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  • Your response to antiquated dictate number six made me roflcopter.

  • cause urs is so tiny lol

  • L2WRITE

  • it's great, but I do feel you should have mocked the commandments by devaluing them and showing them as not all that great

    and for don't covet your neighbor's stuff, you took the broom handle in do not steal. it would have shown the redundancy and repetition of several of them

    ah well, just my opinion

  • @Rickenbacker53 Atheism is a lack of belief in gods not believing nothing.... moron

  • @DiabloConQues0 I like your style.

  • ahaahahahha the coveting

  • LOL, show 'em who's boss!

  • When you ate the soap you theoretically ate god out :P

  • I don't always agree with Shock of Gods methods. I think he needs to shut up and let you hang yourself. But I'll say he sure has you guys all in a hot and bothered fury. That in itself is worth listening to. I've yet to hear someone that doesn't lose their direction when you speak with him. Hi Five there Shock

  • @Rickenbacker53 So you're saying hes a good troll? OK.

  • That was not too smart of you

  • ok this video is just you being an asshole come on man i love your videos but still all this says is your not afraid of god man like come you're not an asshole

  • :watchout:

    

  • This video as well as most of your others just proves one thing. Just from a pure human point. People mock what they fear or are jealous of. Why anyone would want to associate themselves with such a fool as this. Is beyond me. We are supposed to love all of God's creations. In this case it's near impossible. Yet I can't help but wonder what this person will feel at the end. Fear would be my guess.

  • @Rickenbacker53 Actually, people usually mock things that are ridiculous! In this case it is the Judeo-Christian myth, which is laughable, trite, and deserving of ridicule. He, as well as many others (and potentially you) have a jolly good ol' time laughing at Scientology, would you say we are all so secretly scared of it? Get over yourself, learn some more about the world, and stop demonstrating such pitiful christian propaganda/fear tacticsthat we here at youtube love to laugh at so much.

  • @LIEPANEW Propaganda? and fear..Where did I say that.. Fear of what? That your wrong. Why does your type of being get so upset over nothing. It's like when you catch a liar in a lie. You can tell because the get so mad. Your belief system is the one that sparks insults and foul words. I wonder when your in hell and u can barely breath and your skin is on fire. Will you remember you laughed and were rude to someone just sharing//

  • @Rickenbacker53 See, here you go again, using fear tactics. You are so blind and deluded you can't even see it! Threatening people with hell is empty and pathetic! I'm not mad, I was calmly addressing your assertions, and instead of admitting your faults, your most recent reply demonstrates another cop-out. You are the one wishing me to burn in a fiery hell, and I'm the "rude" one? Once again, learn a bit about the world, and like I did, you'll hopefully abandon fairy tales.

  • e 45l6i+

    .32@LIEPANEW I'm bot wishing anything on you. Nor have I been rude. I'm just telling you what I believe. Why does that offend you? I haven't ask you to do anything? Here we go again? Where? I was just telling you what Hell is supposed to be like. It would be great if we all could do as we desire and get to heaven-But we can't. Like I said. I have been in the presence of God. So I have no doubts. You have a free will to do as you want. Not all but most Atheists videos are obnoxious

  • @LIEPANEW Your right. I shouldn't be wasting time on you. Instead I should be praying you don't reproduce.

  • @Rickenbacker53 Nice try ;) You've made it clear to everyone what a youtube pissant you are by your inability to realize your own logical fallacies and it's forcing you to project your fairy tale values on everyone around you. I really feel sorry for you, despite how much it would be nice to believe in heaven, wishing doesn't make it so. I hope the best for you, that you find your way out of this delusion :)

  • @LIEPANEW 

  • @Rickenbacker53 go ahead. we all know praying has a nice effect. so when your deathly ill, dont go to the doctor, just pray. and when you want to have a kid, dont have sex, just pray. and when your lungs need oxygen, dont breathe. just pray.

    if you just pray everyone around with a rational mind will be so fucking happy. trust me.

  • I want a t-shirt!

  • I believe it is "No Graven Images" but it's all shit anyway.

  • Dear Amazing Loverboy, I'm your fuckin bitch and I want your dick now!!! I'm so fuckin turned on, that my fuckin pussy power is gonna fuckin make you come in 0.0 seconds and your fuckin absolute and holy unholy orgasm is my only desire in this universe or mult-fuck universe(s). HOLY FUCK!!! I am cumming continually now and forever, it won't stop, my pussy is breaking temperature records as fuckin centre of the blazing sun of everything. it's not a commandment but I"M begging FUCK ME!!!!!! SALLY

  • The funny thing about the 2nd commandment (not making graven images of God and shit) is that Western museums and Churches are damn full of Christian art representing Jesus, God, Mary, saints and whatnot. That's probably the least respected commandment along with "thou shalt respect the sabbath", "thou shalt not covet", "thou shalt not kill", "thou shalt not lie", "thou shalt..."... oh fuck, what am I saying, none of them are respected.

  • HIS second commandment is not even real,and they are all out of order

  • @mrhawkeysocks "You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments"

  • @mrhawkeysocks That second commandment is real. And you say they're not in order? So their order is important? Good. So you do realize that the first three commandments are basically God telling us to praise and respect him. THOSE are the three most important things he told us? Before murder and lying? Damn, your God is insecure, he just wasted 3 commandments for himself and his ego. Not only could he discard them, but he could have reduced them into one instead of wasting space.

  • @Wotanraven, considering we exist because He wants us, too, worshipping Him should be the highest priority...

  • 4CHAN!!!!

  • @Slazors gtfo

  • @TanTanDaDude

    Go back to 9gag.

  • @Slazors ololol 9gag?

  • "Thats a cut on your allowance mister!"

  • aaaaah, im enjoying all of this

  • THATS WHERE MY BROOM HANDLE WENT!!!!

  • lol

  • So I was wondering where my broom handle went...

  • @brokeDSU Up his butt

  • TJ broke more than those 10 commandments.

  • Why do you have an Iron Man poster??

  • @xHeadbangerFoREVerx oh GEE, i wonder why, maybe because...oh i don't know, HE LIKES FUCKIN' IRON MAN,

  • Best video ever.

  • God seems to break rule six alot

  • @IH8THEAMAZINGATHEIST You need a phenol injection.

  • @IH8THEAMAZINGATHEIST YOU MAKE NEED DICTIONARY

  • @IH8THEAMAZINGATHEIST The First Amendment, motherfucker. Look it up.

  • BEY

  • Holy crap!

    You weren't smitten!!

    Shit, Ironman must be the real God, but.....what do I tell Thor?

  • there are hundreds of commandments. :/

  • @ThreeCamels

    There are ten.? Last time I've read the bible, god gave moses 2 stone plates each with 5 commandments. We're talking about the commandments of Christianity here so your personal commandments are irrelevant if that is what you mean with "there are hundreds".

  • @Basketalbi ye

    in christianity im not sure

    but in the jewish religion that christianity came from had (im not sure if i remember t right) 605-610 commandments over all

    the one that you hear mainly are the moses ones but there is a shit load more

  • @Basketalbi There are way more than ten commandments in fact there are 613 look it up.

  • @Basketalbi Every other chapter God says "and I give you a new commandment!" Camel's right. There are fucking loads

  • Wait. Was that lying or snitching?

  • @danny66442200 snitching lies!

  • In Soviet Russia, broom handle steals you.

  • @tstruss912 Well the option to thumbs up comments is disabled on this video, so you can stop making bad jokes in a poor attempt to gain them.

  • @dynamiczombie49 Yea, that one sucked. That was the point, jackass. It's the same reason I do "arrow to the knee" jokes.

  • oh man, that IS a damn nice post your neighbor has.

  • "i dont have a mom anymore" XD

  • What if the neighbor was out because he was at the store buying a new bottom part of the broom for the broom handle he had at home... And then he returned to find it missing!!

  • @develeto21 Lol Im sure TJ alerted all those people, neighbor and mother etc that he was shooting a video and that he would return the neighbor's broom

  • man he`d be screwed if there is actually a god

  • @bradledots

    No, actually. Only if that God or Gods 1. actually had one or more of these rules 2. minded if they were broken and 3. acted against them being broken in a way that would be considered negative. None of those things is compacted within gods existence, so only a caring, acting God or Gods with these specifc rules would be a reason for worries.

  • LOL IRON MAN!! nice video mate

  • did you actually say that to your mum?

  • What I mean is that trying to disprove the great flood was caused by God just because the told event's dont add up is completely missing the point. It's like saying "God clearly dident do this because it couldn't have happened through science" well considering he invented science I dont think he would have any trouble bending it.

  • @1tribune1 How come he hasn't bent 'science' (obviously meaning, reality) in recent memory, or really anytime anyone could've possibly recorded it.

  • #2 dont give in to graven images,

    that means dont worship things it doesnt mean you cant make them

  • the first part was funny but then it just got stupid

  • To be honest if God could make it rain night and day for fourty days I doubt he would have much trouble sorting that out. The bible never contradicts this theory, and you are not clever for pointing that out, in fact your moronic, thinking you can apply science to biblical stories in order to prove them wrong whilst the issue you should be addressing is weather God exists.

  • @1tribune1 lol? Your retarded.

  • @HellomynameisN your grammar suuuuuucks!

  • @Gurkan8994 at least it doesn't in real life. I don't really give a shit how good my grammar is on the computer, because im not trying to prove anything on the internet, so suck my dick

  • @HellomynameisN It still sucks.

  • @Gurkan8994 well so does your life...

  • @HellomynameisN It's not as bad as a person who wastes time responding to trolls comments with sucky grammar.

  • @Gurkan8994 smh...

  • @HellomynameisN lol.

  • @1tribune1

    Atmospheric condition god exists? I don't understand.

  • That was a really nice post

  • What I don't get, christians...

    THE FLOOD. So the entire world was flooded, an all. Right?

    Well, the ocean, being salt water, then (according to you) covered the world's surface.

    Can you see where I'm going with this?!?

    How, then, do you think the FRESHwater fish survived?

    Noah take two of all of them on his ark?

    God set him up with some pimpin' aquariums?

  • lol hes an atheist yet he is pray to his own god Iron Man...good job FAIL

  • @88DriftKid88 You're retarded.

  • HAHAHAHAHA you can tell he's actually sketched after he steals the broom handle hahahahahaha

  • Your poor mummy D'; But magnificent job! 8D

  • I like t.j.'s super bowl 44 win poster

  • That was my broom handle bro

  • AW YEA

  • IT'S CALLED COMEDY PEOPLE, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE

  • @mrrandaandme I'm sorry, but I believe that God is "above" being mad that people don't believe in him. If God wanted us to believe in him, why doesn't he show himself to us and say "Hey, here you go, believe in me and you won't go burn in hell for all eternity." And doesn't that sound extreme? "Well, there is no proof of my existence so you reasonably thought that I did not exist, but oh well, burn in hell forever, SORRY!"

  • How can an atheist break rule #1? :O

  • and to be honest, I don't really understand half of the Bible either. it just dont add up to me, but i'd just like to know that there is something more for me than just dyeing and my body rotting away and thats the end.

  • @mrrandaandme what is your opinion, should man have the power to torture hes child or let him live

  • and no, I'm not a true Christian, but so what.

    Oh, and I'm just wondering... How do you say you hate God, when you don't think he is real? how can you hate something, if you don't even believe in it. For instance, the 10 commandments, how could you break all of them if in your eyes they aren't even real?

  • But if he don't believe in him, then why did he spend 10 mins of his life talking about nothing but God? That mans a saint if you ask me! (:

    And no, I am not wishing death upon anyone. But I am suppose to fight in His army, which is exactly what I am doing... going to all of these sad youtube videos and letting people know that you can walk along the streets of gold, burn in hell, or your body just lay and be rotted away covered in dirt. I mean really, which would you prefer?

  • okay, don't talk about something you know nothing about. The Bible doesn't say that you have to love everyone, I'm not a Mormon- I'm Baptist. And the Bible also says that homosexuality is an abomination, which it is. If everyone was gay, then how would there be any other people? Its not like two guys can make a baby, now can they? It also says that it is better to lay with a DOG than the same sex. Oh, and man was created by God.

  • I knew you wouldn't break 6 and 7, pussy. Good video!!

  • @rc100100110 he indirectly kills people.

  • 5:00

    LOL

  • This is to Preeter1's comment...I thought God forgave everyone......did you forget?????????

  • @ettyboo69 He forgave them because they believed

  • I think a great video you could make would be one where you point out excerpts from the Bible that shows how JESUS BROKE ALL TEN OF THE COMMANDMENTS. Consider that your assignment..LOL

  • i want an Iron Man poster

  • No need to act like a jerk to make your point?Some people believe in a God,It helps them deal with the reality that there is a lot of bad things in the world,and helps them appreciate the things we have.Yes religion is used in terrible ways,But a true christian isn't quick to judge, nor do they believe in war with out good cause and even then we detest war.Not all religious people are bad.4 me,I believe in a God that no one can understand not even me.But I try and be the best person I can be.

  • @420captain THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS WHILE STONED

  • @420captain Well..most christians are not "true" christians and just because they are christian does not make them moralists. And what is this stupid bullshit you are talking about christians not being violent war mongers? The more religious a country is the more likely it is involved in a war conflict...look at the middle east. Christians tend to be conservative war hawks and most of the military is made up of religious people.

  • @Barboy0 I agree with you. As I said ,there are bad things in almost any religion,the only point I'm making is that "some" Christians and many other religious people are not bad people and war mongers at all,and hate what the government has done{or what bush did to be more to the point}. There are many good things about being part of a religion in many cases,and there are a lot of bad things in religion too.Don't throw the baby out with the bath water. Peace,End the drug War!!! NOW!

  • feel bad for ur neighbors

  • I laughed my ass of.

  • >>3:30

    Jesus fucking Christ! Literally!

  • 5:46 - 6:00

    "theyll use it to kill brown people in countries i cant pronounce" LOL!@#

  • The 1st one pissed the jews alright, their god just got shrugged off and ironman THE GOD kicked its ass.

    The 2nd one was just PURE GENIUS! Not only the NAZIs were claimed to make soap out of the jews.. But now @TheAmazingAtheist MADE SOAP FIGURE OUT OF JEWISH GOD TOO LOL Talk about nazism xD

    But hey, its all easier when you say.

    "I REJECT JESUS, THE HOLY GHOST, SPIRIT WHAT EVER RELATED TO THAT TRINITY AND SPECIALLY THE GOD. I MOCK THEM ALL." Thats a sin, witch you are never forgiven. Do that.

  • @preetor1

    *which

  • OMD LOOOL! How could he say that to his mum! AHAHAHHA i was laughing for ages!!!!

  • you still have 500 or so to go.....

  • lol at all the people crying about respecting other beliefs and religions.

    If you're one of those guys who are tired of being told that we have freedom of speech in the Western world, just imagine being born in Sudan, Iran or some other country were people are batshit insane religious. Why don't you tell us then about respecting other beliefs without being murdered for blasphemy.

  • I always figured the 10 commandments were multiple choice

  • @TheStudlVluffin I thought it was more of a mission statement.

  • This guy is an asshole who can't accept people's beliefs

  • @doomlordist1 So you accept everyones beliefs? You accept Nazism and shit like that?

  • @doomlordist1 yeah who cares about war and people blowing themselves up hared and stuff

  • @doomlordist1 that makes him so funny

  • @doomlordist1 and you are a little dick

  • Rule Britiana :D

  • You should have respected the wordings of the bible verses, maybe quoting what version you read, assuming you've read one instead of typing 'Ten commandments' on Wikipedia, because it removes credibility to your point of view. You should respect other people's religion, if you want them to respect your position as an atheist.

  • @elefantevoador365 i doubt he cares about christian's respect.

  • Who else wants to know the guy's reaction when hears TJ's lie?!

  • "WHAT U GONNA DO? SEND A LIGHTNING BOLT?? I DONT SEE IT" LOL

  • @TheMrAwesomeDx

    LOL right.... god would actually pay attention to planet earth when there are more planets than the popes brain cell count.

  • haha hes insane :'D

  • My parents are Atheists, and they are great people. I would fight to the death to show for it.

  • lol i was waiting for number 6

  • LMAP yes this was hilarious. "...but yahweh ain't *SHIT* compared to you Ironman!."

  • to all i not beleive from fear i have been on the darkside i know what its liek i beleive because i see the truth and would rather light then dark i have consorted with demons and other evil and would rather GODS grace anyday

  • @Faithswarrior159 go away you fucking idiot 

  • @Faithswarrior159 what have you been smoking ??

  • @Faithswarrior159 Take English lessons, you fucking need it.

  • @noviceako10x sorry i type rather fast i noticed after i sent it btw i was borne in australia and im australian so i need no english lessons

  • The ten commandments aren't commandments, they are promises.

  • LOL 4chan...XD

  • ya i think you better keep #7 ha

  • btw its pronounced yeshwah

  • @Faithswarrior159 2 things: A, he never mentioned Yeshua in the video...that's Jesus's hebrew name. Second, I assume you're saying he pronounced YHWH wrong, and that is pronounced as he pronounced it.

  • @Faithswarrior159 woww...dude yahweh is the hebrew name for god. yeshwah was jesus's name in hebrew.

  • @Faithswarrior159 I TOO WILL SPAM YOUR INBOX

  • you will suffer withing a place of darkness and without GODS grace soon whence your days end you shall see the truth and you shall wish you beleived GOD is just and you will be punished

  • @Faithswarrior159 hahahhahahahha you belive in god

  • @Faithswarrior159 You will suffer for eternity in bolognese unless you praise His Noodlines, the Spaghetti Lord!

    Seriously though. Do you believe in God only because of fear?

  • @Faithswarrior159 be good all year or santa claus will not give you presents -the adults version.

    you religious people are fucking retarded.

  • @Faithswarrior159  Punctuation. Use it.

  • I am not Christian

    But this is just Plain STUPID.

    I had never bothered to make hateful comments but I bet you don't have a life, and obviously you have a tiny penis and you're weird and you probably don't have any friends.

  • @melyy102 Trying to demean someone online makes oneself the nerd.

  • @melyy102

    well he does pray for bigger one so...

    also in one of his videos he says how he in school had only one friend so....

  • @melyy102

    really? that's the best you can come up with?

  • @melyy102 He has thousands of subscribers who tune in daily to listen to his views, im sure he has more of a "life" and more "friends" than you do.

  • Haters gonna hate, gators gonna gate, tators gonna tate, bakers gonna bake, potatoes gonna potate. 

  • 2:23 hahahahahhaha

  • unAmazing Athiest must really believes in God to hate Him so much!

  • You are very religious unAmazing Athiest!

    How can you hate what you don't believe in?

  • @ATBINTC

    Because truth is not a belief. Truth is confirmation of facts...Hes showing how dumb you are

  • and this is truly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my entire life.

    He spent 10 whole minutes talking about the TRUTH of the 10 commandments and how to break them.

    The Bible is a book right? What about a math book, do you think that things in it are a fact, or do you not believe in school or learning either? Just asking. And how can someone worship something like Ironman, (which dont get me wrong.. I love him), but not believe God, I just don't understand honestly.

  • @mrrandaandme

    "Just asking. And how can someone worship something like Ironman, (which dont get me wrong.. I love him), but not believe God, I just don't understand honestly."

    Because neither are actually in reality

  • @mrrandaandme Please tell me you are joking.

  • Dear unAmazing Atheist, you don't believe in God...why not just shut-up and go away you hypocrite!

  • @ATBINTC Haters gonna hate

  • @ATBINTC UnAmazingAtheist... cwatudidthar, how clever.