048 Chola in '08 Official Campaign Ad #1 - Humble Beginnings

[strangerbut]

"the western way of killing."

use Daisy cutters, instead of machete !!

[wermzor]

CHOLA 2012!!!!

[Lowbudget2]

Chola for 012 too?

[Staubdumm]

Haha Machiavelli! Nice hidden pun.

[Achievement101]

Excellent video's

[mightyachillies]

Chola, Are you still lurking around URL? Don't they kick people out of that school ... everntually? You know, the letter that says "Dear Student, you have now have over 240 units. If you don't pick a major by 270 we will just go ahead and give you a degree in Letters & Science. And for the last time, NO, Killing is not a major at UCLA!"

[fiwaszewski]

Is that Calstate LA Kennedy Lib???

~GS~GhOsTsEeKeRs

ps- Looks like it, I got my undergrad there..

[fiwaszewski]

Right on my friend!!

~GS~GhOsTsEeKeRs

[Faztlan]

Confederate flag waiving TEXANS for CHOLA '08! TEXANS FOR  CHOLA

[flamethrowerdeath]

Ask-A-Chola would make a good Tuba player-

She has two big "airbags".

[hectore1436]

ok on all her vids there fighting on the comments

[Lowbudget2]

Welcome to California racial stupidity that had nothing to do with what the video was about. I wonder if they have any idea how much people say the same thing and have the same stupid fights over and over... how unoriginal that part is. Poor Chola... why are so many people using her videos as an idiot politics platform for? @_@;

[iMBBonlyone]

Chola's gotta love that her videos spark such passionate racial, economic, moral, and etc... "debates"

i really opened myself up to attacks when i started sharing these. would i do it again had i known people would be so reactive? YES.

[hurkalufugus]

lol

[TommySerson]

I voted for yahr

PS Oym e dyckslexick

[tuberpie68]

Chola, unlike every other politician, you speak to us so openly & honestly about your killing nature! So how could I not vote for you?! Wait a minute, I just noticed something! That green bandana! What's it covering up? What are you hiding from us? If you want my vote, I'll demand full disclosure! Are you just another raunchy politician, or are you just ugly?

[trunkhaus]

i do believe it is hiding a mustache and a dirty sanchez

[tuberpie68]

What the hell is a "dirty sancehz"? What ever it is, it makes you appear to be a dirty racist.

[trunkhaus]

maybe you should google what a dirty sanchez is before you go calling some one a dirty racist....but i would expect nothing less....everyone wants to throw the race card out into the mix as quick as possible even before they know all the facts.....try to be more responsible and check into things before jumping to conclusions of things being racists.

[tuberpie68]

Read it again; I didn't call ANYONE a racist. I asked for clarity, & pointed out the danger to you if you didn't give it.One(you),not everyone, threw "the race card". My last comment WAS an attempt to "check into things".So look who's"jumping to[FALSE] conclusions". My warning is coming true; you: haven't explained, you"expect" "race card", think "everyone wants" it("before...[you] know all the facts"), & are "jumping to conclusions...[about]racists". Looks like you wear a shoe; guess it fits.

[trunkhaus]

"You"...must "BE" on crack because "YOU" threw the race card first....re read your post...."IDIOT"...and don't threaten me asshole!!!.. be carefull you don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash!!!!....FU!

[tuberpie68]

trunkhaus:Since your latest comment removes any lingering doubt on the question of your sanity, I'll wast no further time in "chatting" with you. P. S., you've been blocked.

[trunkhaus]

please donate to the minute men and help build a fence across our southern borders to keep the TRASH out!!!

it is very important that we keep our country "CLEAN" of any criminal influence from our dirty southern nieghbors!

[phallyvin]

chola the next president... u have my vote, esa.

[CukaDeluxe]

ey when in office clear my student loans!

[AskACholaTV]

No problem. All student debt will be cleared if you join the killing reserves for 2 weeks a year.

[devilcowangelpig]

Ask a Chola, you should consider joining the cult...I mean Church of Scientology! Your both clever, both your youtube vids are funny, and your both killers! Its a perfect marriage! :D

[Freestone92]

i iz down wit Chola 4 life :D

[Nohtut]

AZTECA y k putoz!!!

[ayolove]

You got my vote!

[germanberserk]

ASKACHOLA what is the name of that book P.S. i need moore jedi rum winkwink >o

[AskACholaTV]

It's called "The Prince" by Machiavelli. A must-read for all killers.

[RapaTerntSanga]

hahahahahaha OMGGG!!

[0pteryx]

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[AskACholaTV]

Muchas gracias, 0pteryx! I hope Chola has your vote, then.

[jumboJavier1000]

show tits or gtfo

[AskACholaTV]

Get on your knees, bitch.

[khammurabi]

LMAO HARD!!!

Shalom ahchoty AskACholaTV

[Nohtut]

hahahah

[WarofSamples]

I'd vote for you.

-Rain

[TrueScience]

5* love your style girl

sub'd

[darkvision66]

haha imma vote for u..REVOLUCION!

[just2w4tch]

You symbolism is too smart for the internet.

[mountain19]

am i missing something? symbolisms scare me so soon as i see Illuminati one i am gone. fair enough my little American girl? only the American Indians really belong to this land lets face it. some had good ideas others took over starting with the first English cell term they coined back then not new in Philadelphia called the Rosetta. i am 4 bred so they call it when your 4 or more.

[takotheoktopus]

"only the American Indians really belong to this land lets face it"

Actually, no one owns any particular strip of land on this entire planet. We are all of this planet and must share accordingly. If you go back far enough you will discover that the animal known as Homo Sapien has it's origins in what is now called Africa. The first to cross from Asia to the Americas were brutally out numbered and lacking the killing tools to wipe out the European invasion.

[AskACholaTV]

What illuminati symbol?? In my video?

[mightyachillies]

Do you lurk aroung URL often?

[dozegreen]

palante chola.

[mazze00]

lol...fantastic

[mrtyles]

lol. satire.

[equirneh]

De muito bom gosto (como sempre).

[xxrev0ltxx]

If elected presidente, you take it upon yourself to instate neo-colonial apartheid upon Canada and Mexico.

[xxrev0ltxx]

Ok that was slightly in bad taste.:(

[AndrewBean90]

WTF Ask-A-Chola

[HappyGYNOCOLOGIST]

I wish you would teach me The ways of you'r killing. Ps Sexy Voice.

[StuffMcB]

awesome vid chola!

[teamo2010]

excelente buen video atake contra colombia jejeje

[moralesef]

CHOLA FOR MY GIRLFRIEND 2008!

[tuberpie68]

I saw her 1st! Back off!!!

[davidsparten666]

kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooool .... aw i got noting important 2 say

[donquixote1]

"And learn the western way of killing."

*Reading The Prince by Machiavelli*

LMAO!

you're a genious chola, keep on pimpin'

[VENOMOUSTESTAMENT]

p.s. i love that you're showing people that your educated. :D

i bet all the "go back to mexico" people are scratching their heads and going "what? where was she born?" lol

[AskACholaTV]

HAHA exactly! :) The "go back to Mexico" people are dumb as dirt. They make me laugh.

[secobi]

Your vision needs more heart. Just 1 or 3 more.

[Acadia22]

Cholaaaa! Don't you hate all these haters using the disgusting "spic"phrase. People are just so ignorant and stupid.

Keep it up. I wish you the best!

[gortie]

Notching ears and noses in "The Prince." ::nods approvingly::

[durlocoo]

yeak! was that a real heart(or blood)?...anticuchada!

[PlayOnPlaya17]

lmao all the books were about killing

[sloofuss]

Hilarious.You got my vote sexy Chola lady!

[djl1980]

Why would a white Spaniard be raised in the ways of the Aztecs?????

I guess no one told her it was her ancestors that murdered all the native Americans.

[PlayOnPlaya17]

1- shes mexican, not white.

2- spanish didnt kill the indians, the whites did.

3- Its a fucking joke you retard, laugh, leave a good comment, and leave.

[VENOMOUSTESTAMENT]

the spaniards raped the aztecs, and its in our BLOOD. we can't choose the color of our skin.

we AZTEC decendents can't help that. DUH!

HUH CHOLA! TELL THIS FOOL! :D

[AskACholaTV]

The problem is theirs because they have no sense of cultural relativity. Aztec killing is no worse than Western killing. The great thing about my campaign is that I'm trying to bring the two world views together. I have a dream, to make this country a killing melting pot.

[Sodeggy]

Did you know that idiots build the strongest, most impervious homes? Brick upon brick upon brick upon brick, slathered with ignorance to stifle every pore. That home is founded within their small skulls. Nobody can get in and they never get out. Too many perpetual aliens.

Love the videos. You're a genuine smartass.

[Tadamun]

Haha this is so awesome.

[ohsnap1110]

yeah you're full of shit too bitch

[MISTAFIEDONEEIGHTSEV]

¥T

[envelopingshadow]

Awesome.

[JeeprzCreepers56]

ha ha ha

[JeeprzCreepers56]

ha ha ha

[GlobalDissident]

Hilarious!

[X4Imonkey]

Finaly, a candidate that takes their killing seriously.

If us monkeys where allowed the vote, Chola would get mine.

[ReelSolidTV]

Keep it Traditional! :D

[apupnemo]

you have my vote.

[djsmeg]

FINALLY someone to vote for!

[dulcimoo]

Funny, you don't look over 35!

[DamNationDiplomat]

This brings up the question of experience: Who has the experience to be foremost figurehead killer in the world? When the phone rings at 3 AM, you'll want the presedent to be the one who has the experience to kill the right people. Vote Chola!

[BluesBrian]

Bravo! Let's get this campaign back on track and we can get back to killing!

[nicholas9999]

great!!

[shtetlcholoycd]

the best thing about being a killer politician is getting all the dead people to vote for you a la jfk...you just can't let anyone find their bodies until after election day. maybe also if you off all the cnn anchors you can like reanimate them from death, like, ventriloquize their bodies to speak the truth. just a thought. from your scheming shyster revolution peddler.

[GENIUSPONTIFICATES]

OH HERE WE GO AGAIN...."AZTLAN".

OK... mi "Chola Guapa"...I'll vote for you IF you shove a Barrel Cactus up Hector Carreon's ass, and make him walk back to Mexico.

JA...JA...JA!!!

PS- Tu eres mi "Ella Diabla" para siempre.

[GENIUSPONTIFICATES]

You remember "Hector" from the Nation of Aztlan; the "Kill any Raza women..." goon over in Califas.

Oh, and tell Cal Arts they have to give that money they took from my friend back.

You know...the money for alleged "damages" after a Punk Rock riot in the cafeteria?

Then you have my "vote".

[PortionsForFoxes0]

if I was an american,you'd have my vote for sure :)

[chunksloth]

First, by law you must be a natural-born citizen of the US to become president. So you can't be president. GO BACK TO RUSSIA, COMRADE.

Second, nobody is more deadly than Ron Paul. RON PAUL, according to a recent NYT article, is an beast-headed monster of horrible strength. He sits on a brass throne atop a mountain of skulls in the middle of a sea of blood. The skulls belong to both his victims and his worshipers alike, as RON PAUL cares not from whence the blood flows, as long as it flows.

[Swamy456]

Short, sweet, and funny as hell. Keepn it fresh as always. BTW The Prince by Machevelli isn't a to die for read... If anyone wants it summarized it pretty much says get your money right and don't hire mercenaries lol. Basically theres a trade off between being loved and feared and pro's and con's associated with both. The book is really antiquated though and some of it isn't relevant today.

[JoeyDaytona]

Another triumph!

[Alkdatrumalkav]

Excellent Cholita,

Ya gonna have my useless vote twice...

Héhé..

[missdivinestalls]

Hey missed you. Glad you're back!

[Valleynews]

Sorry, Ask a Chola. I have to stick with Ralph Nader. It is a personal tradition for me to vote for him every four years. Maybe he'll let you be his secretary of defense.

[lightningpaw2]

That's an impressive blade you're wielding there. Almost machete-like in it's proportions. The word machete always reminds me of Danny Trejo. Which gets me thinking; Chola's campaign could use some celebrity endorsement.

Think of it; Chola and Trejo together at last. It's truly the screen team-up of my dreams. ;D

Vive Chola!!

[toesandumbrellas]

i love that guy! especially in desperado, man with the knives and that big giant tattoo on his chest, that was a badass bloke

[Robert697]

aww man, now you made me hungry .. am I gonna spend the next 4 years wanting taquitos al carbon if you're elected prez?

this is a very important issue w/me.

O, also, are we gonna finally be able to buy tequila with our food stamps? That's like health medicine, man.

[asturiangoblin]

Hey, latinos unidos, jamás serán vencidos. I'll probably vote for you!

[scaryseamonkeys]

i would totally vote for but im not quite 18 =[

[JENOBE]

wassup wit the carne asada? leave me a piece

[crishchian]

She stole my heart...litterally........that­ was my heart!!!!!

[starzship]

chola! chola!

[805gre]

Yeah! Chola for 08! She will annihilate!!

[tmafkap]

American Presidents MUST know a lot about killing people, they HAVE to be experts in this wide area of activity and they MUST NOT have problems with killing anybody.

SO VOTE CHOLA '08!

[JXintheZ]

Great Chola!

Annihilate!!!

[pringelsfan007]

What a trip, will you marry me?

[toesandumbrellas]

fuck, now i gotta decide between youse, nader, gravel, and mckinney. i'll vote for you if you take the military aid the US gives fascist paramilitary death squads and redirect it to the zapatistas, the earth liberation front, the weathermen, and miscellaneous makhnovist/durruti column-type chaps

[disintegration13]

you got my vote.

[jumboJavier1000]

show your tits or gtfo

[WhiskeyEchoFO]

Thank God! Finally an honest Candidate that I can relate to. Forget Hilbilly more of the same, Osama Obama, a hundred years of war over there mi cocaine, and back to the Constitution Doctor Ice cubes chance in hell Paul. Lets just get right to the heart of our desire, death and destruction of the purple people. Sharpen the Machetes. Load the AK and lets party mi amigos y amigettes!

[eyemran]

WTF - That looked like a real heart! More vids!

[AskACholaTV]

It WAS a real heart! I BBQed it after I filmed this. Human hearts taste the best.

[saba66]

AskAChola: If you are elected what will you do to help the US citizens like Pedro Guzman who get deported by their own idiot government?

P.S. After you win it will take them about 2 minutes to blame you for invading Iraq and Afganistan, spending 9 trillion dollars, and giving us $4.00 a gallon gas

Good Luck anyway - Chola'08

[adamfilmmaker]

Smart, tribal, and finally short but it is dated...the spoof on that type of TV campaigning seems over. This is one of your best, fierce lover, keep up the tuff style, historical revelvance, and ruff beauty.

[legendary852004]

It had heart...Shes got my vote.

[MGABBYB]

Finally, a candidate that I can trust...

[Leo7Leo]

for real she is running for president?

[malcontent79]

I agree: Chola is classier than some seem to desire. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Chola for Prez 08!!

PS: Loved the vid, Chola. As always.

[johnnyfnhollywood]

And if elected I promise to nuke West Virginia! Can You beat that one Your Lovely Choloness?

[AskACholaTV]

Don't forget to rate this 5 stars, homies! And I love comments, too! :)

[crishchian]

I'm a PUTA, are you a PUTA too?

[AskACholaTV]

I'm not but I would hope that putas and putos everywhere will be volunteering for the Chola in '08 campaign!

[crishchian]

Orale Chola, the Paraguayan / Uruguayan Torture Association(PUTA) officially endorses you as our candidate!

[AskACholaTV]

This is great news! I just got a call earlier from the National Rifle Association. I am their offically endorsed candidate, as well!

[Justinfh2point0]

Hottest...president..ever!

[F0XTR0T]

hay guise!

Miz Chola is classy enough to not need a bikini ad. Yes it would be rather nice, but not in any way necessary.

[tuberpie68]

Oh! Much more than merely "nice". I'm such it would be WOW!!!!

[tuberpie68]

OOPS! "such" should be SURE.

[MrENT18]

I love the crazy eyes in the in your final picture of the video!

[MelGibson01]

Chola can you do a bikini ad also?

[Bigmada]

I agree

[MelGibson01]

I mean if you really got your self a bikini video I assure you you will be the next INTERNET STAR! You are beautiful girl you just have to let us see you more sexy! just cover your face that is ok

[dsfast]

Now we have heard you heathcare policy what other issues will you change.

[isnanesavant]

I might vote if I didnt know better!^_^

[weker1]

I might vote for the first time this election!lol

[everything4every1]

I am considering on voting for Chola. Her strong support for killing is inspiring. But how will Chola improve on George Bush Jr's already excellent track record of not only killing, but maiming and torturing?

These are the hard questions Faux News won't ask!

[AskACholaTV]

Vote Chola. Chola is a killer with a conscience.

[everything4every1]

he he, cool. :)

Vote Chola!

[evilgnius]

simon

[popsuckits]

Vote? I thought anarchists just pick there leader out of a hat.

[66shadymilkman]

Chola!!!  You're back!!! ;-) Worth the wait and you have my vote!!! Vote Chola!!!

[lazymornings]

killer vid!you got it just right, funny ole'world!!some get away with everything while others get labelled and shamed.

[arlette311]

i'm voting for chola!!

[AskACholaTV]

Gracias, Arlette! Chola loves you!

[mountain19]

got you covered.