G! True Greek Story: The Odyssey

[MothsToLight]

"Blah blah blah, avenge me Daddy."

This is my Odyssey revision sorted :P

[JIMY45GR]

iamm looking for american mythology can anyone help me??

[floatingpineapple]

i think you got some of the facts wrong......but still very funny :)

[Jadexfriendsforever]

Apollo was the son of Zeus, never god of anything relatively related to the skies. Apollo was actually the god of Archery, so when Odysseus killed all the suitors *with a bow and arrow* of Apollo's feast day, the irony was too irresistable for Homer.

By the way, the cattle(means COWS, not SHEEP or PIGS) belonged to Helios, the dude who drove the "chariot of fire"(the sun) across the sky.

[octobermadison]

apollo was the god of the sun moron, he took the side of the trojans but lost to athena due to odysseus's wisdom and tricks. so he was some god of the skies.

[sashok111]

you americans are stupid you dont have your own history and ur making fun of Odisey

MALAKA GAMOTO

[octobermadison]

learn to spell the odyssey, americans are actually damn smart.

[deathfam01]

I think its poly ( like polygon) them ( like theme) us (us)

[Jadexfriendsforever]

His name is Polyphemos, which means famous in Greek.

[Deat401]

lmao awesome :)

[ackmoopie]

Really stupid, but funny. You should do

G! True Greek Story: The Iliad

[ope63ojou]

ante skase re malaka amerikane pou milas gia thn ellada gamw tis mana sou to mouni.

shut up amerikan you talk anbout greece you? we have history buster you understand? fuck your mother candy I AM GREEK AND I AM x1000 times clever than a fuckin idiot amerikan. watch tv and shut up!

[Azgesha]

Oooh, yes-- because cussing and being generally racist is *plenty* clever. And for the count? I am American.

On topic, awesome mockumentary, by the way. "... And we *may* not have said our prayers afterwards...." XD Nice.

[deathfam01]

yeah ok what has greece accomplished you little shit america has 1000X the power (military and brainpower) of greeks so shut the fuck up

[666or667]

halarious.best rendition of the odessey ive seen

[hectorthespector]

Poor, poor, poor....

[daykm]

Actually this story that Homer describes has

not been proven real although the islands he

tells about on Odysseus's adventures are real, but the fact of such monsters existing is still a mystery such as the cyclops and the sea monster. We know now the Trojan horse did exist afterall, they found it somewhere.

[justinfathamable]

It was Helios' island and they ate his cows.

[nobodyblindedme]

helios and apollo are the same person. apollo is the greek name, helios is roman.

[ackmoopie]

No, Helios was the old Greek god of the sun, then Apollo took over; I think. Apallo was defenetly present in Greek mythology.

[sovannaphoum]

asshole

[fkrinsky]

Classic, dude!

[adonnia07runit]

ROTFL, "you missed a spot"

[heynimrod888]

LMFAO

[leokennysullivan]

dume ass its not zeus that was mad!

[XChrisUnknownX]

I thought Poseidon was angry at them instead of Zeus... I'm unsure. ah well.

[mrallen86]

Zeus first for not saying a prayer, then later Poseidon for blinding the cyclops. Then later Apollo because they ate his sheep. Basically they pissed off a lot of gods.

[Feightomeculdiat123]

it wouldve been funny if yuo guys got the story line was correct

[dominicanaxvida]

lol!!!!!!

[Freekun]

Original idea, nice.

[Abritishspartan]

Awesome mockumentary, I loved it.

[ladyvanitty]

haha