I herd Bushes voice on this video and I started scrambling to press the dislike button to show how much I dislike Bush him, alas in my flurry of desperation I pressed the like button. :(
Turns out this video was made to mock him so everything went better then expected.
The real insanity is that over 300 people voted that they disliked this video. Just goes to show that when you have a flagpole far enough up your ass, it punctures your brain.
I am just commenting to let CIA and ECHELON know I am NOT planning to bomb anything. I understand that you will have to listen in on everything I say and read all the e-mails I send to protect my right of privacy from undemocratic forces that might start controlling what I write and say without my permission. Also, since any terrorist would code their e-mails with unbreakable 256 bit encryption, trying to eavesdrop on them would make no sense at all. Always glad to help.
How does it feel to know your arianna huffington and michael moore love child Barak Hussain Obama just resigned the patriot act. Do you still feel the same way about it or does this change it all since Obama and Reid now like illegally wiretapping americans?
@Angelalynx999 no, i find it hilarous, that it took osama 1 day to kill 3000 americans, while americans took 3546 days to killl osama THATs mega LOOL, i loled when they jumped from twin towers.
@IWantToConvertToYou : It took a while to find Osama because muslims are lying pieces of pig shit. Personally I would like nothing better than to see America take complete control of the middle east and let those worthless sand niggers do what they do best, kill each other for what little scraps we decide to give them. Oh, and if I had any say all they would have to eat would be pork products. And if they don't like it well, there is always extermination like the vermin that they and you are. :)
It must be tough being a dumbass. Osama was trained by the CIA, that's not a conspiracy. The US tried to pull a Vietnam when the USSR invaded Afghanistan, and trained many Muslims for guerrilla warfare. Unfortunately, the Reagan administration was too stupid to realize how it could turn around and bite them in the ass.
@Kloborgg : I see another asshole has stepped up. I am aware of the events in Afghanistan and that was not what I was referring to but since I was not talking to you please refrain from butting in. Thank you. ^_^
@Kloborgg : You obviously have no clue what I was talking about. I thought I made it clear when I said "I am aware of the events in Afghanistan and that was not what I was referring to". But hey, why bother reading what I said or asking me what I meant? Just rush in with the insults, jump to conclusions, and proclaim yourself the victor in a discussion that only you are having! Now that's hilarious!
Oh, and calling someone you don't know a "dumbass" and a "retard" IS being a troll! ^_^
@Kloborgg "Am I doing it right?" - I suppose so. After all you are not contributing anything and are only having a temper tantrum. But you have certainly proved my point so I thank you for that. ^_^
Actually Osama didn't kill any Americans on 9/11, he sent a few brainwashed cronies to go die for him because he's a coward. And while it did us a long time to kill him, do you happen to know how many Al Qaeda and Taliban forces have died in the last 10 years? Here's a hint: a lot.
yeah "taliban and al qaeda" just like in vietnam, every rice farmer was a vietcong right ? oh the irony.....osama was a genuis since he passed away, he dragg america into a financial collaps. $ 14.399.240.401.530 US Dept(ATM)....it costs everage $ 50 million taxmoney to kill one real insurgent(inculding finding, money for food fuel equipment vehicle etc.) I would call it complete success by osama. He was trained by CIA, oh the irony again. Everytime you pay taxes, it will be wasted to kill some.
Hello- This is Al Qaeda operations- We are currently looking a new leader. Bin finally got it ! If you are American and not Islam, WE WILL KILL YOU !!!!! And since you are liable for his death- you need not apply. All applicants must have drivers liscence and a impressive prison records. Heavy beards and turbins a must. Thankyou and have a great day. Love to Allah and death to Americians
Al Qaeda are just like the Devil they are no good pieces of shits and if any of you middle eastern wanna side with your gonna be in the ground with them because the United States will fucking Bomb on your asses..GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!
@660Juggalo unfortunatly we cant outright bomb it as we have a moral obligation to protec innocent civilians so....... send the troops and the tanks and clear it house by house
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woah woah woah. hold your horses PAL!!. a nine eleven joke? isnt it a little too soon? Im still getting over the holocaust. some of my faverite movie producers are jewish
Why? Your lords name is not god, god is just a word used to describe a mythical deity, such as Zeus, Thor, Mithra, Wotan, Jupiter, Osiris, Odin etc. How do you know he wasn't referring to one of those gods?
When "God" is used as a proper noun, it is describing the name of the christian entity. What it isn't capitalized, or just used as a common noun, it is referring to an omnipotent being.
I know but we don't know what "god" he was referring to in the video that's my point, the Christian god has a proper name anyway Yahweh or Jehovah, so by saying "oh God", you're not really taking the Christian gods name is vain. It's simply a name that many different faiths use to refer to their "God". For example if a Hindu said "Oh God" they would not be referring to Yahweh.
I think you mean 'our', and he's your imaginary friend, not mine. Also if you are referring to the Jewish god of the bible his name is Yahweh, the only reason you call him God is because during the Greco-Roman period Jews started to used the word Elohim, god, to claim the Jewish god was the one and only god. So it's actually rather arrogant to call Yahweh God.
So if people started calling you God, does that make it your name? Does that make you a god? Calling Yahweh 'God' is the same as calling a human, Human and declaring he/she is the one true human.
I guess if people started calling me God it would be my name. I don't see any other reason they would call me God.
It would not be the same, because while there are "humans" there are not "gods." It would not make sense to have a classification for something there is only one of. Just like you said his name is God and not Yahweh.
That makes no sense, there are many supposed gods, hundreds of them. So to call one God is claiming all other gods are inferior to yours which is ridiculously arrogant, and you can't claim your god exists and all others don't as all 'gods' of all faiths have the same amount of evidence of existence, hardly any. As Steven Roberts said 'When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours'.
I don't think those "gods" have the proof God does. Look we both believe in God so let's just leave it at that. Steven Roberts is a tool and don't let him bother you. God bless :).
I don't believe in any god, I'm an atheist, and so are you when it comes to all other gods that came before yours, I just go one god further. Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
Well you've got it backwards I was raised religious, but I grew out of it eventually. Just like I grew out of believing in Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy.
Usually people believe in Santa Caus and the tooth fairy when they are young, and God when they get older. They are not connected in any way. I can already tell you are very religious. Perhaps it isn't even out of the question for you to do some ministering?
Haha that would be hilarious! "Ok people, listen up, the bible is clearly fiction, written by ignorant, misogynistic men and you've all been brainwashed into believing in a mythical deity with no evidence to back it up." Don't think it would go down too well. Plus your bible doesn't even permit me to talk in a church, let alone minister.
Are you insane? I just told you, according to your bible I'm not allowed to speak in church. Plus I'd be thrown out even if I tried, what would be the point.
has anyone got the new al queda hot line im goinmg to report thsi guy for using their zip in thier advert it sflase advertising al queda are intltled to legal protection as well they ahvent been found guilty fo anything apart from westren corruption.sorry guys they tapped my phones
The Patriot act, isn't it wonderful?
TehFunnehMann 1 week ago
lulz
HelFKiernan 2 weeks ago
I herd Bushes voice on this video and I started scrambling to press the dislike button to show how much I dislike Bush him, alas in my flurry of desperation I pressed the like button. :(
Turns out this video was made to mock him so everything went better then expected.
faceshed 3 weeks ago
allah ackbaaaaaar
thanksforthemessdick 1 month ago in playlist Comedy (best of)
Funny as hell!!!
shade9592 1 month ago
Its my city's phone number. Lahore, Pakistan
gnabeel 2 months ago
Hahahahaha! The arabic accent had me dying of laughter. <3
tickycup 2 months ago
The real insanity is that over 300 people voted that they disliked this video. Just goes to show that when you have a flagpole far enough up your ass, it punctures your brain.
MrPlanx 2 months ago
lol that's the worst Arabic accent I have ever heard
thejcjmguy 3 months ago
I am just commenting to let CIA and ECHELON know I am NOT planning to bomb anything. I understand that you will have to listen in on everything I say and read all the e-mails I send to protect my right of privacy from undemocratic forces that might start controlling what I write and say without my permission. Also, since any terrorist would code their e-mails with unbreakable 256 bit encryption, trying to eavesdrop on them would make no sense at all. Always glad to help.
Hopefulfilment 4 months ago
The Al Quaeda operator sounds so friendly.
miketwo345 4 months ago 7
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unhappy4life9 4 months ago
ALAH HUAKBAR
iambubbleman 4 months ago
lmfao this is hillarious. "We are definately on for tomorrow , people are so gonna die."
InKa4484 5 months ago 5
He sounds like Jon Lajoie in this video
Ollie12398 6 months ago
Lots of people don't like this one! Ingenious when a comedian can rile up the folks.
awreslr2 6 months ago
lol im a Muslim and I thought this was funny
TheAmericanMuslim100 7 months ago 4
Its even more awkward if you are brown...
Killzoneguy117 7 months ago
Well, at least his call wasn't dropped.
QBRebel16 7 months ago 5
is that clinton
Eminoglu03 7 months ago
@Eminoglu03 Zing!
TheAmericanMuslim100 7 months ago
Ciaozers
fuduzan5562 7 months ago
that would fucking suck!!!
Kansutachi 8 months ago
... Unplug it?
ZombieBite1991 8 months ago
that s funny, u even had the correct country code for afghanistan
FarhadBa 8 months ago
How does it feel to know your arianna huffington and michael moore love child Barak Hussain Obama just resigned the patriot act. Do you still feel the same way about it or does this change it all since Obama and Reid now like illegally wiretapping americans?
PrideoftheSouf 8 months ago
al qaida operations god why this happend to me this is gona be huge lolol
grass4life 8 months ago
Americans murderer osama illigaly without any justice.
IWantToConvertToYou 8 months ago
@IWantToConvertToYou "Americans murderer osama illigaly without any justice." - Aww, does that make you mad? Hehe. :)
Angelalynx999 8 months ago
@Angelalynx999 no, i find it hilarous, that it took osama 1 day to kill 3000 americans, while americans took 3546 days to killl osama THATs mega LOOL, i loled when they jumped from twin towers.
IWantToConvertToYou 8 months ago
@IWantToConvertToYou : It took a while to find Osama because muslims are lying pieces of pig shit. Personally I would like nothing better than to see America take complete control of the middle east and let those worthless sand niggers do what they do best, kill each other for what little scraps we decide to give them. Oh, and if I had any say all they would have to eat would be pork products. And if they don't like it well, there is always extermination like the vermin that they and you are. :)
Angelalynx999 8 months ago
@Angelalynx999 no, osama was trained by CIA, pork is very unhealthy, especially if your bodybuilder
IWantToConvertToYou 8 months ago
@IWantToConvertToYou : Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were just an asshole. I didn't realize that you were a nutty conspiracy theorist. ;)
Angelalynx999 8 months ago
@Angelalynx999
It must be tough being a dumbass. Osama was trained by the CIA, that's not a conspiracy. The US tried to pull a Vietnam when the USSR invaded Afghanistan, and trained many Muslims for guerrilla warfare. Unfortunately, the Reagan administration was too stupid to realize how it could turn around and bite them in the ass.
Kloborgg 8 months ago
@Kloborgg : I see another asshole has stepped up. I am aware of the events in Afghanistan and that was not what I was referring to but since I was not talking to you please refrain from butting in. Thank you. ^_^
You may now go back to troll the internet. Loser.
Angelalynx999 8 months ago
@Angelalynx999
Strange, whenever I prove someone wrong, they call me a "troll". You don't even know what a troll is. Retard.
Kloborgg 8 months ago
@Kloborgg : You obviously have no clue what I was talking about. I thought I made it clear when I said "I am aware of the events in Afghanistan and that was not what I was referring to". But hey, why bother reading what I said or asking me what I meant? Just rush in with the insults, jump to conclusions, and proclaim yourself the victor in a discussion that only you are having! Now that's hilarious!
Oh, and calling someone you don't know a "dumbass" and a "retard" IS being a troll! ^_^
Angelalynx999 8 months ago
@Angelalynx999
LOL TROLL!!
Kloborgg 8 months ago
@Kloborgg "LOL TROLL!!" - Thank you for admitting your trolling. At least you are honest about it. ^_^
Angelalynx999 8 months ago
@Angelalynx999
fail troll.
lolwut
cwutididthere
UMAD
^^
>>
-.-
Am I doing it right?
TROLL!
Kloborgg 8 months ago
@Kloborgg "Am I doing it right?" - I suppose so. After all you are not contributing anything and are only having a temper tantrum. But you have certainly proved my point so I thank you for that. ^_^
Angelalynx999 8 months ago
@Angelalynx999 And you're a douche, so shut up and live with it. Go fuck yourself.
amandygirl78 2 months ago
@amandygirl78 : And you're so cute! ^_^
Angelalynx999 2 months ago
@IWantToConvertToYou
Actually Osama didn't kill any Americans on 9/11, he sent a few brainwashed cronies to go die for him because he's a coward. And while it did us a long time to kill him, do you happen to know how many Al Qaeda and Taliban forces have died in the last 10 years? Here's a hint: a lot.
Kloborgg 8 months ago
yeah "taliban and al qaeda" just like in vietnam, every rice farmer was a vietcong right ? oh the irony.....osama was a genuis since he passed away, he dragg america into a financial collaps. $ 14.399.240.401.530 US Dept(ATM)....it costs everage $ 50 million taxmoney to kill one real insurgent(inculding finding, money for food fuel equipment vehicle etc.) I would call it complete success by osama. He was trained by CIA, oh the irony again. Everytime you pay taxes, it will be wasted to kill some.
IWantToConvertToYou 8 months ago
@IWantToConvertToYou
...No.
Kloborgg 8 months ago
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011 9242 9443 is a Pakistan number, I only know that cuz I just dialed it o.O
brittanyintoxxicated 8 months ago
011 9242 0443 is a Pakistan number, I only know that cuz I just dialed it o.O
brittanyintoxxicated 8 months ago 58
@brittanyintoxxicated
actually Pakistan number just starts with 00923 , no 0011 ...
Rinda93 7 months ago
@Rinda93 isnt 011 china?
dareapa1 5 months ago
@soccerules1031 no *67 hides your number. * 69 dials the last number that called you
szubanator 8 months ago
Has anyone actually called that phone number to see who it connects them with? lol
Burbridge92 8 months ago
@Burbridge92 lol, im gonna try that
alexmoskov 8 months ago
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Hello- This is Al Qaeda operations- We are currently looking a new leader. Bin finally got it ! If you are American and not Islam, WE WILL KILL YOU !!!!! And since you are liable for his death- you need not apply. All applicants must have drivers liscence and a impressive prison records. Heavy beards and turbins a must. Thankyou and have a great day. Love to Allah and death to Americians
Tom6093 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
exiledregiment 9 months ago
"Chowsers!"
lmao
xccmx 9 months ago
lol that is soooo wrongggg that you made the Al Qaeda base as Lahore, Pakistan.....
thats funny and sad at same time, cuz they are the one who suffered way more than we did.........
absarin2077 9 months ago
what was he talking about that people are so gonna die? edward plays halo or something?
mattakudesu 10 months ago
1:26 epic scream! XD
Informateux 10 months ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weirddudeonice 10 months ago
@soccerules1031 *69 is the last number that called you
GoddessFourWinds 11 months ago
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GoddessFourWinds 11 months ago
Lol, Queda, Al! that was genius.
mynameaborat993 1 year ago
...I hate it when that happens.
k7leetha 1 year ago 57
@k7leetha Tell me about it..
Theonegamefreak 7 months ago
I didn't know that *69 lead to Al Qaeda.
satinsguard 1 year ago
@satinsguard *69 dials the last number that called you.
CptSchmidt 10 months ago
XDDDDD
Ok, better read the Instruction book of your phone then xD
AkaiTsukiShimitsu 1 year ago
Ahahahahahahaha. *Whew* Funny stuff, ed
XAgentgirlX 1 year ago
U SUCK!!
isurfu2ube 1 year ago
*69 = al qaeda operations
terrorists blow (both ways)
Nubiex7 1 year ago
I don't get it...
Sweet94ify 1 year ago
why didn't he just take the jack out of the phone.
RainbowManification 1 year ago 3
This video is sheer brilliance!
oxilizz 1 year ago
awesome
cruciphile 1 year ago
why did he not just unplug the phone?
TheIcelandicPatriot 1 year ago
You are a fucking comedy genius.
xXSgtWolfXx 1 year ago
WTF?!?!?!?!?
MrAirbusDude 1 year ago
protect the American people and their freedoms...especially childish dickheads that make kiddy videos
coachtugger 1 year ago
alsome man lol
niseguy25 1 year ago
Al Qaeda
Al Mighty
I don't care, they are equally bad.
Ascensiam 1 year ago 2
epic lol
MrKovlad 1 year ago
LOL..
74GnomesAnDaBong 1 year ago
couldn't you.... just... destroy it?
recurveninja 1 year ago
Funny. Nice one.
CombatRocks 1 year ago
ROTFL :-D
kokopingo 1 year ago
Hahaha Qaeda, Al so funny!
TheAlebandro 1 year ago
lolz epic
l0rd0f0blivi0n 1 year ago
why do you have a pic of Bill Clinton
ladiesman2751 1 year ago
LMAO!!
PrometheusHR 1 year ago
you are watching the sand empire channel coming up more fun things
killing brother for having different ideas
beating and marrying 7 year old girl
shitting in bucket
and flying plane in big building
when return may allah be with you (only applies if you are 12 yr old virgin girl)
ssgkillsuall 1 year ago
Ed, you're as hilarious as ever.
Acorafication 1 year ago
Big brother is listening
EmperorOfMars 1 year ago
Pull the got damn cable out! Jeeez... ; )
MidwinterSon 1 year ago
thats wrong! cross missile knocks on doors!
adamrain12346 1 year ago
This dude is Awesome!!! I just keep watching it over it and over, hilarious!!!
pilotcapable 1 year ago
"ALLAH AKBAR!!!!" LOL
lilmo90 1 year ago 2
LOLLOL...Glad i stumbled on this... made my afternoon so far...too fuunnnyyy!!!!!
svagrod 1 year ago
Chowzers
Sambucacat 1 year ago
LOL!!!
letmethinking 1 year ago
are you a fucking neo-nazi?
garfishwalk 1 year ago
ROTFLMAO
motelcalifornia 1 year ago
This is kinda racist
kakake12 1 year ago
@kakake12
Grow a sense of humor.
F14ace 1 year ago
@kakake12
No shit retard..Its American Made fucking Faggot
Al Qaeda are just like the Devil they are no good pieces of shits and if any of you middle eastern wanna side with your gonna be in the ground with them because the United States will fucking Bomb on your asses..GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!
MMFWCL
660Juggalo 1 year ago
@660Juggalo unfortunatly we cant outright bomb it as we have a moral obligation to protec innocent civilians so....... send the troops and the tanks and clear it house by house
lonewolfM16 1 year ago
"QUAEDA - AL", that had me pissing myself!
paolo27th 1 year ago 2
lol :)
skmcarcrazy 1 year ago
lolz
MrClanzO 1 year ago
lol XD but i think you just proved your real religion by saying "oh my god"
starberry2947 1 year ago
very good
davanob 1 year ago
LOL!!! XD
japhill2 1 year ago
lmao
JEBendable 1 year ago
Haha! See how Bush & Cheney fucked up normal life, not al Qaeda.
licensedtolive 1 year ago 3
lol they have phone operators and customer service
SoldierCyfix 1 year ago 2
Al qaeda operations hahaha
Kydos37 1 year ago 70
ROFL!!!!!!
uare2cute 1 year ago
Next thing they'll boot down his door and taser him lol
Pulsar205 1 year ago
Cut the freaking cable already man!
tsonukarabocado 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK!
Abiqo 1 year ago 3
I didn't get it.
TorBarstad 1 year ago
What the fuck did you not get about it. Are you a fucking dumbass?? Why the fuck do we let you people breed. Son of a Bitch!!
blackyblackblack505 1 year ago
@blackyblackblack505 maybe people who can't express themselves without using profanities are actually the silent donkeys!
sincerehastings 1 year ago
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woah woah woah. hold your horses PAL!!. a nine eleven joke? isnt it a little too soon? Im still getting over the holocaust. some of my faverite movie producers are jewish
brudswick 1 year ago
@brudswick what are you? 80?
FrostfeverEU 1 year ago
lol! :¬D
smellydee 1 year ago 30
it was stupid but funny
VuileTeef 1 year ago
lol!
MikeDillon003 1 year ago
Well isn't that funny? You think all muslims are terrorists? Another Christian going to hell.......
chaos8111 1 year ago
No but most terroritst are Muslim
badpanda84 1 year ago 2
@badpanda84 i think that chaos8111 above you read your comment as saying most muslims are terrorists. let's take him out.
szubanator 8 months ago
When someone think about islam or muslim the second thing on his mind is terrorism!
nidzaPFC 1 year ago
lol-too funny
ladycgreen 1 year ago
This is funny but if you are a Christian than please don't use the LORDS name in vein.
TheAsharedhett 2 years ago
Why? Your lords name is not god, god is just a word used to describe a mythical deity, such as Zeus, Thor, Mithra, Wotan, Jupiter, Osiris, Odin etc. How do you know he wasn't referring to one of those gods?
FGP02 2 years ago
When "God" is used as a proper noun, it is describing the name of the christian entity. What it isn't capitalized, or just used as a common noun, it is referring to an omnipotent being.
LinksCompany 2 years ago
I know but we don't know what "god" he was referring to in the video that's my point, the Christian god has a proper name anyway Yahweh or Jehovah, so by saying "oh God", you're not really taking the Christian gods name is vain. It's simply a name that many different faiths use to refer to their "God". For example if a Hindu said "Oh God" they would not be referring to Yahweh.
FGP02 2 years ago
@FGP02 They might be. Are you mind reader?
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
says who - that isnt an offical rule.
badpanda84 1 year ago
@LinksCompany
Ever tried capitalizing a word in speech? I haven't, but I hear it's pretty hard.
Obversity 1 year ago
"is used as a proper noun"
Maybe when you re-read that, I won't have to explain it.
LinksCompany 1 year ago
@LinksCompany
True. Apologies for my flippant reply. =P
Obversity 1 year ago
No problem.
...and "flippant"... I like that word, I'm going to have to start using it now.
LinksCompany 1 year ago
@FGP02 Are lords name is "God."
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
I think you mean 'our', and he's your imaginary friend, not mine. Also if you are referring to the Jewish god of the bible his name is Yahweh, the only reason you call him God is because during the Greco-Roman period Jews started to used the word Elohim, god, to claim the Jewish god was the one and only god. So it's actually rather arrogant to call Yahweh God.
FGP02 1 year ago
He's not my imaginery friend. My imaginary friend's name is Milton.
Yahweh was his old name. He goes by God now.
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
So if people started calling you God, does that make it your name? Does that make you a god? Calling Yahweh 'God' is the same as calling a human, Human and declaring he/she is the one true human.
FGP02 1 year ago
I guess if people started calling me God it would be my name. I don't see any other reason they would call me God.
It would not be the same, because while there are "humans" there are not "gods." It would not make sense to have a classification for something there is only one of. Just like you said his name is God and not Yahweh.
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
That makes no sense, there are many supposed gods, hundreds of them. So to call one God is claiming all other gods are inferior to yours which is ridiculously arrogant, and you can't claim your god exists and all others don't as all 'gods' of all faiths have the same amount of evidence of existence, hardly any. As Steven Roberts said 'When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours'.
FGP02 1 year ago
I don't think those "gods" have the proof God does. Look we both believe in God so let's just leave it at that. Steven Roberts is a tool and don't let him bother you. God bless :).
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
I don't believe in any god, I'm an atheist, and so are you when it comes to all other gods that came before yours, I just go one god further. Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
FGP02 1 year ago
Well, now all you have to do is go back one God like me. Then you'll be okay. Just give it some time.
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
Well you've got it backwards I was raised religious, but I grew out of it eventually. Just like I grew out of believing in Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy.
FGP02 1 year ago
Usually people believe in Santa Caus and the tooth fairy when they are young, and God when they get older. They are not connected in any way. I can already tell you are very religious. Perhaps it isn't even out of the question for you to do some ministering?
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
Haha that would be hilarious! "Ok people, listen up, the bible is clearly fiction, written by ignorant, misogynistic men and you've all been brainwashed into believing in a mythical deity with no evidence to back it up." Don't think it would go down too well. Plus your bible doesn't even permit me to talk in a church, let alone minister.
FGP02 1 year ago
So is that a yes?
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
Are you insane? I just told you, according to your bible I'm not allowed to speak in church. Plus I'd be thrown out even if I tried, what would be the point.
FGP02 1 year ago
No. You can speak in church I just checked. Now that we both agree you want to do it, and nothing is stopping you!
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
No I can't according to your bible, have you even read it? Go read Corinthians 14: 34-36.
FGP02 1 year ago
Be like Nike. Just do it!
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
Ok you're clearly insane, or really bad at sarcasm.
FGP02 1 year ago 3
The only thing I am insane about is helping. I will do whatever I can to help you as long as you ask. Tell me how it works out man. God bless :).
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
Wow that's horrible, I must have glossed over that bit.
38's pretty terrible also.
"But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant."
Teach the ignorant! Holy cow!!
No one should be allowed to wallow in the filth of ignorance. Ignorance is the result of one of the seven deadly sins, Sloth.
L00NGB00W 1 year ago
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u r 1 googly eyed fucker
J4YM5 1 year ago
Hmm.. I'll take that as a compliment :)
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
dont take it as a compliment. it means you walk into walls and are very unattractive to the opposite sex
J4YM5 1 year ago
I think we can both agree you think I am attractive.
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
lol.
I am Human. The one true human. Thou shalt worship no other Humans before me.
You just made my day. =)
L00NGB00W 1 year ago
I try. =P
FGP02 1 year ago
Lol. Misspelled vain. R-tard.
gwydyon2525 2 years ago
@TheAsharedhett actually the bible says to kill non believers also...
wormsgarrett1 1 year ago
Hehe I'm guessing Edward is a liberal from his videos.
Belloran24 2 years ago
@Belloran24 I'm guessing he is a retard from his videos.
sh4rpsh0t33 1 year ago
"If this is Al, then where totally on for tomarrow night, it's gonna be huge people will just die"
LMAO!!
4peace2008 2 years ago 4
Lol I love the guy below that said Bush is peace loving
kinsuna 2 years ago
Chowzers!
XxdavidbeckerxX 2 years ago
"Al Qaeda operations, how may I direct your call?"
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
geonerd 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Chowzers!" ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cooldudethegreatspy 2 years ago
has anyone got the new al queda hot line im goinmg to report thsi guy for using their zip in thier advert it sflase advertising al queda are intltled to legal protection as well they ahvent been found guilty fo anything apart from westren corruption.sorry guys they tapped my phones
delpha3110 2 years ago
PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!! Roflmao
Aceripper13 2 years ago
hahahaha
pliskn11 2 years ago