Didn't laugh once.... You'd have to be five to think this slop passes for comedy. Judging from how immature and unintelligent most people in the world are though, I'm sure this slop is very popular.
@GeneralHoohah Man, what comedy wants is to make people have fun...it don't have to be with inteligent things...this guy have his fans and he makes them have fun...if you don't like, just find your kind of comedy...and sorry for the bad english...
I am really not sure what to do, laugh or be creeped out LOL. This was weird as hell. NEVER THE LESS who ever you are under all that make up, you are an amazing actor.
speaking of loose loads...does your father's anus still hurt from all the horse cock he took? I haven't seen that much white liquid in a hole since I sucked your mothers tits and emptied her expired jugg milk in a bucket... or was that your fathers man tits? I forget...
Yes your gonna give us some details master! Vagina: The best place to stick your dick in (that I know of).
Cornhole: No information I know about this one. I would rather try this on a lady. It is illegal in my state but how the hell are they gonna find out that I stuck it up her hole instead of her tubes. Are there gonna be marks there or something. How would they know it isn't a paper cut from dangerous toliet paper.
Thy Vagina is a mystery world fraught with tremors, longing and a whiff of Rosie O'Donnell's tuna surprise. Don't let the lips fool ya- that's no mouth in there!
My vagina is a flower, a very weird flower..., hmm i don't really like the word vagina, and i don't feel clean after this vid, if y'know what i mean, hmmm....?????
MASTER!!!! its been far too long
drummerwolf8000 4 months ago
Imagine if the people walking by outside, could hear him xD
HeavyMetalViking89 9 months ago
You have a fucking awesome voice for saying "vagina" repeatedly. Vuuuuh-gina.
Mezurill 9 months ago
so many vaginas
ignoremenoworelse 1 year ago
Didn't laugh once.... You'd have to be five to think this slop passes for comedy. Judging from how immature and unintelligent most people in the world are though, I'm sure this slop is very popular.
GeneralHoohah 1 year ago
@GeneralHoohah Man, what comedy wants is to make people have fun...it don't have to be with inteligent things...this guy have his fans and he makes them have fun...if you don't like, just find your kind of comedy...and sorry for the bad english...
el1ex 1 year ago 2
Damn dude you like VAGINA! While I like PENIS! xD
GoddessofWolfBane 1 year ago
I am really not sure what to do, laugh or be creeped out LOL. This was weird as hell. NEVER THE LESS who ever you are under all that make up, you are an amazing actor.
SkidVixen 1 year ago
vaginas! yum yum :p
PuckettJp2 1 year ago
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vagina....the one thing you'll never see you fucking loser
ghostsshAdow234 1 year ago
@ghostsshAdow234 saw your Mothers~ what a Deep Dirty Pit of Despair! Left a Loose Load in There Anyway...
heavymetalhappyhour 1 year ago 22
speaking of loose loads...does your father's anus still hurt from all the horse cock he took? I haven't seen that much white liquid in a hole since I sucked your mothers tits and emptied her expired jugg milk in a bucket... or was that your fathers man tits? I forget...
ghostsshAdow234 1 year ago
@ghostsshAdow234 Dude what a fucking douche you are! You have no sense of humor do you?
GoddessofWolfBane 1 year ago 2
@ghostsshAdow234 Now master will rape your dog with his demon dick
BobTheNecrophile 7 months ago 2
would be a nice ringtone. ^^
sisterclp 1 year ago 5
LOL! like in a momment the simple word lost sence, LOL!
Murthos 1 year ago
"a whiff of Rosie O'Donnell's tuna surprise" LMFAO!!
brunthroath6912 2 years ago 2
i laughed my vagina out XDDDD
1 million/5
Carpatitin 2 years ago 3
VAGINA dude:P
korsakovsky 2 years ago
LOL why the fuck do i laugh for VAGINA!
PulseOfTheAwakening 2 years ago 2
this made me cry i laughed so hard
skylershaman 2 years ago 3
i lol'd
MrChildOfBodom 2 years ago
Yes, they're astounding. I know.
Lol
CondemnedClown 2 years ago
vagina!
anarchyscoming 2 years ago
Lmfao! You are truly the master, this is the funniest stuff I've ever seen in my life. x3 I take my hat off to you Master, if I had one... x3
AbSeNtImEnTaL666 2 years ago 5
btw best one is 0:52
tilldeathunitesus 2 years ago
YOU SHOULD TRY FRENCH ACCENT
tilldeathunitesus 2 years ago
I would name my kid vagina
alice6german6maggot6 2 years ago 3
Some would say: vagina!!!!!
You're amazing!!!!! xD
BlackMetalBlashemy 2 years ago 6
dumb
kissmysigma 2 years ago
It doesn't even sound like a word anymore o.o
FrauMeow 2 years ago 3
"hey you over there! VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
assphinktersaiswhat 3 years ago 6
vagina!?
quinny707 3 years ago 3
lmao
lexeyloo 3 years ago
man you have some hardcore energy issues!
phdotsco 3 years ago
you really got deep into this one, master. ;D
sarahewright9 3 years ago 5
"some would say....vagina"haha
happyrapemanson 3 years ago 3
vaaaaaaaaaagiiinaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!1
damod70 3 years ago 4
vaaaaaaaaaagiiinaaaaaaaaaaa *sing* xDDDD
SakuyaRox 3 years ago 5
Funny as hell
caoshunter22 3 years ago 3
hehhe XD
skizoooooo 3 years ago
el vid es tan pendejo....and yet so fucking funnyXD
RockerHisoka 3 years ago 5
I now have a sudden urge to say "Vagina" a lot....
HangmansJoke112 3 years ago 17
same here, ive been sayin it alot when im bored.
MattBodossian 3 years ago 5
@HangmansJoke112 say it to your mom....
freris6991 10 months ago
:)))))))) You go Master... did i mention vagina?
YourFriendlyDesktop 3 years ago 3
some would say... vagina! lol!
Sickleninja2 3 years ago 5
vagina
pots557 3 years ago
Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina
Stormblast2666 3 years ago 6
va... what??
HarpChicken 3 years ago
GINA
Jes5895 3 years ago 3
u scare me
famediva201 3 years ago 3
viva la vulva!
toastyplatters70 3 years ago
fucking halarious
KuteKentuckyKracker 3 years ago
how to say 50 ways of Vagina, thats impressive :D
Squall97 3 years ago
That was really entertaining.
I'm either easily entertained or that was totally awesome shit!!
FunnehJerf 3 years ago
lol :59
"Vaginahhhhhhgghg"
xloserx4xchristx 3 years ago
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you are not the master f metal that title belongs to the band members of Deathklok
DEAHKLOK RULEs
sonataarctica6666666 3 years ago
Go Forth and Die.
lionchamp777 3 years ago 2
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Are you fucking kidding? You stupid fuck, Deathklok SUCK ASS.
KayleighTheStrange 3 years ago
and your high on............?
sonataarctica6666666 3 years ago 2
dude its dethklok... not deathklok
CallMeJesusPlease 3 years ago 2
i know actually i realized i put the "A" in there right after i sent it
sonataarctica6666666 3 years ago
It's what's for dinner.
heavymetalhappyhour 3 years ago 6
@heavymetalhappyhour it is my ice cream,juicy meat and drink....when I am too bored to get some water in my glass or anything else to drink
freris6991 10 months ago
Wow, I never thought one could go into such detail about the vagina.
XD That word loses its meaning after saying it that many times.
BloodySanitarium 3 years ago
YOU ROCK!
Gabrielle2392 3 years ago
thank you fuk u
el10drin1234 3 years ago
I am your Faithful Minion oh mighty Master of Metal I bow before Thee And Give my life unto you. Thank you for showing me the light.
-Faithful Minion Razors
xixlovexrazorsx 3 years ago
WOOOO HOOO VAGINA
Cheesemonkey6699 3 years ago 2
Nothin could be finer than to talk about vagina in the moooooooorning!
2eelShmeal 3 years ago 2
ROFL! 5/5
superiorsantateresa 3 years ago 3
aaaaa hahaha lol im laffing my ass off nice video :)
ilovegoths14 3 years ago 5
And you wonder why they call them PUSSY-cats.......XP
OctoberOwl1979 3 years ago 4
you are actually one of the funniest people ive seen :D
ashtrayheart 3 years ago 11
That's alot of vagina. :O
darkklowntim 3 years ago 7
AND FURTHERMORE........ vagina!!!!!!
NightOwl10379 4 years ago 6
you're insane but i still love you!
arunnalls 4 years ago 5
LMAO! You're hilarious!
patiencepoet 4 years ago 2
Thanx Master. You have brightened my day immensely.
TheRealSavior666 4 years ago 2
You r a god.
jwizzledude 4 years ago 4
I can't wait until the Dick Discussions. I've heard that congress has ordered equal airtime for the two shows.
Peonchrist 4 years ago 4
OH MY GOSH HAHA
That would be amazing! haha
guitarchick06 4 years ago 4
i believe you was talking about vagina's lol
DocNibbins 4 years ago 2
LOL!
DontFuckWithMeBuddy 4 years ago
HAHAHAHHA AWESOME!!!!!
guitarman812 4 years ago 2
HAHAHAHHA AWESOME!!!!!
guitarman812 4 years ago 2
lol best yet
Riku1135 4 years ago
Vagina *hiss*!
XD Wow, there must be some sort of an award you can win for a brillent monologue like that.
6Dark6Rogue6 4 years ago 2
very inspiring
Theblobbyshow 4 years ago
Yes your gonna give us some details master! Vagina: The best place to stick your dick in (that I know of).
Cornhole: No information I know about this one. I would rather try this on a lady. It is illegal in my state but how the hell are they gonna find out that I stuck it up her hole instead of her tubes. Are there gonna be marks there or something. How would they know it isn't a paper cut from dangerous toliet paper.
bloodyfist443 4 years ago 2
Baaaahahahahaha Vagina is really a fuckin awesome word. Is there anything it can't do
deathmetalmilitia 4 years ago
Cant wait for the Vagina Monologues Part Deux!
howardweb 4 years ago 2
Congrats to you 66th video! Cant wait for no 666!
gajzler 4 years ago 2
THAT WAS TERRIBLE SO WHY DO I LOVE IT AND WANT MORE?! \m/
MORE I SAY! MOOOOORE!
TheRealDanSoup 4 years ago
i love it lol that was awesome
pinkhottie5 4 years ago
Some would say.... Vagina
jensbjoern 4 years ago
vagina AND an elephant!?
hartnell114 4 years ago
Vagina Ist Kreig!!
Miloxcore 4 years ago
haha man, you r fuckin crazy!!! i like it -_-
btw... hey vagina, vagina,vagina :)
fluffy981 4 years ago
hahaha,, you are one fanny, er, i mean funny dude!!
xxxdarkmexxx 4 years ago
☺
cmcc212 4 years ago 3
I LOVE IT HAHA!!!!!
Love the applause hahahahahahaha
ENCORE!!! ENCORE!!!
I could watch this all night!!!!
guitarchick06 4 years ago
Never was there a vagina story told so boldly, intimate, and true. *claps hands*
JackyBoyz 4 years ago 3
Thy Vagina is a mystery world fraught with tremors, longing and a whiff of Rosie O'Donnell's tuna surprise. Don't let the lips fool ya- that's no mouth in there!
pantsinner 4 years ago
My vagina is a flower, a very weird flower..., hmm i don't really like the word vagina, and i don't feel clean after this vid, if y'know what i mean, hmmm....?????
ramm4evr 4 years ago
Let me guess ... Vagina ? X-DDD
ALEClovesGENIALMUSIC 4 years ago
My vagina has a second name, it's P.U.S.S -wait I don't have a vagina
Birdtrooper 4 years ago
I think that's the most times my gay ears have ever heard that word. And still.. no effect. My gayness still stands.
Peace
GayBoiDem 4 years ago
hahaha...VAAAGINA!♂☼«♀↕‼◄♀☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○
sydkreator 4 years ago
Yes Vagina there is a Santa Claus
jedi1josh 4 years ago