Comedians - By Allie Goertz

[Nickdonaldsbfast]

this is a funny song.. like, a song about funny.. a song sung about funny things people tell other people, but it's really only about people, who are funny, who are funny.. which is funny

[LittlebmxXx]

I WANT TO BE A COMEDIANS NOW!!!!!!!!!

[ChileanIggy]

my heart skipped a beat at Louis CK. lol.

[Snowshread3r1282]

are you using a nylon string guitar?? it kinda sounds like it

[freewilliam70]

she is a good

singer

[Soundwave85]

Lol The only reasons I clicked on this was the viewcount, the Eugene Mirman tag, and the thumbnail of an attractive woman with glasses. XD

[MikeinSanPedro]

Your Guitar playing is great!

[thefruh]

I am a professional improvisor and I have no problem reciprocating this love. You are without a doubt an AMAZING musician and you should not ever doubt yourself. :) The sky is the limit!

[austinpearson]

I ddnt even listen to it all but keep goin u got the determination for sure.

[Zaver]

You saying we're in this together makes me think that I don't mind what this is. I'd be willing to go into anything to hear your lovely voice.

[noelkristi]

Love it!!!!! It's weird I was almost brought to tears.

[Cossbysweater]

@noelkristi Haha, that's how I felt about your shampoo video.

[midgetkungfu]

You have the prettiest voice I've ever heard. =) I'm sitting here going through all of your songs. They're sooo wonderful.

[whatsherfacegal]

oh this is super cute and i looove your singing voice!! :DD more more more!

[Jagametal]

i am in love with the tone of your voice......... you are cute and an amazing singer...

[Jagametal]

@Jagametal keep making more music..........

[AmyBRAP1]

wow!

[gabriel776000]

Gosssh can you send me the chords and the lyrics, i want to do it with my band ;___; i totaly love what you're doing

[miocicca]

Holy shit David cross is at the door

[Zaniahiononzenbei]

2:08 My ears are in love!

[omni42]

beautiful voice. My only thought is that in this one, I couldn't feel if it was a love song or a comedy. The lyrics said comedy, but your voice was like a love song. (take that as a compliment) Very nice though.

[Razzok32]

I think I'm in love.

[apsog]

You had me at tossed salad.

[WaxDrag]

Ahahah...you threw me at the end there, was not expecting that. But I do love me some David Cross....

[fuzzthesequel]

All of your stuff is really great :) I think I'd like making music with you.

[GodzillaVsFace]

Damn it! You're too amazing! How long have you been playing slash singing? If you say 6 months I'll quit music all together cause there's no way to compete with sheer awesome talent.

[Cossbysweater]

@GodzillaVsFace Hey, I've actually been playing casually since I was about 14. Thanks!

[GodzillaVsFace]

@Cossbysweater Well that makes me feel a little better as a musician. And you're welcome.

[captainplanet999]

beautiful, creative, funny, sings and plays the guitar?

[Ickthorn]

Sweet! The comics you reference should be way flattered, but don't be upset if you wind up in some of their jokes. This is one of those little bright sparks on the Internet that a comic will want to talk about!

[LaughNMotion]

You rock. I've been living like a comedian for a decade now, time to hit the fast forward button on it and become one so you can love me lol

[fenyxsz]

You are an excellent guitarist keep up the great work! The songs are awesome.

[Zecharai]

Nice H. Jon Benjamin mention. Up next on Jon Benjamin Has a VAN!

[JMaculous4reel]

I won't stop doing comedy until you write a song with my name in it

[JurkTheMohawkGuy]

wow really amazing...just fell in love hehe

[evanreser]

I think i'm going insane, you forgot Brian Posehn.

[Cossbysweater]

@evanreser I had a really creepy line about him I left out. "And will Brian by tryin' my posehn? Will Paul F my bomb-twins before I go insane"....I don't think I have to explain why it didn't make the cut.

[angel212121able]

Good girl...!

[Silentwalkah]

You have a really pleasant voice.

[evanreser]

I just wanted to say I favorited this video because you have such an amazing taste in comedians! Every single one I absolutely love! I'm recently on a Jon Benjamin, and David Cross kick! Plus I really like your style! Great song, amazing lyrics, I think I'm in Love!! :D

[Cossbysweater]

@evanreser Thanks so much. I'm going through those kicks as well.



[canadianHavoc]

fanfuckingtastic.

[epr1]

you are amazing... and nice sweater! More vids please!

[illicitfilms]

"this is a song I wrote about some of the comedians I really like... I guess it's called 'Comedians'"

Classic naming haha, love it! Great voice, great style, great words! Keep it up Allie!

[MrZardoz777]

OMG, the mental image of David Cross tossing your salad has scarred me for life.

Please make amends by writing more songs :-@

[icecubed12]

sweet .. very dido-ish .. keep up the good work .. :)

[Brettbeletz]

"Will my salad ever get tossed by David Cross?" hahahahha

[mechasquirrels]

Well that's pretty sweet how you've put up two videos and already have over 1000 subscribers.The lyrics are very clever, but I honestly subscribed just to listen to you sing. I love the tone of your voice. Plus you're really pretty... so there's that, too.

[damidungeon]

This Shitz Golden!

[vinender]

I don't think I've ever commented on a YouTube video before, but your voice is absolutely incredible and I really wanted to tell you to keep up the great work. I'd love to hear some more serious (non-comical) music out of you. Your voice is absolutely gorgeous. Unbelievably breathtaking. Thank you.

[Cossbysweater]

@vinender Thank you very much. I'm so glad you took the time to comment because that means a lot.

[aufshnitt]

Is that a dinosaur behind you!?

[Cossbysweater]

@aufshnitt sure is! He's fighting my Mighty Boosh characters with Big Daddy (Bioshock) by his side.

[pyromanic82]

you have an amazing voice I hope to see more from you in the future with either funny or serious songs

[Cossbysweater]

@pyromanic82 Thank you very much. I hope you subscribe if you haven't already. I'm hoping to have about 2-4 songs per month.

[awsone100]

you're awesome :D and I love your voice

[teeshalove]

lol I love your voice!!!!! ur lyrics are so funny!!!!

[incarnadine83]

You really need to fix your description of the video.. It's ridiculous. You're very talented, and your guitar playing is much better than a lot of people. Cut the insecurity. The responses you are getting are clearly telling you something else.. And it makes you come off as an attention seeker.. Other than that.. Your voice is great.

[48Murillo]

Hey, I'm waiting to buy some music in here...

[Cossbysweater]

@48Murillo Sorry for the delay. I believe I'll have 2-3 mp3s available by Sunday or Monday :)

[CosBlack]

I don't know a single one of the comedians you mention (I'm not from USA) but I love the way you sing about it. Your voice, your style, your sweetness. I look forward to hear to more from you :)

[Cossbysweater]

@CosBlack haha, You should sincerely look into some of them. I'm glad you liked my melody and singing.

[TheSlipknawt]

@Cossbysweater I will become a comedian just so I can toss your salad.

[eloknottirb]

I wish more women shared your taste in comedy and gaming ("Tonight" reference), because my life would be 1000% better. Your songs are amazing and I look forward to more from you. Lastly, I would like to repeat a common sentiment throughout the comments that I, along with others, would be very willing to pay for your work. Truly amazing stuff! Thanks! 

[Cossbysweater]

@eloknottirb I bet there are tons of us in hiding. I'm posting a few Mp3s on sunday or monday. I'll be sure to post a bulletin. Thanks!

[ronniegogs]

Loved this song... :) Subscribe and fav

[somethinginnocuous]

Don't you think David Cross' moustache would tickle or irritate?

...damn it. Now you've made me think of what David Cross' would feel like on my bottom. That brings this down a notch to "terrific but..."

[Cossbysweater]

@somethinginnocuous I welcome it.

[somethinginnocuous]

@Cossbysweater Ha! That's true love then. You get bumped back up to 'marvelous'.

In all seriousness though, your voice is tremendously soothing. I discovered while I was sitting through the London riots waiting for the crap outside to end and found it immediately calming. So, thanks for that.

[dustinmathisen]

I wish I was a music producer, because when you make it, you will be HUGE! =) You're songs are great, you're voice is amazing, and you are very beautiful. =) Keep being awesome! =)

[Cossbysweater]

@dustinmathisen Haha, I'm not so sure you'd make payroll if you were my producer. I'm flattered nontheless.

[Snickerf]

Beautiful voice =) Wonderful songs!!!

[YourWitchHunter]

Great song and amazing voice :)

I've listened to this song like 40 times already while at work...

[Cossbysweater]

@YourWitchHunter haha, Brilliant. Thanks

[astigmatik]

You remind me of Lisa Loeb, Norah Jones, Zee Avi, and Yuna. Wonderful, wonderful voice :-)

[Cossbysweater]

@astigmatik I'm glad you think so. :)

[benoistpoire]

I really enjoyed both of your songs, Allie (this one, and Tonight). Can't wait to hear more from you. You've got talent. Thank you for sharing.

[Cossbysweater]

@benoistpoire Thanks so much, I'm really glad you dug them.

[devtholt]

Excellent song. Looking forward to your next  one (besides Tonight).

[awkwardboy]

hope you're a listener to "Comedy Bang Bang" (nee Comedy Death Ray) and "Jordan, Jesse, Go!" (these are two great podcasts featuring comedians).

[Cossbysweater]

@awkwardboy Sure do! Maybe a podcast song is in order?

[awkwardboy]

@Cossbysweater as long as you include references to Chip Dipson and Dip Dobson, real princesses, and/or Chompers the pig. (These are all podcast in-jokes). : )

[kierwest3]

marry me?

[punkrocksknot]

these lyrics are so clever :)

[jessthor]

@Cossbysweater how old are you?

[Cossbysweater]

@jessthor 20 years.

[superharryify]

Look.....YOU ARE AMAZING! nuff said. Oh and you are unfairly cute/pretty, like really its not fair you are so AWESOME!! I WISH MORE GIRLS WERE LIKE YOU! D:

[AikenFrost]

Wow! You are beautiful as you are talented! You got a fan right here.

[Cossbysweater]

@AikenFrost I'm thrilled you didn't mean that as an insult. Thanks for being a fan :)

[iseeingi2i]

you have one of the most amazing voices I have ever heard I will purchase an album whenever you get around to (hopefully) making one

[Cossbysweater]

@iseeingi2i Thank you! I'll be sure to let you know when I have an EP

[CaptainSkywalker5]

If I won the lottery, I would pay this girl an obscene amount of money to sing me to sleep every night.

[th3enigma]

Wow! Your voice is amazing, and you have a real talent for song writing. And although you admit to not being a guitarist, your style complete suits you. I'm definitely subscribing and telling my friends about you.

[chapuchi30]

Just saw both your songs. Why are you not famous?

[AbortedFetus]

Pee-Wee before or after "the incident?"



[Haminmypocket]

Your voice reminds me quite a lot of Norah Jones. It's a good thing.

[iCOOLFACE]

@Haminmypocket THANK YOU for saying that...i was like thinking 'who does she sound like'!??! 'who does she sound like'!??! 'who does she sound like'!??!...and than you said BAM norah jones...precisely.

Regardless of comparison, she has a beautiful voice!

[khavii]

OK #1. You are a fantastic singer #2. lyrics where genuinely funny and endearing.

Seriously make more music.

[Cossbysweater]

@khavii I'll hoping to get at least a couple songs out a month. I hope you'll stay tuned.

[guesirwowghr]

@Cossbysweater I'll stay tuned. :) Saw your D&D song on Dorkly.com. Love both of your songs. :3

[Feldiez]

sweet, you are simply great

[ukimalefu]

you are AWESOME

[MrHeimbecker]

You're amazing, keep being yourself, the world will love you :)

[Cossbysweater]

@MrHeimbecker Aw shucks, thank you :)

[RoflRaptorTech]

Well, I think we all know your salad got tossed.

Because that was definitely David Cross ringing your door bell. :)

[Cossbysweater]

@RoflRaptorTech Not yet. Stay tuned for salad tossing updates.

[roneyb70]

I knew what you meant, I was just trying to be funny. ;oP But the other stuff was all true. :o)

[rylraven13]

Clever lyrics, beautiful voice, great composition. Much jealously (but mostly admiration) coming from me here...

[LegozFreak]

Thank you for not mentioning Daniel Tosh.

[daisyplucksta]

Awesome! I love it!!! Your voice and nonchalant guitar style are beautiful. I love the D&D song too. The lyrics though, in both, are phenomenal!!!

[righteousbabet]

your voice is amazing! if you had an album i would buy it right now.

[xsomegirl23x]

oh. my. god. you're amazing. and i love your voice.

[Kalashnikov5741]

I love your voice and the song.

[BertThewlis]

very nice voice, keeping making vids :)

[penisfuckeye]

We have the same taste in men XD Thanx for writing this amazing song

[yaronimac]

I expected a funnier boob reply, your next song should be about comedy shows, please feel free to LEAVE OUT 2 and a half men.

[mehhhhh333]

THIS WAS AWESOME!... and your guitar is fine! idk what your talking about and this song gets stuck in your head!

[MrHugoking]

Thanks, really enjoyed this. Make more lovely things like this please?

[yaron8472]

show us your boobs!

[Cossbysweater]

@yaron8472 Can't. They're radioactive and most be concealed for humanity's sake.

[allanferns]

@Cossbysweater *must

[pcwarkentin]

I know this is EXTREMELY unlikely, everything considered, but are you single?

[TwiTwinniez1]

I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS :)

[InglesPilipino]

You have a very light sweet voice. Awesome vid!

[aatheodor]

So many comedy nerds just fell in love. Including this one!

[mastervader69]

like your singing style, keep it up ;)

[colehforster]

@cossbysweather you deserve more than 22k views

[Cossbysweater]

@colehforster I'm thrilled I got THAT many but thank you. :)

[peakness]

@cossbysweather , I know, I'm a pretty hard sell - thanks for taking me somewhere else with it. hope you keep going for it.

[jellydonut52]

I think I'm in love with you.... will you... marry me?

[peakness]

Wow, I didn't expect to like this going in, but I ended up loving it.

[Cossbysweater]

@peakness I'm glad to have not met your expectations. :)

[garyturkcomedy]

The whole concept of this song is brilliant, but what's even better is how beautiful it sounds. Really like your voice, please post more. G.

[Cossbysweater]

@garyturkcomedy I really appreciate that. Thank you. I'm hoping to put one up tomorrow. Any song ideas?

[yaronimac]

please be Jewish, please be Jewish, please be Jewish...

[Cossbysweater]

@yaronimac does Jew-ish work?"

[Meltdown56]

You have an excellent voice :)

[dvdlrssn]

Chords? (love this!)

[yaronimac]

Women aren't funny :), but at least you have your looks ;) Now someone make an auto tune remix out of this.

[TeHB455HUNT3R]

Though I just recognized PWH's name, i give you b d (2 thumbs up).

Keep on doing more songs like this one.

[Cossbysweater]

@TeHB455HUNT3R You should consider looking into the people I've mentioned. They all do quite a lot for comedy. :) thank you.

[DasDeadpool]

Only "like for Louie? Great job Allie, any of those guys would be crazy not to want you back :)

[Cossbysweater]

@DasDeadpool I regret my word choice. :)

[pnpmadmike]

I like how you warmed into the song. Nice work Allie.

[Cossbysweater]

@pnpmadmike Thanks so much.

[vaporfiend]

i like the way you sing kuh-medians. utterly lovely my dear.

[roneyb70]

It's too bad your not interested in Benjamins....because I am one, and people tell me I'm funny...and you are beautiful, have a gorgeous voice, a sense of humor, and share my propensity for self deprecating humor, so I know we'd get along splendidly...

Sincerely,

Benjamin 

[Cossbysweater]

@roneyb70 I meant benjamins as in $100 bills, so you're in the clear. Glad you liked the song.

[Banned4Life]

This video is about to explode all over the internet.

Like ejaculation.

[evanguy]

You know those cartoons where the characters get hearts in their eyes? Yeah, I think that's happening to me right now.

[HoracioGo15]

THIS IS AWESOME! 

[neukdoodneukdood]

Great song! Some shit comedians named in there, but you'll grow out of them (I guess - I hope)

[Cossbysweater]

@neukdoodneukdood I'll take that bet.

[Willy81Billy]

Didn't I see you on 4chan getting naked last night?

[Gregd8888]

@Willy81Billy Only complete faggots go on 4chan

[theslyder]

I've decided today to set in motion a brand new five-year-plan to become a successful, nation-wide comedian and woo this girl.

[undergroundjackal]

time for some comedian orgy

[mookmode]

your guitar playing lures me in and your voice makes me melt. great work I hope you come out with a new song!

[stills08]

By far one of the best things I've seen in awhile. Love the song and the comedians. Totally jealous of yo' skills lady.

[gregoriosprincess]

You have a pretty voice and I love that you could actually keep a straight face! LOVE LOVE LOVE this!

[TenaciousDfan4ever]

@gregoriosprincess Thank you so much. I'm glad you dug it.

[skoatgoat]

I was sent here by searching for a certain comedian, but couldn't remember the name.  Then I saw this beautiful girl with glasses, so I clicked on it...and was further impressed all through the video. I love your voice, your song, and your face :)

[TenaciousDfan4ever]

@skoatgoat I'm glad you stumbled upon it and stuck around. :)

[Djvilla20]

Woody sent me

[mytimetravellingdog]

no Daniel Kitson, no dice.

Americans look up daniel kitson, then find bootlegs (search filestube or something) he has purposely never put out an official recording (yet, we all live in hope) or done tv/radio but is easily the best and most naturally gifted stand up of the past decade.

He also does fantastic solo theatrical pieces and is the only person to win both the perrier award and the fringe first award at the edinbrugh fringe.

[siji07gaming]

Woody sent me

[adammarkkomar]

Fan. Tastic.

[KahanaEarl]

Wow - you're awesome. Great taste! :)

[NJILLATACTICS]

Woody sent me!