There is alot of hate on the comments dealing with fixed gear bikes. Stop the hate and take this video for what it is. A good slam " flimed poorly but it is by himself" he didn't even have to post this but he did. Dude I give you props.
@rabbidhedgehog The inevitability of an idiot crashing on a "fixie" is entertaining to a lot of people. Especially those who BMX or MTB. These are kids in the suburbs who have never ridden or know anything about bikes, buy 40 year old Peugeot's on craigslist and head to the nearest bike shop to convert their bikes to "fixie." Not knowing that you are getting fucked in the ass with simple conversions by the amount you'll end up paying when you pick your "fixie" up from the shop.
@nilo2209 really? well maybe its because of where you live, so why dont you try not to be so quick to judge, people see biking differently in the suburbs then they do in the big cities (im assuming youre in a city seeing as you are a messenger) Also, what makes my geared road bike inferior to yours? the fact that it can climb hills faster and more efficiently? I would really expect a messenger to have a bit more respect for the community, I have nothing against fixies, if thats the way you
@nilo2209 (part 2) like to ride then i respect that, im not bashing fixed gear bikes, im just bashing the people who use them as a fashion accessory and pretend to be "the best" at riding (buying alleycat cards off of ebay and all that" because in fact I look nor act nothing like a hipster, seeing as i have long hair and wear things that they wouid define "too uncool and mainstream" see how you can resolve things with logic instead of just throwing around insults?
@bilsrylos I like your answer and I agree. I was trying to be funny at your expense because you didn't come across as an intelligent person when you admitted that you tour the fixie vids just to annoy hipsters in the comments. When you say "fixie hipsters" it sounds as if you think riding a fixie makes anyone a hipster. I don't see how hipsters have ruined the respectability of your road bike. The people asking questions seem to be dumb/curious people who know nothing about bikes or hipsters.
@Flyingpig202 no actually, its a really nice bike, I wanted a bike to fit me, so I bought one for 500 and customized it, upgraded it, and tuned it to perform to a top of the line status.
I ride on my fixie everyday an I'm not a hipster I wear megadeth shirts and jeans an I listen to metal just cuz you ride a fixie doesn't make you a hipster and no I am not straight egde
@MisterBubbIes Interesting comment there MisterBubbles....surely THAT has to be the gayest username on YouTube!! Have fun playing your your bubbles you cocksmoking homo.
Not trying to insult anyone, but fixed gear bikes aren't for practical cycling. They're for fun, in the same way a BMX is. They're slightly more practical for getting around than a BMX, but they aren't really a realistic transportation option; they aren't meant to be. It's an enthusiast hobby, like black powder firearms are for enthusiasts.
e.g. i dont want an automatic toyota. i want a manual turbo beast!
if we got the legs for it and we choose to do it the harder way. we get more out of it.. i ride a fixie and i get places dam fast. all my mates on mountain bikes are way behind after even the first corner. and NO they dont catch up at the hill. i wait when i feel like it... (well... i dont really wanna stop).
if you can ride a fixie well. you can ride anythin
@EVOASSHOLE That's exactly what I'm saying - it's for people who do it for the love of it, not simply because they need to get from A to B. It's not supposed to be a practical method of transportation for the masses.
i was totally screwing around on my fixie once, but it found out, man... do you know what a 30.9 race face post in your starfish feels like? WITH CARBON PREP!? do you even know what carbon prep is? seriously. don't be messenging without proper protection. you'll end up with some unpronounceable disease and hot green pecker drips. and don't screw around on your fixie, its always there and it loves you. when its not getting backdoored by your neighbor that is... .. . poop.
Slick floor (probably buffed), low heart rate (work is boring) and last but not least urge to show off to a camera all caused him to probably hurt his wrists or atleast a good elbow bash.
My suggestion: Keep the tricks in the parking lot or quit your boring job and be a courier.
(although they probably fired you already, they have cameras to.)
Hey guy... I think the only thing that needs fixie is your head. LOL Seriously, you're cool, man. Just get a friggin' brake. You are going to bust out your front teeth and eventually have serious knee problems. That sucks, as my friend just had his knees vacuum cleaned by a surgeon. Have a ball riding, but be smart, dude, ok? Peace.
@laughingtiger123 Nice try, but no such operation as what you claim, & I should know, I have had both knees operated on twice, fucking YouTubers alllllllways have to be lying & making shit up, I weep for the future.
@daveymcrave123 Must be a family owned shop or else his ass would have got fired, like most teens actually would consider that a loss with mum & pop to pay the bills.
if you think fixies are gay why are you fagot haters watching videos about fixies. you just have sand in your vagina's because your fat and cant ride a bike.
:) thanks for uploading this very funny, nice to see your ok.
i too ride fixed gear. and i think every single negitave comment came from an asshole who has never riden fixed.. stop being dicks and dissing fixed gears because not all fixed riders are hipsters with color co-ordinated bikes.. and youd know that by looking at my bike :L which is hirendous btw :)
but keep posting and fuck all these negitave fags :) peace out brahhhh!
yo SKI! i fall all the time dont worry about it. and about these people who leave negative comments on your "youtube page", see how many would come say it to your face............its so easy to hide behind a computer screen and remain anonymous. keep postin!
iight first of all you fucking hater pricks fixed gear bikes are the hardest bikes to ride... you cant stop pedaling and its a ta very high gear all the time you pussys can keep riding ur fagget bikes with gears cuz ur fucking old men that cant or are to scared to ride a fixed gear bike... you know lance armstrong is going to ride a fixed gear bike over the alps ..... maybe you should go tell him hes a fagget you fucking twat lickers
because they get you fitter, they are way lighter, they are way easier to build/maintain/repair, you can stop without brakes, you get a better connection with the bike, you can cycle backwards, and you can learn tricks on them.
they may not be for everybody, but think about it, they make a lot of sense
@Theochineh - yeah yeah yeah... one with the bike, blah blah blah. the old school messengers were real bike handlers and their livelyhood depended on going fast. now we have these trustfund kids building up brakeless fixies and 99% of them are a danger to themselves and to everyone else. put on some brakes u fucking idiots. now citycouncils are enacting laws banning bikes in certain areas because some hipster crashes into a pedestrian or car and someone sues. thanks to these dipshits
@Theochineh You are the dumbest person on youtube. Yeah I wanted to drive my bike backwards today.. you're right that does make a lot of sense! very practical. What kind of tricks do you do on that bike other than a williamsburg slide into a sissy mary stand?
easier to fix? uh bikes werent before?
Congratulations on paying a lot of money to justify noooooothing. What a loser. I'm going to go watch wild and crazy kids and play with my pussy. Go stop with no brakes right into satans vagina.
@Theochineh I am a bike mechanic. I worked in a bike shop.
1 they are not easier to maintain or repair. The only way that makes sense is because they don't have brakes, gears, shifters etc. In fact working on them can be dangerous and you can lose a finger.
2 The only way you get fitter is that you have to work harder. If you want a safer, more comfortable ride then put some brakes and a freewheel on it. You will not notice the weight difference.
I built my own fixed-gear bicycle & it is cheaper/easier/simpler to do than with a geared bicycle. They are easier to maintain BECAUSE they don't have brakes (often), gears, or shifters. You have to have no common sense to believe that it isn't simpler without all that stuff. It's only dangerous if you aren't careful- what is to stop you losing a finger on a geared bike? Clearly that is why you get fitter, it's the whole point. The weight difference is definitely noticeable.
@RunningNSquares i tried explaining this to someone as well. they are not meant for practical messing around. the parts are hard to maintain as well as downright expensive. they are VERY fun, but they are also to be taken very seriously. if you get in an accident on that thing, chances are a little more difficult of walking away from somethingl like that.
@AtTheDriveBy thats the point of a fixed gear bike...so you cant coast, makes you one with your body and bike...try bombing a hill on fix then on coast and youll see how "silly" they really are.
@croNick1502 thats the point of a fixed gear bike. so you can express your inner homosexuality by purchasing a new seat post that matches your vagina.
and next time, listen to your testicles when they cant breathe. at least be half as gay and purchase a real road bike for chrissake
@foimassa Actually many fixies are road bike conversions. Does that make the owner 3/4 as gay or is it more like 2/3 or 4/5? I must know this, it seems very important.
@croNick1502 i bombed a hill on my neighbours fixed....man i felt like i was in grade school on my old push bike again, that shit was hard, had to cycle diagonally just to reduce the gradient a bit. Muchos respectos
omg omg omg omg omg hahahahahhahahah omfg omfg dude dude hahaahahHAHAHAHAHW IPRHFOSIEARIPOAHWEIH HAHAHAHAH OMFG HOLE SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I DONT THINK I CAN LAFIGH ANYMORE IN MY LIFE DUDE HAHAHAHAHAHA IF I WAS THERE I WILL KILL THAT GUY
the first bikes ever were fixed gear road bikes, back in the late 1800s. no one thought about riding their bike through the trails and everything then, they were transportation. not for sport. next came gears, then mountain bikes, and EVENTUALLY bmx bikes
the first ever bike had no pedals or a chain, it was just a frame, a seat, handle bars and pair of wheels and was invented in the 1860's if not earlier.!.the bmx on the other hand was invented 110 years later so im pretty sure fixed gear bikes fit in the middle of that somewhere.
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I swear to god I can hear all of you getting fatter. Your video sucks and so does everyone who posted on here. I bet you all have XXXXL Chrome bags full of cardboard for when you go out "mesengering" God you all fucking suck. Especially the dude in the video, seriously, ride BMX. BMX was invented way before fixed gears. Fact. I know Dave Mirra. Second cousin, twice removed, I helped him move a tv. That shit sucked. It was heavy and he was all dude I gotta go ride because i'm DAVE MIRRA
"BMX was invented way before fixed gears" haha fuck off mate riders were using fixed gear bikes in the 1903 tour de france, i doubt your precious little BMXs were around back then. Arrogant cock.
I am not faciast or hipster, i'm just sick of getting comments about being a "fixie hipster". Every pair of pants I own was manufactured for a man and have full length legs, my fixie cost me $50 to make (and is not color coordinated) and I ride it because it is fun and good training for MTB. I don't even own a messenger bag, nor will I ever.
Lol. Well, I owe you an apology. I am sorry for my original and follow up comments. You clearly know what a hipster is and are clearly not one. Well done on your defence.
@skibumandy So spending 50 bucks makes you less of a hipster? LOL .. I say that because no matter what you will be seen as a brake-less hipster.. .. "Hipster".. gets thrown around so much now that you shouldn't get bent all out of shape over it ... Riding fixed does not make you a hipster ....
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lodiidol 2 months ago
I used to ride a bike like that.... then my dad got a job.
lodiidol 2 months ago
i hope your boss sees this and fires you for riding a dickhead bike. does a boyfriend come with these bikes?
johnny21usaf 2 months ago
Hahaha but ill give you props
MrRadiation777 3 months ago
I like fixed cog bikes, but I leave brakes on them, and don't try to fly on them.
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There is alot of hate on the comments dealing with fixed gear bikes. Stop the hate and take this video for what it is. A good slam " flimed poorly but it is by himself" he didn't even have to post this but he did. Dude I give you props.
pjlurker420 4 months ago
wow is that the place where morgan freeman works for batman?!?!?!?
MKMachine 4 months ago 3
@rabbidhedgehog The inevitability of an idiot crashing on a "fixie" is entertaining to a lot of people. Especially those who BMX or MTB. These are kids in the suburbs who have never ridden or know anything about bikes, buy 40 year old Peugeot's on craigslist and head to the nearest bike shop to convert their bikes to "fixie." Not knowing that you are getting fucked in the ass with simple conversions by the amount you'll end up paying when you pick your "fixie" up from the shop.
surfrinconrad 4 months ago
that serves you right for making self videos and putting them on the net.
monzterrr 6 months ago
@rabbidhedgehog Because i hate faggots and watching them hurt themselves is great amusement
ogdemigod 6 months ago
@rabbidhedgehog because we like to watch fags crash.
CreativeUpload 6 months ago 4
@rabbidhedgehog theyre watching because its a fixed gear crash
TSMColby 7 months ago 2
haha you can tell he felt wack XD
sudiskey 7 months ago
Gears, freewheel.... It's called progress...
QVCdisco 8 months ago 8
@QVCdisco
Fixed gear.... also progress... just for the benefit of the rider, not the benefit of making it easier.
EVOASSHOLE 7 months ago
@QVCdisco it's called boring.
rsplayervid 5 months ago
@rsplayervid Ha! Sounds like you should get "THE WILD WACKY ACTION BIKE!" watch?v=r1Pn-PvhY_0
MrMargaretScratcher 5 months ago
@bilsrylos I ride a fixie and no one ever asked me if I'm a hipster. You must look like even with that inferior bike you have.
nilo2209 8 months ago
@nilo2209 really? well maybe its because of where you live, so why dont you try not to be so quick to judge, people see biking differently in the suburbs then they do in the big cities (im assuming youre in a city seeing as you are a messenger) Also, what makes my geared road bike inferior to yours? the fact that it can climb hills faster and more efficiently? I would really expect a messenger to have a bit more respect for the community, I have nothing against fixies, if thats the way you
bilsrylos 8 months ago
@nilo2209 (part 2) like to ride then i respect that, im not bashing fixed gear bikes, im just bashing the people who use them as a fashion accessory and pretend to be "the best" at riding (buying alleycat cards off of ebay and all that" because in fact I look nor act nothing like a hipster, seeing as i have long hair and wear things that they wouid define "too uncool and mainstream" see how you can resolve things with logic instead of just throwing around insults?
bilsrylos 8 months ago
@bilsrylos I like your answer and I agree. I was trying to be funny at your expense because you didn't come across as an intelligent person when you admitted that you tour the fixie vids just to annoy hipsters in the comments. When you say "fixie hipsters" it sounds as if you think riding a fixie makes anyone a hipster. I don't see how hipsters have ruined the respectability of your road bike. The people asking questions seem to be dumb/curious people who know nothing about bikes or hipsters.
nilo2209 8 months ago
Hahahahahahah...and I though mine was bad!
M0NSTERIII 8 months ago
FAILLL!!! HIGH FIVE!!!
rickyad5 8 months ago
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Flyingpig202 8 months ago
@Flyingpig202 no actually, its a really nice bike, I wanted a bike to fit me, so I bought one for 500 and customized it, upgraded it, and tuned it to perform to a top of the line status.
bilsrylos 8 months ago
I ride on my fixie everyday an I'm not a hipster I wear megadeth shirts and jeans an I listen to metal just cuz you ride a fixie doesn't make you a hipster and no I am not straight egde
lardoisaskateboarder 8 months ago
lol fail but nice bike xD
jstarr48 9 months ago
did you film this on a toaster strudel?
spicyxlilxman 9 months ago
what a fag, riding a fixie.
bigbadbonzo99 9 months ago
@bigbadbonzo99 you name makes you sound like a fag.
MisterBubbIes 9 months ago
@MisterBubbIes Interesting comment there MisterBubbles....surely THAT has to be the gayest username on YouTube!! Have fun playing your your bubbles you cocksmoking homo.
condoman666 9 months ago
@condoman666 love those bubbles.
MisterBubbIes 9 months ago
thats wut u get for not working
thehundredsrocks 10 months ago
that was just fantastic.
zemadpastafarian 10 months ago
Wow he ate shit!
Bikeman470 10 months ago
to anybody who says fixed gear riding is for fags, watch any macaframa video
doeboy736 11 months ago 2
@doeboy736 hell yeah, macaframa does it right.
afterhoursism 11 months ago
Hahahaha clearly didn't realize that floor didn't have as much stopping power as the asphalt
AlmothePirate 11 months ago
lmfaoo idiot learn how to skid
fixedgear11 11 months ago
THIS WHITE ASS HOLE SET ON THE WALL FALLS BACK AND BROKE IT ALL LOL
zanr12 11 months ago
Fayul!
yvesofzo 11 months ago
Stay Off
spinelesskid 1 year ago
rofl
Stop fighting about fixies and laugh at this guy!!!!!
pancho0022 1 year ago
Not trying to insult anyone, but fixed gear bikes aren't for practical cycling. They're for fun, in the same way a BMX is. They're slightly more practical for getting around than a BMX, but they aren't really a realistic transportation option; they aren't meant to be. It's an enthusiast hobby, like black powder firearms are for enthusiasts.
SolomonJonesIsBack 1 year ago
@SolomonJonesIsBack "aren't for practical cycling"? Implying Fixed Gear bikes are not used in major cycling competitions INCLUDING the Olympics.
doktorfaust 11 months ago
@doktorfaust Because Olympic cycling is a totally practical method of cycling, right? Yeah everyone's an Olympic medalist!
SolomonJonesIsBack 11 months ago
@SolomonJonesIsBack
its an enthusiast way of transportation.
e.g. i dont want an automatic toyota. i want a manual turbo beast!
if we got the legs for it and we choose to do it the harder way. we get more out of it.. i ride a fixie and i get places dam fast. all my mates on mountain bikes are way behind after even the first corner. and NO they dont catch up at the hill. i wait when i feel like it... (well... i dont really wanna stop).
if you can ride a fixie well. you can ride anythin
EVOASSHOLE 11 months ago
@EVOASSHOLE That's exactly what I'm saying - it's for people who do it for the love of it, not simply because they need to get from A to B. It's not supposed to be a practical method of transportation for the masses.
SolomonJonesIsBack 11 months ago
i was totally screwing around on my fixie once, but it found out, man... do you know what a 30.9 race face post in your starfish feels like? WITH CARBON PREP!? do you even know what carbon prep is? seriously. don't be messenging without proper protection. you'll end up with some unpronounceable disease and hot green pecker drips. and don't screw around on your fixie, its always there and it loves you. when its not getting backdoored by your neighbor that is... .. . poop.
lodiidol 1 year ago
Did you film this with a fucking calculator???
Thecycleworx 1 year ago 104
@Thecycleworx I lol'd. hard.
BattyBitz 10 months ago
@Thecycleworx isn't that getting a little trite?
spicyxlilxman 9 months ago
@Thecycleworx Did you get that over-used joke from another fucking comment?
CaptainBeardo93 9 months ago
@Thecycleworx no a toaster lol
AlexTheDrummer110 5 months ago
What the hell have bikes to do with hipsters.
thatsmyrail 1 year ago
oh dear...but cmon that made me laugh,give a brother a break
jamesolam 1 year ago
why would somebody upload a video of themselves lookin lika an asshole?
bassett11000 1 year ago
@bassett11000 cuz its funny, dumbass.
IamOBERON 1 year ago
@bassett11000 Shut up fagget
DoTheKeL 1 year ago
hahahahahah HE THOUGHT HE WAS TIGHT!!!! HAHAHA dumb ass!
LxHxCx661 1 year ago
whats with all the hipster hate.You don't see us saying thats what you get for being a hater.
StarrAbduction 1 year ago
Thats what you get for being a hipster
ponchoso 1 year ago
@ponchoso i dont understand how riding a fixed gear makes you hipster.
shilohhhhhhh 1 year ago
why isnt this on failblog?
soapy52 1 year ago
fixie-dude = retard
sialvin 1 year ago
That was unexpected -or not!
LOLz
SerenityValleyVFR 1 year ago
@rabbidhedgehog "if you don't like it why are you watching it" because turning a blind eye to idiocy would only make us ignorant.
radicalaceshasbrin 1 year ago
that "lips to the floor" move took the boredom out of his day.
bassplyr29 1 year ago
Hipster fail
PPPuuuDDDing 1 year ago
what mtb do you have?
afanofyou 1 year ago
that what you get for not WORKING! hahahahaha
Scottde420 1 year ago 3
epic fail
skkproductionz 1 year ago
its a plane its a bird no its a fixie fag yaaaay
TheCrf450dude 1 year ago
I laugh like a mad man .
CTEK121294 1 year ago
fucking idiot
fixierider1234 1 year ago
Slick floor (probably buffed), low heart rate (work is boring) and last but not least urge to show off to a camera all caused him to probably hurt his wrists or atleast a good elbow bash.
My suggestion: Keep the tricks in the parking lot or quit your boring job and be a courier.
(although they probably fired you already, they have cameras to.)
- A Courier
keklolgloat 1 year ago
hahahaa you just kissed the floor
dedimul 1 year ago
Haha, oh man! That was a sweet bail!
Clerks0 1 year ago
hahahah nice dude
SoobaaSteve 1 year ago
owned
koamileli 1 year ago
Look, mom no ha-THWAP
dxfx1 1 year ago
Maybe you should stop goofing around & work more, as you do not seem very good at riding a bike, lol
sphinxrising58 1 year ago
next time dont let off the handle bars :P
pacccv 1 year ago
Hey guy... I think the only thing that needs fixie is your head. LOL Seriously, you're cool, man. Just get a friggin' brake. You are going to bust out your front teeth and eventually have serious knee problems. That sucks, as my friend just had his knees vacuum cleaned by a surgeon. Have a ball riding, but be smart, dude, ok? Peace.
laughingtiger123 1 year ago
@laughingtiger123 Nice try, but no such operation as what you claim, & I should know, I have had both knees operated on twice, fucking YouTubers alllllllways have to be lying & making shit up, I weep for the future.
sphinxrising58 1 year ago
legend, good to see you take your fixie to work too
daveymcrave123 1 year ago
@daveymcrave123 Must be a family owned shop or else his ass would have got fired, like most teens actually would consider that a loss with mum & pop to pay the bills.
sphinxrising58 1 year ago
"Look mom no hands!"
aznxdope 1 year ago 5
i have to film my next shitting
masibubu 1 year ago
hes dead
klx134sm 1 year ago
No cry of pain? I can tell you, after 30 it hurts like shit to smack the pavement.
sidonie3 1 year ago
owww haha i cant lock up yet =/
randomwhitekidd 1 year ago
good job
DaMMO96 1 year ago
lol nice bro
Devin032 1 year ago
hahahaha....i did the same thing a few weeks ago. nice to know i'm not the only asshole out there.
loydkaufmanisgod 1 year ago
lol that made my day :)
aznkytran 1 year ago
Ahah, love it man! Thanks for sharing that, nice to know not everyone takes themselves and their massive egos so seriously.
LiamLabyrinth 1 year ago
天才的。
popopopopong 1 year ago
if you think fixies are gay why are you fagot haters watching videos about fixies. you just have sand in your vagina's because your fat and cant ride a bike.
wormkillerdotcom 1 year ago 2
thaha stupid fuck :D
Kontrozit 1 year ago
Thx for the lulz
: )
MetallicMushroom 1 year ago
lol. hella funny. fucking fail
shinjaclan 1 year ago
:) thanks for uploading this very funny, nice to see your ok.
i too ride fixed gear. and i think every single negitave comment came from an asshole who has never riden fixed.. stop being dicks and dissing fixed gears because not all fixed riders are hipsters with color co-ordinated bikes.. and youd know that by looking at my bike :L which is hirendous btw :)
but keep posting and fuck all these negitave fags :) peace out brahhhh!
Wayne88h 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA
onenutmonkey234 1 year ago
you ride a fixie ... your a fixie hipster
...douche
cjewell12 1 year ago
@cjewell12 Douche or hipster? cauz they're both very different
PeterGriffinFab 1 year ago
yo SKI! i fall all the time dont worry about it. and about these people who leave negative comments on your "youtube page", see how many would come say it to your face............its so easy to hide behind a computer screen and remain anonymous. keep postin!
TheRealKizzler 1 year ago
was this intended or was it accidental and thought people would get a laugh?
metrev117 1 year ago
iight first of all you fucking hater pricks fixed gear bikes are the hardest bikes to ride... you cant stop pedaling and its a ta very high gear all the time you pussys can keep riding ur fagget bikes with gears cuz ur fucking old men that cant or are to scared to ride a fixed gear bike... you know lance armstrong is going to ride a fixed gear bike over the alps ..... maybe you should go tell him hes a fagget you fucking twat lickers
LittleNBigPro 1 year ago
hahahahaha JUSTICE get a real bike you mush
dougytruant 1 year ago
hahah! fixies are like the new rollerblade
barneygrumble 1 year ago
@barneygrumble Wow..quite the vaild point!!....yeah Not!!!..your an idiot!
croNick1502 1 year ago
no offence but fixie bikes are silly. Why would anyone want a bike that can't coast
AtTheDriveBy 1 year ago
@AtTheDriveBy
because they get you fitter, they are way lighter, they are way easier to build/maintain/repair, you can stop without brakes, you get a better connection with the bike, you can cycle backwards, and you can learn tricks on them.
they may not be for everybody, but think about it, they make a lot of sense
Theochineh 1 year ago 9
@Theochineh Your describing a bmx
unitedbmx5 1 year ago
@Theochineh - yeah yeah yeah... one with the bike, blah blah blah. the old school messengers were real bike handlers and their livelyhood depended on going fast. now we have these trustfund kids building up brakeless fixies and 99% of them are a danger to themselves and to everyone else. put on some brakes u fucking idiots. now citycouncils are enacting laws banning bikes in certain areas because some hipster crashes into a pedestrian or car and someone sues. thanks to these dipshits
s0meguy0001 1 year ago 3
@s0meguy0001
pipe down retard
lifeonmarss 1 year ago
@s0meguy0001
mine has a brake- i totally agree with you. i'm just saying if you care, it is an option
Theochineh 1 year ago
@Theochineh when you are going down a hill and your chain slips I'll be laughing as you're forced to bail off at 35 mph
radicalaceshasbrin 1 year ago
@radicalaceshasbrin
i'm not saying i ride brakeless, but it is an option for those who want it
Theochineh 1 year ago
@radicalaceshasbrin
you can always put your shoe on the back wheel, the failsafe for brakeless fixies
someperson881 1 year ago
@radicalaceshasbrin Lol 35 miles going down hill aint that fast. =p
StopBabbling 1 year ago
@StopBabbling typical hipster trash thinks the point was the speed
radicalaceshasbrin 1 year ago
@radicalaceshasbrin <--- typical hater trash, just hating on the world. =p
StopBabbling 1 year ago
@StopBabbling for being a hipster that comment wasn't very clever, deep, or obscure
radicalaceshasbrin 1 year ago
@Theochineh Also they are a menace to people in traffic if you drive on public roads, you can't deny that.
Jontenn 1 year ago
@Theochineh You are the dumbest person on youtube. Yeah I wanted to drive my bike backwards today.. you're right that does make a lot of sense! very practical. What kind of tricks do you do on that bike other than a williamsburg slide into a sissy mary stand?
easier to fix? uh bikes werent before?
Congratulations on paying a lot of money to justify noooooothing. What a loser. I'm going to go watch wild and crazy kids and play with my pussy. Go stop with no brakes right into satans vagina.
MrTiaHemingway 1 year ago
@MrTiaHemingway
chill out son
Theochineh 1 year ago
@Theochineh yeah, you get a proper workout on a fix, but have fun getting prosthetic knees before you hit 40.
THEscumlife 1 year ago
@THEscumlife
check out another video on youtube about a NY messenger with one foot.
blackmondae 1 year ago
@Theochineh I am a bike mechanic. I worked in a bike shop.
1 they are not easier to maintain or repair. The only way that makes sense is because they don't have brakes, gears, shifters etc. In fact working on them can be dangerous and you can lose a finger.
2 The only way you get fitter is that you have to work harder. If you want a safer, more comfortable ride then put some brakes and a freewheel on it. You will not notice the weight difference.
RunningNSquares 1 year ago
@RunningNSquares
I built my own fixed-gear bicycle & it is cheaper/easier/simpler to do than with a geared bicycle. They are easier to maintain BECAUSE they don't have brakes (often), gears, or shifters. You have to have no common sense to believe that it isn't simpler without all that stuff. It's only dangerous if you aren't careful- what is to stop you losing a finger on a geared bike? Clearly that is why you get fitter, it's the whole point. The weight difference is definitely noticeable.
Theochineh 1 year ago
@RunningNSquares i tried explaining this to someone as well. they are not meant for practical messing around. the parts are hard to maintain as well as downright expensive. they are VERY fun, but they are also to be taken very seriously. if you get in an accident on that thing, chances are a little more difficult of walking away from somethingl like that.
ubernasch416 1 year ago
@AtTheDriveBy thats the point of a fixed gear bike...so you cant coast, makes you one with your body and bike...try bombing a hill on fix then on coast and youll see how "silly" they really are.
croNick1502 1 year ago
@croNick1502 i've seen people like you crash into cars cause you can't stop. it was funny and dangerous. keep up the good work.
barneygrumble 1 year ago
@croNick1502 thats the point of a fixed gear bike. so you can express your inner homosexuality by purchasing a new seat post that matches your vagina.
and next time, listen to your testicles when they cant breathe. at least be half as gay and purchase a real road bike for chrissake
foimassa 1 year ago
@foimassa Actually many fixies are road bike conversions. Does that make the owner 3/4 as gay or is it more like 2/3 or 4/5? I must know this, it seems very important.
nilo2209 1 year ago
@croNick1502 i bombed a hill on my neighbours fixed....man i felt like i was in grade school on my old push bike again, that shit was hard, had to cycle diagonally just to reduce the gradient a bit. Muchos respectos
AtTheDriveBy 1 year ago
Lol you fucking muppet, Get a proper bike, AND a proper job.
mimmymimmymim 1 year ago
ajajajajaja
JenEpona 1 year ago
fixies.flv
Caleefornia 1 year ago
OMFG GUY I JUST PEE ON MY SALF
crafmanable 1 year ago 18
omg omg omg omg omg hahahahahhahahah omfg omfg dude dude hahaahahHAHAHAHAHW IPRHFOSIEARIPOAHWEIH HAHAHAHAH OMFG HOLE SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I DONT THINK I CAN LAFIGH ANYMORE IN MY LIFE DUDE HAHAHAHAHAHA IF I WAS THERE I WILL KILL THAT GUY
crafmanable 1 year ago
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silaroongreangsri 1 year ago
ahahahAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah you are my hero!
baccobirra86 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahha
erick808100 1 year ago
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HAHAHAHAH the P.W.B.C. Global Skateboard News showed this clip. Fixed gear riders are fuckin lame! fuck hipsters!
GrapeSodaGuzzle 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA the P.W.B.C Global Fixie News showed this clip. Skateboard riders are fuckin lame! fuck skateboarders!
spikethestampede 1 year ago
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
savaskiller 1 year ago
lmfao!
thatChickRHEanna 1 year ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
5PEARLJAM9 1 year ago
haha fucken stupid ass!x)
ALEXTWF1 1 year ago
the first bikes ever were fixed gear road bikes, back in the late 1800s. no one thought about riding their bike through the trails and everything then, they were transportation. not for sport. next came gears, then mountain bikes, and EVENTUALLY bmx bikes
jack781x 1 year ago
@jack781x bmx came before mountain bikes i believe
lerlo 1 year ago
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dlpj 1 year ago
haha
Hoodluim 1 year ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (size 7 red text)
EON352 1 year ago
glad you weren't closer to the desk i was afraid you would hit it with your head eek
perforce1 2 years ago
Por Pendejo
smileinmysleep 2 years ago 2
EPIC FAIL
misteroscienza 2 years ago
that was epic.
sirussm 2 years ago 2
haha, NICE!
gd vid, made me laff :)
reminds me of when i have hit the deck haha!
mickd12345 2 years ago
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mickd12345 2 years ago
people don't half talk some bollocks on these things don't they? lol
futuredeath1 2 years ago
the first ever bike had no pedals or a chain, it was just a frame, a seat, handle bars and pair of wheels and was invented in the 1860's if not earlier.!.the bmx on the other hand was invented 110 years later so im pretty sure fixed gear bikes fit in the middle of that somewhere.
johnball235 2 years ago
what came first the mountain bike or bmx?
TOASTMANOO7 2 years ago
thats a tough one..i dont know but id imagine a mountain bike came first, maybe even by accident.
johnball235 2 years ago
I would say that as a true sport, bmx caem first. While bmx was becoming really popular, mountain biking was just starting to be invented.
shorerydr10 1 year ago
how about the idea then
TOASTMANOO7 1 year ago
you're fucking retarded
MissionCr33p 1 year ago
Fucking idiot, Fix gears came as the 1st track style bikes.
evilcryalotmore 1 year ago
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I swear to god I can hear all of you getting fatter. Your video sucks and so does everyone who posted on here. I bet you all have XXXXL Chrome bags full of cardboard for when you go out "mesengering" God you all fucking suck. Especially the dude in the video, seriously, ride BMX. BMX was invented way before fixed gears. Fact. I know Dave Mirra. Second cousin, twice removed, I helped him move a tv. That shit sucked. It was heavy and he was all dude I gotta go ride because i'm DAVE MIRRA
lodiidol 2 years ago
P.S. I am slow and a big dummy
lodiidol 2 years ago 2
"BMX was invented way before fixed gears" haha fuck off mate riders were using fixed gear bikes in the 1903 tour de france, i doubt your precious little BMXs were around back then. Arrogant cock.
Rmanders1301 2 years ago
"BMX was invented way before fixed gears."
???
by the way, STFU!!!
ricardolb 2 years ago
that doesn´t even look real
looks somehow fakes
correct me if i am wrong
but either way: hillarious
dschingy 2 years ago
What are you? The Youtube nazi? Wow, a facist hipster, you don't see that every day.
Silverstreak350Z 2 years ago
I am not faciast or hipster, i'm just sick of getting comments about being a "fixie hipster". Every pair of pants I own was manufactured for a man and have full length legs, my fixie cost me $50 to make (and is not color coordinated) and I ride it because it is fun and good training for MTB. I don't even own a messenger bag, nor will I ever.
skibumandy 2 years ago 12
Lol. Well, I owe you an apology. I am sorry for my original and follow up comments. You clearly know what a hipster is and are clearly not one. Well done on your defence.
Silverstreak350Z 2 years ago
@skibumandy So spending 50 bucks makes you less of a hipster? LOL .. I say that because no matter what you will be seen as a brake-less hipster.. .. "Hipster".. gets thrown around so much now that you shouldn't get bent all out of shape over it ... Riding fixed does not make you a hipster ....
dizzle2633 1 year ago