United States Classified Top Secret Weapon Footage

[sickayda]

OMG! that is the worst thing i have ever seen, LOL!! mine sweeper,

[MegaAirsoftforlife]

Wtf

[Baltahfeek]

Imagine the stink from the fat cells bursting forth with years of toxic food (let alone the stench of sweaty parts of the body and the incredible BO) would render any foolish terrorist unconscious within milliseconds of any close encounter with this inhumane weapon...fantastic weapon, cruel though, very cruel...but that`s the cost of war...

[Super9w]

You made laugh alone at 4:46 ( Indian Standard Time ) At Lemon Tree Hotel business center.

[888theeye]

i have not laughed so hard for like ...............twenty minutes Thankyou

[Beulah502]

That was repusive

[12baltimor]

fucker!

[lukealucard]

fuck youself

[AM2M]

LOL......

[time2blowstuffup]

so THATS how fat people take off

[OttoWhackew]

Seeeeeeeeeeeee.  Pigs can fly !!!!!!!!

bless her lmao

[zakariah32583]

oh my the poor boat actually looks to have been pulled backwards when her shute caught the wind.

[volopok]

Olulz XD

[croma81]

ROFLMAO!

[TheMamonth]

)))))))))))))))

[plmqas]

She has a wings !!!!!!

[TheAceofOcea]

rofl nice one xD respect dude that made my day

[johydee1]

that boat engine must have been SCREAMING!!!

[trento7o8]

Beware terrorist theres Apache's theres Abrams and then theres these monster

[Richchiman1990]

Looool she's farting chem trails!

[walidot]

Lol

[YeaChicago10]

WOW 9/11 was not a fuckin inside job u pieces of shit. OUR GOD DAMN COUNTRY DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WIT BLOWING UP THE TALLEST AND MOST EXPENSIVE BUILDINGS AT THE TIME AND ANYBODY WHO BELIEVES IN ALIENS AND CONSPIRACY SHIT SHOULD GO FUCKIN KILL THEMSELVES. HOW CAN U FUCKERS B SO GOD DAMN STUPID. OSAMA ADMITTED TO IT REPEATEDLY AS WELL. IF U DO NOT TRUST THE US GOVERNMENT GO LIVE IN IRAN. RETARDS GROW THE FUCK UP!

[walidot]

@YeaChicago10 Don't pee your self over it. You got raped by your government ..like it or not. :P

buildings don't colapse on their own like tower 7 (was not hit by a plane) did...

1+1=2 not bin ladin sorry :)

[cronicjointpain]

@YeaChicago10 your wrong, is was an inside job, do your research, look it up, there is alot of shit evidence out there, but it is just an attempt to confuse you and make you belief that it wasn't an inside job, but if you sort through all that bullshit, you will find the real evidence read Behold A Pale Horse, it will clear everything up for you, and its not just the us government that is corrupt beyond belief, it is almost all governments, for real look it up and read the book.

[600percentjesus]

@YeaChicago10 If YOU trust the government YOU are the reason why our country was sold off to the richest 1% long ago, and they do shit worse than 9eleven everyday, or at least their death squads do, but it's in other countries so who cares right? The atrocity of 9eleven will be punished. Obama has no real power, but if there's a revolution during Cheney's lifetime, he's going on trial and the truth may finally come out. FUCK OSAMA AND THE REST OF THE CIA TOO! Aliens are irrelevant mr brainwash

[bluesuit5]

Holy shit she weighed more then the max payload limit of that harness

[philcald]

Didn't know whales could fly

[vk45de]

i woulda crapped my pants if i was attacked by that in real life

[naveindomito]

FUCKOFFFFF

[Spiderfriend642]

If its top secret then why are you shiang it with the world?

[propinki]

o żeś sie popisal polaku....

[AceOfHeart2012]

You are a cruel, souless, heartless jackoff. I'll bet you're the guy who pulled wings off of flies or blew garter snakes heads off with firecrackers. That's NOT a funny video. Now if that's your mother, sister or wife then I could see the humor in that, but if it's not, you are so far from clever I would advise you PLEASE DO NOT PROCREATE. We're trying to evolve here and for you to pollute the planet with your 'genius spuzm' will set us back 1000 years. Twisted fuck.

[MrPyrrus]

@AceOfHeart2012 She has not to eat a cow every day and she will be fine...Meybe some fruit and sport.... anyway mega super turbo vid :-)))))

[RPDXC]

LOL

[72dew]

oh my god, i just peed a little

[goodtimebob]

That has nothing to do with the US government. It is part of a Greenpeace project to keep whales away from Japanese boats.

[MARKINATORE]

LMAO I SEEN THAT 1 FAT BITCH ON AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS!!!!

[CityofShamballah]

@MARKINATORE I was wondering where this video came from. At 1:56 she look like a frog.

[stansangel1969]

i like this. I am overweight I can laugh at myself but my weight issue isn't my fault. Dr.s not all but some were very cruel to me. And this is better than the real secret weapon. I know what that is and I don't suggest even thinking about bugging them.

[hunter10874]

lol



[MrDevildawg1]

This is one retarded video. All words and no action!!!

[Ravendbleader]

omg this should be on attack of the show lmfao i accidentally gave the video thumbs down sorry lol

[elkordy83]

fuck off

[panchon7777]

hahah love it

[klynthraap]

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[ylism]

That boat must have been under a great load.

[xmarionashx]

LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!!!!!!

[awawaw777]

Yes Amerika , While You defend your precious jews herion in Afghanistan , they MASS rape and MASS drug Your Children at elementary with that same heroin !

You Can Find heroin , ghb , Reproductioninhibitors And Muscletraumainducors For Years After !

And Say ""Thank You "" to them ... Your BIG friends !!!

[SupErFeRrit22]

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[patrick1wtf]

ROFL

[looma44]

epic take off

[beldimanvlad]

ahhahahhahahahhahahhahah i fell for it

[ynopasswrd]

omg this is the funniest vid of the century

[otasni]

hahahaha omg funny as hell! xD

[memyselfandcorpse2]

wow pigs do fly

[Scariestkiller]

Oh my goooood!!!!! what the ffuck it that AAHAHH!!!!!!

[XxXGalahad1994XxX]

All fat people deserve to die :(

[XxXGalahad1994XxX]

We are all dead....

[ScottZirpolo]

Great!

[freak123h]

no wonder why osama was hiding in cave :D

[LittleantThe]

LOOOOOOL

[xmarionashx]

@freak123h BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[admiral44]

i dare sum1 to mess with us now lol

[sweetdip27]

shit mothafucka do u really wanna dare someone? DO YOU really? coz i got a few ppl in mind that dont give a shit about what kind of pusy ass buttons you can press on from the white house to kill them..they'll come with swords and slice your asses one by motherfuckin one..

[admiral44]

lol wtf

[szmuk]

Get a life...

[loverofrunescape32]

flying pig

[Sebastian1011]

LOL!

[SuperGee999]

lol

[rocker4579]

HAHAHA

[sosopheric]

i give 5 out of 5 funny as hell

[cmorren457]

lol

[RocksRockRocks]

rofl!!!!

[121fu]

lol

[ChrisArnol9010]

@mike367982

Google translator?

[modernwar44]

lol she farted gave her enough lift 2 fly afterwards went 2 mcds and ordered a bag of brgrs. 2 days later went back didnt sothey used her as an anchor. laugh word laugh

[attermire2109]

is that a young susan boyle????

[WhiteShark392]

The U.S. military is very powerful and very well-trained, I'll grant you that. But if the enemy ever breaks through this outer defense and gets to the creamy inside, it'll be a flat-out massacre. Cases in point: 9/11 and this video

[ZAC2994]

@WhiteShark392 9/11 was an inside job buddy, so whats the point of a home defense in the first place if we cant even trust our own government

[23HAMSANDWICH]

@WhiteShark392 9/11 was a surprise attack. what ur talkin about is an invasion. nobody would be able to invade the united states now. give us six months to prepare (we would prolly have more than that in real life, as invasions on this scale take massive preparations) and we would be inpenetrable to any force in this world besides ICBMs...barring missile defense systems of course...

[R3ALSimShady]

@WhiteShark392 the united states has more top secret weapons than than you could ever think of. if some one attacks the U.S. we will prevent the attacker from ever doing that again. Case in point 9/11. they attacked us and its ben 9 years and it hasn't happened again witch proves that they are too scared to ever attempt that again.

[caderly123]

@WhiteShark392

WRONG. Because people like me are armed and read to take on any invader that dares to enter our borders.

The citizens of the United States are the best armed in the world.

[MultiSr16]

@caderly123 hahah yeah that guy is crazy., the US unorganized militia can defeat any assembled fighting force on earth., if they think 1 million american soldiers is tough( ie: our armed forces) then how the hell do they think they can take on 30 to 50 million armed americans., and we dont have blot action 22 either, we have ar's ak's sniper rifles, you name it, we got it., we are the america that everyone is forgeting about, including our own government., if we ever have to fight., WE WILL WIN

[Brennen666CA]

@MultiSr16 To that to my super jew bombs....

[hibye654321]

@WhiteShark392 Like ANYONE would want to use such a weapon. IT'S THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF FOR A WEAPON. A plane that is meant to CRUSH PEOPLE? What the fucking hell? IS OUR GOVERNMENT RUN BY IDIOTS!? Like: Hey, lets just make a retarted weapon for shits and giggles!

[matthewzzxc]

i beleave i can FLY XDXDXD

[fods202]

toooooooooooooooooop secret

is a tooooop fattessss in the world

[IFLY2deep4U]

i belive she's to fat to fly, muhahaha

merry xmas

[amerkiller1995]

hahhahahahaha

fat bitch

[mike367982]

yeah can travel,land,water and air...weapons of mass destruction very hungry she even it dirt its a zombie...

[benteta]

lol man you made my day

[miskolinaconater21]

hahaha XDXDXDXD Crush the enemy!!!!!!!

[optimusmikey]

song plz???

[2113853211O]

The song/soundtrack is from the movie "Air Force One" (1997) starring Harrison Ford, it is listed in the credits at the end of my vid

[ramentasteawesome]

nah i made crappy subtitles but ill make another

[my0ldwildy]

rofl

[kruptTrust]

looooooooooooooolz when she wipes out and still speads her wings after.

[Falcon537]

Wow. Can you imagine the destructive power of a couple of these fired off in place of a standard artillery barrage? Amazing

[padookieking]

the horror........ the.. horror......

[dkzbrandt1]

Rofl! ;D

[Bgrazier]

7 burgers per mile.  rolls reece engine?

[LONEWOLF3288]

Look more like that big ass russian cargo plan a B 52 is smaller than that

[GrindedCorpse]

ok when I read the specs I was like ... ok fuck that but when I saw the images ... I said ok, this is the shit we need to crush the terrorist LOL

[TerasbetoniMetal6666]

this made my day!

Thanks man!

[scr33ky]

holy shiet !!! the new b52 bomber !!! muahaha hilarios :))

[mjf425]

that is hilarious oh my gosh

[FiredRice15]

lol thats funny shit.

[777Finster]

this video should be called fatty does a faceplant.

[mvwil]

lol

[Silioni]

It not only defies all laws of gravity, it CRUSHES them and lifts off!

[AirborneSoviet]

lol 1 mph

[SgtAnonymous]

LMAO!

[Bgrazier]

rofl, she got to flap her wings at last. god tried to denie her but she overcame adversity

[MrMadmat1]

@Bgrazier LMFAO! Yeah stick it up the big man! (omg! rofl!).

[inspardilla]

Jajajajaja,thanks pal!!!

[timetodepop]

I hope you were all amused by watching this hiddeous creature fumble through life at the expense of the productive, and healthy....I am personally infuriated that these worthless eaters are allowed to survive, when the laws of nature call for termination of such worthless, unproductive, parasites....I am sickened by the lack of responsibility, and accountability being displayed here....We need to wake up and realize that worthless eaters must be erradicated...

[q123477]

Thanks for the commentary Hitler.

[smashinsomething]

@timetodepop

Ok Hitler, I see you.

[FreePersiaForAll]

I freakin roffled!

[xXP3CXx]

"7 Burgers per Hour"? fail..

[sexking83]

wow u have no sense of humor... get off the internet u nerd... u think u so cool by posting fail.. well u not you dork

[xXP3CXx]

Thats sad how people think Over weight people are funny.. "humor".. where is the Humor in this video?

[Stealthrellik]

ur fat

[smartguy9765]

no1s safe D:

[nigafigya]

its as i feared

[AwokenDemon]

im flying an f15.... shes flying a c130 withought engines and falling like a brick....but then again, taht still goes faster than she can walk....

[kongartur]

hahah... it sure do make destruktion but the fuel to use it might make it a bad weapon for combat

[Olivere118]

AIR FORCE ONE! Soundtrack xD

[Makrillol]

lol lormorpar i bet your some ugly fatass lying in your bed with a laptop becuz you cant move. fuck you! its so disgusting to see people like this on the streets... uergh

[MrIhatepeople12]

lawl

[Heretharbemonsters]

lol they didn't even stop when she fell they just said fuck it and dragged her. Hilarious.

[UCLASeraph]

LOL

[127quinn]

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA

[Silver00Coin]

only 40,000 views there should be waaaaay more

[clipbrowser]

hello freinds, you know what makes this world a really horible place to be in, when people are being mean to others coz they are different.............sad really..we can all laugh at this vid yes, but think about that girl..thats someone child, somones sister, someones grandchild and then you get someone who turns that person into a joke so they can be a hero...sad dont you think?

[Blugrazz]

Have a laugh, I bet she's got a sense of humor, she got dragged off the beach but when she got airborne she spread her arms wide. That's funny!

[hermesmacedo10]

vai tomar no cú seu americano cuzão!!!

[MitchellIrelandFACE]

hahah good stuff

[dankish]

1:37 haha.

Went to the music in sync!

Great weapon!!

[gm556]

lmao

[poonfestian]

LMAO

top speed 1mph

wieght 2 tonnes

will scare any terrorist

they probly think wow we though our women where bad so we make them mask themselfs but this is sickening

curse you america and then 911 happened

[paulkielsmithdotcom]

LoL

It is good to see the whole world has not lost its sense of humor

:)

[bluedogabc]

rofl

[ponygutz]

lol

[AvosTear79]

HAHA!!! Completely opposite of what I thought it was gonna be! I thought it was a screamer or something. Funny shit man.

[Nilgard]

haha mine clearing!

[Testpilot144]

Ha ha I like this

[CRAZYCOP]

LMFAO

[mygreenday69]

lol..that was great!

[sunniski]

how much did that military test cost the taxpayers, about a billion $ lol. great video

[catapult59000]

I laughed harder than I've laughed in a long time after watching this. Thanks!

[timebomb1234]

great LOL fatass

[Pepyaka448]

Bwahahahaha awesome XD

[piethingy7]

haha we use this to eat the enemys resources ..then them

[luckyvet]

lol, bitch - good one.

[rocketzombie237]

lol use fat as weapon

[izzlejeff]

fucking hilariouse dude xp 5 stars

[vkbb11]

XD lmao

[CaptainCrunch4Me]

America's top priority. Obesity.

[mcmuffinmanbmx]

lol go america!

[FlamingSwordPro]

LOOL

[MrKaelWilliams]

lol destroying mines LOL awsome

[JumpenPro007]

lol

[gtaboy555]

ha ha its a FAT BOMB

[MsMatter1]

heeheheheheheheheheheh top vid

dangle her in front of a ufo and they wouldn't have a chance.

[TheBlarg89]

lol

[teagueh]

Boo Hisssss Boo!!!

[Derderder106]

about right for a america

[SpartanWarrior198]

LMAO