Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 20

[Ravenclawesome12]

"Dobby was WATCHING"



[HenryvKeiper]

"'I slit my wrists while I moshed to MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited'..."

"Why do you slit your wrists if you're excited?"

"She's multitasking."

That and the "Dobby was watching" part both made this my favorite episode lol.

[NarutoRPCfan]

"And Dobby was watching!"

THAT NEVER GETS OLD!

[videogamenostalgia]

Adding 'and Dobby was watching' to the end of ANY sentence makes it better...

[heartgirl79]

I losed al mi bran cllz lstinin ta ths, n I rd it misgelf 1!111111

[TKA001]

"Four billion ellipses... S-"

"Oh, no..."

[NorweganWood]

She's going to Romania - don't complain, she's gone for three days... this is good news!

[GirReporting4Duty]

Wait why was Dobby in the school? She's only watched the movies she doesn't know Dobby works at the school in book 4.

[Cranequill]

@GirReporting4Duty More evidence shes an epic troll.

[TheRatherLikely]

watching this at night and dobby is staring me :o

[MisturMagenta]

WELL excuuuuuse me, Enoby/Ebony/Eboby/Egogy/fuck I don't even--

[hichixichifoeva]

"You wanna sploodge with me-"

"You want the pamphlet man, you want the pamphlet?"

"...Okay, You wanna come with me-"

All three of you brilliant men are the Pamphlet's bitch.

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

"...and Dobby was watching."

I have never laughed so much before in my life!

[videogamenostalgia]

Because it's a good idea to walk up to a teacher who has been exposed as a paedophile and scream 'ARE YOU GONNA COME RAPE ME OR WHAT!?'

[voodoo24000]

I really want a coke now...kinda sad considering I hate coke lol

[jezzzzkuuhhh]

"Jesus Christ, things are going smoothly!"

[SinclairSnape]

'...and Dobby was watching.' I started laughing so hard I was crying and I had to piss! It's five minutes after I heard it, and I'm STILL laughing!

[LordSintax]

"ludacris"... You keep ussing that word... I do not think it means what you think it means...

[LeBubblesSan]

Urple! Why would anyone wear urple voluntarily? I mean except Ragnar the Urple, but that's rather implied.

[SkySayzRawr]

I don't think that Enoby has the best sense of who's hot, since she's been bowled over by latex masks and black bread in the past. :/

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

I pretty much died laughing at "Dobby was watching". XDDD Moreso at "He said he wouldn't cum". XDDDDDDD Omg, this just gets worse and worse...

[masterplusmargarita]

Hey! It's not true that the other houses don't exist! Remember when Vampire was randomly sucking blood from a Hufflepuff in Biology class? Right before a pentagram turned into a guitar which turned out to be Draco in disguise?

[Ayakomiichanfull]

"He told me he wouldn't come.He told me he wouldn't ejaculate..."

I didn't catch any of this when I had the redatred (get it?cuz im goffick) idea to read it...

I'm dying from laughter.Thank you, I may regain some of my sanity due to this reading.

[FMidnight]

You guys could read me the back of a shampoo bottle and I would be happy.. :'D

[raehinnenkamp]

I didn't even figure out who "Lumpkin" was until the very end of the fanfiction...surprised I survived long enough... O.o

[WizardrockMonster]

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Enoby!

[RyuzakisGirl]

you guys are the only ones i will listen to. your the best. ..i mean ur da brst!!11. gettit cuz ur turnin me goffik? XD *dead*

[Gibsonsgman1214]

I love your accents!

'Can I please borrow con-dems?'

[Aelflar]

So THAT`S why Dobby has that expression of sheer horror perpetually upon his face...

[CHAWCLATE]

Lumpkin killed me.

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

LMFAO. Really? SNAPEXLUPIN(xdobby?) SLASH?.....Too far Ebony. TOO. FAR. <3

[Goodeyesniper913]

Why does she keep using the word "ludacris?" She has not used or spelled it correctly once.

[amandamaya123]

The one person who dislikes this is definitley Tara.

[hellokitty1494]

Ugh... This fanfic brings such disgrace to MCR -_-

[rubberchickenbreath]

Why are we reading this?

Let me explain and save you guys 50 points of your IQ

Ebony is goffic, everyone is goffic, insert pedophiles, mary sues of biblical preportions, posers, MCR, whore clothing, and thousands (yes, thousands) of misspelled words

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

"Well eeexcuuuuuuuse me!... Princess!"

I had to, dammit!

[Tareltonlives]

"He was going to cum-rape her!"

"I'm not even going to comment on that one"

"Holy shit, it's a real MCR concert" "It went well for once!"

[XXXKingofSorrow]

How did you become a Goth?

Boy 1: I got fed up with the way of the world.

Girl 1: I was sick of the possers and lame music and messages in the world.

Me: I read 'My Immortal'.

[MomoMaurici]

Was there a Spoony reference in there somewhere? "I NEED SCISSORS! 61!"

[Juhachigou1995]

And when did Snake get involved in this mess?! O__o

[Erahoshigakinara]

YOU DIMWIT! A BOX!

XDDD

[Nerdfighter12]

" She's multitasking" Haha!

[Nerdfighter12]

These make me ashamed to like MCR.

[HyrAyl]

I have a theory.

The Joker went mad 'cause he read this whole fiction. The scars are due to laughing so hard his mouth broke.

[Carnage1235]

Yeah, the Dobby bit really caught me off guard, mainly because she hadn't mentioned him once, and he didn't belong there, AT ALL.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Bad Dobby".

[AssasinsofKumo]

@Carnage1235 lol

[2013ASH]

And Dobby was watching!!!

[XXXKingofSorrow]

06:18

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me!  Princess!

[TrrainWrreck]

@XXXKingofSorrow nice job hero D<

[XXXKingofSorrow]

@TrrainWrreck Then you get the joke!?

[TrrainWrreck]

@XXXKingofSorrow duhh! xDD loz ftw.

[Zetsu101019]

Oh, he's being a fucking bastard, he told me he wouldn' t cum!

xDD sooo epic.

[saosina]

HOW CAN YOU SLIT YOUR WRISTS WHILST MOSHING? HOOOOOOW?!?! I personally can hardly STAND UP while moshing. Therefore, I am deeply disappointed in the two of you for not picking up on this. SHAME ON YOU. SHAAAAAAAME.

[handmiadenofgod]

@saosina And furthermore, how did she manage to mosh decently alone in her room?

[saosina]

@handmiadenofgod Charged into walls? Elbowed wardrobes in the face?

[DrBreakfastMachine]

God that Metal Gear reference was awesome.

[Ediblemittens]

How can you mosh to MCR? They're like the gayest band ever.

[egdeltur666]

They're goffik.

[omigoduguys12]

Draco a fucking pussy always fucking crying hahahahha

[ShootTheZombies]

Lumpkin. lmao!

[RagingPsyco]

"... And Dobby was WATCHING!"

I died laughing.

[neofox101]

@RagingPsyco

BEST. THING. SHE/HE. EVER. WROTE.

[FlameFeathers]

@RagingPsyco and then HE starts coughing, and it gets better

[teentitansrock88]

@RagingPsyco we referr to and doby was watching alot in school

[GanjaBuddha420]

snape and lubin were doin it and doby was watching haha fucking hilarious

[Fishstixj4l]

why is garrys mod tagged?

[totalqt13]

"Holy shit, they're at a real MCR concert!"

" ... Things are goin' smoothly" - XD

[anotherinternetter]

When he says "They both shot angrily" isnt that another word for ejackulate....

[JellyDehli]

@-@

[Geminilion100]

princess

[Shawaii]

At this point, for the color, I can't remember if 'ebony' or 'enoby' is the right spelling now. ;-;

[IchabodNarf]

The other two houses don't exist?

Then where did the random Hufflepuff come from in chapter whatever-it-was?

Nice try in the excu~use me, by the way.

How much goddamn cum is there in this story?

[lolmuffins123]

The Hufflepuff Ha-...Vampire was sucking blood out of? He's in the Hair of magical-magic creatures party!

[CybilBennett66]

It's okay, he was probably masticating to it. :)

[PucksGirlfriend]

According to a forum of Ffnet, Raven killed herself in 2008. May she rest in peace. Her editing skills will be sorely missed.

[Notebooked]

...Hold on, hold on hold on hold ON.

If SNAPE and LUPIN were doing it, why would he need condoms? There's...no risk of pregnancy. Unless it's male pregnancy. ...Which is probably possible in the MAJICKAL world of Ebony. I mean Enoby.

[myFork]

Did you forget? There must be other factors!

That my friend is the answer to everything the Enobyverse. ^_^

- myFork

[Notebooked]

But--but no one had any! They were sold out! There WERE no other factors!

THIS ISN'T PSYCHICALLY POSSIBLEEEEE!

[brighttomorrows]

I'm not trying to defend this travesty of a story (though this reading does make for some damn good lulz)... but yeah, gay sex should probably also involve condoms.

Though I seriously doubt this linguistically impaired tart would think of that.

[Notebooked]

Ah, I see. Sorry. I'm not really knowledgeable about that, so... ...yeah, I probably shouldn't talk about it. Sorry, though thank you for your response.

[brighttomorrows]

Not at all :)

I hadn't meant to come off all preachy or nit-picky or whatever. Sometimes I just randomly point out shit like that.

[MST3K86]

STD's maybe? Though in this "story" MPREG is a real possibility.

[itachifan1243]

you skipped, like 3 "sentences"

"The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ENOBY on it.

.I gasped."

[rbdbibi]

Sometimes I feel this story is making fun of us, instead of the other way around. IT SUCKS!

But reading along with you guys is much funnier.

[GrumpusRed]

You guys flipped the fuck out, that was amazing XD

[bethisazombie]

'condems'

lol.

[ToshiyaRoxMySox]

Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1

-

My favorite part. xD I love you guys so much.

[ReHatake]

This is full of epic win. Especially when reading it while listening. You guys are awesome!

[itachifan1243]

I'm reading along, so it's TWICE as funny! XDXDXDROFL

[ToruKun1]

"R U gonna cum Rape me or what!!" XDD

Why won't Dumblydork fire Snake and Loopin!?!?! XDD

[TonyBranston]

He has a headache.

[HermitBlake]

Snake X Loopin + Dobby = Best Chapter Ever. XD

[itachifan1243]

I will SO ship SxL+D(Algebra!) from now on! :D

[Amywilkey]

every notice that EVERYONE but Harry and Draco is a prev. Poor Dobby

[John3nigma]

EXCUSSSSEEEEEE ME!

:)Thank you Steve Martin

[omifishcakes]

ahh snake and loopin :D

The best thing in this..apart from tom bombadil

[deidaraslove]

No, Snake, don't be in this fanfiction! It makes you look silly! Go hide in a box elsewhere! Try to stay away from "Loopin".

[graycalls]

Yes, "Snake"! Go hide at Spinner's End! She'll never find you there!

[RaraisRad]

lol poor dobby.

[omifishcakes]

Lmaoooooooo Dobby xD

[AgeOfMyths]

Oh my God, poor Dobby! I laughed so hard my eyes watered!

[RikaHachigawa]

Oh God, I choked on my pudding at the Dobby thing!!! ROFLMAO

[blinkAsthenia182]

I actually spit out my drink at the part with Dobby. Like you guys said, NO ONE would SERIOUSLY write that. xD

This story HAS to be a joke...or at least I HOPE it is. Be scary as hell if it wasn't. 0_o

[darkmoon17]

poor dobby...or maybe he enjoyed it

[Hiroko819]

"R u gonna cum rape me or what?" That sounds like an invitation. O_o

Doby was watching! Oh my gosh, I was laughing so hard at that I cried. Fangs (geddit? cus im gofik) for another awesome video. You guys are hilarious! XD

[LoffleMe]

EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME XD

(princess XDD)

[ShinigamiKiiana]

Lame LoZ references ftw. :'D

[/High five]

[imapirate16]

lol wtf is draco doing crying in a corner??

and if you are at a concert how can you even hear someone crying in a corner??

[tarponofd00m]

MANGOOOOOOOOOOO

[justgoaway11]

"He told me he wouldn't cum."

XD GENIOUS!!