EXCLUSIVE: BEYONCE AND BLUE IVY CARTER DOCUMENTARY @MTV

[EffYOthOughts]

Welcome to world baby carter love auntie rih - bitch you ain't sista LMFAOO .

[crazynoied11]

I watch this video on a daily basis....

[boosexymama]

im so mad that you were rockin that smurf like that.."blue hungry" im hella weak lol

[Rxrefill08]

my favorite part is when hes in the mirror wit the red dress on and says "yes!"

[HAVEACUPCAKE9]

lol a mess

[jfd1617]

Did that baptist church really put that on their sign?

[LaTonyaRoberts2012]

OH LORD TOO HILARIOUS! The smurf baby?! WOOOOW

[KhiGlamStar]

y yu do that? Clumsy tho

[xjuiicy2times]

Lmfao I wish a nigga woulllllld

[juicybabesz1]

fav parts: deff the decoy lol, "bitch you aint my sister" , and the church . love dis video !

[Trinigirl810]

This is hella funny

[Jordyn8398]

fav part bithch you aint my sister

[215malik]

my top 5 fav parts of this video, Alonzo you are a genius.....

1- bedazzled onesy for Mother Knowles sittin at the kitchen table probably playin cards

2- wind machine

3- decoy car

4- blue baby smurf

5- the baby bump wit a twist

Hilarious

[0joel69]

hahah has anyone noticed that she dosent have anything in her purse hahaha

[Booliciousful]

LLLLLMFAOOOOO@ TF YOU RUNNIN FOR!

[Shymeezy]

LMAOOOOOO you are too funny i love watching your videos

[manhatten345]

"bitch u ain't my sister" lmao

[LOLpiggyinsides11]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!  he had a stuffed smurf too funny

[TheBeautifulmisa]

youuu the besttt omggg lol u make my day handsome

[supahotmusicboi]

lol at the fan as a "wind machine" haha

[RikoIsHere]

1:07 <----------Lmao Only Him! This guy will do a 360 on my day if we were friends.

[mscrystalofdc]

U R A MESS CHILD! NUFF SAID....

[DACNewsNetwork]

YOU CAME IN MY HOUSE!!!! YOU TOUCHED MY CHILD!!! #Obsessed lol

[L0NDi3]

Lmao......I like how you used angry birds rio version to be exact!

[YoBoiPat]

I remember that church picture :-)

[ThePE3Project]

Why is Beyonce so ratchet lmaooo

[iamMoochi]

Lol, you are too much! How do you come up with this stuff? SMH!!!! Hilarious.

[betrayergrandma]

LMFAO u need ur own tv show hahaha too funny :)

[ElectraAndromeda]

Lmfao

[darkelite92]

Angry birds yess

[holidaystylez1]

this is too Damn Funny ...don't forget that Fan LOL

[damefine22]

MISSION: DECOY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[YhewAdoreAliyah]

Lol this shit had me rollin. " Hey Beyonce can I touch ur butt? " " I wish a nigga would!! " lolz u funny as hell

[GlammingAintEasy]

LOL LMAO bitch you aint my sister...and to think we sang at that church

[TheChickP83]

LOL you're such a good looking guy but you make one HIDEOUS Beyonce

[alonzolerone]

@TheChickP83 LOL. fuuuuug you

[coolgal1992]

0:50 - 0:59 is totally how I try to squeeze in to trousers that don't fit!

[Megaprettyprincess98]

Lol my name would be destiny

[89lillyflower]

Was that the angry birds theme music??? Lol

[BlaiseKingII]

LMAOOOOOOO i love it

[Marllon]

Wait, that church sign wasn't for real, was it?

[17CollegeKid]

Blue hungry? Lol

[aniles1989]

CONSISTENCY IS WHAT YOU GOT! Love you, you make my day every day :)

Selina, United Kingdom

[alonzolerone]

@aniles1989 THANK Q Selina

[FaShiioNistaChiq]

lmfaooo. hot ass mess.

[Welcome01213]

I've got a Smurf too :P

[justQuez]

I LIIIVE!!!!! lmao

[JessNicSink]

Rotfl this made my night

[UniQueTx2010]

haha

[jaynuck16]

lmprao!!!!

[malpz254]

Lmaooooo

[sharonarnold9]

too fuckin funny! love it!

[pinkyhuey1]

"I ain't goin nowhere why the fuk u running 4...dumbass" too weak. Lol

[coolgal1992]

I watch this like 50 times a day!!! soooo funny!

[gemini2sided]

LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!........I FUQN LOVVEEEE UUU!!!!

[pinkyhuey1]

Blue hungray lol

[GabiNichole]

Lmfao!!! Omg too funny. He wrong for that coach purse kno damn well beyonce wouldnt be using that.

[ItsMeTashia]

ohhh that dis towards Farrah and Letoya!!!! LOLLL< not for the preachy Michelle Williams!! LOLLL, you are so wrong for this!!!! LOLLL!!

[SweetBrwnSuga]

wat songs were playing @1:20?

[hoodfigga1000]

Did that church really put that

[ChrissyTopicsTV]

u should have did the "lights!!! somebody getting fired hey hey" lol

[PinkDough]

@ChrissyTopicsTV lmao omg yeeess!!! that woulda slayed me!!!

[addictive3894]

Lol mission impossible music

[addictive3894]

I like the color of the wig

[MsKewlKidd]

2:34 rotflllllllllllllllll you so crazy blue

[MzAmberJ]

1:28 LOL

[2badd4wrds]

ahahahahaha what church would really put that up ahahaha ..that sad but funny

[MiddleFinga2theWorld]

hahaha I LOVE IT!!!!<3

[mbswagify]

XD

[JRFSDX]

"Bitch U anit my sister" Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooo

[BriiAndrea23]

not funny

[theonlyavonne]

"YOU CAME INTO MY HOUSE! YOU TOUCHED MY CHILD!''

[thatboyd93]

I love it Alonzo.... <3

[blaqcherry86]

sasha u betta get that fan get that fan bitch lol

[chaseme20]

THIS WAS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

[chocolatestar72]

Diva fan during delivery. Priceless! LMAO!

[thins1andonly33]

Lmfao!

[bradleysubershow]

LOL NOT DECOY LOL!!!!! LOL and the Fan LOL Blue Hungry lol she needa eat lol Lord not Letoya and Michelle calling lol. Love it. Not Beyonce from "Obsessed"

[TatiAnaMercedes]

SHE AINT MY SISTA!!!

[Meklipstickjunkie]

Lmmfao

[softgentlelez]

ROFLMAO@ANGRY BIRDS THEME MUSIC...LOL

[milah2010]

Haha when Letoya & Michelle called her >>>>>

[milah2010]

LMAOOOOO HE GOT A SMURF

[khayetizzle]

"Welcome to the world princess Carter! Love Aunty Rih"...Bitch, you ain't my sister. LMAO!!!

[JaiXaiver]

i can hear bey actually sayn some of these line

[michelle3114]

LMAO @ the singing during birth!!!!

[LilMissKutieee]

0:47 nice butt ;)

[HerbalEssnce2k]

LOL michelle on the phone saying "Hallelujah!!" that was so wrong yet so funny

[collinsboy21]

Gave me my life tonight yassss.....

[12jtbaby]

lol angry birds

[DarrylCUR]

Bitch! You ain't my sister.

[dbrightview08]

Lmaoooo

[QueenLioness84]

lmao @ 1:06 Beyonce hanging up on Michelle. Too hilarious. I died laughing at 2:10 Alonzo, you are too funny.

[no6love]

this is to funny...this probably did happen

[jfs0504]

i have watched this video eight times lmfao ...... bend it like beckham

[clazzofoeight]

LMMFAO! This is just too damn funny. Was she gonna dance the baby out!?!

[TheALEXdoa]

Dand to think we sang at that church..."

lmbo too funny

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[jdluv79]

Lmfao...you a fool!!

[NoxiousXStarlight]

SMUUUUUURF!

[BiBivolleyball]

JUILIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[iluvpharrell91]

Did that church really put that... Smh

[nashaLynnn23]

@iluvpharrell91 i really hope not.. thats horrible if they did

[khaleel4reel]

O Lawd I Can't Stop Crying! I Started At 1:00 Into Watching

[lolastarr11]

Omg I cant stop watching this

[nessa23745]

@lolastarr11 me neather

[Rajhathetiger]

Song at 0:56? Tnx

[msshank100]

@Rajhathetiger teach me how to dougie



[Carhopper18]

Lml you stupid for that one. And the smurf was a nice touch.

[WildWildWest30000]

3:11 "B*tch you ain't ma sister"

AHAHAHAHA

[02BlackStallion]

OMG I always wanted to shake my ass to Angry Birds!!

[simoneog2009]

boy I know you didn't play that angry birds song. I laughed so hard...

[MsMusicStunna]

That was funny as Hell

[marissawho]

omg this is so funny

[AppleCidaa]

that blue smirf tho! hahaha DEAD.

[TBallaZ]

angry birds rio loooooll omghh looool I can"t

[robertantonnyc]

I didnt know what expect but something crazy. lol. rofl

[mborcs]

1:40 I WISH A NIKKA WOULD !

Cant get enough of this :)

[monkey974797]

Oh so blue ivy making everyone know latin now?

[reemisonfire]

i love this XD!!!

[Yukikoandthe]

THis bitch used my catchphase #BOOOOOOOOOOM

[TheLeeshBeesh]

omg i can't

[judyqueenp]

Chile, yo stomach look more real and authentic than that fake sh*t Beyawnce had on. LMAO

[TrinityNewman]

Blue hungry... BA-LUE is HUNGRY!!!

[TrinityNewman]

JESUSSSSSS ALONZO I CANNOT WITH YOU!!! LMAOOOOOO YASSSSS!!! =))))

[MrFiDeL101]

Your so fuking halerious!:D

[mborcs]

When he grabs "her" nose and says "she needa eat"

3:08 :D

[ladysafiya1234]

i keep on watchin dis lol



[ChristianBarack2009]

Bitch you aint my sister...lmao too funny!

[lovelyhearts15]

You need a whooping for this too funny.

[audreyf05]

Hahaha I love this!

[dwn4wuteva93]

WHEN HE QUOTES BEYONCE FROM OBSESSED>>>>>>>> lmaoooooooo

[dwn4wuteva93]

BLUE HUNGRY! lmaooooooo

[Miss1990Lady]

this is too funny lol

[britsluver]

Hahahaha it's smurfette yay!!!

[tweety90bird]

Alonzo you are a hot mess....& i love it thanks for the vid!!!

[DLB08]

Lmao.. Alonzo u always make me laugh!! "Blue hungry, she needa eat!! "

[unknown22801]

OhEmGee LOVED IT!!!!!!

[cchllover]

"Lord i havent tried on these things since i kicked Farrah's ass out the group"

[zoenicole2000]

Cracking my sides!

[yesitsmeagain23]

Goin on my favorites ;D switching cars part gave me a long laugh

[alonzolerone]

@yesitsmeagain23 "DECOY" motha fuggggggggggggas

[tayj22]

Omg, I was like hold up is that church sign for real? Lmfao!

[TheNaturalSTLgal]

@tayj22 Unfortunately it really was a church sign. I forgot where they said it was located though

[irvin5623]

Lol..

[plushkittycat84]

you a fuckin foooooool lol1.05

[3BuckHead]

"Hey Bee this is LeToya" Who? LOL!!! That was funny, talk about shade.

[dwizz08]

lmbo you with this smurf...."blue hungry" this video is hilarious

[1999YogiBear]

Lol!

[KomplexiveMind]

Lmfaooo Alonzo u are a fool I love it u had me dyin

[TheRootDeep]

LOL!!!! Hilarious!!!!!



[asNroyalty]

U are too much

[diamondztreasure]

I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE WHY THE F*CK YOU RUNNING FOR...LMAAOOOo!!

[acmdu89]

YOU HAVE THE PRETTIEST MICKEY FRICKING TEEFs..I know your Dentist loves you.

[lupedee23]

I love your crazy ass!

[angiekelz]

LMAO!!! OMG you are crazy!!!

[blackswan4332]

Alonzo,chile you know you crazzzzzzy. Loved it.

[yankytank09]

hahahaha Blue hungry.. its actually blue

[realcookiesdntcrumbl]

lmao baby smurf #dead.... oh alonzo you make me smile :)