My Immortal Mondays - Drinking Game - Chapters 26-28 + WTF Sex Scene

[zammeee]

"hung like a stallone" ahahahhaahahahahahah

[LMTR14]

what's that noise in the background...

[CrucifiedApple]

DERPeressed

HAHAH!

[Kagura95]

lol. Draco's such a baby. xD

"and sex happened" The one with that line will always be the best... Oh lord.. xD

[rosytakesitall]

'I shook my head.' *nods*

[camilleonBBJ]

Wait, is her name Ebony or Enoby? Or Tara? I think she is called Enoby about 90% of the time

[camilleonBBJ]

I'm using these videos to stay hydrated :)

[rosytakesitall]

Sirisly guizz dis is da best stora I av everrrr red its amazinnnn! So stop flamin u prepz gofficks rule 4 da win!!!!!1111111

LOL. This story is so fag.

[Kagura95]

@rosytakesitall Actually, I believe watching a pill of sticks would be even better than reading/listening to someone read this fic.

[ImStupidInTheLove]

She cries everyother paragraph. And it's impossible to cry blood unless you have some sort of medical condition. AHHHH IQ FALLING INTO DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!!

[NomNomNicky]

Holy fuck, are your ears pointed? They look like elf-e ears! Cuuuuuuute :3

[perrottafamily1]

*The following is, unfortunately, not actually Tara Gilesbie but an accurate representation of her response towards this DR. Sorry about that.*

STOP FLAMMING MUH F&CKIN STOREH U FO)0KING PRAP! NO ITZ NOT DA WERST STOR EVR OK! IF YOU MAK NOTHER WON OF DESE VIDS I WILL SLIT MUH WRISTS!

[fueledbyFOBx3]

cute hat. n_n

[hark2e]

Hung like a Stallone?

[polkaspots231]

@ChiTsumai four chapters?? more like one or two...depends what you are shootin..

[StrategicWarfareXIII]

I genuinely love the name McGoggle.

[jayive34]

how many chapter of this shit have been made?

[littlefart123]

@jayive34 I think its about 47 chapters if I remember correctly. Its at least over 40

[shikitokaproto]

Longdon=Longcat's dong.

[MissAnhk]

What? 9000!!! :D

[XxxBOOKWORMx2012xxX]

wow...just wow....

[RainbowGoneMad]

Yeaaahhhh!!!! Scout Tik- Tok In the beginning! (imsopathetic)

[SMOKEinPetrone]

Just making a calculation, if one was actually drinking alcohol while reading this, that's 6 shots within the first 25 seconds. They'd already be shitfaced.

[scoobyfan1224]

How do you read this without laughing the whole time? You good sir have a talent. "Fangggs" for doing this!

[JapanUSRelationsSD]

I guess she doesn't realize that Hogwarts students are supposed to wear their traditional robes, not goffik clothes.

[NorweganWood]

I don't understand, why were 'Serios' and 'Lucian' taken to the Hogwarts hospital wing, they weren't at Hogwarts when they were injured, so why weren't they taken to the hospital St. Mungos... or maybe even, since they were shot, the nearest normal hospital. It doesn't add up to me.

[JohanAndersenLover]

If she's really a satanist and all, shouldn't she have said 'Go to Heaven!' or something? I mean, isn't Hell a GOOD place for them. I don't understand her anymore... ugh. :XD

[kagome1303]

wow made this tiny dove cherry chocolate heart last the entire episode. good thing it was a shorter one lol. oh gosh, final scene: WTF WTF WTF WTF? his spock.... lol. now just how "big" is stallone for real though? lol even though I know we all know she meant stallion. it's funny when she actually manages to have more complicated words spelled correctly, but small simple worlds are like always wrong. it's even more sad when you realise: that raven girl supposedly beta reads and fixes this story

[Lulzman69]

Invisibility coke : Now, noone can see your humiliation!

[IcebulletZ]

The Scount singing in the backround just made my day. Not that listening to you read one of the worst/funest fictions ever didn't.

[Ninaj09]

this girl, tara gles whatever, really needs help. she's always at the hospital

[blank21121]

"he was hung like a stallone" like...slyvester stallon? (i know what the dumb bitch meant)

[impagain]

5:12

Let's all take a minute to pause...

And, for old times sake...

Facepalm.

[lulabell0]

..... where the fuck is "Longdon...?"

[kali462]

I liked the music, but you totally should have used the TF2 version of "Gee" :D

[TheMartini1234]

I think Dally and Tara might be the same person... The writing style is exactly the same and I don't think more than one person can be that retarded at writing. or english, for that matter.

[KimmimaruSai]

Her author's notes are just getting more and more incomprehensible.

Wtf is "c is da toot of crackter".

[GreySparks]

@KimmimaruSai I stared at that line for AGES too, but I figured out it meant "see, is that out of character?" . At least, that's what my inner idiot to english translator (TM) tells me. I could be wrong :D

[nicparmesan]

I would like to know why she repeatedly calls jackets "Jacksons." How the fuck do you make that mistake?

[GreySparks]

@nicparmesan I keep on imagining one of the Jackson 5 latched on to the character's back whenever she says that. They're all the fashion! :D

[nicparmesan]

@GreySparks Lmfao! I could totally see that now. I wonder if that was her intention all along...? :)

[GreySparks]

@nicparmesan :D It must be! She's trying to create a new style. Not sure if it'll catch on.....

[koolky98]

she does knw that serious is no even relaited to harry hes his dead fathers best friend

[oxharemonkey]

oprah 9000 penises

[WhenCryCicadas]

He called some people and did some stuff. OMG THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MY LIFE! (And your hat is wicked awesome)

[WhenCryCicadas]

Most amusing thing to watch. Ever. This story has officially made me lose faith in humanity... Oh, and I like your "flirtily" face! =D and your hat. Your hat is wicked awesome.

[FashionistState]

But Enoby couldn't even TYPE 'cross' a few chapters ago! Couldn't she just have died when she put the red crosses on her nails? D:

[FashionistState]

But Enoby's a vampire, and couldn't even type 'cross' a few chapters ago! Why couldn't she have just died when she put the red crosses on her nails? xP Nice hat, btw. :D

[TMS2bfamous]

@FashionistState Continuity, I'm afraid, is not this story's forte, dear.

The hat is very nice, though.

[rockermac5]

black leather jackson? Only the best. its the model from the 80's, you know.... before the operation

[FanFicCritic]

My god...this story is an abomination!

[mickey5353winkle]

Why couldnt this bitch made a fanfic of Twilight?!:(

[emilygracey]

@mickey5353winkle There's some debate that she may be the author of 'Twila: The Girl Who Fell In Love With A Vampire.' Granted it's not nearly as hilarious as this, but it's still pretty damn funny.

[KilobyteBrain]

an' i SLIT MUH RISTS

[RvBravage]

your awsome. Your video's always make me smile no matter what

[WeaknessToAbuse]

If I knew Tara she'd be dead T-T

[nitendoghnut]

Why do I always crack up when I hear "leather jackson"

[DOBBSA87]

Pornto: The need for porn, delivered swiftly.

[blank21121]

@DOBBSA87 ROFLMAO

[WEFlako]

Professor McGoggle... oh god.

So, Tara really thinks she is Enoby? If Tara is like her character even in slightliest bit, then she is a fucking sick, twisted wack-a-doodle.

[CancerousPiesRTasty]

voldemint is my favorite gum.

[MrAdrianAnonymous]

Ew, That was disgusting. Ebony has serious mental issues, Draco busted a nut in like 2 minutes and...I have a headache from the background music.

But all in all the video is still awesome and hilarious.

[MsStLiz]

I'd sincerely like to thank you for wearing a shirt. I also must express my love for the hat.

[masterdragon09]

Loving the hat, and as always, hilarious video