Oh, The Places You'll (Actually) Go

[CullTheLivingFlower]

Pass the .45

[cheespuffsrok]

Fuck all our lives.

[TokyoFMNA]

Now I'm depressed.

[webempireproductions]

simply fuck

[skatinghippo366]

When this video ended I became a manic depressive D:

[Taylormademad]

and there goes my childhood ....

[Penten11]

And That's Why You Join The Military Boys And Girls

[masaaiha]

Am I the only one who finds it funny how the person reading it all out sounds sort of happy? XD

[Letterman0412]

@masaaiha Well he is a rich fake docter.

[karlyheartsBLG]

you know, the real book, by dr. seuss was a masterpiece that shows kids (and adults) what it means to dream and hope. yeah you wont go anywhere in life...if you listen to crappy advice like this. be a believer for gods sake, i know this was supposed to be funny, but it actually just pissed me off

[Thefriendlybaron]

@karlyheartsBLG this is just satire, it shouldn't be taken literally.

[pokefreak3]

my life

[eucoliptus]

goddamit, every single video has a nintedo 3Ds commercial, don't they know no one want's to buy that crappy thing?

[bkjftribe]

@dopeyfather no he wasn't

[anderseb2007]

love this.

[dopeyfather]

he was a real doctor

[Kilox1000]

lol so basically this vid is saying everyone has a terrible anti social life?

don't listen to this video, I get its supposed to be a joke but life is only "depressing" and "crappy" if you don't know how to live it.

[RaLOfficial]

well of course he is not a doctor

he writes about a cat,

he writes about a Lorax

who the fuck is that?

but it doesn't matter

oh no, not at all,

he is still one of the best writers,

one of the best and that's all.

[joe88john]

"Oh wait a second now how can that be? Not everyone is special, statistically."

This was hailarious however, I wouldn't want Dr. Seuss doing anything a real doctor does. How weird would that physical be?

[AmeliaaDreamer]

This video was a HUGE slap in my fucking face. Thanks. ALOT.

[LamentationsEnd]

Ha, this is nowhere nearly as depressing as what life actually is.

[darkcylander]

I actually really like this video, it makes you thankful that your life turned out better than these people's did.

[fra2603]

FUCK YOU

[SilverPad11]

Just when I forget about how bad life is, this slaps me in the face with a huge reminder... Great.

[joe88john]

lmfao too funny

[cheispoopy]

who else saw that gay aqua bats commercial?

[WARsoldier525]

depressing



[MrCaracicatriz]

Basically...

[SouthernDirtbiker]

This is what liberals want xD

[TheDGFiles]

@SouthernDirtbiker wait what? how?

[SouthernDirtbiker]

@TheDGFiles I'm talking about the ending. They want everyone to do the same exact thing until they die.

[TheDGFiles]

@SouthernDirtbiker I am a liberal and that is not what I want people to do, I want people do live there dreams. Jesus Christ you are stupid.

[SouthernDirtbiker]

@TheDGFiles Oh god! You are a liberal? What the fuck are you stupid? All you do is kill babies all day!

[TheDGFiles]

@SouthernDirtbiker -_- I am so glad I was not raised ignorant like you but I am not going to get in a political argument with someone on the internet because its pointless I respect your believes. 

[SouthernDirtbiker]

@TheDGFiles LOL I was kidding, chill.

[TheDGFiles]

@SouthernDirtbiker >_> ok

[burningtomatoes]

Optimistic much?

[usuckbad2]

This is what happens if you continue to watch collegehumor videos

[JONNYELVIS7]

I'm just going to watch it again..Try to find a loophole.

[soullesssoldier]

Thanks to the ones with the inspiring comments. I'm gonna keep on keeping on until I succeed, and so should you!

[gamernerd1992]

3,474 people are the lucky ones who got their dreams

[FpsEgypt]

da fuck is this...

[PrincessaVerde]

wow....that is depressing

[qwit1234]

cute



[TtEeHhJjAaYy1i]

Yep...time to go kill myself =)

[pochopaz7381]

To be fair he got fat, because he got fat

[pochopaz7381]

@gaving673 theres the problem

[theamazingcheezit]

sta-tis-tic-a-lee

[freedomphamt0m]

things would be much simpler if cartoons tell this to the kids every day

[BuddyRider]

A little part of me has just died.

[sfassih]

The only thing stopping you from achieving highly is yourself. The people who succeed want it as much as they want breath whilst they are out of it. How much you want to succeed is what separates the successful people from the ones who aren't so much so.

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

i like pom

Who read that wrong?

[123DragonShade]

@gamer5122 hahaha you dont believe in God.... And I quote: "fag"

[shongrocks1622]

m so fucking depressed!

[becooleatpie]

wtf did i just see

[Rackellesh727]

dumb, this whole thing, dumb, all the comment wars, dumb.

[CODgamin1]

I just finished playing mw3 with my 6 yr old cuz! 75 kills 1 death :D but this makes me even happier lol

[houstondodgeball]

I'm so glad they made this vid. I got this book as a graduate present when I grad from high school yrs ago. I read it, knew it was crap before reading it. Asked my parents, why did u buy this bk for me instead of a bk that tells you how to make my goals a reality? They got quiet and said, "because we don't know how to make our own dreams a reality. So why should u?" on snap, there lack of support has prepared me for life or at least cynicism. Thanks Mom and Dad :D (no advice, research instead).

[swinchesterful]

seriously? why do people dislike this video?

[84pokedude]

@darkcylander YOU LIE!!!!!

[MrLefty96]

I'm going to go ahead and end my life now...

[darkcylander]

this video does have a point, mediocre DOES mean to be normal. and most people have to be normal for normal to exist. however living with your parents is a little below that.

[Nyanih]

Note: Mainly applies to america.

[chevykid241]

@Nyanih true, collegehumor is an American company.....where else would it apply....

[Letterman0412]

@Nyanih Oh yeah cause everyone is making it big in Africa.

[JACKMAN9988]

@Nyanih HEY ASSHOLE IM FROM AMERICA........AND YOUR RIGHT

(CAPITAL LETTERS PEOPLE USE THEM)

[iRedBear19]

How realisticly depresssing :( hahah

[gaving673]

not true, you can do anything you want to as long as your not a lazy bastard.....

[Supergungun]

Story of my life.

[TheBeBeCaCa]

Oh come on people stop wallowing in self-rue,

Don't be a loser and take this to be true,

We all know it's just because you don't actually try,

Because you don't believe in yourself, that's really why!

It's your life, your story, it's all self-controllable, Why take something that hasn't happened yet as inevitable?

And if you're really already failed in every aspect of life,

And if you feel as if you're ready to take to the gun or the knife,

Well just remember the way back is the way forward.

[TheBah12345]

@TheBeBeCaCa That's the truth! A lot of people want a job and refuse to start a business, they always want to latch on to something someone has built...just laziness

[NoseGuard67]

Well I'm going to go kill myself.

[84pokedude]

@darkcylander i know but he couldnt talk

[darkcylander]

@84pokedude um, yes he could, I'm related to someone that met him.

[84pokedude]

o come on everyone nos doctor seuss cant talk

[darkcylander]

@84pokedude he's been dead for almost 20 years now.

[AKBeazBoi]

lol this is soooooo true

[Kriskazam]

Why the dislikes?

[EternityHime]

@Kriskazam Because people got butthurt hearing the truth.

[Dgunz357]

To be honest, i dont know what to be in life? Dont know my carreer either.

[renay1918]

I've had low expectations for a while, I want to be a surgeon, but the chances of that r low, so im gonna teach 5 yr olds.

[trollkiller13]

Ha WELL LOOK AT ME NOW BITCH

[bladeqw5]

... :O ... im... im... dissapointed

[idevidedbyzero]

well... there goes my childhood.

[haha96369]

I'm sad now.

[Cmanisthecoolest]

Fake doctor that writes rhymes for a living? Sounds like Dr. Dre.

[CODgamin1]

@Cmanisthecoolest or Dr, Seuss lol

[Kunibert1000]

@Cmanisthecoolest except dr. dre doesn't write his own rhymes, he pays ghost writers to do that^^

[Cmanisthecoolest]

@Kunibert1000 I didn't know they had computers under bridges...

[KingOfHeartsgg]

i wore all that in maplestory :P

[missbrushingteeth]

'I'm just a fake doctor who writes rhymes for a living.'

Totaly wanna be that later!

[ivanscorpse]

This video made me change my perspective on life.

so i bought a gun.

[bijeau99]

my god, who in the hell liked that comment!

[junaid07306]

Yeah Im 2 mins older

[redlight59]

i get that this is a joke... but i serve coffee for a living, i make pretty good money, i love my job and i have plenty of time for a social life. so yeah... you don't need to be a bigwig to have a good life :)

[maaskeimorgen]

Irrelevant.

[KittyPawSlap]

Lol whats with all of these deep comments?

[Ch1ris23]

@KittyPawSlap thats what i was thinking

[keilxkey2255]

Just because you're not rich and famous doesn't mean that you'll be unhappy. What a load of crap this is...

[HannahMarieHumor]

"You probably won't starve or anything like that... in truth you'll probably get fat!"

i quoted the video, can i get a top comment now?

[TheFernando300]

@HannahMarieHumor NO! Okay I shut him up, can I get a top comment now?

[creatura90]

I used to work hard to maintain my position in life but than I took and arro... this video to the brain...??? WTF am I talking about? anyway, This video almost made me give up on life. ALMOST.

[MrDumbguy1234]

@creatura90 someone didnt go to school its *then i took an arrow to the knee

[creatura90]

@MrDumbguy1234 ok.

[TheTacoZombie]

@Linkfanoftheyear no he wasnt i did a report on him

[Linkfanoftheyear]

Dr. Sues is a real doctor.....

[Pangolinx1]

Honestly kids,

It sucks worse than this

Big Mama Nature

Is mightily pissed

So while it's still there

Enjoy what you've got

In a handful of years

You'll be too freaking hot.

[skeilak]

It's true what they say. There's truth in all that,

My life is so pointless, and my wife got so fat,

Cool people reject me, and my kids don't respect me,

I think God in Heaven, has chose to neglect me.

Gone from me now are dreams of the young,

I'm going to end it all now, with my little gun.

So good bye to you all, the happy and proud,

Maybe I can be you, next time around.

[CloudCereal553]

@skeilak I can't tell if I should be sad that you're committing suicide, or if I should be fucking scared you're gonna murder me and take my awesome life.

[lobsterrocky]

@skeilak BRAVO BRAVO

[Showdow18]

@skeilak i like what you did there

[gamer5122]

@skeilak haha you believe in god... fag

[JuicyMullet1]

@gamer5122 He's a fag because he believes in God?

[SiSTeRFiSTER100]

@skeilak Medocrity is what inspires robbers, to go out and steal, from some overpaid cocksuckers. Life kinda sucks, and you only live once, so to a bank robber, it's like ah, what the fuck, May as well attempt to rise above and take the risk, I don't give a fuck cause I can't keep going on like this, in my middle class prison, all alone, just a forgotten pixel in a sea of drones, that go to work everyday, while undeserving cunts like Paris Hilton can lay.

[SuperCrazycatlady123]

Wow, there go my dreams

[lukeiamyourfaja]

way to kill my childhood collegehumor!

[highjackerify]

the vid. wasnt bad untill u made fun of Dr. seuse so screw u

[Mistahealy]

@highjackerify Good job with that misspelled outrage.

[falafellover2011]

thnx for ruining my life

[theperv01]

If everyone grew up with a Mexican mom and dad like I did then none of here would be watching this vid. We grow up with our pearants ruining our dreams from the moment we say I wanna be. Thier great at setting us strieght . Aim for the bigger target in life mijo/mija never aim to small or high.

[jordygt1]

@theperv01 Nobody cares, seriously, nobody, just settle down.

[Gnarglay]

Drugs....the answer.

[funnytreecat]

Oh no I cried oh wait I sighed wtf does this rhyme I will be involved in crime everyone calls me prime gay 2 you to

[t90cash]

@funnytreecat Is Jake teaching you how to rap?

[Fullmetal1890P]

Am I the only one who actually laughed at this?

[AndiIsTheSex16]

@Fullmetal1890P Yes.

[ConnorrNess]

That guy is wearing the same clothes for years...

[BlazeInTheHaze]

DOCTOR STRAUSS

BECAUSE FUCK YOU I CAN

[TheJoker33julio]

): you crushed my dreams

[llamalover02]

I actually feel a bit depressed...

[FreelancerFlorida52]

This video is a year old. You grew 24 years

[ADickGooglSucks]

loling at all the people who can't accept the fact that most of us are failures.

[zilla249]

Guys guys, it's obvious. This isnt collegehumors' fault. Nay, ITS DR. SEUSS.

[shongrocks1622]

oh god.. this is depressing. fuck you collegehumor.. first you make these real awesome vids that we can't stop watchin.. i mean literally.. and then you depress us with such horror!

oh well.. next video.

[MaxRyanTV]

D:

[schlimanokobibi]

Fuck you Dr. Suess!

[shmoopythelumberjack]

This is everything i ever was afraid of in one video..

[helpinghand2u]

this kinda ruined this book for me lol

[darkcylander]

technically what they are saying is true, mediocrity does mean normal, and more people have to be normal than not.

[banditkade]

I think this video captures all that's wrong with America: the "Oh well" mentality. I'm gotta get fat, anyway, might as well not stop it; my dreams will never be realized, might as well not work towards them. Simplify: Make the yourself of tomorrow better then it is today.

[ninjacupcake2000]

Well my dreams are crushed

[MrWilkinnz]

:(

[MineMurphydog]

... I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me?

[AmandaPanda9696]

That made me sad.

[emilievirginnia]

I couldn't even finish this crap.

Not funny.

[nlap04]

aaaaand now i'm sad....

[TheFirstClassLounge]

statisticAlly

[903harman]

sadface.jpg

[FluffyPi]

Dream killer.

[OwlCityFan26]

Haha I'm mediocre! :D

Wait...that's not a good thing.

[noremacxela1]

well my childhood just died

[AlexrocksdudeRoblox]

@pokethewall That's not even possible to grow 24 years in a month...

[pokethewall]

Omg when i watched this i was 13 now Omg its true im older Im 37 o_o...

[FluffyPi]

@pokethewall You were 13 a year ago?

[TheLatvianK]

it is true, you probably will fail in life...

[Xantexhunter]

The sad part is.

This video speaks the truth.

[cair15]

IF you lived in Canada you don't need to serve coffee to get health insurance :)

[pyro4869]

I find this insperational

[Emester123]

Is jack black doing that voice?

[TylerTboneMix]

this video describes whats going to happen in my life exactly.

[DriftingTrooper]

This video made me depressed...

[SCHMIDTYTEEVEE]

:04 OMG AND ASIAN

[mmmmmmmmmmmmk123560]

would you rather krap your pants on T.V.  or bedazzle poop for a living

[mmmmmmmmmmmmk123560]

i really need a girlfriend anyone one who is fat i'll date!!!!! FAT GIRLS ARE REALLY HOT

[mmmmmmmmmmmmk123560]

@mmmmmmmmmmmmk123560 i LOVE you !!!

[mmmmmmmmmmmmk123560]

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[XxgamerdavexX]

the truth is depressing, what can be said?