"Face Off"

[HaloHunter2366]

400 people didn't get none of tha bitches.

[GreenNova790]

Not to brag but I could do about 8-10 push-ups before straining. 5-7 on lazy days.

[LethalCeltic]

0:47 to skip intro)

[MrWashingtub]

what happened to cortana

[itzkolpi]

Whats a matter?

you need your... DIAPER CHANGE?

hurhurhur

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[itzkolpi]

TheManwhoCan99

What the fuck?

[epicclan02]

I was very :,( when chef was bullied

[Rahhhhamamonster]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!­!!! [^](0_0)[^]

[Munny603]

0:45

[marmoh123]

HEY WERE IS MY SKIP INTRO?

[Shicbs]

@SameronShowsInc

Well, when your heartbeat raises, so does the speed of blood. That causes the bloodveins to expand. Your penis is filled with blood vessels. That causes the penis to grow. Even Viagra was originally a heart medicine for the old. If you don't believe me, Google ir

[8hane8tephens]

What the hell, No "to skip intro" top comment? Thanks for wasting my time! :45 Seconds to be exact!!!

[beep5406]

i would of given him my address

[redwaterlain99]

It's funny when "Craig" masturbates LOL :D

[ILikeTrains6923]

Arbiter had a grammatical error at 4:35 :O!

[gunzgunzgunz352XBL]

I hate how theres actually people like this. They think there MLG for signing up at the website and just because you're a member of a website doesn't mean your good, it means your a suck up pussy who plays way too much and still sucks ass. I'm not bragging but I'm an OK player and have done pretty good often and I dont even consider myself an MLG, so all you fagots who aren't legitimately a good player and talk shit over a mic, you need to grow some balls, get up off the couch AND DO SOMETHING

[12345625012]

these videos r awsom possim

[puppetmaster68]

major league douche

[ilovemuslimfood666]

@youyostarwars fuck u. even gamers find love. i had a gf, and she was a gamer, too. no bullshit

[MisterPikol]

i'm 180lbs and I can do 40push ups and i'm a nerd lolololo

[TaxmanBD]

@MisterPikol 130 pounds 75 pushups is like a breeze, so lets hear it for unnaturally fit nerds!

[gta4cat]

I'm a mlp :P

[SpuerStalker24]

the laugh at 2:21 l0l

[Trooper45a]

Turning on vision cameras? O_____O

[YeUnTrollAbleTroll]

I do 500 push ups in 1 minute

[kc307]

@YeUnTrollAbleTroll Mate i triple that

[EpicoZity]

@YeUnTrollAbleTroll that would require like 7 or 8 per second...lolz yea no

[bobbuzzs]

@YeUnTrollAbleTroll  yupp and i shit million bucks

[iCHAWY]

People have the wrong view of MLG and I hate it. Most MLG pros are very down to earth and cool people. I agree there are some definite idiots that claim to be "MLG" and act like complete douchebags...but you can't judge the community on just those people. Competitive gaming is just another aspect to gaming, and most of us have respect for casual gamers.... That's all I want to say.

[monster9630]

ok that battlefield three commercial is very annoying we all get the point it beats mw3

[Hendrix4224]

Is it wrong for me to refer to this as 'the wanking episode'?

[Fiiitzzz]

FUCK YEH SON LES DO THIS SHIT MASTUR CH33F UP IN THIS MOTHR FUCKAR

[IRQuackZ]

lol at jon xD "One ageeeinst One"

[FulllOfThoughts]

I can do 10 push ups no problem, and I have asthma. Do these guys weigh 300 pounds or something?

[xboxer214]

sniff sniff. LOL

[erik34350]

hi guyz it r ch33f h3r3 dis iz my faverete epeesode beecuz i r l3rn th4t cr4ig iz 4 dik nd that arbiter r cool

[SameronShowsInc]

how does competition give someone a boner?

[haloplayer146]

the guy that cant do push ups i bet he is overweight

[arraneeno]

Why would you tell some random people how much weight you lost?

[MisterLambs]

"Oh, do you need your DIAPER changed?"

"Huhuhuh"

"HAHAHAHAHAH"

[allanmonteclaro]

Chief is a murderer

[lolbug100]

lol "i bet im harder than u right now" "nu-uh im rock solid"  "okay were turning our vision cams on"

[Arbiter8655]

Miss these old days

[knight44644]

480p? Hell yes

[PunkHippie1971]

"Fuck that I'm rock solid!"

"Oh yeah? Prove it"

"That's it we're plugging in our vision cameras"

LOLOLOLOLOL

[theklut]

sniff sniff

[supman332]

Arbiter would make the PERFECT older brother!

[HazzaMurray]

theyre doint the pushups too slow lol

[mixmaster095]

before i got kicked i woulda stuck the guy in the middle i hope chaos theosis ended up banning them

[foxysolerider]

fuck that im rock solid.

[xOwnZONE]

lol i play mlg too n i swaer there r sum kids just like those assholes hahaha

[roxorzboxorz13]

no1 says cok exsept english people

[EpsilonQueen]

I like that even though the Chief is rude to the Arbiter, the Arbiter is always there to support him... makes me happy :))))

[JaymzFlores15]

THESE ASSHOLES are turning my brain to goo, i can actually feel it...

[DarkDietyLink]

URRRRG MLG! HOARDING POWER WEAPONS BREATHING HEAVILY

[gigan55]

Moron

Lacking

Girlfriend

[14190286]

Lololololol

[SinDawg030]

Something tells me that Jon had some pretty bad experiences with some "Dudebro" douchebags in high school

[jonesinator99]

like if your watching this in 2011

[silversparrow01]

i used to be a halo3 champ till me 360 rrod'd for the 8th time and i hammered it :'(  crying faaaace

[iTzGamer4life]

did anyone realize that arby met chief in the first episode and ask who he is but in Master chief sucks they know each other and made a (sick xDDD) montage

i am V3RY Confuzed faced rite now :?

[09Oblivion]

@iTzGamer4life Master Chief being such a genius probably didnt even know how the hell Arbiter looked like or probably even never cared so he never remembered :P

[minecraft4781]

dude i bet im harder than you fuck that im rock solid oh yeah prove it

OK that's it were plugging in our visual cameras right now! lollolololollolol

[TheBannedWowAccount]

Whatever does MLG stand for?

[SilentEmmet]

@TheBannedWowAccount Major Legue Gaming

[choppa344]

@TheBannedWowAccount

M-major

L-league

G-gaywads

[lazorize]

@choppa344 major leauge gaming hun ?

[choppa344]

@lazorize leauge?

[tanuj679]

im surprised those MLG fags are even able to learn such big vocabulary like stalling!

[hellbringer96]

@DaretobestupidGaming Yes, i know MLG players in Halo are f*cktards :D

[JustTrollinAlong]

@DaretobestupidGaming you're both fucktards. you are because you failed to realize he was making fun of mlg and hellbringer is retarded because they got into mlg through their great gaming skills so the parody name doesnt make sense. both of you just shut up.

[Classified141]

U know ur poor when u have lag in ur own private match

[gongels94]

I always collapse when i see chief running his hands above his head and yelling LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D

[ArosAndZanfare]

You know you're MLG when your classes in MW2 are:

I

Am

So

Fucking

MLG

[theheadhunter163]

i have more respect for the dood thst lost 20lbs than the stupid mlg players who hyperventilate and horde all the power weapons and blame it on lag when they loose.

[XandWacky]

@theheadhunter163 I heard that! I run into players like that a lot so me and my friends just get annoyed to no end.

[jjd927117]

@XandWacky why that make me :(

[XandWacky]

@jjd927117 It's annoying trust me :(

[theheadhunter163]

@XandWacky funny...i ran into some mlg players on reach and they were acting all tough....me and my friend(who happens to be a god at reach) were just playing around having a good time...and we made the mistake of beating these guys sensless...so they challenged us to a match...2v4 how lame can you get...they horded all the weapons and we still managed to kill them....we later got reported for suspicion of modded content. lol

[XandWacky]

@theheadhunter163 People claiming to be MLG just seem to suck, but if your friend is a god, he deserves The Great not MLG. :)

[theheadhunter163]

@XandWacky he really does deserve it. lol

[redvsblue299]

@theheadhunter163 hahahahaha, those guys are pussies

[MultiDarkness17]

@theheadhunter163 well actually that is an accurate definition of an "MLG" player.

[theheadhunter163]

@nfire4 no, you can call me just a regular dood that likes to occasionally browse youtube and not try to provoke troll firefights like you sir.

[Toxicity1203]

What happened to cortana and todd and travis? They just like disappeared

[Greil9]

@Toxicity1203 Watch Conflict part 2. Then watch the eindign of King. you will understand.

[davidcd10]

"All this competitions giving me a major hard-on right now, I'm gonna go wack off"

"Yeah me too, wait for me man"

"I'll bet I'm harder than you"

"Fuck that, I'm rock solid!"

"Oh yeah? Prove it!"

"That's it, we're plugging in our vision cameras"

XD

[SereneiBE]

it's funny that those retards are making of other people.

[CFaux220]

1:25 that guy who lost 20 lbs and met that girl, yeah i was there one time. it was the time of my life. enjoy it while you can buddy, if you're lucky you'll keep the weight off, but the girl will break your heart, she'll put you in an emotional coma for two days, but you'll come out of it, better, and wiser for the experience. Also dead inside.

[SuperLegendOf364]

what does MLG really stand for? Don't hate me for not knowing halo.

[psyramids]

@SuperLegendOf364 'Major League Gaming'. It isn't just Halo related, Google it.

[alphakid15]

Lol theyre winded after 8 push ups

Theyre plugging in theyre vision cams...

[StoutShako2Refined]

@alphakid15

No shit sherlock. Obviously none of us saw this and we need you to point it out.

/sarcasm

[mrgame221]

MLG:Morons and Lame Gays

[lolman641]

chief is so gay 4.00

[le2k8]

MGL = tryhard tools

[Kybiosu]

What's an MLG?

[winterfoxisminenubz]

@Kybiosu MLG = Maggots Looking Gay

[Kybiosu]

@winterfoxisminenubz No, it's not. I know what it is now.



[winterfoxisminenubz]

@Kybiosu Derp :P

[T51BxMikey]

@Kybiosu Major League Gaming

[cheesychee23]

Lmao 2 b concluded

[foxpawsable]

400 ppl were MLG

[hitmonchan2092]

MLG players in a nutshell

[TheCattapilla]

mlgs are actualy like this thats the funny thing!

[arturius27]

"You're favorite show is on!" Lol rly Arbiter? Rly?

[MrBodycoat]

snif

[ArturoVideoful]

480p!!!! (happy face)

[lilrascal713]

Master chief up in this muther fucker wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo

[Zombiesavage100]

First words that master Chief says :sniff snif."

[Zombiesavage100]

SKIP INTRO AT 0:45



[jmiester25]

who the fuck didnt find this funny? fuckin tools. i think the thumb down whores personally thumb down just to be on the opposite side.

[GetAmpedDude]

cmon i can do push ups faster

[ultrajetfire12121212]

"mlg" dude is just jealous cause he doesnt have recon like chief does oh yeah

[Sarnius26]

0:43 SKIP INTRO

[hellbringer96]

MLG is a name that actually makes sense

Morons

Lacking

Gaming skills

[mrsupercoolify101]

@hellbringer96 Actually it would be

Men

Lacking

Girlfriends

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

@hellbringer96 technically it would be MLGS if it was

Morons

Lacking

Gaming Skills

[TheManwhoCan99]

@hellbringer96 or Major Loser Geeks

[TheManwhoCan99]

anyone else notice that one guy starts coughing after 7 pushups? I'm 14 and never turn my Xbox off but in gym class i have to do 10 pushups every day and even I dont suck that bad. (i strain through all 10 but i never cough) wait a minute, pushups dont even have anything to do with cardio! wait... i lost track of where i was. thumbs up if you dont want to thumbs up me i guess... and blah, blah, blah... im not really a thumbs up whore but i thought id try it. thumbs up to end child hunger... plz.

[roxorzboxorz13]

@TheManwhoCan99 lol

[Digitaldiscdrive]

@TheManwhoCan99 Guees youve succeded.

[DawgMagnet]

@TheManwhoCan99 oh now that even makes me feel bad, I'm 13 and I can hardly do one :| though I guess it makes sense because I'm severely underweight and I've got muscle problems...

[123ewell]

@TheManwhoCan99 btw u got thumbs lol

[NurseNoko]

@TheManwhoCan99 good try :D

[rbjnytfcuhvj]

@TheManwhoCan99 d00d. l1k3, 1t5 w44444y 0v3rd0n3 l1k3 my 1337. fuck u

[LardTardProductions]

@hellbringer96 Morons Lacking Girlfriends

[NO0Bstatus]

when people say "if i had ur address id fuck you up" i always give them my exact address. no ones visited me yet

[laughablemania]

man i liked old cheif better!

[kamakazemarine]

@ 1:15 I thought he waz gonna dis them so hard

[5124911Sean]

i hate it when they make a base specially that fuckin MLG player

[assassinman37]

Thats it, GET THE VISION CAMERAS!

[Mokualii09]

"wait for me man"? seriously?

VISION CAMERAS?!?!?! hahahahah

[HaloandDBZFan345]

FUCK YEH SON LES DO TIHS SHIT MASTUR CH33F UP IN TIHS MOTHR FUCKAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[StormtrooperTalk]

what happened to cortana and them?

[2011LilT]

Guy 1: Dude, I bet im harder than you right now.

Guy 2: Fuck that, Im rock solid!

Guy 1: Oh Yeah, Prove it.

Guy 2: Thats it, we're plugging in our vision cameras.

Me: WTF???!!!

[megahypernova]

480p? shit just got real!

[SrgntPwng]

wtf is the finish him thing??

[xtremenator2]

@SrgntPwng Its for Machinimas Mortal Combat series. They have the Finish Him! On almost every video it seems.

[jrthevirus17]

that red guy laughs funny thumbs up

[AkAKIiLlErZ]

4:04 woah nice controller XD!

[SimiLicius]

Wooooooooo xD!

[angelayala452]

mine is rock solid xD

[zorblake]

Totaly tichous

[Cheesycat501]

INTRO SKIP: 0:45

[Stalker99able]

"TO BE CONCLUDED" lolololololololololololol

[LMFAOCommercials]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know

[rockhoppe]

@LMFAOCommercials Dude how can You pass that shit on?! It gets so annoying -_- Stop telling people to play it if they don't feel like, If Bungie did not shut the Halo 2 Online Servers down then I don't think that they will shut down the Halo 3 Servers, And tell Your other friends whose comments You 'Passed on' to fuck off cause those comments are so overdone and annoying -_-

[LMFAOCommercials]

@rockhoppe sorry bro didn't mean to anger anyone :( just tryin to spread the word i'll stop

[rockhoppe]

@LMFAOCommercials It's fine, didn't mean to sound like an ass but I see those comments on like every video so it just gets quite annoying, I should've been more calm, Sorry.

[LMFAOCommercials]

@rockhoppe it alright bro i accept your apology :)

[rockhoppe]

@LMFAOCommercials And one more thing, Those comments are on like every video so stop it, I'm sure that with the ammount of people that already still play the game plus the people who have read the comments You and the other idiots put that there will be enough people online for Bungie to not shut down servers that they were not gonna shut down in the first place

[larabou1]

FUCKING ONLINE FUCKING COMMERCIALS FUCK>:o

[smaggerdagger]

Dksean1996 they dissapeared after master ch33f fought them

[dksean1996]

what ever happend to cortana and todd and the other guy?

[ZekesPiano]

MLG = Morons Lacking Girlfriends

[MarbalTm]

@ZekesPiano MLG = Minecrafters Lacking Gold

[cjgirllol]

If I win wil I get all the bitcheezz?

Yes, if you win you will get all the bitches.

[TomboTime]

man if i were the arbiter, i would have went back before i left and be like "one more thing" throw a plasma grenade in there, they all blow up and i'd be like "if your so good you'll know when thats coming next time"

[Cowpwnz]

@TomboTime arbiter isn't that immature to have the last word

[TomboTime]

@Cowpwnz its not about maturity dude. .  . .its about being AWESOME! XD

[Cowpwnz]

@TomboTime ... to him your dead, he said in hyper mail that immature people should have a bullet put through their head

[TomboTime]

@Cowpwnz dude. . . .just because the Arbiter likes to be an intellegant and decent person doesn't mean he wouldn't do stuff like that just for a good laugh. if you've watched the whole series, and i know you have, you'll remember him once thinking that Cheif ruining that wedding was hilarious.

[10201nick]

@TomboTime wow you guys are total MLGs,(reference to top comment) because youre arguing about the arbitur's maturity level n stuff lol

[TomboTime]

@10201nick indeed we are, my friend. indeed we are. im just continuing the conversation because i am bored and it is entertaining lol XD

[10201nick]

@TomboTime true , it was entertaining to read, i kno to hell id do it,

[Cowpwnz]

@TomboTime yeah, but this guy called him a cock mongling pussy, arbiter is usually only known for that when hes angry

[TomboTime]

@Cowpwnz whatever dude. . . just thought it'd be a funny idea XD

[Cowpwnz]

@TomboTime no... not really

[TomboTime]

@Cowpwnz ohhhh WHATEVER man! i got 16 thumbs up and counting thats good enough for me. XD

[TheDarthchief136]

@TomboTime yeah, I was thinking that same thing the whole fucking time XD aproacing greg: sniper head shot

[PivotAmateur1903]

@TomboTime man im thinking all the time like this when i play in Halo 3 roleplay server

[theBlackOut150]

Sniff sniff... XD

[xxxExCaliburxx]

anyone know what their talking about...... *cough* GAMEBATTLES

[MacLudd]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[TH3Tmonster]

cody:"beet you later"chief: "beat me off later"