Dead Sea, Israel

[ssissa]

no, it's my husband ;-)

[iou577]

is that charlie sheen?

[staxjp]

he means fishing the dead bodies out that have been murdered by palistinians

[kopk888]

i think jeusus walking on water thing happened here

[TheRiboka]

Egypt much?

[MODESTMOUSE89]

you are a freaking IDOIT!

[IDV84]

i'm  planning to go fishing to the dead sea next month

[ssissa]

go fishing? there are no fish in this sea

[IDV84]

WHAT!? you mean to tell me i spend over $3,000 to go fishing with my wife and you're telling me theres no fish there!?

[ssissa]

I am sorry. - "There are no fish or any kind of swimming, squirming creatures living in or near the water. There are, however, several types of bacteria and one type of algea that have adapted to harsh life in the waters of the Dead Sea. "

[iou577]

@ssissa that's right nothing lives there but germs and salt why do you think they call it the dead sea

[yadrummer11]

hahaha

[Incognitofy]

there r no fish. theres to much salt there for there to be fish smarty.

[hondadirtbike29]

@IDV84 lol there r no fish lol hahaha

[4brynn1]

@IDV84 jaja, he is talking about fishing gays like him...Umust go to Sodoma nd Gomorra as u will fish zero in the dead sea!!

[tyl3r720]

how are you doing that?

[brizzlie]

IT's the Dead Sea. Lots of salt. You float better.

[NinkComPoop]

Look relaxfull. =D

[shr444]

you dont need only swiming skills =]

u need ISRAELI SKIN POWER =] for ur ass won t be burning and ur skin wont be hurt =p

[InGa12RoCk]

i want do that! ;D

[bstosnbata]

i can do that even on a pool or at any sea.. as long as the water is stable and there ain't huges waves.

[BNC321]

mint!

[EIZvideos]

that's awesome. i wana go there some day and do that.

[jengkiesville]

better hurry, I heard that the dead sea is getting smaller and smaller by the year

[Diaper1rash]

I almost drown there

[Chvetsov]

haha how?

[RAWfart]

Must be a blond.

[204YoungGuitarist204]

haha lol..that shud be a blond joke ..:P

[chimrichalds3]

aaronz101 is a very angry person.

[aaronz101]

Quite.

[IrinaSpalko1995]

I wanna go to that sea to swim, but I can't :S

[Jadiebloop]

it has so much salt that you float.

[mea1230]

Ha!! Since when Israel have a dead sea!!!

[aaronz101]

Every since it had basins in ISRAEL, Jordan and West Bank- pretty much ever.

And there's only one dead sea, I hope you know that and just have shitty grammar.

[yuyugeek2]

blaa blaa blaa...!!! Do your self a favour and ask and kid on the street for history class.

And Keep checking my grammer.

[aaronz101]

"Grammer" Is spelled 'Grammar'. Apparently you can't spell, either.

Furthermore, "Blaa" is spelled 'Blah'. And the location of the Dead Sea IS FUCKING GEOLOGICAL, NOT HISTORICAL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

SURE, I COULD ASK A KID ON THE STREET FOR A HISTORY CLASS ON THE DEAD SEA, BUT THAT WOULDN'T CLARIFY IT'S FUCKING LOCATION.

Go find a shit, slam your face into it, and snort it into your brains, shit for brains.

[dechetsdailybs]

Hahahahaha!

You should get into stand up comedy, signore.

[w33dbluntz]

wow man your just some big shot..right on man you the fucking grammer queen oh wait is that grammar?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[aaronz101]

"Wow, man, you're just some big shot. Right on man, you are the fucking 'grammer' queen. Oh, wait, is that 'grammar'?!"

I just figured I'd fix that up for you, because I'm pretty sure your fingers are too lathered up with wank stains to type coherently yourself.

Either that or you're suffering from severe mental fucktardation, which is a common symptom among failed 15th trimester abortions.

[thetoxxictouch]

rawr.

[amelia4242]

is that a question?

or are you an idiot? lol

[ctu24tariq]

the problem is that israel took the dead see and we cant go there

[MaxwellVIP]

What do you mean you can't go there? Why not?

[YenusV]

omg, i soo wanna do that!!! its on my list of things to do before i die!!!

[SouthernBelleTN]

haha!

[94Georgina]

lol tht looks cool i wanna try it lol

[shalke08]

is it the high concentration of sand?

[ssissa]

no, the high concentration of salt

[mrb8031]

@shalke08 are you a fucking retard



[suffiyan3333]

ALHAMDULILLAH,...THE POWER OF ALLAH...

THE dEAD SEA, IN SODOM AND GAMORRAH...tHE ANGELS HAS SHOWER THE STONE RAIN...TO KILL THE ISRAELITE LIKES TO DO SODOMY!HOMOSEXUAL....sEEK REFUGE OF ALLAH....!

[SkeksisRule]

Muhammad was a dick sucking child molester, and the biggest sodomite coward of all.

[jenni880]

your one large dude

[lordilujah]

its in israel ok , anyway the dead is the best place ever for a non swimmer like me & the mud is cool

[tamima1985]

it's at the edge of jordan and palestine

there that explains it!

[lordilujah]

its  in israel tho, end of .

[rayyank]

jordan u stupid fucks

jordan

[wiz101]

i kno ye, i hate it when ppl class dead sea as israel:@