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  • Bitches love cannons

  • GET THAT BITCH A CANNON!! BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!!!!

  • @RebelDisturbed1 YEAH!!! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT XD

    ALWAYS A FAN OF HELLSING ABRIDGE

  • so....Alucard, do to him being well a living embodiment of the Apocalypse(just see Ova 8!!), gets a gun..the size of a small RIFLE with 12-mm silver anti-zombie bullets, Sera being a weak fledgling vampire(still superhumanly strong can knock out a nosebleed with a flick of her finger) gets....a freaking CANNON that can fire INCENDIARY and DEPLETED URANIUM shells...@_@..what do they give to the HUMANS.....NUKES???!!

  • Bitches Love Cannons!!! :P

  • "Jesus Christ is in Heaven now."

  • "fuck. thats an Anti-tank rifle. FUCK! THATS AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!"

    "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS."

  • Seras:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

    me:he just told you....

  • @MrDynogames i would have to agree with you there dude you would pull the trigger and then have to pay to have your hand removed from either your face or shoulder

  • GET THAT BITCH A CANNON, BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!

  • i so want the jackel lol :) so cooolllllllllllllll

  • @thedeathhorse007 you'd dislocate your arm in 3 places, break 4 bones, and fracture any remaining, by firing 1 shot.

  • PERFECTION :3

  • Those guns are so powerful I bet they can annihilate legions of Twilight fangirls.

  • @garamonde unfortunately I don't think anything is quite powerful enough to do that.....

  • @RuvenSr Except Alucard's pimp hand.

  • @RuvenSr PLEASE SIR!! let the man dream...

  • @RuvenSr It is that powerful...they just need a whole LOT of ammo.

  • @RuvenSr I think if Alucard summoned up all the armies he has devouvered over the last hundreds of years he might stand a chance against them

  • lol you can tell alucard just got an orgasm from walter talking about the jackal

  • From my opinion, the voice actor they chose for Alucard is not the best choice. Someone with a deeper voice and a slight accent would have made him.

  • @Metrokiller555 crispin freeman is the voice actor for Alucard, check his other work. He's a really good voice actor.

  • I want the Harkonnen.

  • Alucard: I need a new gun and also one for the police girl

    Seras: But I already have a gun.

    Alucard: Give that bitch cannon. Bitches love cannons

  • 0:07 shivers down my spine....

  • I wanna harkonnen!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bitches love CANNONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OH FUCK! THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

  • The way Victoria was checking out the Alucard's gun made her look like she was seeing a gun for the first time. In case the makers don't remember, she's supposed to be a trained police officer, capable of assembling and disassembling guns at ease. One would expect a couple of proffessional fcomments on the gun instead of "WOW! It's amazing! OMG!" even if it is as amazing as it is.

  • @KostasTheDark Except thats not a gun she's ever seen, or infact anyones ever seen. both Alucards Cassul and Jackel are custom made guns for himself. I'm sure that if you gave those guns to other police officers they'd say the same thing.

  • @KostasTheDark well of course she seen guns, but mostly small handguns and maybe some rifles, but she never seen the special anti-vampire guns before, hence why she freak out seeing her gun which happens to be a cannon the size of a tiger.

  • Alucard uses guns to give his enemies a chance and false hope...like Luke Valentine. xD

  • Give the bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons ;)

  • Seras: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!

    Honestly Seras? He just told you! No need to knock the whole mansion down..

  • He uses guns to handicap himself.

  • @89Dustdevil Yeah that's possible.I think he just likes guns though lol

  • walter knows what shes likes ;)

  • im sorry but any guns with has a very long barrel although may be powerful but it just looks crap

  • Oh shit. I haven't seen much of hellsing ultimate, but I just realized that the voice actor of walter is the same guy who reads the audiobooks of the Chronicles of Gor. O.O TARL CABOT FTW.

  • the jackel compared to the desert eagle:

    13 milimeters is about 1/2 an inch,or in other words 0.50 ae rounds.-same round size.

    lengh-39 cm=15.6 inch,tiwce as long as the desert eagle which is 7.3 inch long.

    weigth:16 kg for the jackel,2.75 as much as the desert eagle.

  • @DeMishMIsh In other words, it is the desert eagle on a steroids!!!

  • @Alesmulski yup- a desert eagle with a barrel twice as long and twice as heavy :P

  • @DeMishMIsh two words... ooh- Fucking- rah.

  • @Alesmulski lol yeah xD

  • sorry about the other one i meant to say she'll sink england

  • yeesh quit freaking out walter she'll england

  • =HELLSING WITH ENGLISH SOUNDING IS UNWATCHABLE

    =VOICES JUST CHECKED UP AMFUL=.......

    =BETTER WATCH WITH SUBS OR SIMPLY DO NOT THROW OUT ORIGINAL SOUNDING

  • @robotnikkkk1 Crispan Freeman is what makes Hellsing epic. Original sounding is only decent for Seras. Even Takahata101 is better than origial subs

  • @Pyro6Burning6Gundam6 =HMMMMMMM NOPEE,NOT EPIC ENOUGH BECAUSE OF TOO FLAT WITHOUT ANY SPECIAL

    =JAPENESE ORIGINAL VOICE WAS IDEAL FOR ALUCARD

    =IF U THINKING DIFFERENT YOUR MIND SO FLAT AS PANCAKE HEHE HOW ALUCARD'S ENGLISH VOICE IS TOO HEHE

  • @robotnikkkk1 yeah, just going to consider your posts spam since you're just a troll who can't spell for shit and uses caps to compensate for baby dick. you don't like it, just simply avoid the vid troll and stfu, Dubs are better than subs in my opinion so deal with it weaboo

  • @Pyro6Burning6Gundam6 =HMMMM SO U ARE FROM THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINKING THAT ALL WORLD SPINNING ONLY FOR THEM AND ALL PEOPLE MUST WANT TO B USEFUL TO U HEHE AND IF SOMEONE DONT WANT B USEFUL TO U U,U TRYING TO MAKE THAT PERSON WANTING TO B USEFUL FOR U,AS SIMPLE FUCKING BITCH BUT SORRY HEHE IF SOMEONE IS SOMEONE THAT ONLY U ARE AND U'RE A BITCH BY THIS WAY HEHE

    =HMM THAT CAN B CURED ONLY BY RIPPING YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF=BECAUSE SAY SOMTHING TO STUPID BITCH LIKE U IS USELESS

  • @Pyro6Burning6Gundam6 =AND U WATCHED ON YOUR THOUGHTS WHEN U TYPED WHAT U'VE WRITTEN HEHE=AND FOUND THAT U THINKING LIKE THIS BASING ONLY BY ONLY YOUR PLEASURE HEHE

    =I BASING MY CONCLUSIONS ON REAL FACTS HEHE NOT ON MY OPINION HEHE

    =JAPANESE VOICE ACTORS WRKED WITH MORE TALENT THAT ENGLISH HEHE SO NEVER SOME ELSE SOUNDING WILL B GREATER HEHE

    =BUUT IF SOMEONE HATE SUBS,HE HAS TO WATCH DUBBING WHAT'S VOICED ACTUALLY WORSER THAN JAPANESE ACTORS'

    =THAT'S TRUTH HEHE

  • You think Seras would at least say thankyou for the new weapon, but instead she flips out!

    How rude!

  • LOL! Seras's reaction to the cannon is hilarious. :D

  • I think we're all forgetting the fact that Alucard is an undead apocalypse on legs. Does he really need guns? I mean, has anyone else seen the Hellhounds that he uses to turn Luke Valentine into a bloody mess on the ground?

    That's a whole new mess of trouble, and the shadow-energy dogs are just the first of his many strange and awesome powers.

  • @NicholasGeschke Well don't you think that every being as powerful as Alucard should have st least 50 or so potentially life threatening hobbies.

  • @RuvenSr 50 seems a very low...

  • @NicholasGeschke Yeah. I think he uses guns just to mostly have fun. Alucard doesnt just kill you. He humiliates you, tortures you, then when its time, he kills you. His guns are like his toys.

  • @NicholasGeschke that might be true but he still wants to have stile killing his opponents till he gets to release his level restrictions. And he probably likes those handguns.

  • @NicholasGeschke Technically his job is to hunt supernatural criminals, and those guns are made just for that. (silver, holywater, yaddayadda)

  • @madcat789 Well, it is a big pistol and it is semi-automatic while her cannon is single-shot. In the time it takes Seras to fire 1 shot and manually reload the other, Alucard could have got off like 8-10 shots.

  • @alexgodzillafan3328 Actually, Alucard turns everything into a chaingun's share of rounds per minute. Seras, though, has Police sniper training, and can get those shells off faster than you can get out a room. Fire rate doesn't really matter with the two of them.

  • @InsaneMentalist well Alucard posess demonic powers can probably just "create" more bullets just how he can create his own clothes from his "shadow-energy" stuff he creates when he regenerates

  • @fbiuzz I don't think he can create blessed ammunition, but he can probably carry the entire world supply in a pocket dimension.

  • He gets a small pistol, she gets a CANNON.

  • I couldnt get into this version of Hellsing it has to many of those stupid parts in it. and i dont care if it fallows the manga or not I think the other is better.

  • @JoFrBl actually its opposite haha, ova follows the manga exactly this one is a whole different story

  • Seras:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

    me:he just told you....

  • loldubisfail

  • @AnvilMAn603 loldubispurewin

  • @SpiritsRise the words dub and win being in the same sentence is like the words cubs and world series champions in the same sentence.

  • @AnvilMAn603 lolthisweeabooisstupidbecauseh­ethinksthisisapropersentence

    The dubs made by Funimation are grade A and in many cases they rival if not surpass the original seiyuu cast.

  • @SpiritsRise apparently you cant take a joke...

    you did me a service, really i mean that. ive NEVER seen the words funimation and grade a or the words surpass seiyuu ever. this is like the jets winning the super bowl and the knicks winning the championship in the same year. and for the record, your use of weaboo is invalid, just because i hate dubs doesnt make me one.

  • @AnvilMAn603 Apparently you can't tell what good acting is...

    Not being able to acknowledge that Funimation's voice casted actors are talented simply means either you don't know what you are talking about, you are an idiot, you are deaf, or you are some dub hating weeaboo. Take your pick prick.

  • this is what seras should've said: oh fuck thats an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK THATS AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

  • bitches love cannons!!!!

  • damn run away form seras and her new gun

  • Well if i may say Walter is such a badassthat he can say anything he wants and can back it up

  • I feel like Walter's calling Seras a bad shot. Like, so bad they have to give her a powerhouse weapon that requires no more accuracy than pointing it in the general direction of one's enemies and pulling the trigger.

  • anti freak

  • bitches love cannons :D

  • @AgentOrange921 I know I do!

  • -is staring lovingly at the cannon-

    Seras, if you don't want it, I'll gladly take it off your hands~

    -sadistic grin- Oh the heads I could blow off with that baby~

    hehehehehe

  • @Mrthatguy295 The Jackal has 13mm rounds and the Harkonnen has 30mm rounds. They aren't the same.

  • wait, the cannon and the Jackal have the same type of round...

  • Walter: for alacard a new postal...for the girl

    AN ANTI TANK FUCK YOU CANNON COUSTOM MADE WITH HOLY SHUT SHELLS AND!!!a cookie :3

  • @lightsshade

    Seras: A cookie!!! *grabs cookie, runs to corner, and looks back with res eyes* Oh God yes!

  • Fuck I want a cannon now

  • BITCHES LOVE CANNONS.

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja I was going to post that myself, but i'll settle for agreeing with you.

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja

    OH FUCK THE HELL YES!!!

  • DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • Perfect person to go to when u want a gun....Walter lol

  • Bitches love dual wield automatic cannons!

  • That, my dear, is an anti-fucking tank rifle.

  • bitchs love cannons 8-)

  • 1:05.....Bitches Love Cannons

  • Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons!

  • 454 casull hurts like complete bitch

  • anonomys178 beat me to it.

  • Bitches love canons. 

  • @anonomys178 you beat me to it

  • Which is why we need moar guns, lots of fucking guns.

    -Because fucking Alucard card is comin' bitch!

  • BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!

  • "Bitches love cannons"

    -Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

  • @soldierkei oh fuck that's an anti tank rifle....OH FUCK THAT'S AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!!! - also from hellsing ultimate abriged-

  • wether or not I could shoot those pistols I..fucking.want them

  • WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!!!!XD

  • Is he trying to compensate for somthing?

  • @TheZombiebaiter Nope, he's just gotten the right weapon for the job.

    Alucard likes human ingenuity as he hopes humanity will prove itself by eventually killing him. He was properly and completely horrified, no, *digusted* when Anderson went so far as to corrupt himself utterly in his pursuit of killing Alucard, feeling that giving up humanity to do so absolutely deevalues it.

  • IT'S PERFECTO

  • AWESOME!!!!!

  • WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • man that was a nice gun

  • @BitterBurst Depleted Uranium is non-radioactive or at least emits less radiation, it is however Extremely dense, and is used as anti-armor munitions for Tanks, Light Armored Vehicles, and Ground Support Aircraft. also, depleted uranium can also be used in tank armor, For instance, some late-production M1A1HA and M1A2 Abrams tanks built after 1998 have DU reinforcement as part of the armor plating in the front of the hull and the front of the turret, and there is a program to upgrade the rest.

  • Perfection.

  • nevermind. i got it.

  • what the fuck did she say at the end???

  • @tcelenacuatemocatl She said "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"

  • @yamiga100 no u need to be a vampire to carry that

  • "6 rounds per magazine"

    More "till everything in the room is either dead or Alucard" per magazine.

  • english voices suck, watch in original version

  • @gsomv

    over ruled by popularity. The english voices are amazing, you can't get accents in the sub.

  • @Yamiga100 victorias voice sounds creepy ¬¬

  • @gsomv

    well, she's just a bit angry.

  • XDDD

  • ....I want them both....

  • Happy Birthday Alucard!

  • "What the hell is that?!" lmao

  • Wow, Walter is a weapon smith too? What can't he do?

  • io kiero un arma de esas!!

  • I don't get why she freaked out

    I would be prance around both of them and sing "I got a bigger gun then you".in my imagination,alucard bould be like "awww,no fair" but I know he would probaly roll his eye and say "what an idiot"

  • @vampirechic101536 She probably thought it was overkill... heh, get it?

  • I...WANT...BOTH!!!

  • I saw the first series' version of this scene, and this one stays true to the spirit of the Coming of the Harkonnen, yet is nicely over the top. (At least Walter didn't try picking it UP this time, poor man nearly gave himself a hernia in the original version!)

  • why does he get the most badass gun while she gets the shit stuff! ? no fair!! >.<!!!!

  • First time I've seen a girl all but drool over a gun.

    You sure she's single?

  • A space marine could weild that gun but then again they are more than man

  • A 16kg gun?!?! I weigh like 44kg!!! That thing is over a third of my weight. How could you carry that, not to mention stay balanced with it? Also the 30mm cannon looks cool. I'll take it if Seras doesn't want it. However the recoil from that would be incredible.

  • Seras: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!

    Walter:want me to repeat it again seras?

  • FOR FUCK SAKE WHY DON'T THEY DUB ALL OF THE EPISODES YET! I DON'T CARE WHAT THEIR EXCUSES ARE!

  • Why does Seras exists in this series anyway?... or atleast, could they make her less of an idiot... its not fitting.

  • @SoulRippster She grows up real quick though (OVA 6 and on)

  • @SoulRippster Wait until OVA 7. Then she'll be one scary vampire.

  • @SoulRippster

    Seras is awesome, she changes completely in ova 6 or 7...

  • 16kg in weight?! kudos

  • walter to old 

  • walter is so old here!!!

  • lets give that girl a nuke

  • 1:17 LOL! 

  • y does alucard get the gentlemen guns while seras get the guns that make her look like rambo

  • alucard's english voice is amazing. crispin freeman is awesome. seras's voice however....

  • My mom over heard the video at 0:00-0:48 and screamed

    "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO!?"

    O.O........

  • @EriCatieAwesome I'm a little slow, but what did it sound like to her? Didn't sound weird to me...

  • who else had seras' same reaction when they saw the harkonen? Mostly cuz it's two fucking feet taller walter

  • poor weapons give you will be more ugly xD

  • Jackal, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes.

  • @VladDraculTepes3 Too bad once you found how who REALLY made it... >.>. Well, it is still awesome.

  • @CountDVB yeah...

  • you think that she would at least say thank you for her new weapon, but no!

    she freaks out instead!

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  • Please use english measurement, kthnx xD lololol

  • lets see the conversion of mm to caliber is 4 caliber per millimeter so 13x4= 52caliber rounds but from the size of the cartridge holding the powder it would be like shooting a 52 caliber rifle on full auto for a human to shoot like Alucard.... time to hit the gym

  • This report has been criticized by Dr. Keith Baverstock for not including possible long term effects of DU on the human body.

  • The World Health Organization, the directing and coordinating authority for health within the United Nations which is responsible for setting health research norms and standards, providing technical support to countries and monitoring and assessing health trends, states that no risk of reproductive, developmental, or carcinogenic effects have been reported in humans due to DU exposure.

  • The actual acute and chronic toxicity of DU is also a point of medical controversy. Multiple studies using cultured cells and laboratory rodents suggest the possibility of leukemogenic, genetic, reproductive, and neurological effects from chronic exposure. A 2005 epidemiology review concluded: "In aggregate the human epidemiological evidence is consistent with increased risk of birth defects in offspring of persons exposed to DU."

  • The biological half-life (the average time it takes for the human body to eliminate half the amount in the body) for uranium is about 15 days. The aerosol or spallation frangible powder produced during impact and combustion of depleted uranium munitions can potentially contaminate wide areas around the impact sites leading to possible inhalation by human beings.

  • The use of DU in munitions is controversial because of questions about potential long-term health effects. Normal functioning of the kidney, brain, liver, heart, and numerous other systems can be affected by uranium exposure, because uranium is a toxic metal. It is weakly radioactive and remains so because of its long physical half-life (4.468 billion years for uranium-238, 700 million years for uranium-235).

  • Such ‘reactor-depleted’ material will have different isotopics from enrichment byproduct DU, and can be distinguished from it by the presence of U-236. Trace transuranics (another indicator of the use of reprocessed material) have been reported to be present in some US tank armour.

  • Since the U-235 content of nuclear reactor fuel is reduced by fission, uranium recovered by nuclear reprocessing from spent nuclear reactor fuel made from natural uranium will have a lower-than-natural U-235 concentration.

  • In some cases with mass fractions of U-235 and U-234, less than a third of those in natural uranium. U-238 has a much longer half-life than the lighter isotopes, and DU therefore emits less alpha radiation than the same mass of natural uranium: the US Defense Department states DU used in US munitions has 60% the radioacti