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  • love it, too funny!

  • I am going to become a missionary to the penguin community. Too many penguins are living in sin these days, and, thanks to dprjones, there is finally some attention being brought to this fact. We need to preach jesus to the animals so they can get to heaven. If we don't there will be nothing to eat when we get there! After all, how can we call it paradise if there is no delicious penguin meat.

  • OK you broke me i watched this episode and even have it on my DVR..will go and bury my head in shame now.

  • 75 percent of Americans are God-­‐fearing Christians; 75 percent of prisoners are God-­‐fearing Christians. 10 percent of Americans are atheists; 0.2 percent of prisoners are atheists.

  • Is the creator of this video mentally retarded?

  • @Davve941018 Either that or he's joking. Considering DPRJones is an outspoken athiest I would guess the latter...

  • Fearing the wrath of god has nothing to do with moral. Christians believe they will go to hell if they sin. So they do not do bad thing and do good things for going to heaven, wich is quite selfish. They dont really care about the people they are doing good things to, they just do it for themselves.

    I am an atheist and i have the ability to feel pitty for the penguin who was robbed.

  • Its like me as a penguin

  • Cheeky sod. *WIN!*

  • Next, bonobo apes, they commit a sex scandal every 25 seconds.

  • HunterGreeny is coming

  • Omg the sneaky little fucker..

  • so the atheist wins?

  • i knew penguins steal, just ask the redwings!

  • I would kill one of these penguins if they ever stole from me

  • TROLLED

  • LMAO that's hilarious!

  • Perhaps anyone who believes Psalm 14:1 to be true should do a little research. The source of your world view should not be bound by a single book written by a bunch of bronze-age shepards. Cute video, though.

  • They were not atheist penguins. They were not eating their young.

    How could you guys forget atheists eat babies.

  • What has atheism got to do with animals? they haven't the slightest comprehension of what religion even is! Who knows? maybe in their DNA they know who god is but just won't say. But the idea that animals are atheists is highly unreasonable since they, for one, have to proclaim themselves either atheist or theist. Only man, on earth, can only classify themselves as such and differentiate and even alienate others for their different beliefs. I'm Catholic if you think I'm atheist.

  • @bigjoe777 Not much it just evidence that humans are animals, and that animals share characteristics like theft, and that theft has nothing to do with being godless, it is just a feature of animals.

  • @metalmarious In the animal kingdom, there are some species that allow the males to forcefully put themselves upon the females and leave them. Is that why we have rape? We're better than animals, we're humans. We speak, we think, we create, we do. Don't you dare side us with such lower forms. We, like them? I can understand we're all earthlings here, but honestly, what makes us human is our reasoning abilities. Because we think, we know what's immoral and wrong.

  • @bigjoe777 Yes that may be one of the reasons we have rape. Yes you are probably better than other animals. Yes you have a bigger brain allowing you to think, reason (more than they can) and develop moral systems , systems of justices etc. But animals think as well, just not as much as you.

    • Yes one knows what is immoral/wrong because one can think and foresee the consequences of ones actions, not because one believes in a god.

    » A belief in God has nothing to do with being moral.

  • @metalmarious "A belief in God has nothing to do with being moral" I'm not asking you to believe if there is a god or not. What I was trying to emphasize is whether you know the rights and wrongs and that you don't equate the human being with an animal. Should you do so, you'd better go to some jungle strip naked and stop talking and behaving like a human. (in terms of evolution) yes we were from animals, considerably are still so, but at a higher level than them.

  • We need a mega church in antarctica to bring the word to the penguins.

    Tell Ted Haggard there are lots of "Fairy Penguins" he be there like a shot.

  • Hee!

  • Fucking stupid.

    EVERY animal cheats and steals.

  • @Pinkstick81

    Humans are no exception to that.

    Would animal morals require a God to explain them?

    I do not think so and human morals do not need a magical explanation either.

    As no magical explanation is necessary the idea of God being the source of morals is redundant and must be discarded using Occam's razor.

  • @EmbraceSupremacy Who said you were a rational person? That penguin back-pack probably has a bomb in it, you fundamentalist penguinist.

  • "Humor--it is a difficult concept." (American movie, American spelling)

  • This video made my night.

  • @EmbraceSupremacy 1,100 'likes' looks like pretty good company to me. You should be flagged for your fundamentalist extremism. If you aren't controlled you might start throwing red paint on us, or vandalising government buildings, or worse... Honestly, if it weren't for the exploitation of animals, you wouldn't even know penguins exist.

  • Bahahaha! xD

  • Crap, I guessed the atheist was the one working while all the others just stood around like mindless sheep.

  • How about Dolphins performing acts of heroism with individuals not of their own species. Dolphins don't have god either. Does that mean good deeds are unique to atheists as well?

  • The prison population is far more religious than it is atheist. I've seen numerous surveys proving this. Very few prisoners are atheist.

  • Using a "flightless bird" to drive the point was perfect!

  • religious ppl= penguins  , both have no brain

  • @kol3la60l That is a deeply unfair thing to say to penguins, they are lovely little birds who do nothing to be compared to theists.

  • it spent time making a troll video, dickhead :-D

  • lots of funny/amusing/sad comments here.  good troll video, buddy.

  • "a little know fact" lol cool story bro

  • Oh those penguins are the cutest little buggers. I can haz?

  • The Catholic faith is a gift to all believers & a thing of great spiritual beauty. I thank God every day for being a Catholic- it has enhanced my life to an incalculable degree.

    My own dear, late father was a Priest, & my sister & I still own some of the beautiful vestments he wore over the years. Also, we have VOLUMES of letters from parishioners- ALL speak of his kindness & care for those in need.

    I have respect for other faiths, but can’t believe they offer what the ONE TRUE FAITH gives.

  • That penguin is a jackass!

  • Why are some people so bad at recognizing a joke?

  • @MissGueraLove because god deprived em of their sense of humor.

  • Fuck religion.

  • Oh Em Gee! I never thought about atheist penguins, the outfits and all. I thought they were all catholic. Thank you, good sir, for bringing this refreshing insight into how the atheists trying to blend in EVERYWHERE to rob us good Christian folks of our goods.

    I hope they burn in hell. For like a long, long time.

  • Where are the pedo priest penguins?

  • Today's thief is tomorrows terrorist.

  • awww... even when they're assholes, they're still CUTE!!!

  • @ZachValkyrie What a freaking cock block!

  • LOL DPR is trolling!

  • I thought you were funny, until i read that this is under the genre of education. So no i must conclude your a troll.

  • Pssst, DPR, your sarcasm was totally missed by most of the commenters!

  • what

  • Why don't you leave the penguins the fuck alone.

    But just for good measure. I don't think penguins are self aware enough to have religion.

  • But what they don't show is how penguin A waits until penguin B, (the thief), gets his nest built and then penguin A goes over and kicks the crap out of penguin B and runs him off his nest. Now penguin A has two nests to entice the babes with.

  • @giutarsly111 lol

  • The maker of this video has no morals hahaha i don't think religion has ever had anything to do with morals except pretending it invented them. Please explain why millions of people DON'T commit acts of evil where as believers commit the WORST EVILS IMAGINABLE. Lol to the maker of this video, you belong to a cult of boy buggering masochists whom everyone knows to be the real source of evil in the world and has ALWAYS BEEN! Hitler is a good example of what believing in

  • @TheLydianRocks nonsense can produce. Why do you think he picked on the jews??? Read his own book in his own words or remain an ignorant fucktard who will be told to go read a history book repeatedly through your sad life. Have a nice day :D

  • @TheLydianRocks

    And the commenters really need to learn what sarcasm means and what a parody is.

  • I thought I was watching a protestant penguin theif assured of his forgiveness. I'm so confused.

  • lol im atheist and ive never done a crime... never even had a detention at school; wonder what keeps me from doing bad.... oh wait, its my civilised brain! who knew...

  • At the end " I KNEW IT WAS YOU TONY, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!

  • That penguin's goin to fuckin hell

  • I don't know if this is actually a serious anti-atheist video but that aside, one thing i do know is that penguins are fucking amazing

  • I hope this guy isn't serious

  • Hilarious... Unless you're not joking.

  • Oh yeah, that's real mature.

  • Pfft! Everyone knows the only, other, religious animals are cats. Mine prays to Ceiling Cat on a daily basis. She also lives in fear of Basement Cat, Ceiling Cat's nemesis!

  • Tut! Next they'll be down our high streets looting JD sports...

  • penguins rule!

  • Lololololol :') people who believe in god are idiots! But, okay it's a choice. So is atheism, so don't make propaganda about atheism. Especially using penguins, wtf -_-

    The worst point through out this, Is that religion caused and causes more problems throughout the world than being an atheist could ever cause :/

  • @darknessoflight2k9 ahhhh, do you know who dprjones is?

    LOL, I'm assuming for the moment that you don't. Watch some of his other content and then come back again.

  • Is this a dpr Jones video, or a Thunderfuck video. I'm so confused.

  • @dprjones What are morals exactly and why would some people have more than another?

    I'm going to Jack-in-the-Box and as I walk through the door I see a family of 3 just a few steps behind me. Do I choose to wait and pull the door open for them or do I quickly step ahead. It's a choice I make. If you choose to reject God (Good in 47 languages) then you're making a moral choice. If I'm constantly reminded by my church to hold the door open guess which choice I'm more likely to make?

  • :D I didn't cause a ruckus!

  • man there shud be a penguin circus

  • What the fuck. So people who don't believe In God go around raping and stealing things? Yeah ok... Because I'm pretty sure there's more proof that religion causes hate then it does spreads 'peace' What about the crusades, religious executions, Muslim extremists oh and the little manner of a Christian murdering many innocent people not even a few months ago. Who ever made this video is a fucking joke. Stop waiting around for 'salvation' and get on with your fucking life.

  • @spo666tty You do realise he was being sarcastic right?

  • @spo666tty Get a grip and grow up you idiot.

  • @spo666tty "Who ever made this video is a fucking joke."

    What you said was almost correct. But the person who made this video is an atheist. The video is a joke.

  • @spo666tty This video is indeed a joke - but to be fair, due to Poe's Law, he probably should have written "THIS IS A SARCASTIC JOKE" somewhere.

  • @spo666tty Derrrr!

  • @spo666tty

    Woooosh!!

  • @spo666tty

    "Who ever made this video is a fucking joke."

    Methinks that if you do a little research on the chap who "made this video" it'll be you that is the "fucking joke".

    Good luck.

  • @Pigdowndog It's the sentiment that counts. Religion is basically a joke anyway, so whatever.

  • @spo666tty You might wanna look at his channel.

  • @tctheunbeliever He doesn't need to look at DPRs channel; 17 thumbs up can't be wrong - sorry, make that 18 :P

  • original pls

  • Not going to lie I'd rather not be threatened with hell all my life and live as I want to than be suppressed, religion has held humanity back enough as it is

  • This video seems to have been misplaced in the wrong category, it should be in fiction.

  • Atheist is such a bad word, but It's one hell of a lot better than religious.

  • The stupid one isn't the uploader it's the people falling for the video.

  • arrrrr i want a pet peguin!!!

  • oh shit i better start stealing some rocks then. (or even rape if it warms up)

    ignorant

  • Can't tell if trolling, or really stupid

  • I remember when I first became an atheist. All these videos against God were so exciting. I couldn't wait to watch the next video that flies in the face of religion!.... Now it all bores me, I don't care if people believe in God or not. As long as they don't ram it down my throat.

    Maybe dpr and tf00t should try not ramming their world view down peoples throats too, then maybe, we could coexist peacefully. :)

  • @Philipisgr8 Sure. I'm sure the extremist Muslims who would like to harm you, me, "dpr," and "tfoot" would love to coexist with us peacefully. Perhaps if you just stop caring and forget about them (while demanding everyone else stop talking about them to assist your burying your head in the sand), they'll find something more productive to do with their time and stop trying to harm infidels. Good luck with that.

  • @Philipisgr8

    You seem to not grasp the concept of "Ramming one's view down another's throat"

    You choose to come to Youtube to watch videos, you choose to go watch a video by DPR Jone's who only uploads atheist videos. Every single viewer is here by their own voluntary choice, and every single viewer can end the video with a single click of a button.

    That doesn't quality as having somebody's beliefs forced upon them.

  • @Philipisgr8 Is placing a vid online ramming stuff down your throat? Seriously?

  • @maartenjohannes Not placing "A" vid.... But placing about 200 vids? Yer, I'd say it is. I'm bored of his videos now, it's a shame because I really used to enjoy my subscription to dpr.

    Now he's like the Christians, always trying to push his own agenda and using any pathetic little jab he can get against Christians. He does it for attention and to try and make himself feel like he's better than them.

    Before you start saying "don't watch his videos then!" Don't worry, I wont.

  • @Philipisgr8 There are probably thousands of people who placed more than 200 vids online. And you don't even need to watch them for them to get rammed through your throat! Thousands, MILLIONS of videos you've never seen, rammed through your throat. I feel really sorry for you...

  • @maartenjohannes You feel sorry for me? Because I got bored of dpr? I don't care about the millions of videos I've never seen, obviously they don't concern me. I was subscribed to dpr, he has become annoying because all his videos are the same.

    There are many other atheist youtubers that manage to keep atheism interesting, dpr isn't one of them. The fact that you feel sorry for me, makes me think you're an idiot or someone with empathy issues.

  • Stupid motherfuckin bird take my rocks I'll kick yo ass

  • Look at that little bastart hahaha,he checks when the poor penguin goes for more rocks.

  • that penguin is fucking hilarious

  • Hahahaha....!!!

    Gosh...now i know why i stole a chocolate bar from my uncle when i was small.!!!!

    All bcos i was without GOD.!!!!

  • absurd & funny...

  • Pro!

  • Yeah it's easy when the other one's an idiot

  • the religious ones eventually stone the females to death

  • @ppauly LOL good one

  • @ppauly Females are evil.

  • @noobenstein Spoken like a true woman.

  • @ppauly LOL!

  • OMG, this Poe lacks the hints.

  • This was funny besides the religious shit, since when are atheists more likely to be robbers? That's bullshit!

  • your an idiot

  • Oh fuck off u religious cunt

  • This will only confuse a lot of believers.

  • omg that is adorable

  • lmao

  • god damned atheists! stealing my fucking pebbles

  • rapeface @ 0:40

  • I choose balls to it. I mean come on, you've just taken an adele penguin who has happened to find a better way of building the nest. Because of this, the stealing penguin will get the mate and pass on the superior genetics. In a world without stealing adele penguins, will Christianity prevail? No. The same things will be happening. I'm an atheist. Do you see me in jail with tattoos of crosses on my chest? If you do, I suggest you go to see an optician.

    Hope you didn't bother to read this,

  • Very good dprjones!!!

  • wow that is awesome :)

  • That is clearly an atheist penguin.

  • stupid. how are you moral if you only do good things because god threatens you with eternal torture?

  • LOL...I suspected as much after watching the movie Madagascar. I'll say a prayer for them to my imaginary friends.

  • Hahahahaha!!

  • This video was a long way to go for a weak joke/point. Along with TF's Jesus schtick and Aronra's impersonations, I'd say the boys might want to aim for wit rather than outright comedy.

  • Pastor Penguin will guarantee an afterlife of everlasting fish and rocks if you tithe towards his god, a portion of your findings.

  • I love how the thief penguin at the end is like "Bitch get off my nest"

  • LOL!!! Naughty penguin!

  • Those bastards are dressed as nuns for crying out loud!

  • I LOL'd

  • Aren't penguins infected with "teh ghey", so they're evil already?

  • Lol nature is funny somtimes

  • Or perhaps could this be used in some fashion to expend their energy to solve a vast RIP given you could place the nodes. Oh, the craziness to which us humans aspire!

  • I wonder what percentage of "thieving penguins" make it through the season or is it just a mutation.

  • @daeamarth if the penguin doesnt have to go all over the place, wasting energy searching and isnt stabbed in the back during the night i say he has better odds of survival than MR hardworking.......just like people eh? :P

  • It's so funny how no one seems to be getting that this was a parody. A lampooning if you will.

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  • @SinisterChris I thought it was clearly a joke but then I saw religious passages on the channel and I've seen dumber beliefs on top of that this was featured in and Atheists forum so I figured they were not playing devil's advocate but then I watched the religious passage videos (what I could stomach of the famine one that is) and I realized they were. It's a relief actually. I'm usually the one who does catch the tongue in cheek stuff but this one threw me a bit.

  • @SinisterChris In a way, that's a compliment on dprjone's skill as a satirist. I sure as hell wouldn't want to be in his crosshairs. ;-)

  • Everyone just chill , smoke some weed and watch the penguins ;D

  • @Cheddarswiss21 Done. Penguins are cool.

  • Die Überpinguine!

  • If this is the case..why is it that so many in the church, who do believe in god, can still commit such atrocities ? The logic here simply doesn't compute...

  • My dear Sir: Hardly "Crap".

    Civil humor to your channel.

    Charles

  • (rolls eyes) Oh Christ ... oops =P

  • Soooooooo cuuuuuuuuute.

  • Of course the thief was black....

  • That atheist bastard!!

  • It's hard being an Atheist, and a thief, murdering, rapist. I can't ask for forgiveness right before I die.

  • Muslim penguin is a terrorist.

  • XD....... I enjoyed this video.

  • Listen guys, the penguin is just being efficient.

  • @19Tranc3r92

    Chances are high that it studied economics.

  • What a degenerate nihilist.