Stand-Up Comedian In Space!!!

[ILSOOPAHTUBO3]

i don't think there's wind in space

[Spreewaldtopf]

his jokes were galactic.

he was a star under the comedians.

he was the comet in comedy.

his jokes were going around the world.

his space odysse certainly was odd.

his jokes came so smooth, they were literally floating.

I need a dick in my face right now.

[ThisSilentG]

in space no one can hear you bomb.

[lokalllize]

that was lacking in atmosphere

[TBTabby]

Feedback in space?

[sladikk]

Now 10 times funnier!

[SRStrollisSRS]

man, this guy is killing!

[Guinataan]

Maybe we should all be asking, "How did he get there?"

[TheFiliusMortis]

@Guinataan Nope.

[ROBLOXains]

I didn't think thats what they meant by you becoming a star...

[morph1207]

SPAAAAAACE!

[TheNoobRapter]

hay look theirs space core.

oh wait thats just a comidien

[cowabungasheeit]

shouldn't be able to hear the feedback AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH­HH

[GiygasLittleHelper]

His jokes are out of this world.

[123halofreak]

@GiygasLittleHelper That pun...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[PaulieDeMafia210]

His last words were an arrow to the knee joke.

[EpicPandaar]

@PaulieDeMafia210 And he told it to a giant

[SithLord956]

Tough crowd.

[blindsightedkill]

Sometimes the top comments are funnier than the video

[rocketop1235]

dont read this while the videos on. you might miss it

[skin09588]

Sound needs air to reproduce thus the video is FAKE

[CODMASTA]

@skin09588 NERD ALERT!!!!---> wrong, they need any kind of medium, not only air...that is why you can actually hear yourself in space, but nobody can hear you, cuzz sound travelled through your body.....

[skin09588]

@CODMASTA

Hahaha, I was waiting for a comment like this :D I just wanted to troll and I was trolled myself.

Well played, sir. Well played.

[EarosioN]

@skin09588 not just air!

[geglespheler]

I don't get it

[DeM0555]

True true.

[Thingamabobification]

Anti-Joke Comedian.

[TheStokedBravo]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS!

[MetalVikingGreg]

@TheStokedBravo He's obviously got stage fright.

[GregoryScottChannel]

I used to do stand up comedian in space and I still do it. Arrows! Y U No fly faster in space.?..

[JuliusIsMe]

He stole that joke. What a loser.

[DarkDragon162]

Incredible how his head didn't explode

[StephensStuff]

@DarkDragon162 Man, I love urban legends. *Pop*

[videojomo]

Y'all ever notice how white dwarf stars are all "Mmmnf-mmmn-mmm", while BLACK holes are all "Jazzy-razzy-poodly-pom"? I know, right?

[notverykozy]

that's one stellar comedy routine.

[poopRscoop14]

but.....sound cant travel in space

[noelsoong777]

I laughed when he got to the punch line.

[fantastmic]

Ba Dum thshhhhhhh!

[BeanRean01]

Well...I got what the title promised...

[Sx0xRx4]

In space...no one can hear you laugh. 

[DSnoipah]

I couldntbreathe that was so funny.

Da dum da

[nvulp]

woahh, too existential for me. calm it down there.

[TMLorfing]

his last joke killed them!

[Baalthazzar]

My god, both top comments are made of win.

[harrylane4]

@MrLoganDunleavy totally seeing that its a greenscreen effect

[BRBgottaskate]

This wasn't funny to me.. Can someone tell me what is so funny?

[albatrizzle]

@BRBgottaskate read the description

[Remscar]

His jokes are out of this world!

[jstewart9356]

Haha I expected so much else!

[HamSandwich09]

MY EARS

[TotalSnivy]

That was out of this world.

[GmodAddict]

I find his delivery to be a bit stiff.

[IveGotThis]

This happened to my mom the other day

[marty1091]

i used to take arrows to the knees, then i got shot in the dick, its the 21st century, the only people that still use arrows are the ones playing skyrim.

[DeCarlo549]

@marty1091 And the shooters in Top Shot

[hirokx]

Comedy all over in the air LOL

[fantastmic]

this make my day.

[1sinbad1]

I liked his joke :D

[Jessiejaybird]

I like the part when he said

[CarlosJulio20]

There's no sound in space.

[CLWHITEHEAD1]

@CarlosJulio20 PROVE IT.

[Vellmond]

LOL

[DJ53151]

did any one giggle or smile when his head hit the mic?

[NigaHigaCM]

this guy will leave you breathless

[Andrewoid95]

HAHAHAHA, TELL MORE JOKES!

[Surfix4]

how is he a stand up comedian then?

[XiaosuRCT]

I like space stand-up comedy, but u probally never heard of it, its really obscure.

[euanhoff]

Still funnier than Dane Cook.

[HEXACO]

In space no one can hear you laugh.

[GameKeeper28]

Rocket food, what's up with that?

[DornDaniel]

I am proud of you son, now we can be a family again.

[Gzero91]

Looks like he was..

(Puts on sunglasses)

Spacing out out on his act

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[EntrailSaunders]

@Gzero91 everyone thumbs down

[0liverGuy12]

I masturbate a lot. Just wanted everyone to know that.

[EntrailSaunders]

@0liverGuy12 get off the internet u idiot

[markakroll]

@0liverGuy12 We know.

[undisputed4life]

@0liverGuy12 Along with everyone else on the internet....

[LordLethonai]

"Looks like this comedian's finally..."

*sunglasses*

"...out of breath."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"

[keenfrizzle]

@LordLethonai *Psst*

The word's "Yeah!" , not "What?"

Unless you were trying to make some kind of obscure point with that...

[Razzle3ez]

I can tell you guys woke up and just said 'Fuck it'

[SmashLiXs]

in space nobody can hear you laugh or suck

[GamuhCube]

IN SPAAAAAAACE!

[Smitty5005]

These skits recently have been bad, they need new better ideas, people should submit them!

[oOThomasT23Oo]

i find this hard to masturbate to

[Deathnote449]

I Like When He Said "..........." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Funniest Thing I've Ever Heard

[Boarbarian]

I find this video to be void of humor.

[Evanism822]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEE!­!



[TheSqueezedLemon]

There's no sound in space; the audience is actually giving him a standing ovation, you just can't hear it :P

[killallhumanslol]

Can't wait for dane cook to rip off this routine.

[jeremiahmcom]

Lol, there's no sound in space. Especially not enough to produce a feedback effect.

[WeedReviewMovies]

@jeremiahmcom doctor obvious

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@jeremiahmcom The feedback is from your whining

[headcrab4]

@jeremiahmcom Don't be stupid. There just happened to be an invisible wire from the microphone into the ship where the camera was placed, and the sound of his head hitting the microphone out in space, it was a special microphone that emits oxygen so that vibrations can make it to the microphone, and the feedback was because of an extra microphone in the ship that was recording for some reason.

[AlyWallyCobainy]

omg *,* what a friken awesome videooo

[P14noB14ck]

how can be there microphonie in the space vacuum?

[ramonsterns]

Ever wonder why space is a vacuum? It's because this guy sucks.

[MrPolkinghorne]

@ramonsterns You just got 100 thumb ups! You have won at the internet

[ramonsterns]

@MrPolkinghorne This will be the sixth time I have achieved it, and I have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[peterhelgeson]

@ramonsterns dum dum tish

[VampirateYuki]

That guy's always had his head up in the clouds.

[MrLoganDunleavy]

Fake, you can totally see the wires.

[Stickbabiga]

In space, no one can hear you laugh.

[rockclan7]

........................JAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

[StephensStuff]

Say hello to the Space core for me.

[TheQuestion8]

You know your internet connection sucks when a 5secondfilm takes 30 seconds to buffer.

[piranha031091]

@TheQuestion8 Wow... Yeah, that sucks really bad!

[rakuencallisto]

@TheQuestion8 You know your personality sucks when you have to repeat stupid cliche comments in a 5sf video.

[TheQuestion8]

@rakuencallisto Somebody's mad!

[Jack11017]

I used to be a stand up comedian. but then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheLazyGamer314]

@Jack11017 that jokes not funny anymore

[Jack11017]

@TheLazyGamer314 that joke only remarked upon the fact that i couldnt do stand up, because i took an arrow to the knee

[Gacopierz]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEE

[quaxk]

lame

[SnipeyG5052]

i thought this video was lame, then i took an arrow in the knee

[ettoreilgrande]

well... he wouldn't be funny anyway...

[andyofcomixinc]

At first I was like, yep, cheap video made with images..

then I realized he's moving his arms a little.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GREENSCREEN THIS IT DOESN'T NEED GREENSCREEN IN THE SLIGHTEST

[WildTreeFun]

@andyofcomixinc why do you care?

[wtfisagoodusername]

@andyofcomixinc It's made by 5sf."[These guys don't] mess around." (Guy Girlchan in Paradise)

[LingertonShagwell]

That's no moon... It's a space representation!

[Dissadrio]

Dead funny, that was.

[MAFZ1200]

i´m a star, a super big ass red nova, i´m ofended

[vinieboy92]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEE!!!!!

[Musicjoe11]

Looks like that joke really killed him.

[teuast]

That was very anticlimactic.

[PandaHero3]

generic space joke that will get top comment

[shesatree]

It's like I'm really watching the ending to Portal 2.

[Dasyati]

They told him they were casting for an American remake of "Spaced"

[killervid]

woah man. out of this world.

[aronpetho]

nice vid. specially that part, when the guy do nothing

[bigboybeard]

I'm calling bullshit on this one. There's no sound in space. Fake.

[gizmoguyar]

@bigboybeard There is sound in space. There's no air for it to pass through. So if you touched the mic then you could still hear that. Also there's radio waves and other radiation that you could be hearing if you had a radio reciever.

[DrGamez]

WHY CAN I HEAR THE MIC WTF UNSUBSCRIBE

[xxomfgboomxx]

Core 1 "I'm In Space"

Wheatley "I know you are, mate. Yup Were Both In Space"

Core 1 "SPAAACE!"

[DH22295]

@xxomfgboomxx haahahah 

[thelatindude]

That awkward moment when the comments are funnier than the video.

[TheMongooseNinja]

Dad? Are you space?

[AMVmakerAyu]

SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEE

[Biohunterhead1234]

oh I get it =)

[TheSqueezedLemon]

I tried going to this show, actually. But the ticket prices were just astronomical...

[MrMbland]

Now thats just out there !

[rlyconfuzd1]

Awkward, there's no sound in space

[SirBruceX]

@rlyconfuzd1 the sound isn't emitted from the mic silly

[xXxChaosBozzxXx]

in b4 wheatly jokes

[Eddy9412]

@xXxChaosBozzxXx

a. nice name, just kidding,

b. they will be no wheatly jokes.

[CiderDivider]

His act was out of this world!

[Cheefoo124]

FAAAAKE

the mic wasnt even plugged in

[RipleyisBA]

I liked how his set seemed to revolve around a central point.

[MrBasketCollector]

There's a knee in my arrow. Did I do it right?

[juggggernaug]

Why was there sound in the background?

[thatswhatshesaid1ify]

@dona

[donaldM999]

He was going to do his comedy in space but then he got hit by an arrow in the knee

[Phooth]

5secondfilms isnt as good as it used to be

[momotehdonut]

IF ITS SPACE WHY IS THERE WIND IN THE BACKROUND and thats when i noticed i had caps on.

[yoshinibble123]

I find his performance lacks gravity.

[TheViolinIce]

HAX sounds in space

[MrKerplunkers]

Poor guy, he's dying out there.

[cameronrsc]

SOUND DOESN'T TRAVEL IN SPACE, FUCKERS.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@cameronrsc Woah, it's like this video never actually happened!

[theMilkproductMk2]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HES SO FUCKING FUNNY! XD

[MrKitteh101]

fuck these puns...

[pks7777777]

Looks like his jokes came from..

*puts on sunglasses*

Uranus

YYEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!

[originalnab]

@pks7777777 *takes away your sunglasses*

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pks7777777]

@originalnab stop being a troll faggoot

[originalnab]

@pks7777777 Stop making lame sunglasses jokes, you fuckin noob!

[pks7777777]

@originalnab what the fuck is wrong with sunglasses jokes

[originalnab]

@pks7777777 not thinking before you make them. You told a crappy joke. get over it!

[pks7777777]

@originalnab i was definitely thinking when i made them and i guess you could say there...crappy

[TilaTequila73]

he seemed a little spaced out

[alkalinecuban]

@TilaTequila73 +5,000 respect points for not turning that into a stupid CSI reference.

[Mrvhbs]

@TilaTequila73 lol