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  • The Patriot act, isn't it wonderful?

  • lulz

  • I herd Bushes voice on this video and I started scrambling to press the dislike button to show how much I dislike Bush him, alas in my flurry of desperation I pressed the like button. :(

    Turns out this video was made to mock him so everything went better then expected.

  • allah ackbaaaaaar

  • Funny as hell!!!

  • Its my city's phone number. Lahore, Pakistan

  • Hahahahaha! The arabic accent had me dying of laughter. <3

  • The real insanity is that over 300 people voted that they disliked this video. Just goes to show that when you have a flagpole far enough up your ass, it punctures your brain.

  • lol that's the worst Arabic accent I have ever heard

  • I am just commenting to let CIA and ECHELON know I am NOT planning to bomb anything. I understand that you will have to listen in on everything I say and read all the e-mails I send to protect my right of privacy from undemocratic forces that might start controlling what I write and say without my permission. Also, since any terrorist would code their e-mails with unbreakable 256 bit encryption, trying to eavesdrop on them would make no sense at all. Always glad to help.

  • The Al Quaeda operator sounds so friendly.

  • ALAH HUAKBAR

  • lmfao this is hillarious. "We are definately on for tomorrow , people are so gonna die."

  • He sounds like Jon Lajoie in this video

  • Lots of people don't like this one! Ingenious when a comedian can rile up the folks.

  • lol im a Muslim and I thought this was funny

  • Its even more awkward if you are brown...

  • Well, at least his call wasn't dropped.

  • is that clinton

  • @Eminoglu03 Zing!

  • Ciaozers

  • that would fucking suck!!!

  • ... Unplug it?

  • that s funny, u even had the correct country code for afghanistan

  • How does it feel to know your arianna huffington and michael moore love child Barak Hussain Obama just resigned the patriot act. Do you still feel the same way about it or does this change it all since Obama and Reid now like illegally wiretapping americans?

  • al qaida operations god why this happend to me this is gona be huge lolol

  • Americans murderer osama illigaly without any justice.

  • @IWantToConvertToYou "Americans murderer osama illigaly without any justice." - Aww, does that make you mad? Hehe. :)

  • @Angelalynx999 no, i find it hilarous, that it took osama 1 day to kill 3000 americans, while americans took 3546 days to killl osama THATs mega LOOL, i loled when they jumped from twin towers.

  • @IWantToConvertToYou : It took a while to find Osama because muslims are lying pieces of pig shit. Personally I would like nothing better than to see America take complete control of the middle east and let those worthless sand niggers do what they do best, kill each other for what little scraps we decide to give them. Oh, and if I had any say all they would have to eat would be pork products. And if they don't like it well, there is always extermination like the vermin that they and you are. :)

  • @Angelalynx999 no, osama was trained by CIA, pork is very unhealthy, especially if your bodybuilder

  • @IWantToConvertToYou : Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were just an asshole. I didn't realize that you were a nutty conspiracy theorist. ;)

  • @Angelalynx999

    It must be tough being a dumbass. Osama was trained by the CIA, that's not a conspiracy. The US tried to pull a Vietnam when the USSR invaded Afghanistan, and trained many Muslims for guerrilla warfare. Unfortunately, the Reagan administration was too stupid to realize how it could turn around and bite them in the ass.

  • @Kloborgg : I see another asshole has stepped up. I am aware of the events in Afghanistan and that was not what I was referring to but since I was not talking to you please refrain from butting in. Thank you. ^_^

    You may now go back to troll the internet. Loser.

  • @Angelalynx999

    Strange, whenever I prove someone wrong, they call me a "troll". You don't even know what a troll is. Retard.

  • @Kloborgg : You obviously have no clue what I was talking about. I thought I made it clear when I said "I am aware of the events in Afghanistan and that was not what I was referring to". But hey, why bother reading what I said or asking me what I meant? Just rush in with the insults, jump to conclusions, and proclaim yourself the victor in a discussion that only you are having! Now that's hilarious!

    Oh, and calling someone you don't know a "dumbass" and a "retard" IS being a troll! ^_^

  • @Angelalynx999

    LOL TROLL!!

  • @Kloborgg "LOL TROLL!!" - Thank you for admitting your trolling. At least you are honest about it. ^_^

  • @Angelalynx999

    fail troll.

    lolwut

    cwutididthere

    UMAD

    ^^

    >>

    -.-

    Am I doing it right?

    TROLL!

  • @Kloborgg "Am I doing it right?" - I suppose so. After all you are not contributing anything and are only having a temper tantrum. But you have certainly proved my point so I thank you for that. ^_^

  • @Angelalynx999 And you're a douche, so shut up and live with it. Go fuck yourself.

  • @amandygirl78 : And you're so cute! ^_^

  • @IWantToConvertToYou

    Actually Osama didn't kill any Americans on 9/11, he sent a few brainwashed cronies to go die for him because he's a coward. And while it did us a long time to kill him, do you happen to know how many Al Qaeda and Taliban forces have died in the last 10 years? Here's a hint: a lot.

  • yeah "taliban and al qaeda" just like in vietnam, every rice farmer was a vietcong right ? oh the irony.....osama was a genuis since he passed away, he dragg america into a financial collaps. $ 14.399.240.401.530 US Dept(ATM)....it costs everage $ 50 million taxmoney to kill one real insurgent(inculding finding, money for food fuel equipment vehicle etc.) I would call it complete success by osama. He was trained by CIA, oh the irony again. Everytime you pay taxes, it will be wasted to kill some.

  • 011 9242 0443 is a Pakistan number, I only know that cuz I just dialed it o.O

  • @brittanyintoxxicated

    actually Pakistan number just starts with 00923 , no 0011 ...

  • @Rinda93 isnt 011 china?

  • @soccerules1031 no *67 hides your number. * 69 dials the last number that called you

  • Has anyone actually called that phone number to see who it connects them with? lol

  • @Burbridge92 lol, im gonna try that

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • "Chowsers!"

    lmao

  • lol that is soooo wrongggg that you made the Al Qaeda base as Lahore, Pakistan.....

    thats funny and sad at same time, cuz they are the one who suffered way more than we did.........

  • what was he talking about that people are so gonna die? edward plays halo or something?

  • 1:26  epic scream! XD

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @soccerules1031 *69 is the last number that called you

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  • Lol, Queda, Al! that was genius.

  • ...I hate it when that happens.

  • @k7leetha Tell me about it..

  • I didn't know that *69 lead to Al Qaeda.

  • @satinsguard *69 dials the last number that called you.

  • XDDDDD

    Ok, better read the Instruction book of your phone then xD

  • Ahahahahahahaha. *Whew* Funny stuff, ed

  • U SUCK!!

  • *69 = al qaeda operations

    terrorists blow (both ways)

  • I don't get it...

  • why didn't he just take the jack out of the phone.

  • This video is sheer brilliance!

  • awesome

  • why did he not just unplug the phone?

  • You are a fucking comedy genius.

  • WTF?!?!?!?!?

  • protect the American people and their freedoms...especially childish dickheads that make kiddy videos

  • alsome man lol

  • Al Qaeda

    Al Mighty

    I don't care, they are equally bad.

  • epic lol

  • LOL..

  • couldn't you.... just... destroy it?

  • Funny. Nice one.

  • ROTFL :-D

  • Hahaha Qaeda, Al so funny!

  • lolz epic

  • why do you have a pic of Bill Clinton

  • LMAO!! 

  • you are watching the sand empire channel coming up more fun things

    killing brother for having different ideas

    beating and marrying 7 year old girl

    shitting in bucket

    and flying plane in big building

    when return may allah be with you (only applies if you are 12 yr old virgin girl)

  • Ed, you're as hilarious as ever.

  • Big brother is listening

  • Pull the got damn cable out! Jeeez... ; )

  • thats wrong! cross missile knocks on doors!

  • This dude is Awesome!!! I just keep watching it over it and over, hilarious!!!

  • "ALLAH AKBAR!!!!" LOL

  • LOLLOL...Glad i stumbled on this... made my afternoon so far...too fuunnnyyy!!!!!

  • Chowzers

  • LOL!!!

  • are you a fucking neo-nazi?

  • ROTFLMAO

  • This is kinda racist

  • @kakake12

    Grow a sense of humor.

  • @kakake12

    No shit retard..Its American Made fucking Faggot

    Al Qaeda are just like the Devil they are no good pieces of shits and if any of you middle eastern wanna side with your gonna be in the ground with them because the United States will fucking Bomb on your asses..GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

    MMFWCL

  • @660Juggalo unfortunatly we cant outright bomb it as we have a moral obligation to protec innocent civilians so....... send the troops and the tanks and clear it house by house

  • "QUAEDA - AL", that had me pissing myself!

  • lol :)

  • lolz

  • lol XD but i think you just proved your real religion by saying "oh my god"

  • very good

  • LOL!!! XD

  • lmao

  • Haha! See how Bush & Cheney fucked up normal life, not al Qaeda.

  • lol they have phone operators and customer service

  • Al qaeda operations hahaha

  • ROFL!!!!!!

  • Next thing they'll boot down his door and taser him lol

  • Cut the freaking cable already man!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK!

  • I didn't get it.

  • What the fuck did you not get about it. Are you a fucking dumbass?? Why the fuck do we let you people breed. Son of a Bitch!!

  • @blackyblackblack505 maybe people who can't express themselves without using profanities are actually the silent donkeys!

  • @brudswick what are you? 80?

  • lol! :¬D

  • it was stupid but funny

  • lol!

  • Well isn't that funny? You think all muslims are terrorists? Another Christian going to hell.......

  • No but most terroritst are Muslim

  • @badpanda84 i think that chaos8111 above you read your comment as saying most muslims are terrorists. let's take him out.

  • When someone think about islam or muslim the second thing on his mind is terrorism!

  • lol-too funny

  • This is funny but if you are a Christian than please don't use the LORDS name in vein.

  • Why? Your lords name is not god, god is just a word used to describe a mythical deity, such as Zeus, Thor, Mithra, Wotan, Jupiter, Osiris, Odin etc. How do you know he wasn't referring to one of those gods?

  • When "God" is used as a proper noun, it is describing the name of the christian entity. What it isn't capitalized, or just used as a common noun, it is referring to an omnipotent being.

  • I know but we don't know what "god" he was referring to in the video that's my point, the Christian god has a proper name anyway Yahweh or Jehovah, so by saying "oh God", you're not really taking the Christian gods name is vain. It's simply a name that many different faiths use to refer to their "God". For example if a Hindu said "Oh God" they would not be referring to Yahweh.

  • @FGP02 They might be. Are you mind reader?

  • says who - that isnt an offical rule.

  • @LinksCompany

    Ever tried capitalizing a word in speech? I haven't, but I hear it's pretty hard.

  • "is used as a proper noun"

    Maybe when you re-read that, I won't have to explain it.

  • @LinksCompany

    True. Apologies for my flippant reply. =P

  • No problem.

    ...and "flippant"... I like that word, I'm going to have to start using it now.

  • @FGP02 Are lords name is "God."

  • I think you mean 'our', and he's your imaginary friend, not mine. Also if you are referring to the Jewish god of the bible his name is Yahweh, the only reason you call him God is because during the Greco-Roman period Jews started to used the word Elohim, god, to claim the Jewish god was the one and only god. So it's actually rather arrogant to call Yahweh God.

  • He's not my imaginery friend. My imaginary friend's name is Milton.

    Yahweh was his old name. He goes by God now.

  • So if people started calling you God, does that make it your name? Does that make you a god? Calling Yahweh 'God' is the same as calling a human, Human and declaring he/she is the one true human.

  • I guess if people started calling me God it would be my name. I don't see any other reason they would call me God.

    It would not be the same, because while there are "humans" there are not "gods." It would not make sense to have a classification for something there is only one of. Just like you said his name is God and not Yahweh.

  • That makes no sense, there are many supposed gods, hundreds of them. So to call one God is claiming all other gods are inferior to yours which is ridiculously arrogant, and you can't claim your god exists and all others don't as all 'gods' of all faiths have the same amount of evidence of existence, hardly any. As Steven Roberts said 'When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours'.

  • I don't think those "gods" have the proof God does. Look we both believe in God so let's just leave it at that. Steven Roberts is a tool and don't let him bother you. God bless :).

  • I don't believe in any god, I'm an atheist, and so are you when it comes to all other gods that came before yours, I just go one god further. Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.

  • Well, now all you have to do is go back one God like me. Then you'll be okay. Just give it some time.

  • Well you've got it backwards I was raised religious, but I grew out of it eventually. Just like I grew out of believing in Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy.

  • Usually people believe in Santa Caus and the tooth fairy when they are young, and God when they get older. They are not connected in any way. I can already tell you are very religious. Perhaps it isn't even out of the question for you to do some ministering?

  • Haha that would be hilarious! "Ok people, listen up, the bible is clearly fiction, written by ignorant, misogynistic men and you've all been brainwashed into believing in a mythical deity with no evidence to back it up." Don't think it would go down too well. Plus your bible doesn't even permit me to talk in a church, let alone minister.

  • So is that a yes?

  • Are you insane? I just told you, according to your bible I'm not allowed to speak in church. Plus I'd be thrown out even if I tried, what would be the point.

  • No. You can speak in church I just checked. Now that we both agree you want to do it, and nothing is stopping you!

  • No I can't according to your bible, have you even read it? Go read Corinthians 14: 34-36.

  • Be like Nike. Just do it!

  • Ok you're clearly insane, or really bad at sarcasm.

  • The only thing I am insane about is helping. I will do whatever I can to help you as long as you ask. Tell me how it works out man. God bless :).

  • Wow that's horrible, I must have glossed over that bit.

    38's pretty terrible also.

    "But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant."

    Teach the ignorant! Holy cow!!

    No one should be allowed to wallow in the filth of ignorance. Ignorance is the result of one of the seven deadly sins, Sloth.

  • Hmm.. I'll take that as a compliment :)

  • dont take it as a compliment. it means you walk into walls and are very unattractive to the opposite sex

  • I think we can both agree you think I am attractive.

  • lol.

    I am Human. The one true human. Thou shalt worship no other Humans before me.

    You just made my day. =)

  • I try. =P

  • Lol. Misspelled vain. R-tard.

  • @TheAsharedhett actually the bible says to kill non believers also...

  • Hehe I'm guessing Edward is a liberal from his videos.

  • @Belloran24 I'm guessing he is a retard from his videos.

  • "If this is Al, then where totally on for tomarrow night, it's gonna be huge people will just die"

    LMAO!!

  • Lol I love the guy below that said Bush is peace loving

  • Chowzers!

  • "Al Qaeda operations, how may I direct your call?"

    LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

  • has anyone got the new al queda hot line im goinmg to report thsi guy for using their zip in thier advert it sflase advertising al queda are intltled to legal protection as well they ahvent been found guilty fo anything apart from westren corruption.sorry guys they tapped my phones

  • PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!! Roflmao

  • hahahaha