The Big Bang Theory - Please tell me you're not having coitus

[DiaNNokia]

i would wreck that chick

[701shep]

ide love to have coitus with penny

[bisomad]

"coitus" is a very funny word

[EdelGarstad]

KONY 2012

[TheDreamCloud]

1:52 Leonard's face as he says "no".  xD

[animaljp3]

1:20 from the wast down the shields are up". Boobs!

[BULLSHIT1173]

VIOLATE THE NEUTRAL ZONE!!!!

[Futurepast1000]

Great scene!

[ColterDewitt]

1:53 Trollface.

[schackmountain]

lol leonard is in the right bed. => goes to penny => both in right bed oO

[BlueJay1334]

i can't believe she didn't get the neutral zone. even non smart people use that word

[DaveLegendaryStinson]

raj ur a fucking cock blocker lol

[weasel1216]

Who thought that Raj was gonna do the do alone ;)

[JackRabbitSlim]

Ok, Girls reading this, pay attention: DO NOT share a bed with a guy unless you are willing to have sex with him, I don't care whether you consider him your best friend (in other words you're friendzoning him), I don't care if you're drunk and you think it's all wild and crazy to share a bed with a guy...DON'T. We will always want sex ok, and laying in a bed with a girl if they are even remotely attractive, and not being able to do anything is fucking torture,

Either sex or gtfo!

[TheRushingWind]

@JackRabbitSlim bullshit. Some of us are men and thus can actually control our desires

[JackRabbitSlim]

@TheRushingWind I never said it was about controlling our urges, I've had to di it on a few occasions in the past with girls who for one or another ended up in my bed (though with one girl she actually 'felt' my desire and reciprocated -it ended very wellon that occason).

No, what I'm saying is there will always be desires, that's the whole point, not about whether you can controll them, and sometimes I think girls are so dam naive in this matter. It can be torture.

[Blahblahblaafmn]

@JackRabbitSlim You say it's not about controlling desires, then say it's "Torture". That's directly appealing to how difficult it is for you to control them. Stop trying to be some pseudo-intellectual and spouting this nonsense about men being mindless sex-craving dogs. If you can't keep it in your pants, that's your problem and you're weaker for it. Comical too how you call girls naive, yet you're the one that's naive for thinking they should have to accommodate you.

[JackRabbitSlim]

@Blahblahblaafmn All I heard in that inane post is pretty much summed up in your name.

[Blahblahblaafmn]

@JackRabbitSlim So basically you have nothing to respond with so you just insult me and expect it proves your point. Great job!

[JackRabbitSlim]

@TheRushingWind I never said it was about controlling our urges, I've had to do it on a few occasions in the past with girls who for one reason or another ended up in my bed (though with one girl she actually 'felt' my desire and reciprocated -it ended very wel lon that occason).

No, what I'm saying is there will always be desires, that's the whole point, not about whether you can controll them, and sometimes I think girls are so dam naive in this matter. It can be torture.

[ThePantyDroper]

@JackRabbitSlim You must be a virgin, young, or have not had very much action before. I've been able to sleep next to a girl and have absolutely no desire whatsoever for sex. It's not that difficult.

[Zillygf]

@JackRabbitSlim Speak for yourself man.

[MrXtuba]

Hahaha coitus

[nerdobrot]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!! i watch it EVERY day.

[cvalen15]

True dat jaja

[maplespak]

YOU'RE A JERK FOR HAVING EMBEDDING DISABLED

[TheSupremeHD]

true dat.

[730gamer]

3:53 NO WE DON"T WANNA WATCH BRIDGETTE JONES' DIARY!!! LMAOOOO!!!

[MrRoflmao105]

cock blocked!!!



[ProDeathblow]

what's up with the ridiculous top comments? yeah, that was supposed to be the joke you know

[theafterbiter]

1:40 XD Sheldon is awesome!

[AlderDragon]

1:50 is my favorite part :D

[andymattingly1]

Leonard got cockblocked. . . Again

[dannynaylor352]

1:57 RAJ WANTS A WANK!!!!

[NorwegianWeed]

true dat !

[codeman7055]

I think after that... leonard strikes out if i'm not mistaken, I might be, so don't hold that agents me.

[meinmyblackvtop]

1:53 - johnny galecki's face!!!! :D

[BMI07]

"YES" "NO" LOL!!!!! best part!

[nelizmastr]

9gag blows. leecher noobs! memecenter FTW

[Impactfilms1337]

9GAG army marches on 

[TwanknTwonk]

doesn't matter, had coitus

[athleticduke]

9gag unite :D

[dim12mt]

back to 9gag

[TheAGGF75]

Four minutes of a infinite laugh...hahaha Raj want to "Bridgette Jones Diary"...but i don't understand one thing... who bites?

[TheBostonRage]

@TheAGGF75 Amy. She's like a female Sheldon.

[MrFrenchLake]

What season and episode this?

[sanemcelikcim]

@MrFrenchLake season 4 episode 13 (description)

[newstarcadefan]

Leonard definately had the best Chesshire cat grins :D

[omalor]

Raj is such a wuss, how did he let himself be kicked out of his original room?? by a stiff like Sheldon no less!

[april199510]

Oh man... I was looking forward to watching them have coitus! :'( ...I'm upset now ;P xx

[092601abc]

lol raj just cock blocked him hahah

[Extrashockwave]

Big Bang is so flipping funny

[TBlueJaysfan]

why did raj go to howard's room

[SamsTheatre]

Sorry... but where are they ? some kind of hotel, what was the situation in this episode?

[omalor]

@SamsTheatre they were all attending some science conference, which included a one night hotel stay with all expenses paid, and Amy invited Penny along because she is her best friend.

[lillagah]

omg the woman laughing 3:57 sounds like a deranged hyena. beautiful.

[laslayer130688]

Raj = cock block!

[Sameerghulam]

Haha Raj is humming the Route 1 Theme from Pokemon.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

LOL, you can hear Leonard on the move as soon as Penny says "violate the neutral zone."

[alel3001]

1:52 Troll face leonard

[DinosaurFan88]

ROFL, Raj just lets Sheldon in. XD

[writetomanik]

thumbs up if u think at 1:57 raj brought the tissues for masturbation :P

[ageoforton686]

@writetomanik yeah that was the point

[writetomanik]

@ageoforton686 haha... thx man !!!

[ageoforton686]

@writetomanik No problem pal

[GNerdful]

@writetomanik well done you got the joke...

[3viLCL0wNxxx]

@writetomanik Captain Obvious is real :O!!!!

[Kilox1000]

@writetomanik dude its cause he was watching girly movies and he was going to cry

[writetomanik]

@Kilox1000 my comment was meant as a joke... read my comment carefully... its not causality... its jst humour... :)

[OGonawayWrestling]

@writetomanik You're a dumbass, he was watching girl movies and he was crying.

[writetomanik]

@OGonawayWrestling and I was starting to believe the world is short of idiots... chill bro... read my comment slowly with eyes wide open, balls tightly gripped and ass firmly on the table... and then my frnd you may get what that comment meant :)

[DancerBaybee17]

@writetomanik Most Epic top comment EVER!

[writetomanik]

@DancerBaybee17 thx man... some guys didnt get the humour though... they're actually saying i m wrong... that doubles the humour :)

[DancerBaybee17]

@writetomanik i dnt remember what i said! :( lol

[writetomanik]

best part - 3:45 ... enjoy :D

[ruheealiification]

how is Raj not GAY !!!!

[cbillini]

Raj messing everything up! Leonard and Penny were gonna have sex and he walked in, lol!

[goomba76]

@cbillini id have drop kicked him out for least an hour

[DanRowe87]

Everyone is an Ass according to everyone in this episode. LOL

[xxCrescendo]

how can u not want to watch bridget jones diary

[sanemcelikcim]

raj´s song is great

[loveduckyinside]

True dat.

[mayi880213]

coitus....what f@*k!haha



[WhattaHeadInc]

No. We don't wanna watch Bridget jones dairy

[Trinexx360]

You know, when he grabbed the tissues I was thinking something totally different. Maybe I just have a mind that goes directly into the gutter.

[manicmike1293]

@Trinexx360 Its Raj man, you can never be too sure...

[AGuyInAG]

@Trinexx360 Yeah, I think I'm in the same boat as you, sinking into the sewers.

[magicalFrogOfDarknes]

@Trinexx360 xDD i think i thought the same :D

[BadassRandomness]

@Trinexx360 i think it was the point x)

[TheMightyDeimos]

@Trinexx360 Raj is also the lonely type so either he was going to wack it or use them to cry. So basically i'm floating in the same boat as you. LOL!

[092601abc]

@Trinexx360 same hahahaha

[pantherlax01]

@Trinexx360 Mine does too.



[SimplePLan4life23]

@Trinexx360 Your mind is the gutter ;)

[Kanebraaiert]

@Trinexx360

Are you really that stupid to not realise that was the implication the writers were trying to make :p ?

[hanakimi09]

@Trinexx360 so does 370 other people if you look at your comment and writetomanik's comment and combine the likes yall have so at least you have company in the gutter lol

[shelmarie87]

@Trinexx360 Apparently so was the entire audience where this was being filmed, judging by the sound they made! xP

[anu83]

I would so want babies with Leonard :)

[peatiilol]

Leonards face while saying "no" on 1:52 is just awesome! :D

[commonperson1]

For people what is coitus it's sexual intercourse

[clubpenguin777]

Does anyone else think Raj was going to do something else with those tissues?

[LeeviON]

I feel bad for Leonard :(

[probassangler31]

YEAHH LEONARD!! GET IT IN!

[joeoftheawesome]

How you gonna cockblock yo boy

[giantscg98]

What episode?

[MarcoTitus]

@giantscg98 read the description ;)

[rufia75]

WOW totally thought those tissues were for something else than tears until they said bridget jones diary

[LaGazzaLadra1]

@rufia75  Yeah, me too!

[TDaViEzZ1994]

1:57 Dirty minds, dirty dirty minds!

[MultiPearl007]

we can do all kinds of things from the waist up, just sayin'

[vccstudents]

"No, we don't want to watch Bridget Jones Diary!" LOL This show is "Seinfeld," "Monk," "The Odd Couple," "Third Rock from the Sun," and "That '70's Show" ALL ROLLED INTO ONE!

[fabcrewnolimits]

@yaku3 wut are u talking about? i never mentioned anything about that

[revil53669]

Thvc

[sublime95oz]

when raj got the tissues i thought he was going to do something else :)

[ChEwYEnO]

@sublime95oz wow really? was that the joke there? i didnt notice!

[emsierocks1]

awww raj is so cute :3

[fabcrewnolimits]

it was so frikin cute wen raj sed omg im crying already and it cant believe he talked in front of penny

[yaku3]

@fabcrewnolimits it cant belive... meaning you are a it?

[shinycelebi225]

"de de de de de de de de de"

"next on turner classic movie's Bridgette Jone's diary"

" oh mai god i'm crying already!!!!"

classic XD

[michelllady]

wich episode is this? :)

[knccc1]

@michelllady season 4 episode 13 READ DESCRIPTION

[Specialcadetonboard]

Haha, "No.." Giant grin :D

[Topshizzleable]

lolololololol

[AchievementOverload]

Why not just call it the DMZ, cause shits gonna go down if he crosses it

[Killersfrombeyond]

What, is Pennys last name?

[dreamtheaterfan39]

@Killersfrombeyond i dunno, but hopefully one day, 4 the sake of the show, it mite be hofstader :)

[IMakeEpicSAMmiches]

Raj cockblocked Leonard

[SuperKloi]

Lenard was so close

[MelanieCBH]

@joycin123 because he was going to cry during the movie Bridget jones diary

[joycin123]

why was raj brining the tissue box back from out of the bathroom?

[Pwnzistor]

@joycin123 To make you think he was going to masturbate.

[Daniellatipton]

what season and episode was that ????

[ApertureGeneticist]

Who has two thumbs and would sleep with Leonard in a second?

[silky123luvi]

@ApertureGeneticist this girl!!

[Oasys18]

@ApertureGeneticist A Silverback Gorilla from the tropical forests of Africa?

[videoprincess1000]

NO WE DONT WANT TO WATCH BRIDGET JONES DIARY!!!

[ZeroPresicion]

@videoprincess1000 i do.

[ToughFilTSK79]

You guarantee that it won't happen during anytime of the night?

Yes

No :D

[MrSupa321]

yes

NO

HAHAHH



[DavyDeckwalker]

@GlophTheweb @jekaterinathegreat Wow, a YouTube argument with a friendly ending! You guys just made history!!! :D

[enverelkeda]

@DavyDeckwalker so what they say is true the end of the world is coming soon

[KingSizeSammy83]

@DavyDeckwalker

I once was in a youtube argument with a friendly ending... it was legen - wait for it- DARY!

[04040492]

@DavyDeckwalker =)

[KingArthurFan]

They were THIS close!!!!!!!!!!!! Damnit Raj, I love you but you have the worst timing ever!

[Matty2k1k45]

Raj is the best character!

[jekaterinathegreat]

as a star trek tng fan i am really disgusted that it's mentioned in this show with that awfull bimbo. I could really puke.

[GlophTheweb]

@jekaterinathegreat and that is why you are a virgin my friend.

[jekaterinathegreat]

@GlophTheweb Wow really awesome respond. That really hit me! Haven't expected nothing more from a fan of that awful show :) Thanks again for reassuring me! (althought that was quite foreseeable).

[GlophTheweb]

@jekaterinathegreat couldnt tell i was joking huh? =/ sorry friend.

it's okay that you dont like it but just dont bang on about it =/

[jekaterinathegreat]

@GlophTheweb Yeah ok I just was really massively grossed out by this show that I had to let some steam go, sorry ;)

[GlophTheweb]

@jekaterinathegreat thats okay. have a nice day ^_^

[DjoleLepi]

@jekaterinathegreat Usually people grossed out by shows watch them on youtube

[ZLCintheplacetobe]

Turns light on"Are u guys having coitus?"

Lol

[BCagent10]

DID PENNY JUST QUOTE MODERN WARFARE 2?

[person1500]

LOL Sheldon knocks three times for Raj as well at 2:12

[karkrashful]

id still fuck penny

[drifter6276]

Let this be a lesson learned for all you horny fellas out there (myself included). If you want coitus, you must treat a woman with respect. Be patient and chivalrous and your time will come.

And when it does, be prepared for your friend to come in the room and fuck it all up to smithereens.

[Netherwolf6100]

@drifter6276 There's a lot more to that equation. Following those guide lines alone gets guys in the friendzone, a world in which girls love to put countless men into. Like a office party in a broom closet

[drifter6276]

@Netherwolf6100 Well I'm not saying you shouldn't be assertive, just be respectful.

[OneNeonRainbow]

i like penny and leonard as a couple waaay better. they're waaay better than leonard and priya.

[kaizoisevil]

Alternatively, penny could be in the smaller bed alone, and Leonard could sleep with Sheldon...oh wait...

[capeto08]

Why didn't sheldon and raj sleep on the room with 2 beds and let penny and leonard in the single bed room?

[wheresthecorporal]

@capeto08 cause sheldon is a dick

[fearnonethis101]

leonard really cares for sheldon . . . XD. . good for them

[sunfisharegreat]

And then.....epic cock block.

[kurvos]

From my waist and down, something sure is up - and it's not a shield. :3

[zombielover8989]

"I've gotten a lot more street since we broke up" lol

[keyana095]

Leonard is so blind that when he takes off his glasses and is talking to Penny he isn't even looking at her, he's looking at the ceiling lol.