ERC - 3 in 1

[Chinelin]

Nice rant there, also fucking hilarious.

[Xamuswing]

@HelpfulYoshi or is it a womaman

(Fable 3 Achievmant reference)

[HelpfulYoshi]

Let's see: His/her appearance looks unisex, his/her voice sounds unisex, and his/her name is unisex. So my conclusion: It's gender is a Shemale.

[mechaart]

another funny vid XD

[GSboyNEO]

2:18-2:20

FUCKING CLASSIC

[satopra]

"We hate you too."

...

that must be Gollum from Lord of the Rings

[FreewayTitan]

It doesn't exactly help that his/her name is Alex. That's a unisex name O_o

Nice video DCE.

[Rebelx434]

I LOL SO hard at the beginning

[Werezilla]

Soooooooo, did we ever find out which gender this person is? I never found out.

[teababe27]

I love your speechless face.

[Ardhamon5000]

Out of all your ERCs, I just love this one!!

[YouAllSuck5000]

@Ardhamon5000 And to think that he & Weird are friends now.

[dankoopa]

kids today really love to butcher the English language

[Mytruenameis]

I still haven't figured out what the hell that guy...girl...thing is...

[sonicfeet]

"Talk to the hand-- my giant, manly hand-- even though I'm supposed to be a girl."

[sonicfeet]

0:33

I think I can smell its breath from here.

[TigerDragon27]

His face is creepy now.

[DemonicRemption]

DCE:"No, Bitch, is Bitch."

Well DCE apparently you weren't in the states very long, because what he says is true about "Bee-atch" meaning "hello" in a way. at least among me and my ethnic class.

[Krakachan]

Has anyone ever felt the need to scream "Curse you, Chadwarden!" whenever you see vids like this? :)

[TigerDragon27]

He has a new account.

[UniversalTVfan1994]

LOL lovegod703 got suspended! xD

[theunstoppableplaya]

DCE why would you own him in the vidoeo now he has to go around being your beeeeeeetch on youtube.Why would you stirke again?LMAO

[MoonShadowWolfe]

"Me no care, even though you talk me bad."

I can't seem to stop laughing.

[Xlion901]

Lets just call him/her "it."

[Mytruenameis]

Lols! My friend, you are completely right... and wtf is that thing? A guy or a girl?

[theunstoppableplaya]

LMAO I think it's something in between.

[JSBUnitedVideos]

I wonder if anyone ever talked Ayla bad.

[theunstoppableplaya]

That's a real shame people will get shot for anything these days.

[theunstoppableplaya]

LMAO,Here it is it's me bitch.I was laughing though the whole video after that part.

[Napalmxxx2]

I was wondering if the "it" had a cramp during a period or something

[theunstoppableplaya]

LMFAO

[Napalmxxx2]

if not a period maybe "it" was having a heart attack from being behind by a decade, the #1 rule of catch phrases: they become insanely pointless when douchebags start using them.

[theunstoppableplaya]

Yeah he does say it alot though the video.

[Napalmxxx2]

here's the biggie: who the hell even uses catchphrases anymore?

[theunstoppableplaya]

I don't know LOL

[Napalmxxx2]

me either.

[theunstoppableplaya]

And if you notice he/she tires to act like he/she is black.

[Napalmxxx2]

I know, whoever that is gives black people a bad name, and I know a few black people who are really good people that do not act like that.

[theunstoppableplaya]

@Napalmxxx2 I agree with you because i am half-black half-native american myself.

But he/she that was trying to act black in the video just to be tuff.

[Napalmxxx2]

funny, if I wanted to act tough I would be swinging a crowbar or a folded chair while wearing a muscle suit and editing my voice to make me sound tougher than I really am, something creative while shouting "Im gonna kick your ass!" or something in that ballpark.

[theunstoppableplaya]

LMAO,Yeah some people on the internet try to act black as a mean of acting tough.That kind of attuitde that they have can get them beat up.

[Napalmxxx2]

especially by a REAL black person

[theunstoppableplaya]

oh yeah a real black person would take offense to some one posing as a blackb person.but really the kid could get beat up by anybody.

[Napalmxxx2]

the guy wouldnt live 5 minutes in a fight with a real black person, all the ones I have seen fight are really freaking good and exceptionally dangerous.

[theunstoppableplaya]

excactly,that's why people try to act black in the first place is to just act tough,but you see that most of them are talk.

[Napalmxxx2]

last person who did that directly to me I told em to get shot and them brag.

[theunstoppableplaya]

yeah that what you got to tell them

[Napalmxxx2]

I actually have the right to brag on that part because I have been shot, twice and it hurts like hell.

[theunstoppableplaya]

why did somebody shoot you?

[Napalmxxx2]

I pissed off a gang member by painting over their tag on my mom's car.

[gopanthers327]

RandomDCE you rock although I would like to see more HDGs

[r3v3ng3ofthef4113n]

Let me teach you lesson? Talk You Bad? That's lesson? Everypeople?

My God, it's kids like him who are slowly destroying the English language.

#6 Most Annoying Person On Youtube.

[Napalmxxx2]

and #1 on the most retarded users list, congrats to this transvestite guy who knocked Fred down one.

[sonicfeet]

That BBBIIIIIIIITCH doesn't even look foreign.

I think it's suffering from severe mental retardation.

[VidNationNut]

I don't even know who "Debbie from Friday" is - do I need to watch more movies?

[Bigbattle22]

"We hate you too."?

English Mo-Fo, do you use it?!!!

[VidNationNut]

Of course not, what did you expect from lovegod703? He/she/it sounds like one of Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriends...

[TheDarksocks]

He got suspended, thank god.

[pvaglueman123]

"Bitch is Bitch"

so true DCE

[TravisTuchdown]

it's a guy look at the man boobs.

[Rhoeysama]

I think it's a chick. A very masculine one at that.

[CrazyLocoX19]

ME BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH

Jesus christ, what the hell what that!!!? 0.o

I think hes a guy, but hes just gay. REALLY gay.

[Animagi101]

sweet vid dce.

[lovegod703]

Aww thanks for the Vid!

[RandomDCE]

I thought you didn't care. Or am I talking to your hand right now?

[troysson81]

I gotta ask, what are you?

[PrimusPrimal1995]

yup, your a homo.

[TravisTuchdown]

fucker

[cchasler]

To lovegod703

You are a freak.

[MoonShadowWolfe]

Wow ... how could lovegod be THIS stupid? No self-awareness, that's what this kid has.

[MikauTheFlower]

I laughed so hard at "YOU ARE A homo" for some reason. :(

[FissionMailed21]

I'm scared shitless.

Hold me.

[darkgomugomu]

i think its a girl....then again i have this one friend who sounds afeminate, but he's a guy...so..............i have no fucking idea!

[PrimusPrimal1995]

you and me both dude, or miss, cus i'm fucking clueless as to what this abomination is.

[DragonMKII]

Strangely, this vile freak of nature reminds me of Slippy, from Starfox... but Slippy has at least got some self-respect.

Gender-confused much?

[Bobcheese400]

Nice video, hilarious... and sheeeeiiiit.

[Remino52]

._. Ohh wow O_O. *favorites* I'm ashamed to be human.

[MoonShadowWolfe]

I've been ashamed of that for years.

[Remino52]

I am surprised there are no comments saying "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" This girl/guy/thing is SCREAMING it.

[zachbaube]

dude, u r fuckin funny this whatever it is really stupid hey when's the next hdg or erc comin out

[MGTRANSFORMER]

i didnt it was possible but this kid made me vomit.

seriously it did.

[GreatNegus]

...do we have to go through that "What 22 yr. olds sound like" thing AGAIN???

[silverblade357]

Dude, if you cannot look at his self-indulgent website and realize this brat has not gotten through middle school, you're giving him way too much credit. Between the complete disregard for even the most basic rules of grammar to calling himself a "Famous Celebrity on Youtube", I really don't know which is a better example of him immaturity.

[GreatNegus]

...true

[AVPen]

1. There's no way in hell that this kid is 25.

2. I have no ****ing clue as to what the hell this kid's gender is

3. If it is indeed a guy... may god help help all.  -_-

[Pur3knight56]

Fucking Christianu2uber started this fad...LOl

[Scurry254624]

what was the song at 0:46 please

[ashmish123]

did you find out what the song was? if so tell me please

[Scurry254624]

Song is Tarzan Boy by Baltimora. I remembered it from TMNT 3. Thought it sounded familiar.

[MGTRANSFORMER]

that song always reminds me of TMNT 3

[jooshiscrazy]

It's a man. His name is Alex.

[MikailCaboose]

A "man" indeed... Perhaps it's shortened, like Alex in Eternal Darkness?

[MNSv2]

what is even more hilarious is that Lovegod703 says he's/she's/it's 25 years old...wow who will believe that? *facepalm*

[lookatmedriving]

I've had this kid posting comments on a video of mine. He's pissed.

[XpoezziewoezzieX]

0.0..... and shit

[blackheartedartist]

OMG WTF this guy/girl is older than me i think yet i think i might more mature than this guy hell any one would be. At least i know what gender i am. think this guy need to check... and shiiiiiiit beotch

[MannyFresh1254]

i troll this guy at least once a day haha XD and yes,i have a social life,but we all like fucking with somone every once in a while. i do it for the lulz

[the8888]

apaarintly its a guy, his parents probly cried when it was born and found nothing there

[WolfmanNougat]

You wanna ed-you-cate us, beotch? Well guess what?

We don't need no, education!

Sorry, it was the first thing that sprang to mind.

[trainchugger53]

He/she's just another brick in the wall

Pink Floyd rocks

[theunknownmaggot]

pink floyd ftw.

[eviltaniwha]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[hydro107]

wow DCE was Speech less...the worlds coming too it's end D=

[DuskShark]

I find it frightening when my mother said I look like him/she/it. She needs glasses(or eye surgery).

[PaperRayman]

Damn, that guy's annoying... And shiiiiiit.

[GirBrothers4n5]

so talk to the hand......beotch

[Kassius420]

This is fucking awsome

[BLACKJACKY009]

DCE, Nia Long(Debbie from Friday) is waaaaaaayyyyyy better looking than this dude/dudette.

[GigglesTheHedgehog]

lovegod is supposed to be a guy. By the way awsome commentary

[Hypersonadow400]

an sheiit

[Darkoutcast44]

"Bitch is Bitch"

gold...just gold.

[Herriman]

Lovegod703 works for disney

[sonicario55]

just shows how screwed up disney is. XD

[jplaffo]

That pic for the third video is begging for a rule 34ing

[YTsDarkKnight]

Hey DCE, what are YOUR thoughts on Disney now owning Marvel?

[chaomaster37]

wait WHAT DISNEY OWNS MARVEL T_T OH GOD

[xCrazyJayx]

Hey, as long as the X-men don't end up in the next High School musical, I'm not going to worry about it...though, the Hulk beating the shit out of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas brothers sounds like a good idea to me.

[TheTrueChaosUnifier]

xCrazyJayx that should be a new spin off show.

I'd watch that!

[chaomaster37]

fuck ya that sounds good to me

[conradojavier]

WB Owns DC

Disney Owns Marvel

[YTsDarkKnight]

So does that mean we're going to have a four-way crossover on our hands sometime in the near future?

[VidNationNut]

Or, how about "... and shiitt" - Pickle!

I know, it's an AVGN reference, sorry...

[VidNationNut]

"Today, I'm going to talk about how to slap my slippers on the table to get mommy's attention while making a video"

And

"I want my breakfast cereal now, beeeeetch!"

[tehcrapinator]

wow. This is damn hilarious! I gotta see his videos :P

[CopperMasterX]

0:55 thats a DCE first! :D

[TheRetardBrigade]

dam is that chris crocker and chadwarddenn's sad abortion for a child

man leave that wii controller alone

[DragenHermit]

Thats not a women baby... ITS A MAN!

[joethehero2]

"talk you bad"

me grimlock talk you bad too

[driskell1354]

his face i feel like i'm looking in a mirror 0_0

[RandomUserNam3]

talk to the elbow, coz the hand can't be fucked stretching all the way out just to talk to you.

[HeatLegs]

I think this kid was christian"homo"u2ber's boyfriend. We should call him BEEEETCH boy.

[PrimusPrimal1995]

call him BEEEETCH when he's a GEEEMP

[DarkspinedZim]

@ the end: exactly what I was thinking

[MrShade40]

ugh that pictur givs me the willeys

[theunknownmaggot]

just when i thought people could not get more genderly indefinable. he.... she.... IT makes chris crocker look like a macho man. at 1:37, i wonder what all those snapping sounds are.....

[327HUH]

(s)he needs to get a life

[HyperMoeMan]

Broken english much?

no. bitch is bitch.

NO not mean comments, anthing but that!

[TenmaMizoku]

o.e...wow...this thing gives tranny a new meaning

[SonicWeapon]

You tell, um... it RandomDCE!

That's NO good!

[waterdolphin777]

o.0 I thought you were joking when you first said that you couldn't tell whether it was it was guy or girl. I didn't think he'd(?) actually sound so feminine. O.O

[rpere008]

S/he said "we hate you too". Is there more than one? Ugh!

[EnkerZero]

Another symbiote victim.

[DarkTemplarKain]

i swear to god the first thing that comes to mind is Smeagol, or Gollum when i look and listen to this person. =/

[PsychoTheHedgehog]

6:14 If she doesn't care about the angry comments, then WHYYYYYYYYYYY the hell did she-he-whatever make the vid in the first place?

[TheRuruGuru]

Veryweirdgirly said it was a he. I'll take her word for it.

[Amphibimew]

(s)he sounds alot like the 4th graders at my school ._.

[theyoshine]

AHHAahaha its chad waren's gay little brother

[Hookman1000]

...I... I...I'm scared! I am honest-to-god scared!

[TAGMOMG]

I'm pretty sure it's a guy. I've heard guys sound like that before...

*shuddder.*

Anyway, Nice one, DCE. I did notice the other ERC in your faves, but I didn't expect you to do this.

[lindosss]

if that is a she, is a really UGLY SHE...

[Sploog321]

He's either a girl, or a homo.

[NesoriTsuki]

i think its a girl just because of the voice

[JetTheSodaMaster]

...It looks like a guy...I think.... but it sounds like a girl... the hell? I have no comment...

[GreyMatter00Duh]

Herm.

That's the only gender I can think of.

Yes, herm is a gender.

No, not really.

[Articmoon77]

BEEEEEIIIITCH!!!!

[blackoutdarkgizoid]

Hey. . . .

"HEY!"  XD

[theyoshine]

This she man thing is actually subscribed to dce

[CoreMarine]

OH....MY...GOD...

I have nothing to say (lol hypocrite)

[Masterheart]

wow, I can not believe there are actually people this retarded, hes either a null gender, or so styreotypically gay that he is literally a girl inside a boys body

[XcatisX]

7:25 We hate U2! I think BlackBerry would disagree.

[0Slathalin0]

umm.... what is that thing making the videos... guy or girl.... or both?

[ZaikiTheLycan]

Great job DCE, thanks to you, people have a new way to tell idiots how dumb they are and not call it a rant or commentary.

[TheTrueChaosUnifier]

There's been a lot of ear rape on Youtube lately, where are these fucktards coming from?

[MissTrickster]

i think i died with laughter beeettccchhh lmfao xD what da hell is it? girl or boy?

[thesillycrusader]

Oh Primus. what the heck?

Yes a bitch is a female dog.

[pokemoneinstein]

lol That kid is the level of fat that you can tell he's fat just by hearing his "b" sounds.

[wickedwitchwest12323]

it me beeeeeeeeeeetch! this kid is a transvestite girl i'm guessing

[indievideos]

I hate to say it but you're wrong DCE

Bitch is an old English word for a female dog

=P

[SuperSonic1017]

He meant that bitch doesn't mean 'hey what's up?' he means it as saying the word bitch.

[pauling7]

looks like a shehe

[DaddyWalrusguy]

He's gay thats what

[darkgomugomu]

i had a friend once who i thought was a guy, but then found out was a girl. i felt so sorry for her, then again she was really annoying so i made fun of her for it XD

[smartboy201]

(For the first part) Chris Crocker and Chad Warden?

I'll give you one better:

chibinekodemyx's "L" (Not CND himself, just the imitation), and PimpinmasterDX... His voice is dull, and he even has a Semi-Redneck "Impression" at the start! Heh...

Also, if someone tried "Talking you bad" (Which for being a grammar nazi, KILLS me to hear), and you actually tried acting AGGRESSIVE towards them, wouldn't that be a worse idea than just not doing anything at all? Ugh...

[smartboy201]

As for the other 2 parts, I don't think I can even say anything here about "KIng/Queen Hippo-crite" that you didn't already say... He tells people not to let it bother them, then gets bothered by it HIMSELF...

You know, there's an old saying about how one shouldn't speak of something unless one knows about it first-hand... I believe that's usually false.

... Usually... because people like THIS tend to show otherwise... Heh...

[lolmechy]

Buperty

[skyknight332]

My lungs hurt! How can this guy (or girl) be serious.....

WTF dude.....

-Skyknight332

[KingBronzeL]

Its a girl, you can tell by the voice.

[cloudshad]

but he looks like a guy

[KingBronzeL]

I dated a girl with short hair that was easily mistaken for a guy, but trust me there was ways to tell, and from said experiance I can tell "it" is a girl that uses really really bad slang. Pretty sure she is from the south near a ghetto, otherwise she wouldn't hear that kind of...grammer, if you can call it that.