Thatguywiththeglasses - The Joker: Practicing the Scar Story

[menacingshadows]

Good Glen Beck impersonation.

[ultragarrison]

Guys SOPA just took down Megaupload...next, it might be thatguywiththeglasses(dot)com

[jedimasterpickle3]

@ultragarrison That wasn't SOPA, idiot. The bill hasn't been passed. Good job paying attention

[ultragarrison]

@jedimasterpickle3 Yeah i know that alrdy after posted this comment...but do you have to be rude??? Like seriously....

[jedimasterpickle3]

@ultragarrison Couple things. One is yeah, I was a bit harsh with my wording. I only said it like that was because I thought it was common knowledge that SOPA has been shelved, along with it's Senate counterpart PIPA. The second thing is your second comment. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're saying that you found out that Megaupload wasn't shut down by SOPA AFTER you posted your original comment. In my opinion, that still warents a correction, albeit less harsh

[jgantner1]

XD funniest think I've ever seen in my life!

[runelap]

JOKER: my father was...darth vader,jason,an alcoholic,willy wonka,superman,satan....yes thats good. and one day when i said: hey dad wanna shove an ananas up hitlers ass today?.....he said no..no.................AND THEN HE RAN OVER MY FACE WITH A RACECAR THAT HAD SYFILIS!!!!!!!1

[runelap]

I am still laughing

[paaapzy]

my father was........... WILLY WONKA! Damnit.

[ZealotZeke]

"Never open a bag of chips with a chainsaaaaw!"

[givefreedom]

Joker: Ok guysss what do ya think? How did I get these scars?

Goon #1: How bout a race car boss!

Joker: (Shoots goon #1) What is it with you an race cars!?

[MysMultilanguagesFav]

"A racecar! .. No!"

[IHugShortPeople]

One of the best videos I have seen on YouTube in awhile and probably my favorite NC video now. lol

[theawesomest01]

@BlackOrkid777 check out the nostalgia critic. It's the same guy, but the concept is very different.

[seadol123]

possibly the nostalgia critics best video lol couldnt help but laugh every second of it lol

[wafle14]

Lmao nuff said

[electriclizard37]

4:00 - "Never open a bag of chips, with a chainsaww" catchy tune ;D

[kaileighsdad86]

I only watched this just to see how fuckin stupid it would be......Thank god i was completely accurate.

[VitoseGG]

You know how I got these scars? I took an arrow to the knee

[FASHIH31]

<3

[skeletonking1234]

Snap, Crackle, Pop, RICE KRISPIES!!!

[JoeIsSandy]

My dentist was a duck

[hajlender12]

Doug Walker shoud play the Joker in the next movies

[Samisawesomeguy]

Almost.

[Jared417ify]

thumbs up if u can see the shadow looking thing n his nose on 0:50

[dedam85]

@Jared417ify it's called : HAIR

and with that your "thumbs-up"-sadness is flagged for spam

[Jared417ify]

Joker: "you know what i'll just say im a asshole... THAT GOT RAN OVER BY A RACE CAR".

Me:"thumbs up to my comment"

[slashingraven]

Without the glasses and facial hair you bear some resemblance to Weird Al.

[ThePacman193]

where are his eyebrows?

[andres24598]

funny



[martines184]

SYFFILIS!

[hobocamptheater]

isn't this welshy's old channel?

[KillaTemplar]

"Never open a bag of chips with a chainsaw!"

Lesson learned.

[BlackOrkid777]

This is the funniest thing I've seen! Whoever made this up is a genius! Rotflmfaolol

[shugochara99]

"My father was hitler,my uncle was a women, my father was my .. mother."(:

[xunknownxmysteryx]

This could be a Hardies commercial. "This man is full of balonie."

[NationOfMasturbation]

Who are you supposed to be? Brandon Lee from The Crow?

[zukodude487987]

There is a nice time travelling paradox where you can be your mother, father, son, daughter, grandfather and grandmother at the same time. I think you can find it in one of the lectures of Michio Kaku.

[zerof4lk]

LOL Never laughed so much in my life XDD

And from now on, I'll say "...So I ran over his/her face with a racecar!" everytime I forget the rest of the sentence.

Yes.

[RDaemonski]

"My father...was my mother." XD

[SoundThruTheStatic]

Good Lord his teeth are yellow...

[Kingofcorrect]

@SoundThruTheStatic

not really, his face makes them appear so

[Martin126X]

Mr. Bubbles XD

[MRjAvellaneda]

"let's put some delicious cream filling on that face!!" no joker, that is threatening

[Multi80sfan]

never open a bag of chips with a chainsaw.

i just cant get enough of this guy roflmmfao

[SilentStalkerX]

4:05 - 4:45 - Nostalgia Critic for the Joker?

[TheTopMostDog]

Hahahhaaa

[GreenTengu97]

103 people opened a bag of chips with a chainsaw.

[Landofconfusion2008]

One of the best impressions of the joker ever

[CashlessNick]

4:06 Whats with the eyebrow movement?

[930Studios]

My doctor was Rick James. XD

[bassplayer2011ify]

let's put some cream filling on that face

lol

[Nemisis9483]

my father was hitler

my father was my mother

[pamusicman2]

and hits me....with a RACECAR! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mortalkombatfan96]

hahaha awsome

[TheBobbleheadboys]

3:56 is the real story

[TheBobbleheadboys]

1:51 awsome

[TheBobbleheadboys]

but funny

[TheBobbleheadboys]

ur terrible

[MikkiMassacre93]

My father was Michael Jackson. I am his pet chimp Bubbles XD

[philam64]

"A race car with syphilis"

[psychofairy52264]

'My dentist... Was a DUCK...! What does that even mean?' LOL I have had this video favourited for years now. :L

[legostudios120]

[slaps face]

[LMTR14]

this video proves he can be funny, but mostly his stuff is just a shitload of fuck

[OnlyRawrGirl]

nack crakle pop RICE CRISPIES xD

[Thecriticguy16]

It was all hilarious, good job man, but my favorite was the twinkie onexD holy shit!

[Beriorn]

Mr. Black comes at me, with his wand.

WHY SO SIRIUS?

[Ellie5552597]

The dog was an alcoholic!!!!

My dentist...was a DUCK!!! Lol

[sustelsuk]

i fell into a vat of chemical and i just came out this way

nah,not one buy that LOL

[ironhidewulf]

,lol

[mikatheraven]

look its the jokers dad!

[ThePhantom135]

My dentist...was a duck!

[MightyRandom5]

my uncle was my mother which was my father which was an alcoholic dog which was his aunt's cousin which was a japanese peanut which was a twinkie which was a racecar which was me which was the joker which was dead

[RainbowKaitou]

"Let's put some delicious cream filling on that face!!!"

That's what HE said.

..........I'm sorry.

[randomfilms11000]

@RainbowKaitou hahaha

[FamousAquaDragon]

Reminds me of Paul Giamatti.

[FamousAquaDragon]

@FamousAquaDragon Und Alice Cooper.

[clover36952]

Is it just me or does this guy remind anyone else of weird al Yankovic? He acts and looks the same!

[ThaGangstaSkater]

bahahaha to funny :P

[putsyjr]

@LordJamesCeader i corrected myself the second time.

[jamzpk123]

Looooooooooooooooool

[Bhalspawn]

Thumbs up is this guy is more entertaining than Heath Ledger.

[willku9000]

@Bhalspawn "this guy" is the Nostalgia Critic

[CatatonicKuroneko]

@Bhalspawn Yes, but Heath Ledger is a better actor, but he wasnt a comedian. RIP...

[TheB3ckm4nator]

@ianator56 Yes.

[ianator56]

is this guy the nostalgia critic

[ri9htab0veit]

Funny guy

[maiden0206]

Funniest Moments: My cousin was addicted to twinkies! The Dog was an alcoholic! My father was Michael Jackson! A gun, a banana My Toaster Hoots like a monkey RICE KRISPIES!!!!!!! My father was Hitler My Uncle was a woman My father was my mother My dentist was a Duck "Never Open A Bag Of Chips With A Chainsaw!"

[putsyjr]

@maiden0206 I have quite a few of my own favorites. "Let's put some delicious cream filling on that face... that doesn't seem very threatening." "One day the dog comes home from work, holds a knife up to my mouth and says 'what the hell am i talking about?'" "a knife, a banana, a gun, five guns, a nuclear warhead, syphalis, a racecar, NO, a racecar with syphalis" "he takes the knife to my goldfish, my toaster, my chia pet" (not done)

[putsyjr]

@maiden0206 Missed one! "My father's sister's husband's uncle's nephew's chiropractor, Vanessa..." now to continue where i left off, "he laughs, cries, EATS PORK, hoots like a monkey, does that thing where you can't really tell if they're smiling or frowning -does it- you know, that" "he thought they'd lack a certian chunasay qua about them... AND HE TELLS HER THAT!" "lucy i'm home!" "snap, crackle, pop, RICE KRISPIES!" "I love the power claw... it's soo bad" (still not done) (ok, whole video)

[geoffreytkd2]

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[flippinfrogz1211]

"I fell into a vat of chemicals, and just came out this way! Nah, nobody would ever buy that..." Well, I guess there are a lot of cartoon watchers/comic readers that are named nobody...

[Zumirocks1]

I died of laughter.Then I died 100 more times of laughter cause its SO DANG FUNNY!

[Thespiella]

I love the way he says "It's so /bad/" |D

[harken2890]

AND I RAN HER OVER WITH A RACE CAR!!!

[cosmicowll]

I actually jumped in my seat when he said "snap, crackle, pop, RICE KRISPIES"

[CurlyWurlySeries]

3:29- reference from Suburban knights

[link8675309]

@CurlyWurlySeries this was made in 2008 and suburban knights was in 2011 and lucas from the wizard

[34RiverStone]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[FlyingWardogFilms]

I was kinda expecting him to say, at the end, "He sticks the blade in my mouth and says, "Let's put a smile on that face!" aaand... then he runs over my face with a race car!"

[ZexionsFriend]

In the next movie, doug should be the joker.

[Hippie69guy]

"Why so serious" at the end looks very similar to Christopher Lloyd

[Fyfilms1]

a racecar with syphillis

[kardas4210]

1:13 which Twinkies are you talking about TGWTG?

[Independantfellow]

funny, he didn't mention his brother melvin

[bart11114]

My father was a drinker and a fiend. and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So me watching, he takes the knife to her. laughing while he does it. Turns to me and says, "WHY SO SERIOUS?!" comes at me with the knife, "WHY SO SERIOUS?!" sticks the blade in my mouth and... nah that'll never work.

Ha ha. It's funny because it did work!

[Uzumakii82]

@bart11114 it would of been funny if you didn't add the last comment to it

[MrWwefan15]

press 2 repeatedly and the bird is the word

[MrWwefan15]

press repeatedly:

press 1 Hi repeatedly/hired



[Bobzeaux]

OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST JOKER IMPRESSION I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!! THERE'S THIS GUY!!! NAMED THE JOKER!!!! And he's ALWAYS coming up with new stories about his scars! I HAD NEW STORIES ABOUT MY SCARS ONCE!!!! XD (They didn't quite hold up... :S) HURRAY!!!!!

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

@Bobzeaux

You remind me of Ellis from the Left 4 Dead 2 game by VALVe.

[AVoiceToBeHeard21]

So I......RAN OVER HER WITH A RACE CAR!!!!

[MyLadyGreensleeves77]

I think that makes Vanessa your uncle's chiropractor...?

[WWEEEEE7777777716901]

A Racecar With Syphillis

[Rantandum]

"my father's sister's husband's uncle's nephew's chiropractor....Venessa"

"my father's sister's"....so his aunt.....his aunt's husband......so his uncle......so his uncle's uncle.....so his great uncle......so his great uncle's nephew.......his other uncle's chiropractor.....Venessa......­.had a dog......

.......who was an alcoholic.....

[HaphazardCrappola]

sorry scary



[Tralfagal]

>u<

[AlexanderT21]

My father was Miss America... no wait MISS UNIVERSE yeah thats good >.>

[MrwickedVi]

niqqa we gottago get a chainsaw

[LtwbMarck]

@MrwickedVi NIQQA !

[LoZWWisawesome]

Heyyyy, the last story could woooork!

[Lundiez]

"Never open a bag of chips, with a chainsaw"

[RobinsTaste]

the Papercut story was by far the best!

[tick0108]

My father had a knife,a club,a gun,5 guns,a nuclear warhead a race car NO!!!

[putsyjr]

@tick0108 he actually says "a knife, a banana, a gun, 5 guns, syphalis, a racecar.. NO!, a racecar with syphalis

[tick0108]

And the dog held a knife to my face and said what the hell am I talking about

[StephanyBeagle]

My dentist was a duck. xDDDDD

[bart11114]

I died laughing!! lol!

[putsyjr]

@naamidei i can see why

[kutvn]

lets just say its herpis

[1rhpsfan]

This is why he was shaved in the Mortal Kombat Anhiliation/ Godzilla reviews.

[wweadx2]

Moral of the story: Never Open A Bag Of Chips With A Chainsaw

[silverblondguy3]

he looks more like beetlejuice

[putsyjr]

@silverblondguy3 how?

[silverblondguy3]

@putsyjr google michael keaton beetlejuice,their faces are the same

[putsyjr]

@silverblondguy3 ok, i see it, totally see it now

[TheCinder21]

WHY SO HILARIUS?!

[pumishumi]

ok ok i got... WHY SO RACECAR!?!? no, wait a minute...

[AdjustmentRKo]

He was almost done with teh REAL story when "No that will never work," "you know i'll just say I'm an a-hole

[AdjustmentRKo]

He just talks randomly untilhe does the NC thing

[darkhusky88]

This guy is so lame I cannot express his level of failure.

[CorruptSoul3219]

@darkhusky88 You have either got to be trolling, or have no sense of humor.

[darkhusky88]

@CorruptSoul3219

No sense of humor? Last time I checked you had to be funny to make people laugh not act like a random dumb fuck.

[putsyjr]

@darkhusky88 then why watch it?

[shaneanus]

Good.... But best voice work has been when, NCs brother i think it was ? did the empS in a qik star wars skit on one of nc vids

[llcloughp]

This got me through finals!!! Thank you!!!! This is so priceless!!!!

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

♫Never open a bag of chips with a chainsaw♪

[dragonforceorange]

omg frickin hilarious!!!!

[YMangaka]

@dragonforceorange

"why so hilarious ?" XP

[dryspud]

'Why Did I watch Dukes of Hazzard Today?'

This is Priceless!!!!

[PivotPiAnimations]

Holy crap this is hilarious

[naamidei]

All this does is make me want to see the actual joker

[TheMrMojoRisin67]

Don't know why... he reminds me of Alice Cooper in this.

[simplyslap]

LOL!!!

[JassonDevil]

he is actually pretty scary at the end

[Trexmaster12]

Doug could be quite a good Joker.

[ILoveHandles]

Looks like some strange amalgam of Weird Al and Ledger's Joker. lol

[TheMrcrazy711]

My father was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater, one day he comes home and I say "you sure look strange to me " and he takes his horn and...no, no, no

[TheMrcrazy711]

One day, I was eating a well baked pie (because I really liked pie) so I'm eating my pie and my father (who baked the pie) tells me not to eat it to fast, but I ignored him went in to eat the pie and....no thats stupid

[1994moviebuff]

My father... Was Chuck Norris

My father... Was a Big Lipped Alligator

My father.......

[1994moviebuff]

"I fell into a bad of chemicals and just came out this way... Nah, that'll never work" lol yeah that was a dumb premise

[mynameisnotmarc]

my uncle was a women

[JackWolf10]

VAt of acid ftw

[tamquyen94]

really a dog was alcoholic

[Superwolf1337]

AIR, AIR AIR, AIR AIR, AIR AIR AIR AIR, AIR AIR AIR AIR

[kev2893]

the biggest paper cut youve ever seen!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha

[jakes0chia]

THIS GUY DESERVES A FRICKEN MEDAL!!!! LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!!

[GoodFebruarian]

A race car and a syphilis~

[PianoSaraTimBurton]

My dentist was..... A DUCK!

And he said: 'Hi, I'm the nostalgia critic I remember it so... OH GOD!'

XD! Hahahaha!! This is soo funny!!

Make another one!!!

[BunarinaProductions]

Poor kitty! :(

the dog was..... an alcoholic