Heather's Vlog: The Danish Exchange Student

[MilkFire]

He speaks Danish but he must have grown up somewhere else because he has a huge accent! (i'm danish)

[FisterPluto]

@MilkFire Jeg kommer selv fra Jylland, så jeg ved ikke hvordan man snakker på færøerne, men det er vist en blanding af dansk og svensk eller sådan noget :S

I'm from Jylland Myself, so I don't know how they talk on Faroe Islands. But I think that they are talking something between Danish and Swedish or something like that :S

[BellaGinnyGirl]

LOL!! The shirt!!

[peopleareawsome100]

ur vbf is hilarious

[scarr730]

vampire or not ill break your fing nek

[MrKami89]

if he were a vampire, he would not have feelings

[MrKami89]

Don't joke about vampires !

[ZackVitus]

Jens is a lucky vampire...

[SweeneyToddGal]

HEYYY NAHAHAHASBQUIDBJ

*bark bark* I KNOW!

[coffeetea720]

Should've kept away from those jacuzzis, Heather!

[animenerd18]

What did he say? ._.

[SourCandyGirl4444]

Heather is pregneat here..... :0

[MegaPollen]

nawww your dog is just watching him like a guard dog!

[mooncrest8000]

im danish danish people are BEASTT

[YouTikki]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay DENMARK :3

[ThePreppalicious]

congrats jens, & heather ! <3 (:

[GlenHelenGHOfeeder]

Omg they're having a Danish pirate baby

[RockaRecord]

CONGRATULATIONS MEGAHN!

[closetmonkey19]

i lived in denmark for 9 years :)

[dragonairlover]

>w> i love danishhhhhhhh. dang but i didnt understand any of that. "XD obviously my plan to learn danish is working... extremely well...

[jwallbanger]

stinkfinger - the smell of dried vaginal secretions on someone's finger or fingers.

[Autumnluvful]

awsome video



[Thecatboi]

Han lyder ikke særlig dansk ;( He dosen't sound very danish! :D

[kallekanin111]

@Thecatboi det er fordi han er fra færørende

[Thecatboi]

@kallekanin111 Oh der kan mand bare se ;D lære sku os noget nyt vær dag ;3

[helenebill]

Well Farøerne is under the danish queen x) and they laearn danish in the school x) sooo..

[Humlebiien]

i think he has been living in another country for some time -probably USA- because he does not have the right accent. He doesnt sound like a real dane..

[Soli11]

@Humlebiien He's from the Faroe Islands, they have a different accent there :-)

[kickbuttandtakenames]

"BARK BARK!!" xD lol

[xsimonlarsen]

HAHA, det er så sjovt!

[legomexican]

Omg I wish I was that Danish guy!

[BETCHxWHUT]

Jens needs to make another appearance!

[KirstineEibyeElgaard]

Hold da kæft det er lol det her! xD

[tbussell2855]

oh oh oh oh OHHHHH!!! HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!

Dog: bark!!! bark!!!

Thank you! you upset the dog u upset me none of this in my house vampire or not ill break your FUKIN NECK!!!!!!!!!! HA

[tbussell2855]

oh oh oh oh OHHHHH!!! HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!

Dog: bark!!! bark!!!

Thank you! you upset the dog u upset me none of this in my house vampire or not ill break your FUKIN NECK!!!!!!!!!!

[untilXweXfall]

OH OH OH OH OHHHH!!!! Heather!!!!!!

Dog: brarf brarf!!

Thank you! U upset the dog, u upset me...!!

Haha omg I looooove heathers vlog :D

[27sevenSToFo]

The dog: "baff! baff!!" XD

[NaiaMinet]

Hahahah go jens.. du styrer for vildt!! :D

[LearningSkillsPerny]

Im danish and i almost dident understand a word of what he said... XD 

[cillepien]

@LearningSkillsPerny Same here. han har en mærkelig accent

[REDANGELMUNNS]

.i kinda got the gist of what he was saying .. yah i though it was funny what he said and i did laugh ..but apart of me is like awww he's spoil it a LITTLE bit ! lol x

[Taxbo]

Totally random I found this video.. Heather is very hot..

Søren from Denmark

[Nlrvana99]

Prob my fave comedians now, especially when checked the profile and saw you guys like the golden girls (actresses) you guys are pretty cool!

[GlassByThaddeus]

Well translate it people!!!

[TheBuzzClan]

@GlassByThaddeus

He says: Hey, how is it?

She: If there is any thing you wanna say, say it to youtube.

The Danish guy: Okay, hear. I live on a island in denmark, most. The other time a work in (i dont get it). She think i am a studdent, but i am not. Okay, this is just shit. I am not a vampire, and she is not. They are all actors. And those to have been friends fore a long time. This is my house, i live whit her. She is my girlfriend.

She: Kiss. I am sure you can get somthing better

[EmmaThePrincess]

I don't speak danish, but I'm from Sweden so I understand most of the stuff he's saying. 1. It's super fun and 2. Thank god he actually speaks danish and not some made up language that's supposed to sound alike. That would suck.

Nice make up, Heather!

[zaaap123]

if you speak danish, this is F'cking hilarious!

[applefreak1954]

@LimeGreenGamer 86 to be exact

[TheAntarcticgirl]

i wish i was i a vampire and had a vampire boyfriend but my unvampire boyfriend is the best in the world

[IdeasOfIda]

hahaahaha all danes learn english in school since the 4th grade and up :)

HAHAHAHAHA he is hillarious!!! I understand everything he says :D

[helenna100]

@IdeasOfIda i understand him too whats your heritage or are you danish?

[IdeasOfIda]

@helenna100 I'm Danish :)

[boobytrapzap]

don't upset the dog

[TenouHaruka0]

Rofl the improv with the dog worked out well. I woulda laughed and would have to start the whole thing over.

[JullesKay]

Full translation (2/2):

(cont.) ... I'm not a vampire. She's not a vampire either, and the guy behind me, he's not a vampire. We are all actors. Those two have worked togehter for years, and I... (something about a dating video?).. This is my house. I live with her. She's my girlfriend. Serious. In the real world. She sits... Interrupted by kiss :)

[ThePreppalicious]

@JullesKay well , that's a lie . unless she's gay . lmfao 

[JullesKay]

Full translation (1/2):

Okay, listen up. I live on the Faroe Islands and in Denmark - at least half of the time. The rest of the time, I work on a viking/vampire ship that travels around the world from harbor to harbor. It's an old-fashioned way to live and speak. She thinks I'm a student, but I'm not. I'm a kind of bizarre viking/vampire hybrid, and if you want a real story, then listen up. This is just bullshit.... (cont.)

[RoseBloodBlack]

@JullesKay i wish you were a vampire im getting bored of all these humans, you know

[21justinhater]

Only stink finger in this house is mine! I don't wanna know about your stinkfinger! I don't wanna know anything about anybody elses either! I JUST WANT MY BF OVER! Alright but no bedrooms! Oh good so I can have him over? YES! Oh good cause he's right here. TOTAL IRONICNESS

[phantomstation]

I'm Swedish, but I understand most of what Jens is saying.

Translation:

Hi... Hi, how's it going.

OK, listen now... I live on The Faroe Islands. I live in Denmark. At least half of the time. The other half I work on a Vampire "Viking ship" (Viking-line cruises) that travels round the world form harbour to harbour.

[havendoll]

what is a stinkfinger?

[xerolalala]

@ninsennansen And you suck at english.

[HorrorShow131]

Vampire or no ,ill break your fucking neck!

[babygirl4youchrissy]

lmao stinkfingers!!!

[DragonFighter1133]

2:42 wow heather you really got him here wow he does look hot i bet that is your favorit part

[dramaguen1357]

@LimeGreenGamer wat r stinkfingers ??/

[renee52288]

@dramaguen1357 When you finger a girl and you put your fingers up to your friends nose.

[peterfut]

right now i love being danish : D

[NanaBabyh]

i'm danish :D

he is saying that none of them is vampires and tells about him self :D

[msLif3]

Does anyone know what he`s saying?? Anyone?

[BongCammie]

He isnt counted as Danish ._.

[SpeakOutForevr]

lol watch the translation!!!!!!!!!!!

[Canine021]

He's not even bloody Danish, and I am!

[MrRaiderfan20]

HaHaHa

[BjornSkjaerup]

HAHAHA hvor godt (;

[suspect7000]

godt scoret jens!

[mikkel0909]

Owned by danihs guy! lulz

[suspect7000]

@mikkel0909 lær og stave

[vorelover287]

ok can someone please translate this for me?!

[Chatelalexa123]

Lol thank goodness my best friend speaks Danish (shes half danish) so she could translate it!!!!

[TheChispurger]

He said he was a bizar Wiking/Pirat hybrid, he's from a small islandgroup outside Denmark. He lives in Denmark 50/50, and it's all fake, Heather's he's real girlfriend and it's his house.

[ElviraDarkbird]

oh and hes a viking hybrid of some sort =/ haha I love that part

[ElviraDarkbird]

k basically hes saying they aren't real vampires, he's her husband and thats their house. There you go. haha funny ass video

[BbysShh17]

BAH-HAHAHA thats funneh as, im danish so i understand it....lol

random ass video, danish guys are into vampire chicks?

oh no -.- ....

[magicmann666]

lol, the dog looked so cute, its like wtf are they doing?

[johnybrovo2008]

I love her face at 3:03

[johnybrovo2008]

2:13 "I have no idea what hes saying....but hes hot"

XD

[loverenee1000]

Vampire or not ill break your fuckin neck :D

[TheAeroTurtle]

I paid more attention to what Heather was mouthing when he was talking.

:D

[morhahaha]

is the dog a vampire as well?

[bphussar]

Fuck heather, I was trying to watch the Golden Girls.

[mochalatte43]

lol the dad isjust staring at your bf

[FrederikkeLykke]

Im from Denmark, and i think he is Faroese. He doesnt have a danish accent, but he sounds Faroese. He speaks danish, and i understand him, but he has an odd accent.

[MyPancakez]

I Love the dad c: "You upset the dog you upset me , None of this in my house VAMPIRE OR NOT I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK."

[MyPancakez]

I Love the dad c: "You upset the dog you upset me , None of this in my house VAMPIRE OR NOT I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK.

[Xandergf]

The guy has a Danish National Soccer team shirt on, but he has never been a dane..! The accent is odd...

[spritejunkie]

Vampire or not I'll break your fucking neck.

[iLikeMuffiins]

im from Denamrk and i can't understand him? haha lol

[mexican154789]

was he watching hannah montana on tv lol

^0^

[Nemesis7293]

"This is the kinda shit that leads to the stinkfinger!" In my experience, you simply CANNOT say "stinkfinger" to many times.

[Mateo11]

Renfield the dog owns. He looks like he has some Australian Shepherd in him.

[Thecolete]

heathers dog was a witness!! A cute 1 too! :-D

[melevil34]

how come you havent make any videos

[melevil34]

2:31 hey look jacob

[lizzqoesRAWRx3]

vampire or not ill break ur FUCKING neck!

[Gosupermodelable]

lolzy, he just told us a big secret! XD

I'm Danish too, Jens! :DDDD

lol lol

[FemalePhantom]

AHAHAHAHA xD

[Noxasja]

godt taget, Jens!

[saramonster133]

hehehehe.....stinkfinger.

[twirlingchair]

stinkfinger sounds nasty lol

[igotthatsnowmayn]

@twirlingchair it involves inserting ones finger into another ones anus

[twirlingchair]

@igotthatsnowmayn I thought that was called the nutty nut bar...oh, nvm 

[thiskatkicks]

I just realized the guy who plays her dad was on Pushing Daisies...

[JakeZealand]

that's not danish ?

[suspect7000]

@JakeZealand yes?

[skyfinish]

2:40 did he just said "let me guess, im serious " ? LOOL

[iLikeMuffiins]

He says that: its hes house and they are boy and grils friend...

[xaflona]

jakobat1994 wtf lmao hahahahahhaha

[Ynqve]

hahahahahaha :D fuck, det fedt hun ikke forstår hvad du siger :D

[zaqwsx123987ify]

lol i love it when the dog barks at them

[Mesterse]

I've yet to meet a Dane who doesn't speak English.

[migselv16896]

he talks dansih very bad... dosent sound danish at all

[Vampyrdukken]

@migselv16896 Han snakker faktisk meget normalt dansk. Færøisk accent måske. Men det er egentlig bare ren dialekt really. Ligesom fynsk etc etc.

[Katlynn888]

Lolz, Danish exchange students... *cough*Swedesarebetter*cough*

Juuuust kidding....I love Danes tooooooo...

[psychoalicia020]

lmfao this one was hilarious ahhhhh

[ThePilhans]

For crying out loud. The gyy come from a pile of ruble in the north atlantic, and his only pleasure in life is to kill pilotwhales with long spears. Thas the closest he comes to blood. His favourite meal is boiled sheepsbrain. I think its a hoax. Big time.

[NorseWinter]

@ThePilhans Faroe island is much more than a pile of ruble :S there are also pebbles and medium sized rocks, some mountains (not that tall ones) and I bet you'd even find one or two cliffs *nods*

[mickhawk911]

What is stinkfinger , is it intercourse ?

[Nemesis7293]

@mickhawk911 If you're more than 8 years old that question is just embarrassing........really.

[SapphirePixieDust]

you upset the dog, you upset me!

[moonlightkisu]

"what, I'm trying to watch the golden girls!"

[MAB943]

i almost died laughing when heather's dad starts yelling right when she starts making out with Jens xD

[therandomshow04]

Stink-finger aha

[skbadsberg]

how u say stink finger in danish is "stinkefinger"

[yellow468]

lol i thought he was a mummy hynotizing her

[mx6dk]

That guy is from the Faroes..

[jwkublick]

what part of denmark was he from again?

[madsboesen]

@jwkublick the Faroe Islands (færørene).

[suspect7000]

hahaha im danish, and almost dont get what he is saying

[mssalvatore100]

@suspect7000

haha me too :D

[MrBirthe]

@suspect7000 lol, me too..

[DillaryHuff]

@suspect7000 I'm Norwegian, and I understood everything he said... so what's up with you? :-P

[iLikeMuffiins]

fuck hun er mega lækker!!!

[SinisterGrapefruit]

@iLikeMuffiins bare lidt? :P

[iLikeMuffiins]

agree with iamthegossip

[iLikeMuffiins]

haha nice im danish too :D i can understand him!! :D and all danish learn english (:

[11bakuralover]

@iLikeMuffiins I can uderstand him too

[FightForWhatYouLove0]

@iLikeMuffiins soo what did he say?? cuz i dont understand it DD:

[horrorpops11]

What the hell is he saying??

[NeoFalcon69]

O_o"? I'm sorry but is he really a Dane?

He reminds me of a Dutch person I knew who spoke really bad accented Danish.

[LadyGM720]

Heather thinks Jens is so hot she jumped hsi bones. I wasn't expecting it so it laughed SOOOOOO hard. lmfao. My head hurts *sigh*

[LadyGM720]

Stink finger!!! lmfao!

[iamthegossip]

Oh my god.. maybe Færøerne is danish, but that guy speaks really poor danish!!!

[Kissing12Roses]

Its so cool how I know basic Norwegian only and I still somewhat understand what he's saying

[IlterProduction]

Færøerne... that´s why it was so hard to understand it xD, oh well, nice to know the true story of something i don´t really know off.... Hai! :D

[josewegsonty1998]

im danish and i almost cant understand wtf he is saying, omg...

[DawnyTuTu]

Whaa? My school got Danish Exchange students! :3

[jakobat1994]

@DawnyTuTu Nice but Jens is not danish. It sounds like an american trying to speak danish

[chelsea120788]

how do you say stink finger in danish!!!!!!!! lmao XD XD!

[MrFacekicker]

@chelsea120788

Lugte finger.... :P

[chelsea120788]

@MrFacekicker hahah you rock!!!!

[RockinRenee13]

while tha dude was tlkin can anyone tell me wht heather was sayin

[hinatafanboy8]

@RockinRenee13 she said "i have no clue what he's saying, but he's so freaking hot!"

[RockinRenee13]

@hinatafanboy8 thnx

[hinatafanboy8]

@RockinRenee13 Ur welcome :)

[OliverGamborg]

He's not a real Danish!

[CeeJayDK]

@OliverGamborg Han er fra Færøerne. Det er tæt nok på. De er jo del af kongeriget og lærer dansk i skolen.

[Djasnasiro]

I've been a Danish exchange student! But now I'm just Danish..