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  • hahahahahaha soooo true

  • y are all your rants spot my life

  • "I have a homosexual son, all you do is play videogames and jerk off"

  • I read quite a lot of books and once my mum one day was like... 'hmmm those books are in very good condition' basically saying that I only buy them to keep her happy and I don't really read them. Like what the fuck? So I was pissed off at her and shouted (not very much) and she didn't speak to me for like a week. Thumbs up if something similar happens yourself.

  • 3:00 he stares into your soul

  • 1:54

    When he says 'jack-off', look at his left hand. xD

  • so true

  • "your a FAGGET checking your email!"

  • "She just barges in like the warden of Shawshank", "I have a homosexual for a son, all you do is sit in your room and jack off", and "You have a dick for fingers" made me piss myself.

  • Dont You Just Hate It When You And Your Mom Are At Peace.. And Then She Asks That Question.. "Are You Gay??" -___-

  • 90% of that was said to me today tuned them out :P

  • Can't watch my porm in peace. 

  • "that cup belongs in the kitchen": FUCK i get that alot!

  • hilarious and true

  • LOL I also play pc games and when I go outside, or stay after school home and then that turns bad, WTF

  • Good shit.

  • lol if i get pregos at 14 or 15 or what ever i will be like well your got pregos at 14 and you had me NOW WHAT MOM!!!!!!!!!

  • The best thing about Rob's rants is that they are all exactly true!

  • @Goltork2 It's on YouTube god dammit.

  • Parents:Moms bitch and have no middle ground:

    Dads:Are usually fun the first time untill they get divorced or die and when you get a stepdad,you freaking hate thier drunk fat asses that constantly yell at you.

    My parents have a stupid rule on asking before a snack.

    Me:Gets a chip or soda.

    Step dad:YOU DIDNT ASK FOR THAT YOU LITTLE PRICK!YOU DONT LISTEN FOR SHIT!

    Me:*thinks about pausing time so i can kick his ass*

  • OMG.Ugh.Parents.They never shut up.

    I like to watch a lot of TV in my spare time.

    My family CONSTANTLY knocks on my door and its freaking annoying.They always want answers to everyting.

    Example:im a brony,but when my mom heard what a brony was she was like wtf?!And I want the hub channel.

    mom:y u want channel?

    thinking:ok...u obviosly want mlp on the biggerscreen...but how do i say this...

    me:cause of uh,Dan vs...and Transformers...

    mom:ok...

    still doesnt got HUB

  • 1:00 my mom and dad are always telling me this everyday

  • My mom is a bitch, she will yell at me for every little thing there is then use the excuse "I'm going threw menopause" -.-'

  • @TitusTucker menopause is real... read in the wikipedia, this is when womans stop getting their days, but for more imformation go on wikipedia cause i cant explain... u just have to live with that, so do i :D lol

  • thumbs up if u have a dick for fingers.

  • LMFAOOOO THIS IS SOOO TRUEEE!!!

  • thumbs up if you're mexican and proud

  • xD atleast your mom doesnt curse

  • you understand my life...

  • So......... You left it in my purse...

  • 4:10 - 4:23 Exactly my pain..

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  • AMEN! You described my mom! I showed this to her and she just... exploded..

  • @Xanton1134 with my dad dead, I don't have too much of a family. My dad was the only real parent. My mom is becoming more of the failed parents. So I necessarily can't cherish my mom.

  • i luv how at the end of this vid my parents actually walked in sayin that... rob i think youre psychic

  • Parents Know Best my ass.

  • For the love of God, someone give this guy a church

  • this is my life in a nutshell...

  • well my parents wanted send me to rehab because they thought my sneezing when i had the flu was a sign that i was doing coke. because obviously it's not normal to sneezemore than 3 times in one week.

  • @DrFisca xD WTF thats crazy bro

  • my moms same way i would come home and say ..yea mom i got an A on a test and she would say your not the valedictorian..il come home and say i am the valedictorian and she would say well you werent really good at sports

  • My dad beats my mom when she doesn't agree with him. But she doesn't do anything.

  • my parents tell me they loved goingt o school and doing homework... right

  • Dude.. try being asian.. it's 10 times worse.

  • @bicolourwaif

    i feel you

  • So I am like 13,and some Friday nights,my friends and I will go see a movie or go hang out in the park.They drop me off back at the house and the first thing I hear is 'WHERE TH HELL DID YOU GO?' and I'm just like 'You told me I could go out with my friends...' and then their like 'For all we know you could be having underage sex or doing drugs!' (etc) I will NEVER understand parents

  • i got blamed for the 500 dollar phone bill meanwhile my moms is in the other room talking non stop on the phone while my phone...heck i don't know where my phone is

  • Jesus, its like when one day I'll be upstairs JUST TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES and I'll come back down, and my dad would flip, "WHAT WERE YOU DOIN? WHY WERE YOU UPSTAIRS? YOU'RE ALWAYS IN YOUR ROOM TEXTING PEOPLE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?..ect." -_-; And when I'm downstairs, watching the kid he'll say, "WHY AREN'T YOU UPSTAIRS STUDYING??" UGHH

  • That's SO my parents. XD NO DOUBT. MY NAZI-ESQUE PARENTS.

  • thats just like my mom my dad complains but then again he's been at work all day an doesn't know what i've been doing all day

  • How could ANYBODY give this thumbs up?! It's stupid and not funny. And what's up with the comedy voice and the monkeys?!

  • @Kalle72 whys it in ur favoriotess denn broskkii?

  • Ever time my mom complains, I watch this video.

  • Thats an armenian family for ya :D

  • THE END WAS SO HILARIOUS! It's exactly what my mom would say if she saw me watching this!

  • Back when I stopped played on my computer my mom said You didn't touch your computer I think you have a virus.

  • i dont think my mom even likes talking to me. she loves it when im gone

  • LMFAO.

  • u think thats bad, my parents are ARAB!

  • @MEACOBRA101 omg...i hope youre not a girl because if you are... you got some life ahead of you >> not t be racist or anything but arab parents treat girls like...idk what

  • @keyblade19961 Dont wrry pal imaa guy and those r the muslims..imaa catholic

  • @MEACOBRA101 i thought arabics were muslim ^.^

  • @keyblade19961 not all of them...thats saying that all whites are catholic

  • @MEACOBRA101 i thought white's were christian lol im all confussed now

  • @keyblade19961 damn....-_-

  • its not world war 2. its world war 3.

  • what i hate about parents is that they are always so noosy and bosy. "where were you"? "did you do your homework"? "who's your friend"? "why arent you studing"? "are you online"? do your homework! clean my car!, clean the house! clean my room! organize your stuff! youre a slave! make dinner! you have a test next month! study! "where are your grades?" "let me see them!" MOM SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

  • @keyblade19961 do you know my mom? cause that's exactly what she says all the fucking time.

  • @flyboy685 no lol, i dont even know YOU, but all parents are the same,well most parents anyway, some parents dont care about their kids, and those kids end up with a terrable future, we will thank the someday

  • Parents fail to understand how college works apparently. There are many classes that rarely give actual homework. My parents always ask if I have homework, and I usually don't. So they go, "I don't believe it, how do you NOT have homework?" And they also fail to understand how different education is in this generation.

  • hahaha 5:02

  • My parents used to always complain, but then they took an arrow to the knee.

  • @flyboy685 tell your parents that its educational

  • @jfhowell12345 lmao. like that'll work. BTW. who needs cod when you have Half life 2 and episodes anyway. Also, my mom doesn't like ANY first-person shooter where you kill Any kind of people. the only way to get it past the x-rays, so to speak, is to play something like halo or hl2.

  • @flyboy685 My dad on the other hand could care less.

  • check in ur room, check in a closet, check in ur ass....

  • AMEN!

  • <3

  • its not the parents its the damn teachers not updating grades

  • They bitch & complain so you can get tired of thier shit & move out.....its the cycle of life

  • My mom won't even let me play the first call of duty regardless of it's rating. this may sound stupid but WTF can I do to convince her it's just a goddamn game?!

  • @flyboy685

    how old r u like 15?

    because if so we need to fix your problem hell even if ur 13 u can play this game its fucking never of the less u will not be vilonce due to a game its just lies

  • @elitemarcus100 Yes i'm 15. I'm kinda surprised you guessed my age. My mom also thinks I have random outbursts when she's pissed off first, so she transfers her anger to me and blames it on a game

  • @flyboy685

    u need to talk to her and show her how many mistakes she have

  • Tumb up if you cliked just for the picture he used

  • its like you live with me

  • rob, i understand you, im armenian too -_-

  • -_____- thats how my mom is .. lmaooooooo

  • 29 parents disliked this :P

  • Yup, Asian parents.... ._.

  • Thumbs up if every parent should watch this. :)

  • 29 people are clearly mothers or spoiled O_o

  • true

  • i luv ur vid man

  • Take it from a guy who has lost both his parents, cherish them while you have them and quit your bitching.

  • "so you left it in my purse"

    lol

  • -_________-' WTF. 5:12. Actually happened to mme. Kinda creepy.

  • 1:53

    he was jacking off with a wii remote.

  • 2:35 - 2:49 describes exactly what my mom does to me. :(

  • @Ameliatheawesome1 I spy someone who shares my first name.

  • man ur just FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY! XD

  • omg that favor thing is the hugest truthfull thing that ever happends

  • i wish i had that type of parents.....my parents dont do shit. you might think thats a good thing but to me its a living hell. imagine your parents letting you do whatever you want, (sounds fun right), but then if you get in trouble or you plain out just need help, they couldnt give a fuck about me....if once they just disiplined me and told me the right thing to do i might just b able to grow up. its almost like they never wanted me, so they just let me raise myself. sorry, rant over

  • Man I swear my mom does that ''Go look for it'' scenario a lot. Ill be like ''I havent touched it, I dont know where it is, and I know the last place I saw it was whatever whatever.. Are you sure you didnt touch it? Bc you're always touching stuff -3-'' ''You better go look in your room/keep lookin' bc I didnt touch it.'' Me''sigh....'' 45 mins later... Mom: ''Oh I found it.. I remember when I touched it... I left it wherever-wherever''. ''=__=.........*walk away*'' XD

  • this is so true iam laughting my ass off

  • Just like my mom XD

  • somebody give this man a church

  • @buubzu i'd rather give him a fucking cookie..

  • lmfao i just watched that last part when my parents do exactly as you said...

  • Truest thing I've ever seen.

  • Mine are just like that!!

  • ...So you left it in my purse.

  • ur the dumest cock alive

  • This is so true and funny lol

  • Finger dick

  • Hey rob do a rant on women driving my mom fucking screams her ass off to everyone driving.

  • its so true my mum does that all the time i got an A in maths but then she says that she never sees me doing work

  • I know it's because they care about you, but man is it ANNOYING! it's just like shut the fuck up you know!? If you want to complain, keep it to yourself parents.

  • watch this video with trascribe audio XD

  • @BODOMSKATER666 omg u are so right!

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  • 29 people are parents

  • So fucking true.

  • So fucking true.

  • lmao i born you here x3

  • LMAAAAAAAOO i diiiied!

  • u have a dick 4 fingers

  • As I was watching this video my parents came into my room and started over reacting

    Smh.

  • Dude this guy is always right.

  • (....you have dicks for fingers) holy shit that was funny

  • "my mother would always say "get the the dishes done before i knock your brains out" iv always wanted to have some cafe brains in my hand,

    and when ever she would smack me in the head id throw them

    down on the floor.

    knowing her it wouldn't work. she'd probably say "pick your brains up and put them back in your head! let your brains fall out of your head,have you've lost your mind?" - Bill Cosby

  • hahahahahaahahah soo fucking funny

  • hahahahahaahahah soo fucking funny

  • you are freaking hilarious!! everything is so true

  • dick for fingers lol

  • thumbs up if it would be fucking halarious if his mom just walked in and bitch at him

  • The thing that sucks the most is that they NEVER just shut up. Once they start they don't stop, it just goes on and on and on and on. Then, when I ask my mom to "please be quiet" she goes on some Godzilla rampage and goes "DON'T TELL ME WHEN TO SHUT UP!" and keeps talking and talking more -_-

  • I haven't laughed this hard since the texting rant!

  • My parents we're complaining as i was watching this video. O_o

  • Parents seeing you watch this: I my god! What are you watching? Who is this moron?! He's talking bullshit. Don't listen to this boy. You are banned from watching this person say untrue things. We never over react! I hate this kid! I am going get this router and throw it through the window because all you do is watch this Rob guy!

  • mom i got a girl pregnant..

    oh ok thats fine xD wtf?

  • I HAVE A HOMO SEXUAL FOR A SON lol

  • you have a dick for fingers XD

  • The bit about the computer 24hr is true like if u go through that experience

  • family: I'm stupid, I'm wrong, your always right.

    Me: I never said that.

    family: I'm wrong again

    -_-

  • Hey mom I just got a A in math class

    mom: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WHEN ALL I EVER SEE YOU DO IS WATCH TV OR PLAY DAMN VIDEOGAMES.YOU NEVER STUDY YOU LAZY ASS.This is what my life is like -_-

  • we've all been there thumbs up if you have

  • yea same here. sometimes I feel like slitting their throats. cuz I just cant take it anymore. see, this is what turns us into angry adults. and same with our kids, and over and over again.

  • 1:45 i mostly ignore them too since if i ever say something back they get even more pissed off and would start cursing not even english or a mizture of like two languages calling me a lazy ass or dumbass and what not(since they're asian) sadly i understand what they're saying. I might add a uh huh or yea something to show that im "listening".

    they should make like an olympics for mothers and id put my mom in the complaining and nagging catagory. She'll surely get 1st place...

  • try having black parents

  • @KimmiLittle try having asian parents.....

  • @LovedontHate2297 ok but black parents are mean

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  • I loved how he didn't say anything about dads

    >:)

  • @hankm133 *mom is sleeping*

    *I laugh out load because whatever*

    *Dad storms in room, smacks in the arm, & yells at to me to be quiet or I might wake up mom*

    Yep. Dads :D

  • Sometimes I come home from school and my mom has left the trash sitting in our kitchen for 6 straight hours while I've been on the opposite side of the city at school, I'll get home and she'll shout at me about how lazy I am while my sisters sit on their fat asses all day and watch those fucking stupid hour long dramadies (comedy/drama) on usa and tnt and shit.

  • i kno this is irrealevent but i saw tht pic on a screamer once and u should do a rant on those unless u already have one

  • Pause at 3:12.

  • My dad is pretty chill but sometimes tells me to go outside. My mom.. She complains.

  • Asian parent are the worst. They are overprotective and bitchy as FUCK

  • My Dad actually never bothers me when I do something bad he talks to me about it instead of screaming like a 3 year old haveing a tantrum.

  • me: dad I am ready to go

    *walks out of room* *18 years old*

    dad: DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO WEAR YOU LOOK LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START DRESSING LIKE AN ADULT YOU NEED TO START DRESSING IN TODAY's FASHION

    me:who cares about fashion just because everyone else does, does not mean I have to and ten year old dress like women nowadays if you don't want me as a daughter why did you have me then?

  • Your rants are so fucking funny holy shit lmfao

  • Lmao The end was sooo funny <3ROB FTW

  • the guy in the background looks like an ugly ryan sheckler mix weeman

  • Best Freakin thumbnail pic ever

  • thats mostly my dad because my mom dont give a shit what im doing most of the time

  • The worst has to be when you don't answer there call. You call them about 5 times and don't answer it's fine. But when they call you one time and you don't answer they always have to complain like, why didn't you answer my phone call, your never answering my calls or something like that like if they don't do it themselves.