I don't see why girls bring their guys to functions if i want to go to something i go by myself if he doesnt want to go..if i dont want to go to his shit i dont go.
The line about "not breaking eye-contact" is hysterical! A woman could not even process the level of this type of male-comedy- they don't even know why they are laughing!
@apekillssnake Have to disagree with you there- I'm laughing and this guy is one of my fav comedians. I'm a girl. It doesn't matter if you're a girl or guy, you have to be able to laugh at yourself and be like: "....Yeah I do that shit" XD
@MangekyoXWolf So what does the eye-contact mean then... You cant understand it, you may laugh at it but you cant neurologically process it- it belongs to men. Oh, and if you're laughing at it like the women in the audience you are a sick-bitch- because below the funny you are laughing at how your sex treats men- which is evil! Remember he said his girlfriend did not even get it!
@apekillssnake Well, 'funny' is in the eye of the beholder, but I think what he meant was that women take craft fairs/things of that nature too seriously, and since you don't generally see people freaking out, destroying stuff & laughing manicially at craft fairs, nobdy but him would really understand why he did it. It would be such a far-out dramatic thing that everyone would be shocked. The lady would be like 'wtf is he smashing my muffins for?!' & think he was out for revenge or something.
press these repeatedly 1- karate chop #1 2- slingshot cheese into mouth 3. karate chop # 2 4.karate chop # 3 5. karate chop # 4 6. " she's 5 degree-ee-es out " 7. petting the dog 8. my fuck 9. punch 0. masturbation in public
@do1337 Ck is Hysterical, but hes like number 5 on my top 10. My top 3 is George Carlin, Bill Burr, and Eddie Murphy (1980s). So don't worry I love CK. lol
Jesus he is so funny.
blue2ovation 1 week ago
its a table full of shit!
offdaheez 1 month ago
the older wiser burr is gud :) he ages like wine!
seeker6087 1 month ago
muffins are a happy food
thispoorguy 1 month ago
Thank you Louis CK, for bringing me to this genius
redknight4641 1 month ago
HHAHHAHAHAHAA OH my god what the fuck...!!!! hahahaa a that was awesome... !! hahaa
dalesalsa 2 months ago
I don't see why girls bring their guys to functions if i want to go to something i go by myself if he doesnt want to go..if i dont want to go to his shit i dont go.
DaKuteCate 2 months ago
why the fuck haven't i heard about this guy before? hilarious.
TheV3Productions 2 months ago
One of the best bits ever written.
ScaniaChan 3 months ago 5
Everything he just said describes my thought patterns
killswitchinactive 3 months ago
I laughed so dam hard that tears are on my face right now...some funny shit!
Yazoo2564 4 months ago 2
It's true. Cars make killing waaaaay too easy. Even if you don't want to kill people. It's superlethal.
ReX342 6 months ago
So damn good.
domtar 6 months ago
I haven't laughed so hard in forever...
cmdtrigun 7 months ago 3
The line about "not breaking eye-contact" is hysterical! A woman could not even process the level of this type of male-comedy- they don't even know why they are laughing!
apekillssnake 8 months ago
@apekillssnake Have to disagree with you there- I'm laughing and this guy is one of my fav comedians. I'm a girl. It doesn't matter if you're a girl or guy, you have to be able to laugh at yourself and be like: "....Yeah I do that shit" XD
MangekyoXWolf 8 months ago
@MangekyoXWolf So what does the eye-contact mean then... You cant understand it, you may laugh at it but you cant neurologically process it- it belongs to men. Oh, and if you're laughing at it like the women in the audience you are a sick-bitch- because below the funny you are laughing at how your sex treats men- which is evil! Remember he said his girlfriend did not even get it!
apekillssnake 8 months ago
@apekillssnake Well, 'funny' is in the eye of the beholder, but I think what he meant was that women take craft fairs/things of that nature too seriously, and since you don't generally see people freaking out, destroying stuff & laughing manicially at craft fairs, nobdy but him would really understand why he did it. It would be such a far-out dramatic thing that everyone would be shocked. The lady would be like 'wtf is he smashing my muffins for?!' & think he was out for revenge or something.
MangekyoXWolf 7 months ago
MrWwefan15 8 months ago
@MrWwefan15 this is my new favourite
Nolgthorn 8 months ago
@Nolgthorn ikr?
MrWwefan15 8 months ago
im fucking crying!
tipw7 9 months ago
table of shit! it is a table of shit!
haymaker2121 10 months ago 4
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squirtgunpewpewpew 10 months ago
That waz so funny . Eye contact will always git you a free pass to do insain shit ..
MrBuckshotJones 10 months ago 2
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ollieandrew 1 year ago
OMFG, the muffins!!! I almost cried I laughed so hard.
TENDRIL77 1 year ago
Bill is a good man
FIABFOS 1 year ago
twigs and macaroni rofl
noochterror 1 year ago 13
This a table of SHIT!
seymonster 1 year ago 3
Next to George Carlin, Burr is my favorite comedian.
Shepard1100 1 year ago 31
@Shepard1100 How about CK???
do1337 1 month ago
@do1337 Ck is Hysterical, but hes like number 5 on my top 10. My top 3 is George Carlin, Bill Burr, and Eddie Murphy (1980s). So don't worry I love CK. lol
Shepard1100 1 month ago
@Shepard1100 Good answer
do1337 4 weeks ago
@Shepard1100 So he's not your favorite
SoCalDualSport 1 month ago
@SoCalDualSport An astute observation. I believe he mentioned that in his comment.
anoyingfly 3 weeks ago
@anoyingfly You believe he mentioned it OR He mentioned it? Don't fuck with my head.
SoCalDualSport 3 weeks ago
MUSH THOSE MUFFINS lol
EDTrashCanMan 1 year ago
the mannnnnnnnnn
N1ck1Sk123 1 year ago
epic!
rypt420 1 year ago
Bill Burr is the man!!!!!
jrwill122090 1 year ago