEEN FF CHICKENS.

[ColorblindMonk]

I will never ride the Red Chocobo again.

[NeoNaobi]

I'm scarred for life......

[angelofdeathazraele]

Chuck Norris's chocobo is here!!

[narutoavenger813]

Noel: hmpf other than it eating all of our greens i wonder if its any faster

- noel and serah get on and start hearing the metal music-

-later after getting to their destination -

Noel and Serah: O_O

[Sindri257]

KKWWWEEEHHHH!!!*headbang on angry birds style*

[BinKani]

Chocobo rock o_o

[skinchen]

I demand tabs!!!

[dougcoward1]

here are the lyrics from ffinsight

Gas'em up, with the greens and let him go

Stand back, stand clear as he puts on a show

So cute yet fierce, is he from hell?

I cannot tell, yet I don't even want to know

So you wanna be a trail blazer

Kickin'dirt like a hell raiser

Take the reins, but don't react slow

It's time to feel the force of the Chocobo

for the rest of lyrics check previous comment

[dougcoward1]

So you think you can ride this Chocobo

Got Chocobucks? You better put them on this Chocobo

Saddle up, if you think you can ride in this rodeo

Are we in hell? I don't know, to the dirt, let's roll!

You're loco If you think you're gonna hide this Chocobo

Everybody's gonna wanna ride your Chocobo

It's Choco-loco style in a Choco-Rodeo

Gonna ride him straight through hell in this Chocobo Rodeo

Yeah let's ride!

[LyraHeart]

The first time I heard this, all I did was stare blankly at the screen. I just sat and gawked while the chocobo ate up ALL of my greens...

[dougcoward1]

@LyraHeart same here 'cept for the gysahl greens, but i found myself headbangin to this track a few times and the royal ripeness theme... a lot

[LyraHeart]

@dougcoward1 lol nice! I love that one too. Now that the shock has worn off, i do a good about of headbangin myself :)

[dougcoward1]

@LyraHeart hellz yeah

[MrAlucardBelmont]

78 people can't ride the Rambunctious Chocobo

[sephir91]

I used to hate this song but now i like it lol

[Strife18]

I've found my new alarm clock song.

[veepower21]

I bought like 99 gyashi greens rocking out to this

But then I was like

Wait I could just go on YouTube

I just wasted my Gil

It was WORTH IT!

[Chrono355]

@veepower21 you wasted your money too

BUYING THIS SHITTY FUCKING GAME

[veepower21]

@Chrono355 its not shitty to me everyone has their own opinion so u know what since ur looking up videos about this "shitty game" y dont u just go back to ur worthless peace of shit call of duty and stop hating on the best game known to man kind

[Chrono355]

@veepower21 i'm actually not looking up videos of this shitty game, i listen to video game music frequently on youtube and this was in either a related video or a recommended video bar, i'm pretty sure everyone except you would agree with me that final fantasy xiii-2 is probably one of the worst final fantasy games to date, and if you took even a second to look at my youtube profile you'd know that i don't like anything even closely related to call of duty

fucking idiot

[KillswitchEnrageZero]

@Chrono355 Who the fuck cares, u didnt play it at all so what, go on fucking troll.

[darkhellspartan975]

i literallyw ent WTF!?!?! when i first got on the chocobo and this began playing XD

but then i rode till i had no more Gysahl Greens XD

[CaliberMoon00]

i feel like im riding a bull when i ride the red chocobo LOL

[Runedark]

KWEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH MOSHHHHH! :d

[Malisyn]

What's the better visual? A chocorodeo, or chocobos in hell? I gotta call it a draw.

[TheMumoichu]

@TheSoulOfBasement15 wait till you get Chocobo Music Fragment skill then you can listen to this on a regular chocobo *o* (along with Chocobos from Pulse, Chocobos from Cocoon, and Chocobo Race songs)

[TheSoulOfBasement15]

Freakin greedy ass chocobo. I remember running for minutes in The Dying World thinking it's a chocobo in the distance! And then I saw him and at first I was like ¬_¬ But then i was like ME GUSTA, cause I knew this music would come on

[NeoGamemaster]

Motherfucker. let's ride!

[Buizeru421]

Oh mah god, I'm in love with this song.

[CaesarMartins]

The perfect ring tone..

[EvanescenceBlade]

Man, the lyrics are fucking hilarious xDDD

"SO CUTE, YET FIERCE, IS HE FROM HELL?"

[nischon]

imagine a chocobo headbanging

[MrKrashmoney]

Dude. This song = BADASS.

[stevieFFmaster]

HEAVY METAL CHOCOBO!!!

[nurikochan24]

I think I died and went to heaven when I heard this song.

[Jiraiya069]

Aberration... from a death metal and Final Fantasy Fan.

[Scythe3556]

Will this chocobo EVER stop? :P

[00cel]

BIRD METAL!!!!!! RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHH

[QuilavaKing]

Lol, yeah. This is no where near death metal.

[DynamitePanda]

love it.  :P

[babbling0o0vale]

Best thing of all time.

[Josee7991]

mixture of my favorite mythical bird and good music. And all in my favorite game. (sorry if my english sucks D:)

[33DarkShire]

Ghhuurrrrrrr, LET'S RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIYYYYYDDAH!!!!!

[lilmissyblee1981]

OMG, I am a hugely retarded derpface. I just remembered; I got the collectors edition and so I have the whole soundtrack on CD....! *headdesk* why did I just now remember that

[nuniruro1515]

This has to be a joke.

[PaternusHentai]

This is literally perfect

[SeaOfInsanity]

I wonder if The Black Mages are kicking themselves they didn't think of doing this on one of their albums lol?

[Eksmanenvencers2]

Anyone can write lyrics? O.o

[gubeym]

lol.... penis reference.

[Redeemer10020]

All sorts of wtf is hitting me right now hahaha

[DarkChaoto]

@yoshimasxl I'm guessing you never played Final Fantasy 10? The opening song to that is metal too. I think it's called Other World or something.

[DarkDyllon]

@DarkChaoto also i cant remember but a part of this song (the beginnign part) and from ff13 at nautilus park it came from another final fantasy cant remember which 1

[Thaynima]

@DarkChaoto It is called otherworld from Rammstein.

[mrjoaosilva]

@Thaynima Otherworld is not from Rammstein, that's just a ridiculous rumor floating around the internet. Source: finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Ot­herworld

[TheMissMuzzy]

Epic.

[TheCrystallish]

Brilliant.

[DonDonAlmighty]

whats with finalfantasy having worded songs nowadays? lol.. i like that they went into rock and not rap! lol but it doesnt feel as finalfantasy as it used to lol...

[Socran]

@DonDonAlmighty Apparently you haven't heard "Worlds Collide".

[FallnThought]

@KotokoRage Amazing. And yet horrible.

[darylwickham]

This is amazing!!

[LupheXine]

XIII-2 did something I have been begging for ever since I played FFTA2; bring back multi-colored chocobos. So far I've caught yellow, green, red, blue, purple, gold and white and I bet there's still more out there I haven't encountered. Now all we need is Sazh. Hurry up, DLC...

[IrresponsebleHATE]

@LupheXine Black and Silver also but the silver is a item u gata find I'll give u a hint its in Acedemia 4XX AF. Also FF9 had multi chocobo

[TheSilentflight]

@LupheXine Yes :3 Sazh can keep them all in his epic chocobo nest ;D

[770megaman]

@LupheXine THERES A SILVER ONE TOOOOOOOOO

[LupheXine]

Game's been out for nearly a month, man. I 100%'ed it weeks ago (excluding upcoming DLC). Thanks, though.

[energon5005]

I think these chocobos are the reason I got the achievement for spening 100k in chocobalinas shop

[shortboypinoy]

i laughed my ass off when this came out. i wanted to ride around longer but i ran out of greens =[

[FilipeRamos96]

@shortboypinoy hah happened to me too!

[SpanishFly120]

Wait... Chocobo goes metal?

[Eseenceblade]

I'm pretty sure if you have this song playing, chocobo's won't be afraid of damn caves or dark areas anymore. It'll probably be thinking its being mounted by a chocobo knight. *KWE--* no 1:46.

[kaoritsukii]

Damnit now I want to buy FFXIII-2. JUST for this song.

This is freaking fantastic. I started grinning like an idiot when I was listening to the lyrics.

[Ghostgirl777]

@kaoritsukii

Me too!! XD

I just found him for the first time in Bresha Ruins -300 AF-

[IrresponsebleHATE]

@Ghostgirl777 You get a fragment skill that makes you able to choose this song for every chocobo you ride... sadly I forgot what fragment set you need for this

[lilmissyblee1981]

@kaoritsukii DO EEET, it is a great game, blows the original out of the water.

[lilj0013]

this chocobo eats more than my gysahl greens it also eats my gill :(

[deathdragonaw]

68 people don't have any Gysahl Greens left

[Enozjay]

I spent all my gils buying g-greens just to listen to this song nonstop

Thanks for uploading i wont have to spend anymore

[yoshimansxl]

A metalcore song in a FF game? lolwut

[crackedheretic]

@yoshimansxl couple of boss fights have more of this, the variety in the soundtrack is pretty cool

[R4LPH0M0N]

This is choco-loco

[JJEDI1138]

I think I can ride this chocobo. :P

[KingZoomo]

I can't take this seriously...

[WielderOfThePencil]

@KingZoomo I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously. I think a song like this for a chocobo is freakin' hilarious!

[smokeldogg]

I live in a world that has a death metal song about Chocobos.

[CyborgNation]

@smokeldogg if you knew what the chocobo does that plays this song when you ride it. you'd understand.

[magoichi75]

@smokeldogg Well look on the bright side....at least it isn't about justin beiber :D

[GriMMFLY]

@smokeldogg thats no death metal -_-

its truly just metal :DD

[johnvucich]

Can you ride my chocobo?

[HATERofEVILcritics]

Monsters avoid normal Chocobos because they are cute and fluffy. The Red Chocobo avoids monsters because they taste bad.

The Red Chocobo doesn't eat all your Gysahl Greens, it's saving them up for the mother of all spliffs.

The Red Chocobo once challenged The Stig to a race but the resulting paradox of meeting themselves destroyed one third of the universe; the Final Fantasy XIII-2 hater third.

[ShadowsBane2]

Must...buy....XIII-2...

[jsh020]

@ShadowsBane2 wait you havent yet, hurry the fuck up already dude, heads up the shocking true ending is being spoiled left and right so get the game and duck for cover until you watch it

also best game square enix has made since FF9

[metroidhunter27]

holy shit this is awesome

[Jsn02682]

Everybody's gonna wanna ride your Chocobo.

[MasterXiggy]

That Greedy ass Red Chocobo cleaned me out D: then it has the nerve to throw you off and leave you stranded... you guys have been warned. Its a bastard

[YoshiAngemon]

The Red Chocobo is a Gysahl Green-guzzling machine, a mutant strain as a result of a paradox. Ride at your own risk, for he rides away if you dismount. I learned that in 300 AF. And it's even worse if you actually FIGHT that Red Chocobo in the Archylte Steppe.

[kerihobo]

this is fuckin AWESOME!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[TheShadowmancers]

You know this game is gonna be good if this theme is only for a chocobo XD

[FFVIIFangirl]

This song made me smile.

[KotokoRage]

Gas 'em up with the greens and let him go Stand back, stand clear as he puts on a show So cute yet fierce, is he from hell? I cannot tell, yet I don't even want to know So you wanna be a trailblazer? Kickin' dirt like a hell raiser? Take the reins, but don't react slow It's time to feel the force of the chocobo

[KotokoRage]

So you think you can ride this chocobo?  Got Chocobucks? You better put them on this chocobo! Saddle up, if you think you can ride in this rodeo Are we in hell? I don't know... to the dirt, let's roll!

[KotokoRage]

You're loco if you think you're gonna hide this chocobo Everybody's gonna wanna ride your chocobo It's choco-loco style in a choco-rodeo Gonna ride him straight through hell in this chocobo rodeo! Yeah, let's ride!

[KotokoRage]

I'll post the lyrics for anyone interested

[KotokoRage]

Waiting on the 10 hour version .-.

[Strife18]

God I want nothing more now than to have a real live Chocobo, strap a saddle with a stereo built into it on it and ride it down the road with song blasting.

[OffedPez]

I didn't play FF13. I am going to buy FF13-2 because of this song.

[KinevAsaic]

So you think you can ride this chocobo? You old FF fans think you can handle some heavy metal while on this red hot bird? If you can't take the heat, then hop on another one. Cause you can't handle this chocobo!!!

[BIueharvest]

What the hell is this? Because it certainly isn't Final Fantasy music.

[XWeedhunterX]

@BIueharvest FFXIII-2 Red Chocobo theme i think.

[Razealuxe]

yes it is. is one of the two Chocobo themes for FFXII-2. get over it man the days of the simple music ost are way gone. I for one embrace it.

[jsh020]

@Razealuxe theres 3 chocobo themes not 2

[kayzaac]

We all miss Nobuo, but we'd be lying through our teeth if we said that every single track he made was a gift from the heavens. Sometimes the most important thing in games is setting the atmosphere, and I'm sure that this song will do so just fine.

[KMerrow]

@ReloadPsi Those who did listen to it died of second-hand embarrassment before they had to chance to dislike it.

[4tknaruto]

CHOCOBO FROOOOOOOM HELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[killerkuriboh0528]

This song is awesome

[MakoKenova]

...MY GOD! I LOVE THIS GAME NOW!

[shinnuXIII]

as soon as I played this, I heard police sirens down the street. o-O

[SoraVongolaX]

...Instant favorite. Enough said.

[hakuhn123]

The Red Chocobo can be recruited to fight ... :D

[defacciailbreaker]

@CrazedRevelations the boss is... a CRAZY CHOCOBO.

[PaladinLight101]

This song is made of win.

[SilviaGTR1]

Seriously the more I listen to this song the more I love it

[amazingofstory067]

what the hell are you doing chocobo?!

[truesight20]

Haha! ...wait. Does this mean Chocobos also live in Mohawks?

[CHINGLEE42]

Hilariously awesome, I love it XD

[balwinder345]

Holy shit! Final Fantasy being FUNNY again?

...Well, I'll be damned...

[absolclaw]

I don't know what's more hilarious.

This hilarious song, or all of the idiots trying to use this song as a reason to hate on SE.

[Summonearth]

they play this song when you ride a red chocobo

[SoundWave341]

lmfao.

[AnimalPoilu]

What the hell ?

RIP Final Fantasy... :( Thumbs up if you agree.

[orwell9788]

This track me burst out laughing so hard! I can't wait to see what scene this is in! Maybe a Red Chocobo comes and tries to eat Serah or something XD

Oh and everyone bitching, there's this thing called a "sense of humor". Please slowly remove the sticks that seem to have lodged themselves so far up your butts. FF doesn't always have to be super emo :O

[SilviaGTR1]

@orwell9788 Totally agree, FFs have always had a sense of humor and this song will be perfect for the red-chocobo. Thank you for actually getting it!!

[orwell9788]

@SilviaGTR1 Oh yeah, just look at FF IX! So many goofy, funny scenes and had music to accompany the scene. Heck, even in a very serious FF like VII you still had Cloud dressing up in drag and a talking stuffed cat on a plushie toy! Just think if you took that scene out of context, fanboys would be calling VII a travesty to the series! People need to learn to lighten up.

[ASocratesGoneMad4]

"Are we in hell? I don't know..."

Thanks to this song, I do.

[FrankEast99]

I love metal but im still suprised i like this somg my self!!!!

[LPFREAK1296]

I miss Nobou Uematsu :'(

[TheDiamondEdge]

@LPFREAK1296

This song HAS been composed by Nobuo Uematsu. A declared fan of rock and metal.

[LPFREAK1296]

@TheDiamondEdge For real ?! D:

[Prayyou]

@LPFREAK1296 This song was composed by Nobou. He's contributing some music to this game.

[betosinsentido]

Can someone post the lyrics?

[omgitzslaphappy]

This is one badass chocobo

[AngelusDlion]

....

....

[kaurii]

I didn't know Rob Zombie worked for SE!

[flownzu]

I like Metal, but srsly this is crap...

[FruschendrixFan01]

I totally just discovered the meaning of life. Thank you for this beautiful music.

[KainTepes]

...what.

[Epistolary8]

Chocobos just got massively hardcore. 

[AlexKazify]

Okay, now this is just awful. :/ I thought the Lake Bresha rap was better than this, yet this has less dislikes.

[Zion1303]

Lulz will be had during these segments.

[ajaxender12]

this is the best stupidest thing thats ever happened

[Scorpiondesu]

This is definitely a sequel to FXIII.

Sounds like shit.

[bacrana]

Fucking awful....

[JuanCarlosX007]

"Everybody's gonna want to ride your Chocobo!!!!"

[SilviaGTR1]

Before any more haters show up, this is a goofy song for the RED CHOCOBO that will be in this game. It's a more mischievous/bad chocobo compared to the normal ones. It's a JOKE.

[SakikoSenpai]

that's freakin awesome!

[TalDSruler]

... My chocobo innuendo meter has finally hit full retard.

[SniperNightOwl]

52 people don't know what constitutes music >.>

[Allforone246]

@PliskinIroquois007 I agree.. it weird.. when I listened to it I was like.. O.O Different... Now its like I'm cool with it and its only the Chocobo Racing theme anyways.. Haterz gonna hate

[Milesaru]

If the lyrics weren't so fucking stupid and the vocalist so nu-metal, I’d probably like this lol

They should of got the singer from FFX's Otherworld

[jmxbox]

THIS IS TERRIBLE

[NirusuKun]

Wolf sends me.

[SuperSahama]

@NirusuKun a Wolf send you?

[NirusuKun]

@SuperSahama YESss

[RagnaXBL]

*headbangs* muddahfuggin CHOCOBOS!

[EllynoUta]

my panties come off to this.

[qwertyuiop78945612]

Pretty funny song. Never played XIII and probably not gonna play XIII-2, but its pretty strange how FF has no idea what it wants to be anymore. I mean it seems like the style (both art-style and style/story themes in general) is all over the place. Again, I haven't played either so what the fuck do I know.

No words are strong enough.