when you have 3 completely interchangeable emotions it doesn't work. What does work is chicken leads to egg, egg leads to omelet, omelet leads to bowl movement - gotta love Harry Plinket
This is dogshit saying. It sounds smart but it isn't. Yoda originally taught us things about the force and because he was small (as Plinkett puts it) makes us think the force is beyond the physical. But in the prequels Yoda just pulls out a tiny lightsaber and jumps around. He isn't wise or smart, he's just CGI crappola.
Fear (for your future) leads to anger (at people you think are holding you back), anger leads to hate (for those people), Hate... Leads to suffering (because you fight with people or push them away).
These words from Yoda state another one of the Star Wars saga's main themes. That theme is how poisonous and insidious hatred can be, and how it can change who you are for the worse. It is what happens to Anakin, and what Luke resists in ROTJ. Star Wars movies are all amazing.
Suffering leads to stress. Stress leads to hair loss. Hair loss leads to baldness. Baldness leads to moles. Moles leads to Skin cancer. Skin cancer leads to death. Death leads to afterlife, which may or may not have lots of virgins, "depending upon the faith you follow." Disclaimer: Virgins are a once only use product, non returnable, non refundable.
jahtruth dot net/darth dot htm The Black Pope - The Supreme Jesuit General, who is shown symbolically in the "Starwars" trilogy of films as Darth Vader, wearing a fake "Breastplate of Aaron", faithfully serving his emperor Satan, AGAINST the JEDI (Je/Di - Je... Di...... Jesus Disciple) rebel, Luke (the Light giver), who is a TRUE follower of Christ.
@mrchrisdavis09 yes it does hes saying how fear it can lead to being angrey and when ur angrey at something u can hate what ur angrey at and u will only end up suffering of hate if u are not happy towards something watch the movie and ull get it
@Streichwurstable no ur dumb comments are pointless how can it have no meaning if it has a meaning to me and the thousands of people who liked the video seem to think it has meaning and the person who uploaded it seems to think it has meaning as he or she called it the best yoda saying YOU seem to be the only dumb shit in the world who dosnt think it has meaning!
@jchannel1000 I was just pointing out that this sentence is interchangable in every single way, and it isn´t a great one too. It´s not Yoda´s best sentence either if you´ve watched Empire. Saying it´s good because lot´s of people like it is a lazy explanation. Many people like Justin Bieber´s music, does that mean it´s good music? Read philosophy and then you´ll know some good sentences. But thanks for keeping the friendly tone you incoherent fuck.
@Streichwurstable i never said it was the absalute best but it does have an awesome meaning to it ok to me and lots of other people it seems to have a preety impactable meaning look at all the likes on the video and its my opioion dumb ass and im bored of talking to u u obvielsy a dumb and this sentence has a great meaning he rolled up a whole bunch life choices into one not just life choises in the star wars world but also the real world and if u dont like who gives a shit what u think
@jchannel1000 Are you stupid? Just because many people think something is good or like it doesn´t automatically make it good.
If you would know something about the English language you would know that this sentence is interchangeable in every single way and it only sounds wise too most people because it sounds complicated and thoughtful. Before calling me dumb you should check your writing, because the only person making a dumb impression is you.
@jchannel1000 + I would bet my 2 balls and my dick on the fact that I know way more about the Star Wars universe than you do. I also love it. Just because I say this sentence isn´t as great as everyone here thinks it is doesn´t mean I´m hating on Star Wars. Yoda´s quotes in Empire are better.
I was trying to explain this too you and you just start insulting me.
As I already said, thanks for keeping up with the friendly tone you ridiculous cunt.
@Streichwurstable what the fuck man ur talkin bout ur dick and balls no one any where in the world wants to know about ur dick and balls ur fucking discuting u faggot
@jchannel1000 I´m sorry. You are a total retard. I don´t know why I even wasted my time with you. I don´t know if English is your mothertongue but if so you should really work on it. It´s kinda embarassing to get your ass kicked by a German in English.
@Streichwurstable dude were not talkin bout english dick head and it seems i have wasted time with a complete dumb cunt and ur such a fag u were talkin bout ur dick and balls u sick weirdo were talkin bout star wars now shut up and stop making negative comments on an awesome video i dont see any other shit comments gett of the fucking video if u dont like it
@Streichwurstable dude im 15 and why dont u tell me where u are so i can kick the shit out of u and u want me to suck a dick why dont u since ur the one whose talkin bout dicks and balls anyway
@jchannel1000 Well I live in Heidelberg Germany and I´d like seeing you trying to kick my ass. Come over if you feel like it.
Anyway this is pointless. Writing with you kids on YT is a waste on time.
Why don´t you just continue going to school, learn how to write and wait for about 3 or 4 years? While you´re at it, learn something about cinema and philosophy. All you´re now is an annoying and ridiculous little cunt who can´t even write better than a German.
@Streichwurstable dude u think i should go to school ur the dumbest fuck ive ever speaken to u think i will actually listen to u about reading and writing and btw its the internet u dont need to fuckin spell right
@jchannel1000 no actually it´s normal to go to school when you´re 15. of course no one gives a fuck, but it takes longer to find out what the fuck you are trying to say if you write like a retard.
@Streichwurstable DUDE i wasnt saying i dont go to school i was saying why the fuck would i listen to u and u call me a retard ur the retard how old r u anyway and u keep saying ur german who gives a fuck u think ur tough cause ur german and why dont u pay for a ticket for me to come over there and then ill pay u back and kick ur ass
lol its a pretty simple concept.. don't get how people can twist all this shit around.. you can't be angry at something that you aren't afraid of.. you can't hate something unless you are angry with it.. noone will suffer unless all of the above are present...
@jdoghockey19 nope they lead to anything. you can mix and match them around.suffering can lead to anger(revenge).suffering can lead to fear(afraid of suffering aswell). suffering can lead to hate(grudge), fear can lead to anger(hating that person or thing that lead you to fear it/himheretc)fear can lead to suffer(not confronting fear) fear can lead to hate(same explanation as fear>anger. you get the idea. so george lucas is all doughy.
@prodigy051985 you can actually suffer out of the blue. it's called depression. Also, there could be something else that comes before that that is not one of the 3(fear,anger hate). That wasn't the point of my first comment though. my point was that you can mix and match them.
@prodigy051985 I'm sorry you need further information to understand something. That wasn't even the point of my first comment. Random depression: depression(dot)about(dot)com/od/causes/f/howcanbesad(dot)htm. I'll reiterate it again. The whole point of my reply to jdoghockey19 was that those causes and effects are mix n' matchable in different combinations. You truly believe you're a prodigy. Sorry. Go read an English book. Now buzz off and mind your own business.
@prodigy051985 And if you still don't understand, I'm sorry your a bumbling idiot. just accept that you're not a prodigy. Just accept that you are a fool who cannot comprehend such simple information. I was more of a prodigy than you as you, at this moment, claim yourself to be. Reply if you're an idiot.
@prodigy051985 HAHAHAHA! that's the best you could conjure? You, my friend, are a waste of my time. Go read an English grammar book. Plain and simple.
@prodigy051985 I had depression in 2010 and believe me it was out of the blue. I was three for months in a mental hospital before I knew what was wrong with me.
4chan leads to The Price is Right losing horn video. The Price is Right losing horn video leads to You get NOTHING video. You get NOTHING video leads to That is why you fail video. That is why you fail video leads to this video.
I saw this as a kid, forgotten it, then the other day I started thinking about this stuff, and came to the same idea of the "path to evil", and felt so awesome for coming up with that... now I see this again. Either
a) I'm as awesome as Yoda or
b) fuck this shit
... I know it's b), just trying to be optimistic..
@Peace7Maker How is it possible that you don't know that the Star Wars movies have been out on DVD for years? Did you ever think that this clip came from a DVD?
and suffering leads to darkness...if you join the darkside, we get the women, bad ass clothes, uber super cool weapons,but the only thing is well be deformed or loose a limb,..but its the future oh well....join the darkside LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!
When you get frustrated your daughter imitates and when your daugther imitates she gets kicked out of school when your daugther get's kicked out of school she meets undesirables when she meets desirables she tie's the knot with desirables when she ties the knot with undesirbles you get a grandson with a dog collar don't have grandson with a dog collar
I swear almost all of the PT quotes are nonsensical and just awful, this Yoda one included. Oh, and the so insightful "Only a sith deals in absolutes." quote XD
@kasrkinmullet The only real one you can relate to life is "Do or do not their is no try." Its all about the state of mind when achieving your goals in life.
Biggest bad*ss leads to epic space battles, epic space battles leads you to long lost powerful son, long lost powerful son turns evil dad back into the coolest dad ever.
suffering leads to black, black leads to sunglasses, sunglasses leads to glasses made out of sun and sun, sun leads to fat ball of fire ,and fat ball of fire leads to my soda :D
I started with mr t..... How'd I get here
example414 33 minutes ago
i started on motorcycles. how did i end up here?
TheUnnamedPatriot 1 hour ago
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering, as well as lulz @ your expense.
varrenvideos 12 hours ago
when you have 3 completely interchangeable emotions it doesn't work. What does work is chicken leads to egg, egg leads to omelet, omelet leads to bowl movement - gotta love Harry Plinket
Samuel24842 15 hours ago
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eightgenerations 1 day ago
Suffering leads to tea and biscuits...
TheBatmanSmells 1 day ago
I like "That!...is why you fail"
ProductionsNate 1 day ago
This is dogshit saying. It sounds smart but it isn't. Yoda originally taught us things about the force and because he was small (as Plinkett puts it) makes us think the force is beyond the physical. But in the prequels Yoda just pulls out a tiny lightsaber and jumps around. He isn't wise or smart, he's just CGI crappola.
SCOTTpilgrimist12 1 day ago
What are you talking about? This doesn't mean anything.
enterthedome 2 days ago
hare leads to ponies :D
cactuslietuva 2 days ago
The world is not about race,
religion, social status but
rather it is a war between the
tolerant and the intolerant.
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Luke: I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.
Yoda: Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!
Streichwurstable 2 days ago
Epic battle between steichwurtable and jchannel1000 solution whatever people like is their decision. Now stop clogging up the comments!
awesomephil1 2 days ago
@awesomephil1 no I think it´s funny. He´s amusing. If he want´s too I can keep this up all day long. A message takes about 5 minutes to write.
I know that people can like whatever they wan´t. My point was that this sentence is interchangeable and he just couldn´t accept that this is a fact.
Streichwurstable 2 days ago
Epic battle between
awesomephil1 2 days ago
Donnie Darko would rip on this
edgbarrowwight 3 days ago
I prefer "Do or do not... there is no try"
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Fear (for your future) leads to anger (at people you think are holding you back), anger leads to hate (for those people), Hate... Leads to suffering (because you fight with people or push them away).
These words from Yoda state another one of the Star Wars saga's main themes. That theme is how poisonous and insidious hatred can be, and how it can change who you are for the worse. It is what happens to Anakin, and what Luke resists in ROTJ. Star Wars movies are all amazing.
DeepEye1994 3 days ago
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DeepEye1994 3 days ago
Living leads to suffering
ShinobiPXO 3 days ago
Fear is our most primitive form of selfishness...
InlandHurricane 3 days ago
Nice Saying. Did you know Necron from Final Fantasy IX stole Yoda's line?
Dannystar64 3 days ago
Suffering leads to stress. Stress leads to hair loss. Hair loss leads to baldness. Baldness leads to moles. Moles leads to Skin cancer. Skin cancer leads to death. Death leads to afterlife, which may or may not have lots of virgins, "depending upon the faith you follow." Disclaimer: Virgins are a once only use product, non returnable, non refundable.
grl8862 3 days ago
Say what you will but this is 100% true.
ZX2ManDave 3 days ago
RedLetterMedia
XvxBERSERKxvX 4 days ago
Good but not necessarily "the best".
ayemaya75 4 days ago
whatcha talkin bout willis?
BARNABY400 4 days ago
practice my voice in 20 years i have not, miss piggy i sound like
Tmartin1438 4 days ago
yoda the not best saying is
ducducduc2 5 days ago
Puppet Yoda was 1000 times more believable than CGI Yoda.
Maafa1619 5 days ago
George Lucas is about as deep as a toddler pool
AdviceFromAShoe 5 days ago
No sense does that make
IdarkphoenixI 5 days ago
Im suffering... diiiiiiiiie yoda!!! :P jk
ExlRocker 5 days ago
Fear ---> Anger ---> Hate ---> Suffering
SPARTAN9999999991 5 days ago
"Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional"
One of the Buddha's 4 Noble Truths.
FemmeVerde 5 days ago
terribly true....
realwiener 5 days ago
My young padawan Learner and Try do not do u must fav sayings
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jahtruth dot net/darth dot htm The Black Pope - The Supreme Jesuit General, who is shown symbolically in the "Starwars" trilogy of films as Darth Vader, wearing a fake "Breastplate of Aaron", faithfully serving his emperor Satan, AGAINST the JEDI (Je/Di - Je... Di...... Jesus Disciple) rebel, Luke (the Light giver), who is a TRUE follower of Christ.
asianbodyart 5 days ago
@asianbodyart jahtruth dot net/starwar dot htm STARWARS (Episodes 4 to 6 inclusively) / Fact NOT Fiction
asianbodyart 5 days ago
Soviet russia, Yoda came from
ImmaUlquiorraCifer 6 days ago
This doesn't makes sense. This could be said in any order
philpism20 6 days ago
@philpism20 thank you I was saying that too but some people who like this sentence are too butthurt to admit it.
Streichwurstable 5 days ago
What Yoda is saying
It don't matter what race,
job title, religious belief -
you either tolerant or
intolerant
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But you have to hate something before you change it. So hate actually stops suffering.
Elephantintheroom01 6 days ago
Right????
rickalles 1 week ago
THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
mrchrisdavis09 1 week ago
@mrchrisdavis09 NO U MAKE NO SENSE SAYING THAT THIS MAKES NO SENCE
jchannel1000 1 week ago
@jchannel1000 You honestly think that what Yoda is saying has any meaning?
mrchrisdavis09 1 week ago
@mrchrisdavis09 yes it does hes saying how fear it can lead to being angrey and when ur angrey at something u can hate what ur angrey at and u will only end up suffering of hate if u are not happy towards something watch the movie and ull get it
jchannel1000 1 week ago
@jchannel1000 no this sentence really doesn´t make any sence. you can switch the words and it won´t sound different.
suffering can lead to anger and anger can lead to hate
or anger can lead to suffering and suffering can lead to hate
This sentence is pointless, but hey it´s The Phantom Menace, the whole movie is pointless.
Streichwurstable 6 days ago
@Streichwurstable no ur dumb comments are pointless how can it have no meaning if it has a meaning to me and the thousands of people who liked the video seem to think it has meaning and the person who uploaded it seems to think it has meaning as he or she called it the best yoda saying YOU seem to be the only dumb shit in the world who dosnt think it has meaning!
jchannel1000 6 days ago
@jchannel1000 I was just pointing out that this sentence is interchangable in every single way, and it isn´t a great one too. It´s not Yoda´s best sentence either if you´ve watched Empire. Saying it´s good because lot´s of people like it is a lazy explanation. Many people like Justin Bieber´s music, does that mean it´s good music? Read philosophy and then you´ll know some good sentences. But thanks for keeping the friendly tone you incoherent fuck.
Streichwurstable 5 days ago
@Streichwurstable i never said it was the absalute best but it does have an awesome meaning to it ok to me and lots of other people it seems to have a preety impactable meaning look at all the likes on the video and its my opioion dumb ass and im bored of talking to u u obvielsy a dumb and this sentence has a great meaning he rolled up a whole bunch life choices into one not just life choises in the star wars world but also the real world and if u dont like who gives a shit what u think
jchannel1000 5 days ago
@jchannel1000 Are you stupid? Just because many people think something is good or like it doesn´t automatically make it good.
If you would know something about the English language you would know that this sentence is interchangeable in every single way and it only sounds wise too most people because it sounds complicated and thoughtful. Before calling me dumb you should check your writing, because the only person making a dumb impression is you.
Streichwurstable 4 days ago
@jchannel1000 + I would bet my 2 balls and my dick on the fact that I know way more about the Star Wars universe than you do. I also love it. Just because I say this sentence isn´t as great as everyone here thinks it is doesn´t mean I´m hating on Star Wars. Yoda´s quotes in Empire are better.
I was trying to explain this too you and you just start insulting me.
As I already said, thanks for keeping up with the friendly tone you ridiculous cunt.
Streichwurstable 4 days ago
@Streichwurstable what the fuck man ur talkin bout ur dick and balls no one any where in the world wants to know about ur dick and balls ur fucking discuting u faggot
jchannel1000 4 days ago
@jchannel1000 I´m sorry. You are a total retard. I don´t know why I even wasted my time with you. I don´t know if English is your mothertongue but if so you should really work on it. It´s kinda embarassing to get your ass kicked by a German in English.
Streichwurstable 4 days ago
@Streichwurstable dude were not talkin bout english dick head and it seems i have wasted time with a complete dumb cunt and ur such a fag u were talkin bout ur dick and balls u sick weirdo were talkin bout star wars now shut up and stop making negative comments on an awesome video i dont see any other shit comments gett of the fucking video if u dont like it
jchannel1000 3 days ago
@jchannel1000 oh no I said something about my balls. How old are you, 12? From the way you write and talk I think you must be between 12 and 16.
Fuck off before I really start handing your ass out and while you´re at it, go suck a cock.
Streichwurstable 3 days ago
@Streichwurstable dude im 15 and why dont u tell me where u are so i can kick the shit out of u and u want me to suck a dick why dont u since ur the one whose talkin bout dicks and balls anyway
jchannel1000 3 days ago
@jchannel1000 Well I live in Heidelberg Germany and I´d like seeing you trying to kick my ass. Come over if you feel like it.
Anyway this is pointless. Writing with you kids on YT is a waste on time.
Why don´t you just continue going to school, learn how to write and wait for about 3 or 4 years? While you´re at it, learn something about cinema and philosophy. All you´re now is an annoying and ridiculous little cunt who can´t even write better than a German.
Streichwurstable 2 days ago
@Streichwurstable dude u think i should go to school ur the dumbest fuck ive ever speaken to u think i will actually listen to u about reading and writing and btw its the internet u dont need to fuckin spell right
jchannel1000 2 days ago
@jchannel1000 no actually it´s normal to go to school when you´re 15. of course no one gives a fuck, but it takes longer to find out what the fuck you are trying to say if you write like a retard.
Do or do not, there is no try.
Streichwurstable 2 days ago
@Streichwurstable DUDE i wasnt saying i dont go to school i was saying why the fuck would i listen to u and u call me a retard ur the retard how old r u anyway and u keep saying ur german who gives a fuck u think ur tough cause ur german and why dont u pay for a ticket for me to come over there and then ill pay u back and kick ur ass
jchannel1000 2 days ago
@jchannel1000 that´s because I don´t hit little children ;)
You´re funny.
Streichwurstable 2 days ago
@Streichwurstable and ur not
jchannel1000 2 days ago
@jchannel1000 I think we´ve both said what we had to say. This is pointless anyway, I´m out. See ya.
Streichwurstable 2 days ago
You have not seen the originals then...
skunkpants 1 week ago
Do or do not there is no try
That is the best
lx0910 1 week ago
this is extremely stupid thought, expressed horribly.
jameshetfieldserbia 1 week ago
Wisdom from Yoda can be found.
aimhigh2014 1 week ago
Biggest load of crap heard i ever is
SAOrules 1 week ago
Let me share some REAL logic with you:
Chicken leads to egg
Egg leads to omelet
Omelet leads to fecal urgency
TheSeanoftheBread 1 week ago
@TheSeanoftheBread Cause and effect, my dear.
SWOgottaGO 1 week ago
Souuther riiiiiing
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fear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to suffering...
anger leads to fear
fear leads to suffering
suffering leads to hate
legomadkiwi 1 week ago
lol its a pretty simple concept.. don't get how people can twist all this shit around.. you can't be angry at something that you aren't afraid of.. you can't hate something unless you are angry with it.. noone will suffer unless all of the above are present...
prodigy051985 1 week ago 7
@prodigy051985 I´m not angry with pop music but I hate it anyway. loop hole
Streichwurstable 5 days ago
Best saying of all time is more like it.
wtp3racin 1 week ago
fear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to suffering.......LUCAS IS A FUCKING MONKEY...
anger leads to fear
fear leads to suffering
suffering leads to hate
jdoghockey19 1 week ago
@jdoghockey19 nope they lead to anything. you can mix and match them around.suffering can lead to anger(revenge).suffering can lead to fear(afraid of suffering aswell). suffering can lead to hate(grudge), fear can lead to anger(hating that person or thing that lead you to fear it/himheretc)fear can lead to suffer(not confronting fear) fear can lead to hate(same explanation as fear>anger. you get the idea. so george lucas is all doughy.
jcudal32 1 week ago
@jcudal32 lol so people just start suffering out of the blue for no reason?? umm no i don't think thats the way it works, sorry..
prodigy051985 1 week ago
@prodigy051985 you can actually suffer out of the blue. it's called depression. Also, there could be something else that comes before that that is not one of the 3(fear,anger hate). That wasn't the point of my first comment though. my point was that you can mix and match them.
jcudal32 1 week ago
@jcudal32 you truly truly believe that you get depression completely out of the blue?? nope sorry
prodigy051985 1 week ago
@prodigy051985 I'm sorry you need further information to understand something. That wasn't even the point of my first comment. Random depression: depression(dot)about(dot)com/od/causes/f/howcanbesad(dot)htm. I'll reiterate it again. The whole point of my reply to jdoghockey19 was that those causes and effects are mix n' matchable in different combinations. You truly believe you're a prodigy. Sorry. Go read an English book. Now buzz off and mind your own business.
jcudal32 1 week ago
@prodigy051985 And if you still don't understand, I'm sorry your a bumbling idiot. just accept that you're not a prodigy. Just accept that you are a fool who cannot comprehend such simple information. I was more of a prodigy than you as you, at this moment, claim yourself to be. Reply if you're an idiot.
jcudal32 1 week ago
@jcudal32 dude. you're a retard.. plain and simple.
prodigy051985 1 week ago
@prodigy051985 HAHAHAHA! that's the best you could conjure? You, my friend, are a waste of my time. Go read an English grammar book. Plain and simple.
jcudal32 1 week ago
@prodigy051985 I had depression in 2010 and believe me it was out of the blue. I was three for months in a mental hospital before I knew what was wrong with me.
Streichwurstable 5 days ago
do or do not there is no try?
minininja807 1 week ago
So does that mean 122 people are on the dark side?
MrUn1versal 1 week ago
I may be in a minority here but while I thought the puppet looked weird in the original version, the cgi on Yoda here looks so halfarsed.
VActorDreamer 1 week ago
yo wheres the puppet at?!
EnJoIZeLiFe 1 week ago
4chan leads to The Price is Right losing horn video. The Price is Right losing horn video leads to You get NOTHING video. You get NOTHING video leads to That is why you fail video. That is why you fail video leads to this video.
>Notice this is from Episode I
>Dislike
MrIronglass 1 week ago
I saw this as a kid, forgotten it, then the other day I started thinking about this stuff, and came to the same idea of the "path to evil", and felt so awesome for coming up with that... now I see this again. Either
a) I'm as awesome as Yoda or
b) fuck this shit
... I know it's b), just trying to be optimistic..
KTVX94 1 week ago
How is it possible that you had this cgi clip in 2010 when the bluray got released 5 months ago...
Peace7Maker 1 week ago
@Peace7Maker How is it possible that you don't know that the Star Wars movies have been out on DVD for years? Did you ever think that this clip came from a DVD?
DubrowMark 1 week ago
No where near the wisdom conveyed in the Dagobah sequence of Empire Strikes Back.
xXSparky117Xx 1 week ago
Best Yoda saying?? Are you fucking thick?
chuggyman1 1 week ago 14
@chuggyman1 Thick? Is that another way of saying someone is stupid?
yoshiguy123 4 days ago
CG Yoda looks like shit compared to the old puppet Yoda.
00Kirby0 1 week ago
@00Kirby0
Fuck that. The puppet yoda looks gay.
PsylentEarth 1 week ago
@PsylentEarth
The puppet Yoda actually looks like an old man, and not like a green furby.
00Kirby0 1 week ago
Yoda kinda sounds like he's got a hand up his wazoo.
The End.
DancingSpiderman 2 weeks ago
It sure does
chosenhan260 2 weeks ago
grammar learned from yoda i have
MegaNewbie100 2 weeks ago 112
@MegaNewbie100 very good you are
greenday8872 6 days ago
@MegaNewbie100 The germans learned their gramma from him!
MrRemoted 5 days ago
@SunnyLovetts You did NOT just compare Jesus to Yoda. Yoda would wipe the floor with Jesus... and he is real...
Hatsmackful 2 weeks ago
Yoda - I just ripped one. Smells good huh?
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anAngryHamster 2 weeks ago
in moscow russia, dark side joins you
GetUmDed 2 weeks ago 56
@GetUmDed soviet russia not Moscow russia...
DaTroof93 1 week ago
@GetUmDed i forgot its soviet russia right after i said that lol
GetUmDed 6 days ago
@GetUmDed In moscow russia??? You must be american...
opasnatikva 5 days ago 19
Stupid Yoda. Hate is awesome!
darthace 2 weeks ago
Sounds like something My Lord Jesus would say =]
SunnyLovetts 2 weeks ago
who the hell watches star wars (in a nerdy voice) it so fucking retarted
zaneraner 2 weeks ago
Surely fear leads to suffering, suffering leads to hate, hate leads to anger. That seems to make more sense. Just sayin'.
MisterLewiLewi 2 weeks ago
"There is no 'try' - only do or do not."
Only good Yoda saying IMO.
FrogmortonHotchkiss 2 weeks ago
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vaper192 2 weeks ago
@vaper192 but in russian this in sleng was confirmed as - BLUE that is to say FAGGOT but YO green )))) &_*
SVETFLOR 2 weeks ago
@SVETFLOR ?
vaper192 2 weeks ago
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and suffering leads to darkness...if you join the darkside, we get the women, bad ass clothes, uber super cool weapons,but the only thing is well be deformed or loose a limb,..but its the future oh well....join the darkside LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!
CAZPERsayz 2 weeks ago
When you get frustrated your daughter imitates and when your daugther imitates she gets kicked out of school when your daugther get's kicked out of school she meets undesirables when she meets desirables she tie's the knot with desirables when she ties the knot with undesirbles you get a grandson with a dog collar don't have grandson with a dog collar
Listen to yoda.
mattwillbedefeated 2 weeks ago
Hate is what makes us humans!
Die you greeny bastard!
STARD00R 2 weeks ago
@STARD00R Hate does not make us human. Hate is a toxic emotion and it's detrimental to your health. Love and compassion is what we're made for.
ajhrockerboy6 2 weeks ago
Fear is the path to the dark side.
Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to hate
Hate leads to suffering
jeffowen27 2 weeks ago
@jeffowen27
THAT WAS IN THE VIDEO TOO
MrSolomobl 2 weeks ago
@MrSolomobl that's the only thing in the video! lol
jeffowen27 2 weeks ago
"Here is a path to the dark side,Fear leads to anger,Anger leads to hate,Hate leads to your mum"
Rossyboiful 2 weeks ago
hahaha it's funny because yoda is buddhist! haha!
yretes 3 weeks ago
obviously it's hard to take him seriously.
ghostrecon755 3 weeks ago
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
loadedtomcat 3 weeks ago 2
NO YOUR ALL STUPID HIS BEST LINE IS FROM EPISODE 2 "AROUND THE SURVIVORS A PERIMITER CREATE"
noahnynja88 3 weeks ago 2
no it's not
ArbiterOfFunk 3 weeks ago
This is true. Everyone one I know leads themselves with fear.
parsleysprigs 3 weeks ago
No his best saying is "That is why you fail."
ThanatorRider 3 weeks ago
I swear almost all of the PT quotes are nonsensical and just awful, this Yoda one included. Oh, and the so insightful "Only a sith deals in absolutes." quote XD
kasrkinmullet 3 weeks ago
@kasrkinmullet The only real one you can relate to life is "Do or do not their is no try." Its all about the state of mind when achieving your goals in life.
Baseshocks 3 weeks ago
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kasrkinmullet 3 weeks ago
"Your focus determines your reality"
Daviddim07 3 weeks ago
I sense much fear in you...
metalisback 3 weeks ago
lol
TeamEliteDuelists 3 weeks ago
Chicken leads to egg. Egg leads to omelet. Omelet leads to fecal urgency.
DrShaym 3 weeks ago 3
@DrShaym omg that made me laugh soo hard :P.
Baseshocks 3 weeks ago
Success leads to sequels. Sequels lead to special editions. Special Editions lead to prequels. Prequels lead to a crap load of money!
ScrubmanLowell 3 weeks ago
@ScrubmanLowell Or a crap load of crap!
kewltyler44 3 weeks ago
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Montanari753 3 weeks ago
Yea
dougkoehler1 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you thought this was gonna be a Rick Roll for sure...
thebbeenn 3 weeks ago
I used this in my Ethics assessment on monday.
Got an A*.
MacSnowball 3 weeks ago 124
@MacSnowball Haha haHAA !
You received and A* (get it? An A-Hole !)
DancingSpiderman 2 weeks ago
@MacSnowball you have a bad teacher then
nohomers100 1 week ago
I'll take suffering if I can shoot lighting from my hands....
RankoTheDark 4 weeks ago 22
@RankoTheDark roflmao
My1nfern0 1 week ago
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...?
MrMechanicalSquirrel 4 weeks ago
they shoulda gave him those shots from Equilibrium
ThDrkKnyt 4 weeks ago
Biggest bad*ss leads to epic space battles, epic space battles leads you to long lost powerful son, long lost powerful son turns evil dad back into the coolest dad ever.
scottyVR6 4 weeks ago 4
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
lollol012 4 weeks ago 7
@lollol012 Straight up muthafucka we gettin sith up in here!!!
desein7 3 weeks ago
Chicken leads to egg. Egg leads to omelet. Omelet leads to fecal urgency.
Ultimaniacx4 4 weeks ago 127
@Ultimaniacx4 LMAO x 1,000,000,000!!!
guns4good 3 weeks ago
@Ultimaniacx4 The Dark Side leads to BungHole. BungHole leads to TP. TP, of, for, and by the Dark Side.
May the Dark Side be with you. BungHole. Hmmm. (nods)
DancingSpiderman 2 weeks ago
@Ultimaniacx4 GENIUS!!!
MDR173 1 week ago
@MDR173 If you wanna hear more from the mind that thought that up, watch Mr. Plinkett's Star Wars prequel reviews. Pure comedy + brutal honesty.
/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
Ultimaniacx4 1 week ago
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
My ally is the Force, and a power ally it is.
Judge me by my size, do you?
Take your pick, motherfucker.
TheSalukAntiwii 4 weeks ago 2
Chicken leads to egg, egg leads to omelette, omelette leads to fecal urgencies.
giantevilrobot777777 4 weeks ago
Yea... That's not Yoda. Yoda is a muppet that lives on Dagobah.
WJBardenV 4 weeks ago 6
suffering leads to black, black leads to sunglasses, sunglasses leads to glasses made out of sun and sun, sun leads to fat ball of fire ,and fat ball of fire leads to my soda :D
waffles4everful 4 weeks ago
STOP HATING THE PREQUELS! I love them just as much
FireInTheHole96 4 weeks ago
sounds like your about to be raped by yoda
alafreakingbama8 4 weeks ago