Clerks-Jay and Silent Bob talk to Dante

[RolandDarth]

I love how Jay just changes, Calling Dante a faggot cocksmoker

[DaleRobby]

2:12 ........ACTING!!! lol

[samsonpker]

he is right most chicks will cheat on you

[JediRebelKid]

i know i felt like beatin it when i saw her.

[moosemf]

idk she was senile and shit. she used to fuckin piss herself all the time...... and shit herself. haha

[OctopusCarcass]

shit my grandma used to say, whats better a fuckgin good plate with nothin on it, no wait i fucked up, whats a good plate with nothin on it.

[MadGary222]

@mormakill $7 - $8 in New Jersey.

[Sassafras1991]

I love how Jay verbally assaults Dante as he leaves, after trying to give him some advice.

[nate556]

@Sassafras1991 Dante deserved it.

[MadScout]

@Sassafras1991: I nearly laughed myself to death when he did that.

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

A LMAO movie.

Love it.

George Vreeland Hill

[grecorobert97]

holy fuck jay looks so young in this but silent bob always looks the same

[MadGary222]

Wow $2.00 for a pack of cigs.... Times have changes SMH. Besides that Silent Bobs line in this part always give me the chills cause it the first time he ever talked in all of his movies and its so true.

[mormakill]

@MadGary222

How much is now ?

[TheEnoyeShow]

@mormakill Around $10

[MrItsabeautifulday]

What does siilent Bob say? I can't tell half the words.

[markbphotography]

@MrItsabeautifulday "you know theres a million fine lookig women in the world dude, but they dont all bring you lasagna at work, most of them just cheat on you." - silent bob

[BEATmyguest31]

such a brilliant film whether he knew it or not kevin smith was writing 1 of the most important films in my personal life

i think what made CLERKS so great was the fact that they were normal people who had hardly any money in there pocket 2 work with & kevin smith was doing the entire project on a DREAM

this film 2 me just screamed happiness, in an isolated shitty enviroment & i think we can all relate 2 that 1way or another

im sure im not the only one who agrees when i say THANK YOU KEV SMITH

[mrTacroy]

@BEATmyguest31 That's beautiful man!

[The1JAYJAY]

I loved Silent Bob's line. It was so simple and it wasn't pretentious. Just simply stating a fact that opened his eyes.

[widowmakermark]

Best Clerks scene

[nypad5]

LOL..he's right...i love her... CUT TO Randal LOOOLOL then shit hits the fan

[Z3koD3vo]

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

[yumyum97]

@Z3koD3vo haha thanks for posting, I didn't understand all the word he said !

[daraleekmyballz]

CMON LIMP DICK!

[ermonski]

silent bob's first words!

[IggyHazard]

Heh...he said "unloosen." XD

[van8ryan]

Apparently, Silent Bob's line was just the ending of Jay's whole thing, but Mewes had such a hard time with his lines, Kevin just took it. It works better this way, because I doubt the Jay character would be that on-the-nose with the last line.

[MaverickZ]

I don't know, she was senile and shit.

[therealsoulproduct]

Silent Bob always gave the best pearls of wisdom in the series.

[anthparsons1]

"didn't I see her change your tire once?"

"hey I jacked up the car, all she did was loosen the nuts and put the tire on"

lolol

[ThePatPat777]

...fuckin randall... ruined it for Dante.

[moondog2323]

There's a decimal point before the "5 cent candy". Sweet, half a cent candy!

[RobBobMarley]

wow 1994 cigarettes were cheap as hell

[SenorPackABowl]

Dante's a dick with em

I wish that just once a worked in a store like that

and there was drug dealers that blazed me out

everyday all day.

[mustymuf]

dude if Jay asked me to hang out I would be so down

[schlibbles3]

They are so young in this movie. Wow.

[loadifying]

Jay looks so little, <3

[187moose]

to glennjridge...... he is talking about the boardwalk dude... where else are you going to go to get fucked up other than the walk in jersey......PEACE

[staphoz]

look at how cheap cigarettes are OHH MY GODD

[AfrikaanPrincess]

What's a good plate with nothing on it. Can someone tell me what this means.

Thanks in advance :)

[davidsd40]

@AfrikaanPrincess What is the point point of having a fancy plate if there is no food to eat off of it? Meaning what is the point of having a relationship with a person who is not making your life better in a meaningful way.

[AfrikaanPrincess]

@davidsd40 Ohhh. Thanks mate, good expression.

[MadScout]

@davidsd40: That's so right, man. 

[righteousrat]

Don't know how you all feel about Kevin Smith, but I honestly believe this is one of the best movies in history. Great scene. Kevin Smith in his prime. He's something of a genius even if I don't like some of his movies. One of the best directors today !

[mpope6655]

Best scene. No contest.

[TheWarrior2Game7]

LOL @ them for stealing 5 cent candy.

[InsaneJohnny666]

come on silent bob let get fuck outta this fuckin jeb joint

with this fuckin faggot Dante

u cock smoker =D

no one can say it like jay best line ever thumbs up

[UR5U8700LTWB]

@InsaneJohnny666

laughing my ass off when he said that. Totally insults Dante.

[rawker617]

Just used this line on a kid...

[glennjridge]

when he says head over to atlantic...is he talking about a street, or atlantic city...?

[CitySkin09]

"It's time to kick back, drink some beers, and SHMOKE SHUM WEED!!"

[VergilsRespite]

Don't take your girlfriend for granted if she changes your fucking tire. That's commitment.

[mcul2112]

i wonder if any good looking chick has ever watched this scene and learned something....taken it to heart. thought, "that's me - i should stop."

probably not.

[MasterAdam100]

@mcul2112 Yeah, don't give them too much credit. Your gf is probably sucking some other guys dick right now. Mine was. Never found out who it was. Maybe it was you. =p

[ThisIsStupidist]

silent bob was never suppose to speak but jason was too fucked up to finish his lines

[campbell0804]

cigarettes are 1.95 back then haha, damn.

[c4r50n1]

I watched this for the first time last night. First View Askew movie I ever saw was Clerks II because of some clips I saw of Jay and Silent Bob. Then I saw Mall Rats and then Dogma and then Clerks the Cartoon and now FINALLY clerks. One of the best movies ever.

[ponageskater20]

Come on limp dick

[numerrita]

smoking weed smoking weed doing coke drinking beers

[VeniUbique]

I love Dante's sweater. Really dressed up for his date.

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

Aww they left out the part where it goes like

Jay: "what do you mean I poision the youth?"

Dante: "well you sell drugs to people with a drug addiction and exploit a weakness"

Jay:"Yeah but here the soda's 1.97 and in food city it's .99 but it's farther so people just go here because it's closer, Isn't that exploiting a weakness to?" that part was soo cool

[tspiliotis]

with this fuckin faggot dante

[lilstrutter68]

jay and silent bob are some of the most unique characters ive ever seen u hardly ever see this part of the human race in movies

[TheFacelessCrowd]

"I had some girlfriend's too, but all they wanted from me was weed n shit. Shit, my grandma used to always say, 'what's better, fuckin; a good plate with nothing on it?'..., No, wait, i fucked up, 'What's a good plate with nothing on it?'"

"...Meaning?"

"Iunno, she was all senile n shit. She used to piss herself all the time.... and shit herself. C'mon Silent Bob let's get the fuck outta this fuckin' jib joint, with this fuckin' faggot, Dante... you cock-smoker."

LMAO

[Slash85350]

No wait, I fucked up...

[dinnersforsuckers]

I love how jay`s trying to impart some heartfelt advice then just randomly goes off on a tear calling him a fucking fagot to end things.

[Eriknmagnet]

and Silent Bob...LAYS ...DOWN...the...LAW !!

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot.

[itsdanieyo]

Shit they look young here

[Hotpockets311]

dante is a cocksmoker

[bapyou]

I grew up in eastern Pennsylvania and knew guys exactly like Jay. The voice ... the insane patter ... the irreverence ... everything. Smith defined a 1970s/80s northeastern archetype when he created Jay's character.

[cvdqr]

No wait... I fucked up

[Asperuaca]

I grew up and currently live in Jersey. Clerks is a very good representation of how we act and speak! lol

[TheRealPikachu231]

@Asperuaca

Noise Noise,

Schmokin Weed, Schmokin weed,

Doin' coke, drikin' beers

I now want to live in NJ because of that.

[xXWoRMachineXx]

@Asperuaca

Kind of. I was just born in '94 so I don't know how we were rollin back then, but it's different now. :/

[babler08]

$1.79??? Must move to Jersey ASAP

[ShadyNJ]

@babler08 back in the 90's fool.

[2NDxDementionX322]

If there is one thing i learned from this movie, is that if a girl is sweet to you and your trying to get back with the ex, you got to know what each girl did for you and know which one really loves you. Treat your girl good, and dont try to change who you are as a person either.

[anotherpunkrocker]

@2NDxDementionX322

aww, how sweet...

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@2NDxDementionX322 word

[unluckymonkeyboy]

You cockSMOKER

[slayerzzzzzzzz]

that shit was deep yo...

[almost2714]

lmao wow jay looks so diff.

[chakra232]

YOU COCKSMOKER

[sethwoodring]

He looks 14 or something in this movie

[badskroy71]

@sethwoodring Yeah, he was young. Mewes was like just 18 or 19 when this movie was filmed.

[PatsOwn117]

they look so different in clerks then in jay and silent bob strike back and clerks 2

[STALKER1321]

You know there's a million fine looking women in the world dude, but they don't bring you Lasania at work, they just cheat on ya.

[danfrost313]

@STALKER1321 I'm sorry but I have to point this out...

*Lasagne :P

[nikkirei21]

Best Silent Bob quote ever

[riversidemofox]

I wish Jay was my friend and I'm not even sure why.

[mrwesdaddy]

Veronica might have been a loving girlfriend, but I personally dont know if I couldve handled the "37 dicks"revelation she laid on him earlier in the movie. Especially if I knew she went down on spacecase methhead-looking dudes like William. For all Dante Jay & S.Bob couldve been #34 and #35.

[bigman32193]

isnt there a part in this where jay explains to dante how his store's a ripoff and how some product is cheaper in another store or something?

[Pistolkid007]

Oh look at you - "I don't hang out with drug dealers"

[TomMc1980]

Brilliant! :D

[Marunniello]

Hey guys, what the hell does jay say at the end of the clip? LAMB DICK?

[lolspud]

@Marunniello Limp Dick.

[Marunniello]

"Shit, my grandma used to say what's better a fuckin good plate with nothin on it ,no wait i fucked up, what's a good plate with nothing on it" "Meaning?" "I don't know. She was senile and shit. She used to fuckin piss herself all the

time, and shit herself..Cmon silent bob let's get the fuck outta this fuckin jip joint, with this fuckin faggot Dante, you cock smoker.."

[carneilius]

@Marunniello BEST line in the MOVIE

[NAWmessiah]

1:35-1:50

best part

[raarset1]

I love clerks, but I just realized the acting is kinda bad.

[Rhyse001]

that's mainly just jay. he was meant to say the lasange line too but kept fucking it up and with clerks being such a low budget movie silent bob had to say it instead to save film

[captainawesome12678]

@raarset1 Thats because it was filmed on $25,000.its actually quite good for that amount of money.

[thedudeofrude]

Time to sit back, drink some beers and schmoke some weeed.

[NoPainNoGain2393]

ha Jay's singing the song he sings in Clerks 2

[darkmachinist]

@NoPainNoGain2393 he sang it in j+sb strike back before clerks II

[NoPainNoGain2393]

@darkmachinist and they have it in clerks II as well lol, I'm just saying it's fuckin hilarious

[darkmachinist]

@NoPainNoGain2393 word

[SolidusOtacon]

Silent Bob is unbelievably right in this scene

[Julius314159]

@SolidusOtacon No joke. Truer words are rarely spoken. I just learned this ( 1:59 ) the hard way.

[ICM4LIFE]

@Julius314159 LOL LOSER

[ProjectBonham]

@SolidusOtacon /agree

[gimmeAfrikkenNAME]

jay...

first cupcakes, now peppermints?!

[surfrider28]

I'll get this scene stuck in my head sometimes. Thanks for posting this!

[silentjav]

"What's better a fuckin...good plate with nothing on it? Oh wait, I fucked that up." brilliant!

[michaeljamesmccabe]

Is Jay saying, "jip joint" or, "jib joint"?

"Let's get out of this f'ing jip joint!"

[kurtfetherolf]

Gyp joint. That used to be a slang for a place where the prices were inflated.

[madtiger111]

Gyp as in gypsy as in ethnic slur about stereotypes concerning gypsies(Romany people).

[Sebasstian98]

absolutely