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  • i kant stop laughing

  • Fake and Gay

  • When ole toothless speaks we all listen

  • guy 3rd from the left...GUILTY!

  • The Fart is amazing. It knows no language barrier. It's universal. It's the same thing in every culture. In the most solemn or serious situtation, it's guarenteed to make you laugh.

  • Somebody farting in church has to be the ultimate. I mean...how do you not sit there next to one of your buddies feeling the laughter welling up inside you, trying to stifle it, while your friend is shaking with laughter himself. The whole thing becomes contagious. Suddenly somebody else is laughing and squeezes one out, and the whole room is about to fall out of their seats. By now the choir is smiling and trying to keep from cracking up. God must have a sense of humor. He gave us farts.

  • @TheMurphy831

    Dude, my bro farted in church right after the preist said

    "And may his spirit watch over us"

    I bit my finger so hard, i swear i had blood running down.

  • @CorporalDwaynHicks

    I assume you were in the military. Have you ever experienced anybody farting while standing in formation? I mean...if anybody cracked a smile, wouldn't you have a sargeant in your face? Wipe that smile off your face soldier. How could that not make you laugh even harder? Talk about pressure.

  • @TheMurphy831

    not military, but i did Marching band in high school.

    my teacher was stricked as hell, before games and practice it was ok to smile a lil.

    After games, he would do an after game pep talk. At this time your tired, hot sweaty, and just wanna go home. Last thing you want is for someone to fire one off and you bust out laughing.

  • @CorporalDwaynHicks

    Oh band...well it probably wouldn't sounded like somebody in the Tuba section.

  • @CorporalDwaynHicks

    I can only imagine what you went through. Most of the time the comment from the priest or minister that follows only makes it worse. If the minister said "may the lord watch over you", or "peace be with you", I'd be finished. Imagine if you're a muslim and your kneeling and bowing to Allah and the guy in front of you cuts the cheese. That's enough to make you consider changing religions.

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  • Guysss this is suppose to be a serious Meeting :O

  • Haha!

  • I'm totally that guy.

    When someone farts, I can't stop laughing.

    Even ten minutes later when the moment is dead and gone.

  • Squeeze the cheese

  • Alright,WHO THE FREAK FARTED!

  • In school, when we get to the age where you are expected to politely ignore farts, I was always the one snorting behind my hand cracking up when someone did it in class.

  • The chick is cute ;)

  • who farted?

  • We can all be mature adults, someone farts and we're all 8 years old again.

  • Where would we be without the fart? No matter how tough life gets, nothing cracks us up so universally as hearing somebody cut the cheese. Especially in the most unexpected situtations.

  • What is America these days?

  • The laugh was funnier than the fart

  • wow..at school during a math test somone farted and it was COMPLEATLY silent !!

  • @1909alice

    That is known as SBD. Silent But Deadly.

  • @TheMurphy831 wasent silent

  • The first fart sounded wet.

  • One good fart deserves another.

  • Who keeps farting?

  • No better moment in life than to get the giggles that just won't stop lol!

  • Ha she shat her pants

  • Lady: And discussion.... Mayor?

    Mayor: *PHFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT!!!*

    Lady: would you like to...

    Mayor: *laughing hysterically* That's a first.

    LMFAO omfg i laughed until tears were streaming down my face. XDDDD

  • While I was watching this, I got the full effect since my bulldog was farting up a storm.

  • who farted? I can't tell.

  • feel like five years old :P

  • Ahh aaa that shit was nasty

  • the guy that was laughing made me laugh harder

  • its really funny when u hear someone fart in target and they dont know that they farted

  • I don't think the farter expected it would echo so loundly.

  • UNBELIEVABLE... I´M CRYING FOR LAUGHING!!!!!! :o])

  • Damn...I bet that smells gooood!!!

  • @peartfaldo yea lol

  • Haha i woulda soooooo claimed that :D

  • farting can always make the most professional situation so funny lmao

  • who delt it?

  • @raurimckenna she did it

  • haha she was so calm

  • Farting is Gods say of saying, Lighten up once in a while! LOL

  • who farted?

  • How have i found myself watching this?

  • @C011at3rAlxM0rR1 dude, it's a fart, just go along and laugh :P

  • was that real!?

  • @fleuranstee Yes

  • Farting is ALWAYS ALWAYS funny.

  • i t5hink it was the blond chick that let them rip how said fart jokes arnt funny

  • I think my story can top it all. Back in my High School days, a buddy next to me had one slip out during the moment of silence at our rememberance day assembly. It was bad enough it happend, but this group of bitchy preppie chicks thought I did it! Plus it was hard for me and most to keep a straight face "when old toothless spoke up" and I finaley had to laugh, as did other's when a teacher started slapping buddy around for it.

  • Immaturity is awesome no matter how old you get.

  • she farted..... and then couldnt stop herself doing it again hahahahaahhaahha

  • I once had the hic-ups in church. I couldn't stop laughing. the more I laughed the louder the hic-ups got I was so embarrassed I couldn't go back to my seat after I gpt a drink

  • Farter

  • Three and a half million views? You people are so juvenile!

    I, of course, am only here to catch up on the city council meetings.

    ...Which city is this? :)

  • @PatchesRips Don't lie. You enjoy a fart like the rest of civilization. ;)

  • Hahah! I farted during jury duty last week, while the DA was presenting his case to the judge. I thought I could squeeze it out silently,,,but no,,,,it was a ripper. Everyone in the courtroom was staring at me, including the judge. I felt like I was the one on trial! :D

  • @TeenTwinkTween Did they charge you with contempt of court?....LOL

  • @CheckM8King2 LOL. No. I just said, "scuze meh" and pretended like nothing happened. I thought the shite was going to hit the fan though, when the mean judge looked down her nose at me. :P But oddly enough, I became more popular with the other 2 people in my age range. Hahaha

  • @TeenTwinkTween That is funny. I would have LMAO! You're my new hero!

  • SHE FARTED?! LOL

  • my son called me one day from school and said "i need more pants" i said why he said everyone was farting in class so i tried and i shit my pants. I LMFAO while i was on the phone with him and he was pissed. hes in 10th grade to hahaha.

  • nope did not lagh

  • The two farts happen after the mention of the words "discussion" and "pass through." Perfect timing.

  • LOL

    

  • One loud raspberry fart in a crowded room will be used as cover for a dozen silent emissions.

  • oosuper

  • No matter how old you are, hearin' someone fart will always be funny.

  • @360sk8t I know, That is so Great!

  • lmfao thats the wrooooong place to do a fart at cuz of the seriousness lolz that guy cudn't stop laughing lolzzz

  • I've farted.

  • LOLOL That's just funny

  • umm....thats a tough one.

  • not funny, i fart al the time

  • now you gone and done it!!! you made my friend over the phone laugh her ass off!

  • wait for it 0:52

  • press 7 and enjoy xD

  • Pause 15 minutes jerks .

  • looks like these idiot don't hear farts on regular basis !

  • That sounded like a B flat!

  • she is hot! even tho it might just be that the 240p works to her advantage..

  • this is hilirious

  • I love the deep raspy laughs of councilmen ;)

  • Who farted?

  • 240p we meet again

  • agreement for architectural daylighting?

    more like FART-chitectural daylighting

  • Speak and be heard! Oh toothless one

  • it's been "passed" through(brrrrr) the county lol.

  • omg this made me laugh

  • Funny thing was that was the perfect fart for some airtime.

  • not A WASTE OF TIME

  • First time for everything-too funny-Good job-I needed a good laugh-I don't feel good-made my night-mtr

  • 0:09 fart fart fart fart fart!!!!

  • 9 for the gas works!!

  • Who's the sinner?

  • farts are universal funny

  • These Microphones have too much range. I agree with the writer above: did someone hold the microphone up to their keister? Carlin was right; Fart are funny.

  • so wheres the gay person that cant stop laughing?

  • Seems every public fart video I watched, there is always one or two that will say thety are FAKE. Granted some may be but most in my opinion are genuine. Check out Megyn Kelly with her toot.

  • "That's a first." lol

  • I was at this meeting. This is fake. They were laughing about something else . . . the farts are superimposed.

  • Enemy Fart Incoming!!!

  • these are the people running your country! lol .. That's the real joke

  • yes !i think so !someone has farted  in there!

    geeeeeeeeeeeees!

    someone has eaten beans or what?

    :)

  • I was part of our church mission trip from NY to Kentucky about 20 years ago. Our pastor, who was about 70 at the time, joined us because he would be retiring soon. We were sitting in a circle one night around midnight having devotionals and the minister was leading in prayer. It was silent, somber...then the minister gave a little "toot." Everyone was silent for a few more seconds, but then no one could keep the laughter in - including the minister!! XD

  • That is hilarious. I don't care who you are, or what you say, you know it's funny.

  • kepp clicking #4 and theres another fart

  • Art is an explosion XD

  • Well if they didn't fart, what the hell are they laughing at!!!

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  • I love it when people believe that they really farted in this video.

  • hard to control it when you're old......

  • 0:35

    "You can't make this stuff up."

    Are you kidding lady? A lot of movies in the past ten years have annoyingly tried to use flatulence in some kind of humorous fashion.

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  • IT WAS THE KID WHO TOLD HIS DAD HE FARTED

  • I was in a votech classroom once when the guy beside me let it rip thinking he was being funny, it was dead quiet and nobody said anything so he just sat there and turned about 3 shades red. That was the funniest part.

  • I farted at a job interview.Totally unexpected I just wanted the change the position of my feets, I unadvertandly crushed a huge farty bubble I thought I had forced back in my buthole.I could feel the cracks on my face. I had never been so embarassed in my whole life and in front of total strangers.

  • @cannoir did u get the job? ;)

  • I worked on the opposite building for a few years I got the gig from them actually cos I was suited for the other company.They were that cool.The fartgate was the subject of an internal meme that followed me on the new job.I apologized immediately after I must have been so terribly embarassed that they told me please please don't worry !!.My entire script, rehearsal had just fallen apart.I still cringe when I think of that day.something you cannot get over in the strict corporate world.

  • @cannoir

    Did you get the job?

  • @cannoir Did you get the job?

  • @cannoir XD

  • @cannoir LOL..I have never laughed so hard as I did when reading your post!

  • @jeffy5869 Me too!!!!

  • @jeffy5869 Me too!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • @cannoir Did u get the job? ^ ^

  • is that weird when they farted i was able to smell it , while watching the video ?

  • lol

    

  • the last one sounded a bit like a queef

  • @thatfeltwet hahaha true

  • that was not funny at all

  • THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT !!!

  • their not talking about the farts -_-

  • I would love for this kind of fart to come out, in school during a test or during a boring lecture ;)

  • @foreverbriannaslove5 OH I farted during a school assembly when I was in 5th grade and the whole school heard it and caused quite an uproar. Mind you it was a Catholic school and I farted as our school principal--a nun--was saying an opening prayer! We still laugh about it to this day!

  • How did i get here ??

  • classic lol

  • did yall see the ppl at the bottom of the screen dyin LMAO

  • Fart is Art!! :D

  • Farts Arnt Funny .. who am i kidding LOOL :')

  • God bless america !!!

  • And afterwards they blame their children because they make pee-poo-jokes.... Very funny indeed XD

  • the air laughing is the funniest part and the farts sound real as fuck ahhahahahaa

  • A fake fart video that's actually funny!

  • Someone stepped on a Duck.

  • It's cos the kid walked in

  • keep hitting 0:08

  • GUYS DONT YOU GET IT , ITS JUST A VIDEO REDCORDING , AND SOUND EFFECTS HAVE BEEN ADDED !!!!!!! HOW STUPID CAN U GET !!!!!!!

  • @taaylorwarmington Sounds and what about their gestures and laughing?

  • @taaylorwarmington

    no it's ifart. An iphone app...

  • its a game to them but not at school it is

  • the most exciting part about this conference was a fart

  • if you deny it, you supply it

  • Jesus farted. I have proof.

  • the first fart...sounded nasty

  • In school teachers ask you to leave the t

    to "cool off" as in...I am going to come out there and give you a behavioral warning.But when someone in a presidential meeting farts and there is someone laughing they don't get sent outside.While teachers tell us to control ourselves

  • @mesean214 That is because sir, this is fucking hilarious.

  • Rofl their reactions are epic.

  • @CxRax seriously this isnt school get a life

  • @CxRax nah he's right get a life faggot

  • he should've gone - guys, i think that was me