@ilovespirito15 Theres like 5 women in the whole series...and 25 dudes? It makes sense that someone would settle for bella? I mean ...a 100+ year old dude whos obsessed with a 17 year old girl...and a hairless werewolf boy who's way smaller than he's supposed to be...is it really that hard to believe?
Boyfriend is not good at listening or giving thoughtful advice. This offer not available in stores. Call now so you will never be broke, hungry or horny again. Still Nice!
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I made my boyfriend carry me everywhere around the house cause I felt too tired to walk. Well actually I didn't, but he did it anyway in hope to get some boob. Silly Bastard, NO WAY that was going to happen (:
@Kcfromsca Because they are probably sexist. It should say "Are you tired of having a clean house? Do like doing someone else laundry? Do you want to do three times the amount of grocery shopping you used to? Then you need a boyfriend!"
what the f... did they write. when the boyfriend is supposed to keep the house safe "no more uninvited minorities". that's so racist i guess minorities shouldn't watch that crap neither. this video is so corny, you can tell they are a bunch of kids from the suburbs who have nothing better to do with their lives than stupid lame sketches.
Damn. i wish this was real
blabspalshface 4 hours ago
why in the hell is she using the reading light? it's not even dark!
kevinellis92 11 hours ago
arifin manchester' a attığı golden geliyorum
yavuzevliyaoglu 14 hours ago
Ugh...Twilight...smh...
GodxOfxObelisk 21 hours ago
Lol!!! Good job:)
Moonmagick1 1 day ago
"no more unwanted minorities" XD
cokedarolla 2 days ago
soo....where do i order?
cuteraz18 2 days ago
lol that tuhe dont ask a boys ekvis
silvernight903 3 days ago
i have that book light... but i don't have a boyfriend, i guess it's for the best, i'm a guy
thedarkrouge 4 days ago 3
Nvm :P lol I just called it and it said it was not in service ahaha
AbbyWale11 4 days ago
Did anyone call the number? 1:16
AbbyWale11 4 days ago
arent we kind of cheap? O.o
KrikeTube7 5 days ago
The two brutes will fight to the death for your honor. lol Yep.....sadly....we will.
mrgimp420 5 days ago 4
I Have that exact same booklight LOL
Brookep999 6 days ago
I want a Boyfriend! (I'm gay) xDD
21iTeddyi21 6 days ago 3
that clone didnt stand a chance
commander3046 1 week ago 4
Why am I not surprised to see her reading Twilight?
Kraegan 1 week ago 4
i have the exact same booklight. it's awesome.
monicalovescupcakes 1 week ago
@monicalovescupcakes Most of the books I read that aren't textbooks are paperbacks, so I'm not getting much use out of my booklight.
Thalanox 4 days ago
funny stuff
CaptainMorgan225 1 week ago
like this if you tried calling the number haha
SandraCovers 1 week ago
The free boyfriend may be killed in battle! lollll
SavannaCruz 1 week ago
I called it !!! IT WAS DISCONNECTED FAGSS!! LOOL
RyaneBii 1 week ago
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Tra1n3rfromH3ll 1 week ago
I had a book light like that b4
Nathanjabaar 1 week ago
I find this video offensive! ....not all girls read twilight.
xdanaxinsanax 1 week ago
This just reinforces my idea that women are pieces of shit.
lasoogneypubes 1 week ago 3
блядь и кому такое в голову пришло)))
stek96 1 week ago
OMG. SHE HAVE A TWILIGHT BOOK. ;3.
kocakmerve 1 week ago
you should make a fiancee!
girlylulu87 1 week ago
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Alright, who was thinking that the two guys were going to...?
FirefoxFreeze 1 week ago 79
@FirefoxFreeze the three thoughts:
1. kiss
2. have sex
3. FIGHT TO THE DEATH
dawnandrew100 1 day ago
western society is so sexist to men.
nonconservative 1 week ago
Very true :')
ikilleduku 1 week ago
totally have the same book light..
MzzSanka 1 week ago
she's reading twilight :O
TheChikius 1 week ago
this vid would have received so much "lol so true" comments if it was still 19th century now it's only 2out of 10 guys
Ding0D0g 1 week ago
у парня такое лицо все время...
Secoundsunin10 1 week ago
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I want this video on my CMD CD5 phone.
signetroup 1 week ago
I need a boyfrieeeeeeeeeend.
lmfaowtfinghell 1 week ago
the free boyfriend might be killed in battle...
KatcalledHepzi 2 weeks ago
well Ryan looks happy :D
littleangel2703 2 weeks ago
Oh, I get it. Bella Swan bought a boyfriend.
Twilight finally makes sense now.
ilovespirito15 2 weeks ago 82
@ilovespirito15 Theres like 5 women in the whole series...and 25 dudes? It makes sense that someone would settle for bella? I mean ...a 100+ year old dude whos obsessed with a 17 year old girl...and a hairless werewolf boy who's way smaller than he's supposed to be...is it really that hard to believe?
warspectre 22 hours ago
@warspectre What are you trying to get at?
ilovespirito15 16 hours ago
isnt it aka husband?
xxxxDontForgetImHere 2 weeks ago
"Breaking down"? Seriously?
DavidBlandinii 2 weeks ago
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DavidBlandinii 2 weeks ago
am i the only one who thinks tht the way she says thanks 0:24 is hella scary..
mffun1 2 weeks ago
i actually called the number and it said you have reached a number that no longer excist
JackieMusicOfficial 2 weeks ago
She uses the book light in a perfectly well lit room.
AquaKool2307 2 weeks ago
Punch the guy in blue to the dead o_0 that was........ awesome man
Delivery468213 2 weeks ago
Lolz, that is a serious face I ever seen :))
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JohnnyandNicoleTV 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
she's reading twilight... explains a whole a lot about the concept of
this video
zaranas 2 weeks ago
holy sht I have that booklight!
superguy2111 2 weeks ago
Boyfriend is not good at listening or giving thoughtful advice. This offer not available in stores. Call now so you will never be broke, hungry or horny again. Still Nice!
thedesertrose99 2 weeks ago
i have those lamp =D
y3zZy 2 weeks ago
o god i thot it was gonna say u can hav a 3way wit ur boyfriend lik the giirlfriend video....ewwww!!!
101ByDesign 2 weeks ago
I want one of those... But I wouldn't make him do anything he didn't want to...
MsHannaannaH 2 weeks ago 3
@MsHannaannaH Well you're a one of a kind woman XD!
626ryan88 2 weeks ago
Your slogan can't be "Comedy that's funny," if I watched it and didn't laugh.
Audgerie626 2 weeks ago
call now so you'll never be broke, hungry, or horny again.
00moonsun 2 weeks ago
YES YES YES AND PLEASE BUT NO SEX
BaltRavensgirl45 2 weeks ago
ummm...why does it say "no more uninvited minorities"....stop hating on white people...they have feelings to you kno...
mamuezelle 2 weeks ago
Does it cost extra for a blonde guy?
xxTeresa22 3 weeks ago
He helps me with food, a place to live when were back in Japan... anything I need really.
kurostorm 3 weeks ago
iv got one of those book lights haha
motherroach1 3 weeks ago
OMG I HAVE THE SAME BOOKLIGHT
Skyeeiers 3 weeks ago
not enough money for dinner ,, so she buys herself a boyfriend !
XxProsOfCodxX 3 weeks ago
Offer not valid in Tennessee. Sales tax may apply.
LambdaKore 3 weeks ago
lmfao! I could use one of those right now :P
Aquaashly 3 weeks ago
IGN Chick nice
trunksmasterfung 3 weeks ago
@trunksmasterfung clevvergames you mean?
ancxxxsold13r 3 weeks ago
@ancxxxsold13r Oh right right I likem both
trunksmasterfung 3 weeks ago
0:39 Fixes Everything but AIDS.
NerdsWBNerds 3 weeks ago
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stefanmorrow615 3 weeks ago
Obviously, she's reading Twilight.
ajbrooksman 3 weeks ago
The boy will demand fixing something, but will screw it up. He will most likely get jealous, and kill any guy who blinks at u twice.
CakeyCalenture 3 weeks ago
explains why i have two jobs.... IM ONLY IN HIGHSCHOOL xD
xela167 3 weeks ago
I called that number.
animecute1 3 weeks ago
@0:45 RUN FORREST RUN!!!!!
funnyman750 3 weeks ago
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funnyman750 3 weeks ago
Worst part is, most girls actually think like that.
Elogotar 3 weeks ago 3
Maid and slave -.-
ahalfheart 3 weeks ago
I have that booklight !
TATAS416 4 weeks ago
who the fuck is pdrop
XxGaminGMuffiNxX 4 weeks ago
is it me or is that the same girl form you need a girlfriend video? what happen to the rack?
CastorenaJ1125 4 weeks ago
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"Fixes everything but AIDS" and "no more uninvited minorities" - fucking lol'd
antikoerper256 4 weeks ago
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antikoerper256 4 weeks ago
False advertising! however the last bit is true!
crocodileeizzy 4 weeks ago 42
slaves?
gfeng373 1 month ago
lol
hp11208 1 month ago
how can she not have a boyfriend?????
muldroonz 1 month ago
Compact press and open book light?
IM CALLING RIGHT AWAY.
Geeonnahh1126 1 month ago 123
@Geeonnahh1126 i have that lamp :B fuck yeah
y3zZy 2 weeks ago
lol I love the guy's face during the whole video.
cocoangel19 1 month ago 2
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theillegalalienshow 1 month ago
Thats looks like a real phone #
delorme9 1 month ago
Thumbs up if u called the #
blubellfreak 1 month ago
Boyfriend----->V I C T I M.....ALWAYS!
vasiliskarkalas 1 month ago
if he was a good boyfriend then she wouldnt read twilight book :D
kamcike 1 month ago
this is why i will never get married.
antoly700 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
And will fuck you 24/7
daniloWmkd 1 month ago
aaahh breaking dawn she has good taste...thumbs up if u tried calling 310 876 8972...i did
dublgluvsu13 1 month ago
Hit 1 and 3 repeatedly, then wonder.
RSIproductions 1 month ago
@RSIproductions LMAO XD
Survivor13100 1 month ago
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@Survivor13100 ;D
RSIproductions 3 weeks ago
hahahahaha get a second boyfriend free! XD
TheRaptorChild 1 month ago 3
can i have one?
dogagility123 1 month ago
@dogagility123 yes u can just go out and sm1 will give u his #
domya92 1 month ago
there are more boyfriendless girls on the internet than boys?
existtraiesc 1 month ago
0:25 LOL that is so true!!!
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YourEvilHeroz 1 month ago
the like/dislike bar looks like an unsharpened green pencil!
balletaholic 1 month ago 3
she was reading breaking dawn lmao
Ladei4Lyfe 1 month ago 2
LOL it's jokes the guy playing the boyfriend is completely expressionless the entire video
DavySupafried 1 month ago 3
@DavySupafried THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
forgottenbow 1 month ago
@forgottenbow stfu...
DavySupafried 1 month ago
@DavySupafried good comeback bro.
forgottenbow 1 month ago
Forever alone
rawrderpherp 1 month ago
Sold! Oh wait, this is fake? =[
SketchyToons 1 month ago
Screw the fight......3SUM!
puck0428 1 month ago
hell yeah i'm calling this number...
justafan96 1 month ago
oh come on, they can't have sex too? damn
SuperKawaiKitty 1 month ago
I made my boyfriend carry me everywhere around the house cause I felt too tired to walk. Well actually I didn't, but he did it anyway in hope to get some boob. Silly Bastard, NO WAY that was going to happen (:
CHICKen99ification 1 month ago
. i wish that i have bf that soon .
misslaisersz 1 month ago
Ok, this portrays women as bitches in a way. Im all up for chivalry, but not slavery
Eman0817 1 month ago
i think the one guy is too depressed, I think he should be atleast a little tinsy bit happy like the free boyfriend...
armybabe123 1 month ago
I watched this to decide if I should say yes to a guy wanting me as his GF
SketchyToons 1 month ago in playlist Best of Totally Sketch
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wow. I have to watch an advertisement, just to watch another advertisement. hyuck hyuck hyuck. no thanks.
tbrown55 1 month ago
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tbrown55 1 month ago
I called them but they send me grandpa :(
maischoyu 1 month ago
"call now so you'll never be broke, hungry, or horny again. :)"
LMFAO
prittygirl411 1 month ago
WHHOA O.O I have that book.....
Pinaygirl4ever123 1 month ago
no jokes trolling to the fact that she was reading Twilight???
ellystt 1 month ago
@ellystt Breaking Dawn to be precise.
NumbaOneCliqueGirl 1 month ago
well i could just get a snuggie instead of a boyfriend lol
TeamClara 1 month ago
You need to see boobs.
thewinfacetube 1 month ago
why does it seem the boyfriend for a girl is more valuable than a girlfriend for a boy?
the girlfriend just has the guy do everything in this video but in the other video, the guy does everything, and gets nothing.....????
Kcfromsca 1 month ago 54
@Kcfromsca is that ment to be confusing??
luuuucy100 4 weeks ago
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lostinthemission 3 weeks ago
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@Kcfromsca Because they are probably sexist. It should say "Are you tired of having a clean house? Do like doing someone else laundry? Do you want to do three times the amount of grocery shopping you used to? Then you need a boyfriend!"
lostinthemission 3 weeks ago
Sad thing is, this has double the views than need a girlfriend and the majority of the vids on this channel are about sex...that's sayin something.
heronoki 1 month ago
I want to go play Commando with my boyfriend™ out in the yard... :3
tirsden 1 month ago
The male version: " You need some fuckin' , cookin and cleanin' ? Get a damn woman... "
sm0keshell 1 month ago
how did both of these videos manage to hate on women
farrahkhal 1 month ago 3
This is just stupid.
christinalai1232010 1 month ago
Унылый мужик the best
dog7759 1 month ago
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I just noticed that there are no down sides to this but with the girlfriend there are like ten.
MrTem08 1 month ago
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MrTem08 1 month ago
wowwwwwwwwwwwwww
xXroxasNnaminefanXx 1 month ago in playlist FOR THE LOLZ
Reading Twilight Breaking Dawn ♥
AngleFishification 1 month ago 2
Sexist as shit.
Moarbiscuits 1 month ago
@Moarbiscuits i agree it was alittle one sided but its not like its not true
skmixmaster 1 month ago
That is all totally true! (except the price) :/
117dragonking 1 month ago
Does any girl need boyfriend?I can be your boyfriend and also i make massage having sex everything.it is free as well :D
alperfiliz1 1 month ago 2
lol i love the *boyfriend may not be capable of compassion or love* disclaimer
fucktheworldNINJETTE 1 month ago
hahahah she's reading twilight...
Michele2093 1 month ago
WOOHOO ANDREA RENEE CLEVVER GAMES
Benedanti 1 month ago
I'm available for purchase!
PatrickRob82 1 month ago
@PatrickRob82 ahahahhaah be careful of who will buy you XD
1Heretic 1 month ago
i dont care bout the book light i want him :o
Blizkuciukas 1 month ago
haha very boy is invited here ....
darling ....:*
grlsexy34 1 month ago
I wish i saw the Russian comments that they are talking about :D
justTVsk 1 month ago 14
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what the f... did they write. when the boyfriend is supposed to keep the house safe "no more uninvited minorities". that's so racist i guess minorities shouldn't watch that crap neither. this video is so corny, you can tell they are a bunch of kids from the suburbs who have nothing better to do with their lives than stupid lame sketches.
yongronny 1 month ago
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yongronny 1 month ago
This pretty much sums up how I act towards my girlfriend
Gorgoroth5746 1 month ago
ОЛОЛОЛОЛОЛОЛОЛОлололОЛЛолОл!!!!!!!!!!!11111хй
MAXHATKA111 1 month ago
Haha uninvited minorities.
alexis2kool 1 month ago
0:43 GO GO GO GOOO! Counter Terrorist Win
Britpop94 1 month ago
good one
SuperAngelofglory 1 month ago
wanna hear something really funny? pretty sure the only part women nowadays care about is the two guys fighting over her
Fallout3sFinest 1 month ago
0:42 - 0:48 so funny
Mychemicalmetallica 1 month ago
holy shit its andrea from clevergames
4313rahman 1 month ago
I needed a boyfriend until I took an »»───(to the knee)───►
AddariArts 1 month ago
@AddariArts I would have understood what you just said until I took an »»───(to the knee)───►. No.. but rlly, what is the Arrow to knee thing from?
TheKILLZONE122 1 month ago
@TheKILLZONE122 its from skyrim
withConnor 1 month ago
@TheKILLZONE122 oh, just about the greatest game ever.
No, but seriously. It's a nerd thing. :D
deliciousnesss 1 month ago
@deliciousnesss Ohhh. Skyrim.. Whiterun guard :3
TheKILLZONE122 4 weeks ago
I called.
MrBrownstoneize 1 month ago
vodka vodka boris eltsen vodka! Perestroika
arukas666 1 month ago