Christmas vacation

[johnross1968]

ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME..................

ITS CALLED FAIR USE YOU BRAINLESS TWITS. YOU CAN INCLUDE AUDIO

[carrobert87]

this would be a great tylonel commercial

[dooNH3T]

think it may be "four-flushing" not fore-fleshing... any way, best melt down ever. Stupid WMG

[TheHappybunnybks]

fuck WMG

[sluggo06]

Are some of these actors dead?

What do u think happens after we die?

[no85mission]

how stupid is that?

[460faust]

cant show a good christmas movie... must be a jew basterd behind the gears,,, go figure

[Fredolow]

WMG - hope you have a thoroughly shit Christmas you bunch of retards.

[preludepatriots1]

GOD DAMN HOPELESS 6TH VIDEO I FOUND SILENCED FOR GOOD.

[glory789]

WMG are a bunch of scrooges. May they all go to hell.

[hexRQP]

Way to ruin Christmas WMG.

[GameNinja13]

Fuck off WMG

[CountAxel]

Warner Music Group Email: copyright@WMG.com and Phone 212-275-2600

I suggest we call and tell them how ridiculous their policies are. I happen to own 2 copies of X-mas Vacation, but wanted to send a link of this scene to my buddy. I hope everyone at WMG chokes to death on their own feces.

[testrun78]

wow. fuck wmg.

[Maserati777]

So WMG removes the audio from this scene, but not the jelly of the month club clip posted?

They can go fuck themselves.

[bluereaper75]

why the hell would WMG mute this? theres no music, just a scene in a movie. dont tell me they mute movies now! god help us all.

[1019drummer]

And to think it's so called holiday time in this country. Why not just take these videos down,why even allow them to be posted. They had sound last year? What heppaned? best buy get in the way with a commemoirtive dvd set that passes out a x-mas blow job with each dvd of this movie purchased? Like wtf youtube? common......sharing these bits have become almost x-mas tradition,if anyone is reading this @ youtube we would hope you might agree even just a little. I love youtube and happy holidays.

[kingmfcobra]

wmg is a bunch of faggot motherfuckers. eat shit you cunts

[bluereaper75]

wait, why the hell did WMG mute this? there isnt even any music in this scene? are they going to start to copyright memorable movie quotes now? wtf!

[RGMerkel]

@bluereaper75

Pretty much. They see it as they own the name so unless you buy the movie or watch it on tv. You have no business seeing it hearing it. Fuck the thunder cunts!

[jheadSF06]

Fuck WMG!!!

[pills54]

Damn, best scene in the movie, throw us a crumb!

[Scorpwanna]

Damn WMG, who does this clip hurt by allowing it to be viewed by millions and to get laughs enough to want to buy the movie and watch it over and over? WMG Assholes!

[albusron3490]

FUCK!!!!! WMG!!!!

[Jay481516]

HALLELUJAH, holy SHIT!

Where's the audio?

[Katakuna51]

I'd like to see the president of WMG. I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head. And I wanna look him straight in the eye, and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dogkissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatassed, bug-eyed, stifflegged, spotty-lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELJAH! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?!

[9teeneighty8]

@Katakuna51 Best comment ever

[RoyKhanIsGod]

@Katakuna51 BRAVO!!

[cwtae]

@Katakuna51 No shit. This is unreasonable for them to do that.

[scallywag86]

wow, fucking WMG needs a hot lead enema

[silkvein]

BOYCOTT WMG!!!

[KyoSohma2211]

Dammiiiiit. It's bad enough the TV cut out half the rant, but now it's MUTED too!? UGGHHH.

[nativeagent74]

~sigh~ i guess i have to torrent the movie just to listen to this part

[Ashkihyena]

WMG *face palms*

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

fookin prawns wmg!

[wobbleshaft]

Exactly how would a clip like this be hurting WMG? If anything, it makes me want to watch the whole movie again.

[beabuls]

wow.... wmg is a whore...

[spiky123456789]

FUCK YOU WMG ASSHOLES!!!

[sffoggydays]

Weapons of Mass Greed (WMG) are at it again. I thought YouTube signed a new contract that would stop all this BS?

[yiassoufile]

wow, wmg are assholes

[KimberlyAnnPossible4]

Halleujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

[kbdrumbum1986]

Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[ilovemyfamilyg83]

Unfortunatly this guy is right. shit like this happens way too often when people work their asses off just to get treated like shit when they're the ones who are making their bosses sucessful in the first place. not surprising at all. but this is probrably not the best way to express your frustrations about your boss right in front of your family like that hahahahaha.

[120millimeters]

cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[TheREALSpawnomite]

These people bitch like stinking Jews.

[klostermaster]

this house is bigger than your old one!

cant see the line can you russ?

best christmas movie of all time bar none!

[oxMelxo]

my favorite line would have to be:

FIXED THE NEWEL POST!!

[scottw182]

The whole rant is hilarious, but my favorite part has always been "...brainless, dickless, hopeless..."

[redsoxfan6794]

Clark: Tis the season to be marry

Marry: Well my name is Marry.

Clark: No Shit.

probably one of the funniest lines in the movie

[j26methead]

@redsoxfan6794 her name was Merry dude. as in Merry Christmas.

[Statalyzer]

Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.

Woman: Well my name is Mary.

Who knew that homonyms were this difficult.

[besidemymind]

Clark: "'Tis the season to be merry!"

Clerk: "Well that's my name!"

Clark: "No shit!"

If you're gonna quote a classic, get it right. Don't fuck it up and then add some dumb joke to it.

[NEONBLADE1993]

Wheres The Tylenol? hahahaha

[flamethrowerrd]

Exactly how I feel this year about my boss. Amen Clark!

[stebo11]

0:33 you can see someones head come into frame in the bottom left corner. Must be a camera man.

[Moneymakingpants1]

OMG you're right! I've seen this movie a million times and never noticed that. lol!

[jamieandashlee]

Cant see the line can ya Russ?

[REDNECKDEW]

" I wanna tell him what a cheap lying, no good rotton, four fleshing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating inbread, over stuffed, ignorent, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass bug eyed, stiff-legged, spottylip, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is !!! " LMAO XD

[214DogLover]

and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

[sportfans79567]

AHAHAHAAH

[hla1997]

i love this movie give me a drum bla bla bla lol funny stuff

[xmckaylax3]

is rusty still in the navy?!

[hans1538]

I can recite everything he said about his boss by mind and my friends love it

[Brittneyjade1983]

HAHA, SWEET!! I'd love to do that too.

[eonizuka22]

So..?

[ALICECOOPERFANATIC]

Awesome! COOL NAME!! USAFPilot! I assume you're a pilot in our great nation's Air Force?

[bigbidalls]

this is one of those movies that ive have watched every year since i was a little kid..and it never gets old to me,,,ahhh childhood memories

[n8tivnuyawka]

The "Vacation" movies are usually pretty good with the exception of European Vacation and maybe Las Vegas Vacation....but without a doubt this scene in Christmas Vacation never stops being funny. I could literally watch it 10 times in a row and laugh EVERY TIME!!!!! Absolutely Classic :-)

[LoftyArts]

This was the best part of the film! ;>D

[ScottishLassie10]

hahaha i know this was my fav part! besides the part were thier saying grace at the table but instead the aunt (i forgot her name) says the plege of allegance (did i spell it right?!?!) =D

[LoftyArts]

Aunt Bethany.

Forgot the letter i after the g in 'allegiance.'

I wish I can catch all the words he says in this than just "Halleujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

[Burnsengine]

I can't watch this part without nearly peeing my pants.... I love this scene. "Where's the tylenol!"

[OzFreak22]

Hallelujah, holy S***! Where's the tylenol?

Lol! :D

[final9silver9lining]

i have to learn this for Drama, it is a Monologue i have to do tommorrow.... wish me luck..

[ilovetogofast88]

Give em hell Clark!!

[GeekKing22421]

yea, my boss, starts most of his days by listening to this clip, yep my boss is such a 'nice' guy. Lucky Me

[theemceemurdah]

Chevy Chase is amazing

[TheJohnDoran]

I don't know why I like this movie so much.

It's not usually the kind of comedy I would go for but it's great.

nice clip aswell, good quality.

[tinfold]

hallelujah holy shit

[HelloFade2]

Christmas Vacation was a pretty good and funny movie but i don't think it's even half as good as the original National Lampoon's Vacation. European and Vegas Vacation were awful pieces of shit though.

[Aft3rMiDn1Ght]

I liked Vegas, but European i thought was horible.

[BigDaddyBlue09]

both sucked

[HillaryCSupporterII]

lol thats funny.

[plokkkkkkk]

dickless hopeless lol

[GazeHime]

this is like the funniest part of the movie XDDDD

this shit is priceless

well done as always, chevy chase!!

[Nadasulaki]

lol, BEST LINE EVER in a MOVIE!!!!!!! :D

[Chevypower265]

"I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is..... Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" Best line ever!

[GazeHime]

AGREED!!

[BlackDeath17123]

i have ibuprofen clark but no tylenol.

really sorry.

[foodiggler]

lol, cousin eddy is the only one who takes him literally.

[5oundgard3n]

say hello to my new ring tone ( 0:31 )

[bl709]

where did/how did u get the ring tone?

[5oundgard3n]

i downloaded this in mp3 format (i think i used downloadhelper) and used bitpim to edit the ringtone and transfer it onto my phone

[Addster87]

this is chase's greatest quote ever! i wet myself almost every time laughin

[psyckok]

This is a music

Bloody Pimp

xD

[Futonpotatos]

cheap,lying,no good rotten forfleshing lowlife snaking licking,dirt eating, inbred...overtsuffed igonorant bloodsucking dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fatass bugeyed stiff legged fatty lip wormheaded sack of monkey shit he is...Hallelujah...Holy Shit!

[rockman56765]

Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Wheres the Tylenol?

[redsoxfan6794]

never gonna find another classic comedy like this again

[sorthardcore]

whats TYLENOL is?

[0rip0]

Like asprin, for headache.

[devoutheretic]

tylenol=paracetamol

[3eyedho]

Tylenol=acetaminophen

[3eyedho]

Your one little sentence says a well of information about you, and your intellect! NOW! Go find your drool buck-et, and sit in the cor-ner, and don't...touch...ANYTHING!!!! LOL

[XOemopirateXO]

have you ever thought tht maybe they're foreign and can't speak english that well?

what an ignorant douchebag.

[3eyedho]

Hmmm! Wouldn't that make THEM ignorant, there, pea brain! Come to America, (or, don't), and learn how to speak ,at least, basic English! (for Starters)!

[XOemopirateXO]

aw, pea brain... i'm gonna cry.

you do know that youtube is a global site right? they don't need to learn english if they don't want to. honestly, everybody hates america. it's true, get over it. i'm american and i know how to deal with it and i'm not a stupid fucking retard who thinks i'm better than everyone else, and i don't think everyone needs to follow my rules. so please, get over yourself. people don't like the US. no big fucking deal.

[3eyedho]

Funny how you have the stupidity to say how everybody "HATES" America, yet, they all flood over here in droves! I'm in So. Cal., so I hear the babblings of every nation on Gods green Earth, except clear English, mostly. So IF they all hate it, STAY OUT! I won't lose any sleep over it, just a LOT of traffic, and illegals clogging the schools, bilking our taxes by the BILLIONS, Sending billions of U.S. $ home, adding to the gang problem by dropping out by 50%+ from high school, etc, etc, etc!

[XOemopirateXO]

when i say everyone, it's a generalization. i didn't say that a few people from certain countries don't like us. i'm just saying from experience, a LOT of countries (again, a generalization) don't like america at all.

now, i'm gonna be the better person, and i'm ending this conversation. it's pointless, stupid, and showing how much of a douchebag you are toward foreigners.

[jentz02]

lol!!!!!!!!!!

[Khempsmyer]

Where's the Tylenol? love that one thanks for putting it up

[burtonrules123]

halluiah, holy sh**!

[Zarik15]

hahaha I love this movie I just wacthed it the day before Christmas with my family, this part is so funny.

[yiassoufile]

just saw it tonight...all time classic

[Gwenlj]

classic

[kingofdance18]

"HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT WHERE'S THE TYLENOL!?"

best line ever!

[BK13000]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAH i cant stop laughing

[biggerthanlife01]

lol,look at his face at 0:49 !!

[wulf02]

Hallujuah, holy shit! XDD

[dfelts2323]

Poor Clark,,,,He always has such good intentions.. But it's hilarious to see all his plans turn into a whirlwind of shit and catastrophe..

[billyNL15]

lmao... this is one of the funniest parts in the movie.

[JaceMagic3308]

I love this part! LMAO!

[ItalianPowers]

Right on brother

[davidlee110]

what the chirstmas show call

the one in CHICAGO with 15 people live in 1 family when a kid is home alone?

[NOcorrectWayToShred]

Its called home alone

[davidlee110]

ok ty

[michaelangelo3333]

home alone

[skittlesrkewl]

hahaha lolol never gets old, watch it every year. brainless, dickless, hopeless sack of monkey shit he is!!!! hahaha

[Mremmh]

LOL!!! I wish that there where more movies that are this funny... i watch this movie every christmas day night.! never gets old!

[metalcom51]

HALELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?

[cocogirl6596]

love this movie!

[andrewcadabra]

chevy is amazing ur jus a dumbass 2 think he isnt u cheap,lying,no good rotten forfleshing lowlife snaking licking,dirt eating, inbred...overtsuffed igonorant bloodsucking dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fatass bugeyed stiff legged fatty lip wormheaded sack of monkey shit he is...Hallelujah...Holy Shit!

[bones999999]

No, I stand by my original assertion that Chevy ain't funny. But you are,

andrewcadabra, in a very sad kind of way.

[yiassoufile]

how about you lick my ass? it's christmas you fucking grinchy dipshit. if you don't like the movie or chevy, get the fuck off this video and go somewhere else and for the love of Jesus shut the fuck up.

[Crust218]

"It's good... it's good. Ahhhh... HEY!" lol

[dusty1977]

Chevy Chase is one of the best comedians EVER. Comedians nowadays have nothing on the kings: Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, and Bill Murray

[bones999999]

Chevy Chase is not funny and never has been. The other two are okay.

[Bonzel]

My dad showed me this when I was a kid. I laughed through the whole movie... then came this part... and I laughed so damn hard it hurt to live.

[XtremeWeirdo]

It's good... It's good...

[derkaderka58]

Man, those are some creative insults.

"Snake licking"

"Dirt eating"

"Stifflegged"

Haha, EPIC CLASSIC

[smokes2468]

Yeah isn't that how we all feel these days.

[falloutboy752]

cheap,lying,no good rotten forfleshing lowlife snaking licking,dirt eating, inbred...overtsuffed igonorant bloodsucking dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fatass bugeyed stiff legged fatty lip wormheaded sack of monkey shit he is...Hallelujah...Holy Shit!

[whynoteffinrock]

cheap,lying,no good rotten forfleshing lowlife snaking licking,dirt eating, inbred...overtsuffed igonorant bloodsucking dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fatass bugeyed stiff legged fatty lip wormheaded sack of monkey shit he is...Hallelujah...Holy Shit! hahaha

[jenniereynnie]

HAHAHAHA! I just remembered this scene.. I still have it memorized from like 7 years ago. Love it!

[bulletsponge221]

snake liking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignoret bloodsucking dogkissing brainless dickless hopelss heartless fatass bugeyed stifleged pile a monkey shit he is haley luea holy shit were the tylonol

[bulletsponge221]

id like frank shirley my boss right here tonight i want him brought from his happy holiday slupper over there on melady lane with all the other rich people and i want him brought riht here with a big ribbon on his head i wana look im strait in the eye and tell him wat a cheap lying nogood rotton forfleshing lolife

[pedromondez2]

LMFAO! Best Christmas movie ever!

[skatetillthedeath]

HOLY SHIT!!! wheres the tylonal omg so fucnk funny

[Buyah1]

lol at 0:32 you can see the camera man's shadow in the bottom left corner.

[JustLil0]

That wasn't a shadow that's someone's head!

[kathyj253]

wheres the tylonal lolololo

[MaXiMuSNFSpr0]

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE :D

[perlandsson1]

Greatest movie ever

[jovicakluk]

lol there is a hardstyle song called'bloody pimp ' wich uses this quate it s madddd ....xD

[boobibat]

One of my favorite Christmas movies..this is the first one and A Christmas Story is the second!Love'em!!

[FabulousJena]

HOLY SHIT! Where's The Tylenol?

Lmfao. I Love This Part.

BEST MOVIE EVER!

[shadowboyg12]

i mostly laugh when he says sack of monkey shit

[fanopenguins]

HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?! This is just a good movie all around. Don't see how anyone can hate it.

[taylorTheLitleSailor]

LOVE THIS MOVIE xD

[scorpionqueenofheart]

ROFLMAO!! :D

[countrySTAR06]

god this is fucking hilarious hahaha

[weathered79]

this cracks my whole family up when we watch this

[CUNTparasite]

simply amazing.

[simplyarabians]

quite a mouthful youve got there

[ShuffleIreland]

DJ Slideout - Bloddy Pimp (:

[Jackspadeproductions]

Ima look him strati in the eyes and tell him what a cheap lieing no good rotten floor flushing lowlife snake liking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignorant bloodsucking dog kisssing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fat ass bug eyded spoted liped worm headed sack of monkey shit he is! halajeiuou.holy shit ! weres the tynola srry for my spelling i got the lip thing wrong

Thats all of it it think i memrozed it lol i said it to my teahcers face one day :)

[navywife1977]

you forgot:

...(bug eyed) "stiff legged"......

But otherwise, great!

[Jackspadeproductions]

Oh yah lol forgo to put that in :P

[petraheylen]

i love christmas movies !!!

[EatBlueSausages]

This is oine of the funniest scenes in the movie :D

Also this and Home Alone is the absolute best christmas movies !!

[grapebusted]

you couldn't hear a garbage truck driving through a nitroglycerin plaaant.

[navywife1977]

It's a funny squeaking sound....

[Scaash]

I heard that was on first recording and was ad Libed. Was only sposed to say one bad thing and he just went with it. That is just a rumor dont know if it true

[Tatamina]

Oh man, that would be so awesome if it was true. I'm going to have to research it now.

[trppey66]

BRAVO once had a show that highlighted the 100best movie scenes in history. I'm curious to know if this made the list...I'd put it in the top 20 myself!

[browniewolf2]

love this movie

i can think of someone to discribe using that that discription

[triumphanator]

One of the best movie lines of all time. Holy Shit. I've used it myself to describe certain people; especially my ex-wife.

It's pretty bad when yo