[Chpt. 31] God's Plan, Is Seriously Screwed Up

[Astr0chimp]

Yes people do read the description :P

[dumecawi]

wtf, all shit happens to us is coz god planned? hahaha how stupid am i to dont beliave in this shit? he dont need a plane to make the woman lost his eye or hand, he can just cut it of by miracle, u wake up in the morning and look at the mirror, oh god my eye is missing...

[DetroitUrbanTV]

The reason she is making the choice to go to God to explain the accident is because it was a highly traumatic experience and she is still trying to mentally process what happened - Post Traumatic Stress Disorder? I can think of 10 more reasons how this coping mechanism has developed. However, what I do suspect is that she may have caused this accident herself by thinking that God would save her as she did not take care and safety away from the propellers. Or also, was she attempting suicide?

[jbeckert62]

where does the crowd facepalm at 2:08 or thereabouts come from? I gotta have that clip

[Yagihige]

@jbeckert62 One of the Naked Gun movies, surely.

[bowlsallbroken]

It's funny (not the accident, I do feel bad for her) but I'll bet not only does she think this incident was "planned out" by an omnibenevolent deity, she probably also believes that that very same deity bestowed her at conception with freewill. See DarkMatter2525's recent video about Yaweh graduating from God School for a masterful deconstruction of this contradiction.

Ah, the crazy things people will believe to deal with the fucked up shit we humans have to suffer...

[Tazirai]

he planned for me to walk into that propeller.. it was his will.

lol.

[Turandot29]

This young woman has provided each of us who, at some time in our lives, will do something(s) incredibly stupid and against our own best interests: "It was part of God's plan for me!!"

Thank you, Lauren.

[Breadfan93]

Lmao dumb bitch

[pilgrimpater]

See? God really does heal amputees. Ahem, cough.

[Merlinmagi]

If I were the person giving out prosthetics. I would refuse to give them to people who thank god for them and not me. They can use the one god is providing them I would give the prosthetics to all the unfortunate atheists who don't have such a generous god to provide for them.

[EmmittBrownBTTF1]

Can't rule out brain injury - hehe.

[FractalMachine]

i would still do her.

=]

[stressahp]

Hey GXF love your vids. I am a pilot, and would like to tell you that I have followed her story for that main reason as to why the shut down checklist, and procedure wasn't complete when this girl was allowed to disembark. But I can attest that on the tarmac, day or night is a dangerous area. The whapping sound of a propeller can have a profound aural illusionary effect to the human ear. That display both muted, and loud characteristics. But to be fair neither of us was really their.

[colconcass]

I would be lookin for an excuse as to why I was stupid enough to walk into a propeller. "I'm not a retard!!...it was gods plan for me!"

[ReggarF]

I'll believe in jesus when he starts answering amputees' prayers and grow their limbs back. But only if regeneration of human limbs isn't discovered by science at that time.

[Oblivionic]

christians like to ignore the fact that most of what they know about the world today was 'discovered' by men who did not believe as they did, men who used their minds to come to a rational conclusion, men who went out and explored despite 'GOD' telling them the earth was flat.

[beartocouch]

When bad/good things happen to Christians they say it's a part of God's plan because they are so conceited they want to believe that God, the supposed all-powerful creator of everything, believes they are so much more important than everyone else that He is paying attention to them.

[DscvryDaveJudd]

Hey man, I know exactly where you're coming from and I completely agree with you. But you're going to kill yourself if you don't calm down a little. Smoke a cigarette, get drunk, get high, get laid. What ever you need to do, bro. I don't want you dieing on me, though. I like your videos.

[JJPHILLYLG]

Battered person syndrome

[CABALCORE100]

You will hear a lot people thanking God for being alive after being in an accident, and receiving some sort of medical technology to help them live. No don't thank the scientist, doctors, or technology that keeps you alive. Just thank God. I fucking hate people like that. I think it is bullshit that they say that god helped them, and not other people, or advances in medicine.

[CABALCORE100]

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

[Stonegoal]

Don't blame anything on luck. Like is like free will completely random. Everything is cause and effect.

[robtbo]

If Jesus forced me into an airplane propeller, I'd be trying to get back on his good side, too.

[firefly4f4]

Reminds me of a recent facebook post by a friend, which was essentially:

"My friend's cancer hasn't spread. God is good."

My reaction:

"YOUR FRIEND HAS CANCER, which presumably you believe your god gave to her! How is that in any way good?"

[TheTazzietiger]

@firefly4f4 stupid thing about prayer ..is if what they are praying for does come true (by dumb luck ) they go ...oh god is great ..my prayers where answered ...on the flip side if the prayers are not answered (due to luck lol ) ..they go ...oh well that was gods will he must have a plan ....what a crock !

[firefly4f4]

@TheTazzietiger Exactly. So assuming god does have a plan, the prayer is (modifying a recent vid by V00D00SIXXX):

1) already part of the plan, in which case it's redundant.

2) against the plan, in which case it's futile

3) incidental to the plan, in which case you can't tell it from either 1 or 2, and why is all this stuff going on which isn't part of said plan?

[bowlsallbroken]

@firefly4f4

Exactly. V00D00SIXXX is, once again as aways, one smart cookie.

[jbeckert62]

@TheTazzietiger I'm just going to keep praying to Joe Pesci.

[dawn0293]

I guess it's easier to swallow the pill of tragedy if you can wash it down with the idea that it was part of a greater narrative that will somehow enrich your life in some mystical manner.

[Dimo006]

Well, to be honest, how the hell else was she supposed to deal with the fact that she WALKED INTO a propeller? If it's all part of God's plan, it makes her seem like less of an idiot.

[NefariousBshenkd]

God pushed her into the propeller! Someone arrest that imaginary metaphysical entity.

[MrHack4fun]

LOLOLOL. This woman is seriously stupid. She should not reproduce unfortunately we all know thats a pipe dream.

[forceofhatred]

Why no description?



[gatorboymike]

If she attributes the whole thing to "God's plan," that means she doesn't have to feel like the idiot she is.

[Dimo006]

@gatorboymike Dammit, you beat me to it.

[KrisBlueNZ]

Spot on. I wish I could like this video lots of times.

[shango02005]

God done took my arm! But, that's ok cause he done made me up miracle prosthetic one! Just part of the plan! uh-yuk!

[PurpleGhost]

To your first question, as to how one can walk into a propeller blade by acident.

It's easier than you think, you talk about noticing the sound, that's actually a detriment. If you think it should be louder than it is, you might be closer to it than you realize.

You can hear the sound, very clearly and loudly all the way around the plane, and even ten feet away, it sounds very similar to up close.

Next, after misjudging how close you are, you just have to stumble.

It's that simple.

[QuietSkate]

What in the actual fuck....

[23Tev]

Propeller Blades - 1... Yahweh's Supposed Omnipotence - 0

[Mee551able]

Thats religion :-/

[tocofool]

I fell bad for her but she's fucking dumb.

[MrGOTAMA420]

: 33 ? SHE IS AN  IDIOT

[nett103]

If I believed in a god and he had walk into a propeller, I would look else where for another god or not believe at all.

[chesster423]

she looks like a man..

[dontbugit]

give her credit for blaming god for something bad. most of the time when something good happens people give god the credit.

[TheTexanCanadian]

I'm of the mind that we are hurting ourselves by valuing human life so much. Stay with me here... I love life, I love people, and I don't want anyone to be harmed, especially children. But nature has a way of weeding out those not suited for survival. Because we are doing our best to make sure no one is hurt, the stupid people are surviving and creating more stupid people, and nature isn't having a chance to do its job. That's bound to have nasty repercussions.

I'm a humanist, by the way.

[TheTexanCanadian]

If she was stupid enough to walk into a propeller is it any wonder she is stupid enough to swallow that Christian crap?

[wideosvatcher]

Accidents arent accidents if they are planned. Prothestics ' just prove humans had to get good at repairing gods handiwork

[talkingprimate]

She's a dummy...



[wideosvatcher]

.....and if she died people would say well god needed another choir member,

[thrashblackdeath666]

@wideosvatcher or another groupie.

[Portocala15]

Maybe she changed her mind after the accident? ... Yeah, right. But her mother... *barf*

The facepalm moment was awesome! Bwahahah!

[NeroJoe83]

I though he was going to talk about Gods plan to force mankind to be born into sin, and then hold us accountable for a sinful nature, and then demand burned offerings to forgive the sin, only to later send his Son who is actually himself, to sacrifice himself in order to create a loophole in his own rules, in order to forgive us of sin and to save us from the system that he himself had created.

Wait... what are we talking about again? I'm confused.

[hanson666999]

:^( are these people f*ing real *FACEPALM* :^/

[murrayc1968]

I heard of a similar story where a man was electrocuted while working on top of a power pole, and his face was literally burned off. Even though he had skin grafts, he still looked like a bare skull wrapped in tinfoil. And of course, he found Jesus after that.

[justjulie37]

Every time that I hear someone say it was God's plan, I want to punch them in the head

[TheTazzietiger]

@justjulie37 it was gods plan for you to say that lol (just joking with you )

[jeison5antiago]

holy fuck! these people are really fuck dup...i'm laughing my ass off

btw great video man!

[sstan1337]

Andre, that is exactly what religion is for!!!! It´s a crutch for people having a hard time. People who have it easy in life and belive in god, THAT I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND!!! But when a man in prison for life says Jesus is all I´ve got..... I understand that perfectly.

[kirkoyer]

Someone probrably told her " it was to save you from the sin of vanity"

[sstan1337]

@kirkoyer Oh man, you´re probably right. That is so fuckin hard. And to think that these poor people are thankfull to these fuckin Churches, sick.

[kirkoyer]

@sstan1337 If its true I don't know? But, when I was a Christian I would have belived it if I heard about it. Just like when my brother died from a brain tumor, people from the church my family attended said "Ya'll didn't have enough faith and that's why he died". I'm sure others belived it.

[sstan1337]

@kirkoyer Well, When I used to be a Christian I heard lots of really fucked up shit too, and I belived it. My entire beautiful childhood wasted feeling bad about myself because of a fairytale. I´m mad bro.

[sr22gts]

I agree that the pilot may bear *some* culpability. All pilots (even those of single engine props) are supposed to brief or advise any passengers of safety concerns, particularly that of moving near spinning blades. Don't recall whether she was getting-in (bad) or -out (worse) of the plane, but there's a reason we yell CLEAR PROP when starting-up, and not open the cockpit until we pull out the key.

[TheViolentBuddha]

@thinkingskeptic1 Same here bro.