Hey there Delilah What's it like in your vagina I'm a thousand miles away but girl I'd like to get inside of you No girl can fuck as well as you I swear it's true Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about protection I'm even harder when you're lonely Take a look at my erection CLose your eyes I wanna get between your thighs Till I'm insiddddddddde OOOOOOOOOH I wish you would do meeeeeeee Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I wish you would screw me
its funny cause it goes camel toe and u actually put a CAMELS TOE heres a tip searcvh it up on google images with safesearch off thats what it means by a camel toe
'Sausage wallet', perfect! Paris Hilton is a filthy load of infested shit that deserves to live as long as her leather skin vagina can take the abuse from her meaningless relationships. some humans simply dont deserve to be alive
A friend told me about this song today. I thought he was making it up. I thought up a line. Hey there vagina don't you worry about the distance, I'm not there if your real lonely, so give this doll another gropin', Close your eyes.
hehheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahaeheheehehehehehehehehehehheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheh so funnylol
@rollercoastergeek i am playing guitar and singing this for the talent show at my school =DDDD can you send me the lyrics? ps i subed great video =)))
hey guys watch this funnier song remix by me Hey there delilah, what's it like in your vagina? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl i'd like to get inside ya, yes I do, No girl can fuck as well as you, I swear it's true. Hey there delilah, don't you worry about protection, I'm even harder when you're lonely, take a look at my erection, close your eyes, I wanna get between your thighs, til I'm inside... ♥(
Anyone who dislikes this oughtta be punished, badly. It is a masterpiece, and if you're unable to appreciate it, that makes you moron/ fucktard/ shithead.
@Zzyyzzxx7 we have to sing a song once a year with music but last year i song this one and the teacher didnt even noticed it cause the class was laughing 2 hard.
I first got this song threw a txt lmao it was so fuckin harlarious because I thought it was hey there Deliahla but no it was like nothing like it so me and my friends were laughing our asses off the whole time it played because I had like a sleepover at my house so yeah luv this song:p
I'm a fag aware of straight guys' superiority. I am very respectful to them, and never bother. I'm not interested in fag-sex, but only in serving straight guys in non-sexual, decent ways (i.e. errands, chores, house-cleaning, shopping, etc). If you know anyone who would enjoy using me for something he needs or just for some fun with his buddies, just drop me a line. I know all this can sound funny, yet it's not a joke. If reading it made you laugh, at least it's not been totally pointless :)
Nah Paris is just an ugly bitch, everyone goes "wow shes hot, i wish she was my girlfriend" and then if that happened they will change their minds when they see how expensive that high maintenance bimbo is lol.
I love playing this song. And every time I do people say "Is that 'Hey There Delilah?'" And I reply "NO! Its 'Hey There Vagina.'"
RadioactiveFilms 3 days ago
Hahaha very funny I liked it
Mansoor19308 1 month ago
He used to know how to spell until he took an arrow to the knee
TheFrostTop 2 months ago
You're obviously a Bruin... learn to spell
justinatgmail 2 months ago
your obviously a USC trojan....
mightymouse5565 2 months ago
i made my girl friend listen to this so she broke up with me after we fucked
jokerfay 2 months ago 3
@jokerfay wtf, really?! :O
siannnn18 2 months ago
lmaoo my friends got offeneded cuz theyre girls but i am too but i just laugh xDD
KeansburgKids 3 months ago
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codeythesilent 3 months ago
hahahahahah
falaqdad15 3 months ago
its funny cause it goes camel toe and u actually put a CAMELS TOE heres a tip searcvh it up on google images with safesearch off thats what it means by a camel toe
LyricandMaddboy 4 months ago
@LyricandMaddboy No shit mate...but it's youtube, he's obviously not going to post that
FatalDisasterHC 3 months ago
@FatalDisasterHC it was a joke obviously he wouldnt do it :P
LyricandMaddboy 3 months ago
'Sausage wallet', perfect! Paris Hilton is a filthy load of infested shit that deserves to live as long as her leather skin vagina can take the abuse from her meaningless relationships. some humans simply dont deserve to be alive
jasepi 5 months ago
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20 likes and ill sing this in class
ilivetoskate123456 5 months ago
this is fucking weird
79fullmetal 5 months ago
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fuckin sausage wallet lol thumbs up if you heard it!
boston660 5 months ago
A friend told me about this song today. I thought he was making it up. I thought up a line. Hey there vagina don't you worry about the distance, I'm not there if your real lonely, so give this doll another gropin', Close your eyes.
ScrapperSays 6 months ago
lol
angelc098 6 months ago
Psycho Mike is frickin hilarious. Then again, he isn't as funny as Sven and Rudy :)
sourbabies 6 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha lol
UNDEADBOMBER99 7 months ago
hehheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahaeheheehehehehehehehehehehheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheh so funnylol
gdn1109 7 months ago
could eat vagina right about now lol
bazelnino1 7 months ago
dude u gota give us link to download it :D
gamercoolapple1 7 months ago
I lol'd so hard. XD I can't believe this didn't go crazy viral!!
razberryluvr 8 months ago
hilarious video. first time I saw it was in snuffix.
semuriko 8 months ago
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videopropertysales 9 months ago
XXXXXXXXD!!!!!!! dam!!!!! i can cry so badly due to laughter going obserd!!!
stickfiguresmaster 9 months ago
@Zzyyzzxx7 you have very interisting videos on your channel
blopcast 9 months ago
XDDD I couldn't stop laughing..
fenrirswolh3 10 months ago
Did you notice how he said "oh, TWAT you do to me"? Haha hilarious shit right there
ohyeah0113 10 months ago
200 people hate vagina
018e4 10 months ago
@018e4 nah dude, they're women with penis's! XD!!!!!
stickfiguresmaster 9 months ago
LMFAO
PartyTimePink 10 months ago
i laughed so hard for "sausage wallet" funny shit dude
83WolfLone 10 months ago
200 people got in trouble for singing this.
gamerdonpaulsen760 10 months ago
Ohhhhh TWAT you do to meeee
6embalmbedXcorpse9 11 months ago
200 people didn't get vagina
StNippleless 11 months ago
@rollercoastergeek i am playing guitar and singing this for the talent show at my school =DDDD can you send me the lyrics? ps i subed great video =)))
slipknotxpaulxgrey 11 months ago
1 word ctfu
marisol93387 11 months ago
lmao kwl song watch my vids if u like black ops (call of duty)
xXGoLdEnSnIpEzZzZXx 11 months ago
hey there vagina
NeOnBaBy1000 11 months ago
200 people dont have vaginas in their lifes
mom0moo 1 year ago
This is so wrong that its great xD
helloareyouscardycat 1 year ago
I'm a girl, and i think this is funny. :)
CayleexSmile 1 year ago
...AHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA XD
WinterRose19 1 year ago
iv got this on my ipod touch! LOL
TheMboii1 1 year ago
Creed sung the original with normal lyrics called hey there Delilah.. JESUS LIVES.. anyone want proof straight from God, more than that too!
HIT me up.. no joke..1 on 1.. YOU.. GOD.. and HE will come through.. that is why I am here to show you that way that was given to me.
p
just4fame 1 year ago
Why do the vocals in this song remind of one of the guys from Red vs. Blue?
walkahiki 1 year ago
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feeeeeeeeeeeee
Mikeintosk 1 year ago
feeeeeeeeeeee
Mikeintosk 1 year ago
this song was goood, but now, idk, and tis faggot cant even sing
jws150 1 year ago
@jws150 he's a faggot cause he can't sing?
FantomSkateKreW 1 year ago
A vagina is nothing more than a warm, soft place for a man to jack off into.
BellumSacrumBellum28 1 year ago
198 people r women or gay people no offence
XtremelyAwesome1 1 year ago
.... I hate to say it but Iove this
ThatCrazyGingerChick 1 year ago
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2 thumbs up ... no pun intended :)
HuNt3RFilms 1 year ago
2 thumbs up ... no pun intended :)
HuNt3RFilms 1 year ago
Thanks to this song, I've started calling Paris Hilton "Sausage Wallet".
RussellMania85 1 year ago
That's awsome
emin3miz4life 1 year ago
lmfao
carnypimp 1 year ago
lmao
carnypimp 1 year ago
Sing this in front of your girlfriend. Surely you got a big break or she will let you sing again while making a touchdown inside. :D
LeoWalkthroughs 1 year ago
Hey there.....vagina
Fender7freak 1 year ago
lmfao
gotspartan112 1 year ago
I do love that vagina song! I almost peed ymy pants when I first herd it
hukedonmunkiefonix 1 year ago
SO MUCH BETTER THAN ORIGINALL!!!
MADDiExLiZ 1 year ago
LMAO!!!
FatMarshall 1 year ago
ROFL awesome song hahahahaha
xxmetalingusxx 1 year ago
hey guys watch this funnier song remix by me Hey there delilah, what's it like in your vagina? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl i'd like to get inside ya, yes I do, No girl can fuck as well as you, I swear it's true. Hey there delilah, don't you worry about protection, I'm even harder when you're lonely, take a look at my erection, close your eyes, I wanna get between your thighs, til I'm inside... ♥(
ninjakul3 1 year ago 4
i had fun with your mom...translaitions for africans... i just fucked ur mom up th ass at disney world... translation for little kids... weeee
19bloo 1 year ago
I thought Jeff smith liked teenage boys.
jlangevin65 1 year ago
wait a sec... 1:59, isnt that paris hitlon?
serion21 1 year ago 16
@serion21 why yes yes it is
rollercoastergeek 1 year ago 15
@serion21 Not its not Paris Hilton its that skanky ho I picked up on last... oh wait.. yeah.. its her.
just4fame 1 year ago
you rule!
pannocchietto 1 year ago
@serion21 Actually, no. It's Paris Hilton. I've never heard of Paris Hitlon.
MrDoccSampson 8 months ago
@MrDoccSampson Shut up smart ass
zSiCkzGAMING 8 months ago
@zSiCkzGAMING You jelly, bro?
PandaKewn 8 months ago
@serion21
Yes it is Paris Hilton
xxxPiratePiratexxx 6 months ago
this song kick's ass
Bertha339 1 year ago
The wild women, the wild women. The rippin' and the tearin', the rippin' and the tearin'.
BizarroShiz 1 year ago
1:36 is that Rosie O'Donnell?
fNelHaLibE 1 year ago 12
@fNelHaLibE no its Rosanne
rollercoastergeek 1 year ago 20
@fNelHaLibE
that's Roseann Barr
nilmarcs 1 year ago
sausage wallet. thats so funny
zombiekyland 1 year ago
I just heard this on the radio.
grimtendo 1 year ago
Flagged! Just joking! This is awesome.
blakdead6 1 year ago
sausage wallet????
himbeermaus87 1 year ago
omg, thats fucking great!
ChocolateSk8erSab 1 year ago
196 people don't have sausage wallets!
swampfrog83 1 year ago
Bad ass song man keep the vids that are nasty and dirty
jesusfuene 1 year ago
Anyone who dislikes this oughtta be punished, badly. It is a masterpiece, and if you're unable to appreciate it, that makes you moron/ fucktard/ shithead.
TheFerociousRat 1 year ago
lmaoooo sausage wallet
AreOhBee007 1 year ago
fancy a bum?
g4v4n 1 year ago
I played and sang this in guitar class at school (adv) and I got detention but it was SO worth it.
Zzyyzzxx7 1 year ago 86
@Zzyyzzxx7 Go you. XD
tictacmint 1 year ago
@Zzyyzzxx7 detention? props to your teacher i'd get like suspended haha {if you didn't get suspended that means your teacher liked it haha}
Madog98 1 year ago
@Zzyyzzxx7 we have to sing a song once a year with music but last year i song this one and the teacher didnt even noticed it cause the class was laughing 2 hard.
metaldragonwarrior 1 year ago
no way i did the same thing
AJ666qasd6RULZ 10 months ago
@Zzyyzzxx7 Hahahaha makes the world go round don't it?
shintaiden 9 months ago
@Zzyyzzxx7 If you really did this, then your heart is filled with awesomeness and courage.
Respect ::)
SolidSoulMGS 6 months ago 5
@Zzyyzzxx7 same
politicalman75 6 months ago
Lol, sausage wallet!
genius!
drucejnr 1 year ago 2
fuck the 196 ppl that dont like this!!
FrankGarrett7272 1 year ago
LMFAO!!! This is soooo funny! How could you not think so?
crzynstlouie 1 year ago
I feel so vindicated by this song.
ViewWatchGori19 1 year ago
LOL ii got diis off of myxer.com!! Ii diidnt kno iit was a whole song 2 iit!!
2009shyannemarie 1 year ago
LOL
gerkky678 1 year ago
hahaha i just laughed so damn hard
AtVdirtbyker21 1 year ago
The singer is a 39-year-old virgin.
analogyman 1 year ago
I first got this song threw a txt lmao it was so fuckin harlarious because I thought it was hey there Deliahla but no it was like nothing like it so me and my friends were laughing our asses off the whole time it played because I had like a sleepover at my house so yeah luv this song:p
kaitlynmarie97 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
lexidexi2012 1 year ago
This is the retarded funny shit
Prettysureitsdead 1 year ago
only thing that killed it is the picture at the end.
nathan359 1 year ago
wtf???
voulamj87 1 year ago
ha i was listening to the radio when they first aired that song
ha i benefited not going to school that day
zanechaos 1 year ago
ill throw a touch down inside u ..lol
valloryb 1 year ago
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I'm a fag aware of straight guys' superiority. I am very respectful to them, and never bother. I'm not interested in fag-sex, but only in serving straight guys in non-sexual, decent ways (i.e. errands, chores, house-cleaning, shopping, etc). If you know anyone who would enjoy using me for something he needs or just for some fun with his buddies, just drop me a line. I know all this can sound funny, yet it's not a joke. If reading it made you laugh, at least it's not been totally pointless :)
underSTR8S 1 year ago 27
@underSTR8S faggot lol.
gamekiller1221 1 year ago
how could u not like this song
skellbor1 1 year ago
thats hiarious but true
skellbor1 1 year ago
this is fab
kylecooly 1 year ago
Isn't this Weird Al?
XxRandomxNamexX 1 year ago
@XxRandomxNamexX no its not he only does pg songs this is phsycho mike
rollercoastergeek 1 year ago 10
@XxRandomxNamexX no
gambleyourhealth 1 year ago
lols
godwin20101 1 year ago
This would be an awesome wedding song. haha
egkg75 1 year ago
lyrics//?!?!?
addi3luv17 1 year ago
that penis-shaped light is nasty
Temi266 1 year ago
@Temi266 Lol it's called a flesh-light
Wuchisaur 1 year ago
i throw touchdowns in girls all the time they call me payten manning
Kape56 1 year ago
loooooool
robinator278 1 year ago
SAUSAGE WALLET
greazelightning 1 year ago
that kitten is so cute
XEmoElmo 1 year ago
the only problem in the world is you're connected to a girl and that makes you annoying in the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnd
ergerq 1 year ago
The song is hilariously great, but this "video" you made sucks. Barely a few pics with long spaces of nothing but black inbetween.
RandomGameFan 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA
eowyna88 1 year ago
Sillies :P Paris Hilton's not a sausage sleeve. She's a fart in a mitten ^_^
alleycat0713 1 year ago
@alleycat0713
Nah Paris is just an ugly bitch, everyone goes "wow shes hot, i wish she was my girlfriend" and then if that happened they will change their minds when they see how expensive that high maintenance bimbo is lol.
wWwGungravewWw 1 year ago
greatest love song ever written :')
kyjellyish 1 year ago
Lol
codmod241 1 year ago
OHMYGOD, i looooove it! lmao too funny X-D
nextprez97 1 year ago
can u upload it to filefront for download link
Partymonst3r95 1 year ago
Penis sleeve!!..... HAHAHA!!!!.....
oliv2776 1 year ago
xD funny as hell! i love it<3 i like this kinda dirty stuff. :3
mariabelispunk 1 year ago
psycho mike ftw
TWREN72 1 year ago 12
@TWREN72 FUCK...YES!!!
SpazzMaster8705 1 year ago
@TWREN72
I was looking for the Psycho Mike version. Cool, found it. Too bad they baned it on the radio.
seaspecimen 1 year ago
this is gay but funny
sky4eva24 1 year ago
sausage wallet....LOL
raspberrycremesicle 1 year ago
You know what i just want to do, is punish you. :DDDDDDDDDDDD
xyourbiggestfanx3 1 year ago
landing strip and cameltoe XD
JonsMaName 1 year ago
lol
Kewlaidez 1 year ago
this is great, but it would be funny if he moaned while he sang "oh its what you do to me" on the ohh
truklin 1 year ago
after a crappy day, this song really turned it around. lol
nemesis21h 1 year ago
Hey there Vagina
JJREMIX24 1 year ago
this is the result of a whole lot of free time and a box full of porn, BUT LOLZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's good, though.
kdt29 1 year ago
l
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courtneygyau 1 year ago
lol
bubbleboo75 1 year ago
LMAO
TheFightingwarrior 1 year ago
nice nice nice loved it
GLatta98 1 year ago
this song is soo amazing...except i can listen to it everywhere i go, especially school...because of the lyrics X_X lol
Scr1b3n3r12 1 year ago
Win
MONKEYandALLIGATOR 1 year ago
lol penis sleeve
SuperCRYSTALMAN 2 years ago 2
LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!LMAO
dude "sausage wallet?"
great dude
Darkoverlord101 2 years ago 2
@paydaybook Omg hush...
xXKaioryXx 2 years ago
haha sausage wallet
imwickedbored22 2 years ago
lol this song gets lame once u hear it on ur phone the whole time... yes i did have i on my phone.
yoad3545 2 years ago
a pair of lips that never talk hahaha
thatkidfromptown 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!! that is soooo funnybut weird at the same time how did u make that up?
keshafan1234 2 years ago
what king of person do a song for a vagina?? jahahahha ..he is crazy !!...this is so funny !! hahahha
gunnergirl8 2 years ago
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOO...keep it up man this is wat u tube is about man ..entertainment
SNIP3RT3CH 2 years ago
^ ^
MultiMIKEhawk 2 years ago
I think that a pic of Angelina Jolie would have been good for the "pair of lips that never talks" verse.
roxtar10870 2 years ago