Two And A Half Men - Jake Gangsta

[goodfellow1984]

fo shizzle my dizzle!

[ivjr1]

O_o

[bigwillysty1e]

Charlie: jake ur a white kid... I loled

[xJiizzz]

0:15 does it sound like berta says "Faggot"?

[BeatzManZ]

@xJiizzz She said, "Hey!"...

[BTRFANALLTHEWAY]

"Fo shizzle my dizzle" lol

[mufcrulesable]

jake is a wigga

[freundin22]

Charlie's voice has changed a lot over the years

[xbbla]

I'm from Sweden but I always watch tv-series and movies with eng sub, cause the swe translation sucks xD

[TEAMEXTREME500]

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS ???

[ao0321]

@TEAMEXTREME500 season 4 episode 17

[papan1990]

@TEAMEXTREME500 season 21, episode 1187

[freddiis00]

Fett grymt ! XD

[multiestonian]

TV3 woohooo, lõpuks ka midagi Eestist.

[bloobhead19]

5 for " Fo shizzle my dizzle" and 7 for " da bling" lol

[Braannndonn]

To, kolla in allt bling.

[sleezing]

"Ungen är en svamp"

[BabyLatiina]

@sleezing Det är inte värre än när jag såg en gång att dom översatte "You punk" med "Din punkare" :P

[sleezing]

@BabyLatiina HAHA! xD

[Krockant]

ÅÅH! Jag älskar att det är svensk text :D:D Jake äger fett!! xD Translation:

OOH! I love that it's swedish subtitle :D:D Jake rocks!! xD

[coolakiIlen007]

great! nice with swedish subs too! 2 & ½ men is one of the best series eva´!

funny how they are all like friends in the first episodes, and in the new they hate each other .

[ScottishUrban]

Awe it's been edited right before the BEST part 'Hey Mc Skidmark!' @ 0:16

[MrSPRINGER95]

LIKE IF U AGREE OSAMA DESEVED TO DIE!

[StrangerOfWind]

@MrSPRINGER95 the fuck does that have to do with this?...makes me ashamed to be a american.

[713subzero]

what episdoe is this called



[Karibiane]

@713subzero learn how to read and look at the info below the video

[LadyGagaChannelVideo]

HAHAHAHAHA

[ccraisins2005]

@verlaPS3 I thought he said dizzle cause he was talking to his dad, hince the D. LOL

[cs512tr]

this was before charlie made the public aware of his loony antics

[jagexfailshard]

lol thats how mexicans and whites try to mimic black ppl

[VoteCharlieSheencom]

VoteCharlie Sheen.com

[Harperfreak]

GREAT!!!

if you want to watch all episodes, visit

two-and-a-half-men.eu

[FardTheKing]

which episode is that

[roblox4312]

"your a pasty white kid start acting like one" BEST.LINE.EVR.

[facebook822]

@roblox4312 i agree

[xHappyFaceKillerx]

love the swedish sub ;)

[Kudeslaw]

0:12 Hilarious :D

[chirajix1]

hahahahaha i love 2 and a half men i see those crazy boys all days... it's too funny jaja :D

[MrBerserkerHero]

haha swedish sub text

[wwechick76]

it's kinda weird that there's subtitles when most of it doesn't translate... doesn't that make it confusing?

[RapDiRap123]

Yo check out the blink! haha LOL!

[coconutheadlice]

@RapDiRap123 its bling XD and yea hilarious

[JonasBieberFan4LIfe]

jake your a pasty white kid lolz

[FilipTrajkovski1]

how can someone disslike this???

[skitidetdu1]

sverige

[DJcorperation]

Sverige Rules

[warcrouch]

@Daedarian de går alltid på 3:an på vardagarna nu för tiden.

[zizwinski]

jake harper is so HOT

i love you 4 ever !!!!

[brando98able]

yo yo yo shizzle my dizzle yo check out the bling

[feelerr]

ahahha what's up with the swedish subs?xd

[hlz10]

@feelerr some swedish dude put it up probably

[swudeft]

Fo shizzle ma dizzle ... wow that sounds weird if he says that ^^

[Killingglorie]

Lolol.... YO CHECK OUR THE BLING!

[NicoleGoiGahan]

Charlie Sheens voice turns me on.

[megadrummer17]

he looks like justin bieber

[GUNDAM0ARCHE]

LMAO!

[eclairep]

*claps hand over mouth*

*bursts out laughing*

OH MY GOD!

[Hellozan11]

Hahaha kul!!!!!!!!! eller, LOL!!!! Man kan välja själv.

[icemanz9]

@link180189 how the fuk did u find tht out? lmao

[ethantrinh03]

tis is funny

[SeishinXIII]

MC Perfunctory..

[cenaismyman247]

fo shizzle my dizzle.

hahhaha.

[cfire600]

jake, your a pasty white kid now start acting like on.e haha

[mattsson20]

charlie är kung

[Linnxan]

hahaha :D svensk text <3

[mamlojamlou]

@TreinerD it says in the info, it's ep. 17

[MackanOwns]

jakes nickname MC SkidMarks :D love that :D

[TheElkCloner]

0:16

[hellojocke]

LITEN TJOCKIS!!!

[malmvaegen]

Du fick säkert tre tummar ner bara för att alla dumma amerikaner inte fattar svenska. :)

[hellojocke]

Eller hur! han ÄR faktiskt tjock...

[animefreek619]

this vid left out the part when jake said to alan "YOU COULD HATE ON THE GAME, BUT YOU CANT HATE ON THE PLAYER"

[kanal101]

haha did he say pasty white kid? xD

[daReDj23]

svensk text yeyeye va roligt att se

[GStreetEntertainment]

For Shizzel My Dizzel :/ hahah AWesome

[dimakritchevski]

I don't know why, but this has to be one of the funniest/most memorable moments of two and a half men for me.

[XxMaRcOxX]

season 4 episode 17

[Stephiiii269]

"His been watching MTV Cribs" Jajajajajajajaja

[ssadab85]

@TreinerD have you tried reading the description?

[Imthegrffitymen]

hes been whatching MTV CRIBS ... for shizzle my dizzle jajaja the best

[rofl123mao]

Svensk text! WOOT!

[theresult23]

ma main man jake harper be be fucking the hoes then be eatin sandwitches dawg

[MackanOwns]

he deleted the part when berta calls him "MC Shitmarks"

[jrwith]

MC skidmark

[XxPoisonCupcakesXx]

LMAO!!! (: jake is hilarious xD

[Eitei3]

:( he skipped one. "Hey! Spongebob Gaypants! Take a break.." in the car from that episode.

[kensan9000]

its poop dogg

[Magmaster12]

I like how later in the episode he starts acting gay

[TroubleInFantasiland]

Jävla wigga är han

[MegaPoptop]

ha ha ha!

[swudeft]

"for shizzle ma dizzle" LoL

[RickRay9]

hahah loved dis, grymt att det textat i Swedish (svenska) också, älskade det här avsnittet lol

[baerumsverk23]

lmao

[GBBK12]

men va roligt jake är...va, haha

[runhellen]

swedish :) bra /god! !svenska/swedish

[BTWKillTheBees]

swedish

[ricproductions]

''jake your pasty white kid, start acting like one''

LOL.

[youngskoshapink]

@ricproductions no disrepect dont make fun of my friend thank you very much

[relztem8]

@ricproductions why do people get thumbs up for just retyping what was in the video

[Link180189]

On 0:16 if you click it 10 times, it sounds like Berta saying faggot

[ragohin]

it does lol

[Chillerhunter]

hahah!

man what are u doing in your free time?!

haha o.O

[fudgie686]

No it doesn't.

[Gurra88]

-Fo shizzle my dizzle!

-Faggot!

hahahahahahaha

[MacLukas3]

@Link180189 to me it sounds like "made"

[shorfan]

@Link180189 yes true! also "gay"

[LieutenantIKim]

@Link180189 but you gotta really listen

[facebook822]

@Link180189 do it doesnt

[TheDragonoftheWest]

@Link180189 Sorry, I don't hear any faggot in that one ..

[jmaer91]

@Link180189

how the hell did you discover that? seriously.... do you just do random permutations in videos to see what hidden funny things you can discover?

[tennisproderek]

@Link180189 wait no it doesnt. lol is that supposed to be a trick?

[hahahavictorsmile]

its swedish,

[A17Taki]

Its Swedish Translations!!

I Know Because I Can Read, Write And Speak Swedish Fluently!! :)

And I Was Born There And I Live There For 23 Years!!

[cony90]

the german translation sucks in this situation...

[Nyappydesu]

i think its swedish or norwegian translation.

[cony90]

yes^^.....i mean the german version of this episode....

[Nyappydesu]

ah ok. my bad :D

[cony90]

i should have been more exactly^^

[Mistkerl6]

it does! so is es ^^

[GWiifanboy]

"Kid's a sponge" lol

[MRFUN888]

lol pasty white kid

[avp0520]

verry cool clip Jake is kindda stupid

[RuskyMckeen]

Jake, I"m not gonna tell you again, your a pasty white kid, start acting like one. thats what i'm gonna tell my son once he gets a little older

[maldini4ever94]

hahaha

[ombladon2012]

for shizzle my dizzle :X :))))

[MadeInGermany94]

man im german but the show is much bether in english

[Emocrash]

Shows are always better in theyr original language.

[Gangzterparty]

0:14 LOL

[stanleyO1994]

yo checkout the bling bling lol

[GWiifanboy]

Fo shizzle my dizzle. Lmao Jake is a joker!

[KillaRegis12345678]

"Jake, I"m not gonna tell you again, your a pasty little white kid, start acing like one!"

[MaximumCrash]

could u pls write the episode name right here, theres also other people who would like to know it!!

[mikeshinoda943]

HeZ a CrAkA WaNnAbE.

[erezben14]

hahaha fan va grym :D

[KrombacherPils1992]

love it :D

[shreeny320]

wat episode is this plz tell me!! email me da episode name n seson plz!!!!

[Azza171292]

ahahaa, love it. charlie always has a good way with words.

[miguelangelv7]

ha ha ,jake trying to be black

[legandarymasterrevan]

Jake, I"m not gonna tell you again, your a pasty little white kid, start acing like 1!

[tannerischunkylol]

jake gets me everytime he reminds me of my friend

[EddieGuerrero1967]

HAHAHA I Love Two and a half men

[WhakkiPhakki]

Fo shizzle my dizzle! :D

[EddieGuerrero1967]

HAHAHA I Love Two and a half men

[eqcalamena]

hahaha

[tjf67]

kul

[therealag1]

yep funny shit

[luanlam]

lol i love when a white kids try to be black lol

[GuitarMan1111]

"Your a pasty white kid start acting like it"

[Halikarz31]

"like on"

[TSSdrifting]

"like one" rofl

[Halikarz31]

ooops yeah lol miss spell

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

Damn straight!

[turboIC400]

please someone can write whats jake saying . the whole video. please

[contingentpurpose]

Yo, mad props from a sandwich, dad. This PB&J is off the hook.

Fo shizzle, my dizzle.

Yo, check out the bling!

[lallarn124]

IT Is just in swedish xD!!!

[xThe3Grachipsx]

Jake is the best x)

[thessan11]

Charlie <3<3

[FCule]

HAHAH!! va sköön!!

[TheInformants]

AGGH you cut out the part where Berta calls Jake "M.C. Skidmark"

funny episode