I'm the Professor!

[SuperHeroMania]

I wish he was my grandpa :(

[Nephtys1]

i´ve never really wanted to become a professor....

but now I´m sure of it... just to visit my students and say "Good news everyone!" each morning

[bestshowontheweb]

I'm not a professor. And I spend every day regretting that I can't say this and be legit.

[cmksify]

322,581 viewers?should have alot more viewers than that

[Sasuke16ism]

RELAX! I'M A PROFESSOR!

[Haloman2023]

Professor who?

Just, the professor.

[Superhappeefun]

FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT!

[VictorVonFox]

IM THE PROFESSOR!!!....and i dont want to live on this planet anymore....

[Jings0b]

When the PROFESSOR was young, people called him the DOCTOR!

[assassian250]

only 23 donot like the Professor!

[treker999]

I love how hermes' jar just simply says 'HERMES'

[SantuXD6]

Video Suggestions:

"futurama catfight wrestling"

*Has more than 2 million views and the other suggestions have less than 500000*

I wonder why...

[treker999]

@SantuXD6 we all know why. It doesn't make it right, but...er.... nope, can't think of anything to say that'll give me the moral highground.

[SantuXD6]

@treker999 It doesn't matter, I was being sarcastic. And there isn't any way to defend it without sounding dirty, although it doesn't mean nobody will like the video.

[mietzo]

@TheAndrewj96 Jealous ass kid. We meet again for the last time....

[bellapetuttidario93]

Professor! can you make this video 720p?

[LionLostInTime]

@bellapetuttidario93 I might be a professor but im not harry potter

[treker999]

@bellapetuttidario93 "I can make anything into any number of p! I'M THE PROFESSOR!"

[Manzana1C]

"I can wire anything directly into anything..."

And that's how Red Power mod was created for Minecraft...

[jtessexpress]

twss

[Mikeado66]

There's only one word to sum up that video...

Thundercougarfalconbird.

[lighteningBlitz]

@Mikeado66 why that word?

[ihavenosubs1]

Me to the professor : Nice =D

[MultiGreen213]

Professor Farnsworth: I can wire anything directly into anything......

Me: That's what she said

[abarna01]

Professor, can you upload videos that don't have delayed audio?

I can upload anything with anything! I'm the Profess---cutoff---

[Ektherion00]

Screw Bender, Farnsworth is the coolest character!

[redringneck907]

No, I'm the professor! Not You, ME >:c

[WhiteTiger1607]

can the professor wire the next weeks lottery numbers onto my next lottery ticket?

[Teresa25121]

no doubt, he can :D cause he´s the Professor :D

[Renkel76]

Professor X?

[Scassizzle1231]

and then there was LIGHTNING!!!!

[Typheus]

Professor, can you wire 380p directly into this video?

[thegoodgeneral]

@Typheus 380p?....

[Ozzmaster2112]

Did he just quote a porno?!

[xXzocker911Xx]

thumb up if you are the professor

[UnlimitedWWE24]

240p. We meet... wait that's the top comment... awkward.. :/

[gallaros9]

Oak: Bitch please~

[greenland0]

I lol'd hard.

[pecololek]

wish season wich ep ?

[CloudStrife5671]

@pecololek I believe this is from the first movie, "Bender's Big Score".

[stefen0603]

240p.....unoriginal joke...we meet again.

[nikiLOVEcats]

this needs to be a new meme

[bfstall1]

of crap hahahahaha!

[ajle9550]

After much careful analysis, I have reason to be believe that he is indead the Professor.

[themangOMEGA]

Nope. Oak's the PROF, you're honor.

[leopat0729]

240p, we meet again...

[aznlalaland]

@leopat0729 OLD, unoriginal, boring. Yawn.

[pigeoncesar]

i yelled this in class.....followed by stares..

[MrRANGERSFC]

@pigeoncesar people are so judgmental, it happened to me and the stares aint nice at all.

[Ashly178]

I AM THE PORFESAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[slapnut892]

I think the correct term would be, I'm an idiot

[KrfNYC2]

To shreds you say?

[Gretgor666]

Gotta love Farmsworth, he's awesome.

[aptspire]

But still

I...AM...THE MASTER

[megabenx]

what episode was this?

[Multishot20001]

@megabenx its a movie called "benders big score"

[iapplethis]

season and ep?

[benderfan111]

@iapplethis it is from bender' big score

[WarZeroProductions]

@thundahcakes 1st world problems

[TheAndrewj96]

@thundahcakes Stupid, unoriginal comment. We meet for the billionth time.

[littleboyred1]

@TheAndrewj96 Thank you.

I'm going to rest easily tonight knowing not everyone is retarded.

[TheloniousKeys781]

@TheAndrewj96 I shake my head on the grounds that you wrote a stupid unoriginal comment in reply to stupid unoriginal comment...

[CrzyEX]

Day 25 on the trip...still no sign of thundahcakes' comment...Tell my wife, I...I love her

[Dimentio36]

@CrzyEX Go into See All, press Ctrl + F and type thundahcakes

[ChocolateChip347]

@thundahcakes overused comment. we meet again.

[melsheimy]

I sometimes feel like that :P

[weege555]

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I AM THE PROFFESOOOOOOOOORRRRRֱ

[THETAILSDOLLISREAL]

@weege555 Best comment EVER in the history of Ever!

P.s you have won the Internets congrats

[Seaction8]

@weege555 +10 internets for you good sir :3

[claimmedead]

i wish i could wire anything directly into anything ... toaster powers by my toilet.

[hockeyfan10121]

i made a video just like this

[doom032]

ONLY THE PROFESSOR

[sniperwolf1416]

WHERE"S THE LIGHTING

[DaFisch33]

We meet again 240p...

[224108spacer]

what episode is this?

[AnuxeL]

I was expecting a bolt of lightning.

[PatchCornAdams722]

@AnuxeL That'd be cool, but they're in space XD

[raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa]

Can the professor wire me into a girl?

no?

foreveralone.jpg

[Nox4kane]

@raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa Hahahaha now that is a real top comment !

[MichealDraven]

which pixel is the professor?

[poilkjmnb102]

I love this episode.

[MrImdgreatest]

by the power of greyskull,

I AM THE PROFessor!

[dathwampeer]

The audio cuts out on the only bit we want to hear.

Bad news everyone.

[bakeddobes]

press 5 and hes masturbating

[flamesk8er1]

press 0 then 9

[TehScreamingWeirdo]

Hey, guys, I have this strange feeling that this man is the professor.

[Nunziohotpants]

it's true, he rewired my brain into a machine that makes me regret having my brain rewired into a machine! He's The PROFESSOR!!!

[m3Atl0afman]

AND I'M HIS FRIEND, JESUS.

[macrox09]

I have.. THE POWERRRRR!!!!!... to wire anything into anything!!!

[mahrocks235]

12 people are not "THE PROFESSOR"!!!!!

[dontforgetme1651435]

What in Satan's Glorious name is this??

[iamchris4lifefan11]

I'M THE COMMENTOR!

[RJBad4urHealth]

That's what she said.

[MrGeekStreet]

wire anything into anything, huh?

8=====D O

[xiTzBeNx]

@MrGeekStreet damn that not gonna fit

[xXwr3ck3rXx]

@MrGeekStreet OOOOOOOOOH YEAEEEA

[weege555]

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL,

I AM THE PROFFESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOR!

[50033836]

Can you upload the scene JUST after this, where Hermes obliterates the Death Star fleet? :)

[DickSimmons2]

666 likes 8O

[angall3]

good news everyone! i just learned that saying good news everyone on a youtube video with The Professor in it makes you read the comment in my voice

[realgiggetycartman]

im the professoooooooooooorrrrrrr!

[iaren0good]

nighthawk just raped my brain ):

[nathanaelries]

The Game

[unorthodoxJ]

Ha what a fantastic way to show the professors function in the show

[MANTLEBERG]

GOOD NEWS EVRYONE....IM THE P?

[TheMater65]

press 8 for more I'm The Professor :)

[CrazyBluePrime]

Suck on that causality!

[narukofan2]

You may be the Professor, and I'm a talking flying monkey. OOK OOK.

Just messin with ya. LOL.

[willmott2k10]

Awesome....awesome to the max. =D

[Egamer9000]

ITS THATS WHAT SHE SAID NOT BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

you fail :<

[PunchSydeiron]

Can you post the part when Barbados Slim says, "You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim! Now goodbye forever!"?

[craxis34]

"ordinary honey. Just ordinary honey......This is no ordinary honey!!!"  Lmao

[NightHawk92929]

good news everyone! i just invented a machine that lets you read this comment in my voice. 

[lvs34]

@NightHawk92929

AHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

[Thatguywiththelaptop]

@NightHawk92929 So you sound like me?

[soundificator]

@NightHawk92929 this is a random reply to your post so that you get an annoying notification about it

[markit39]

@NightHawk92929 so good

[edfreak9001]

@NightHawk92929 FUCK.

[SpeedyMcSpeederton]

@NightHawk92929 Holy God damn get out of my head!

[Mexiqtioner66]

@NightHawk92929

Good news everyone, I'm a horses BUTT.

[HentaiGuy42]

@NightHawk92929 > Good news, everyone! I just invented a machine that reposts tired old /b/ memes on YouTube videos...in my voice!

[ChromeOC]

@NightHawk92929 holy shit it works!

[trivium5]

@NightHawk92929 oh snap

[Katingaan]

@NightHawk92929 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U-

[AlexanderT21]

@NightHawk92929 Dammit NightHawk, you've made me spend another evening with Billy West in my head.

[SupaKoopa1]

@NightHawk92929 Then...YOU"RE THE PROFESSAAAAAAH!!

[shinyaron]

@NightHawk92929 professor, you're a genius!

[Pixelrelated]

@NightHawk92929 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DWSimmy]

With my penis

[vendo233]

I wish I could wire anything into anything...

[kerrigor778]

I'm going to meet this guy... and bender, and fry... and leela... and amy... and hermes

[Hysteria98]

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!

[zombehxjezus]

@Hysteria98 you called?

[ZavCoyote]

Trust me, I'm the Doctor.

[infernai]

No-one has said THE joke yet? Nobody...I'm gonna have to be the one to say it? Alright then:

"I'm The Goddamned Professor!"

[MigeulP]

This would've been funnier without the line from Hermes.

[MrImdgreatest]

this is what I say whenever somebody asks me to do something.

"can you pass me the salt?"

"I can pass anything to anyone! Im the professor!!"

[HairyHariyama]

@MrImdgreatest I have so got to start doing that!

[AnImmovableObject]

That's what he said.

[Cinerary]

Great and... ehh... forgetful...

[MaggotF0rLife]

The Professor is the funniest character on the show, in my opinion.

[MyNameIsRikku]

@MaggotF0rLife Him, Fry, and Bender are the best. They're the reason I watch it.

[KamikazeOrange]

I can do anything,

I'M THE EMPEROOOOOOR!

[nitix]

The only thing missing are lightning strikes after he lifts his hand up!

[FlamingW1nd]

he's the professooor

[NatureFreak97]

this one time there was an awkward silence at my sleepover when my friends and I just sat there and stared at each other, so I randomly stood up and did what Farnsworth just did.

Good times. Good times...

[xILambyIx]

@xSomedayy AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A.

Oh wait, it's not funny.

[xSomedayy]

@xILambyIx That's the idea.

[xILambyIx]

@xSomedayy Then I must congratulate you, my good sir.

[gssantospequeno]

@xSomedayy maybe he's guilty of the Potato GLaDOS? he says he can wire anything directly into anything

[phillip549]

a proffesor in any feild convenient to the story

[scoobyrds]

I'm afraid we're going to have to use... MATH.

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!

[ChristopheBeckers]

i can wire my dick directly into a ***** i am a playeeer!!

[chuckstrifen]

Prof A: Nonsense! I'd never do such a thing, unless you were already having gone and done it.

Prof 1: ...Say wha?

Prof A: You heard me!

[Wireless1016]

Will it wire?

That is the question.

[supersexyghotmew95]

Good news everyone I lost my pants

[gmacorp]

No, Fry please, I dont know how to teach, I'm a professor!

[gialloLantern1]

Badass.

[Dxthegod]

youtube.com/watch?v=CJs8jQHNFq­Q

IM THE PROFESSOR: SPARTA REMIX :D

[MegerMayun1]

@Dxthegod SO ORIGINAL LOLXDDDDDD

[FlashHedg]

Objection! in the lack of pants the defender's Suspenders serve no pourpus

[Ryanrulezlol]

I'M THE RYAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

[ImaginaryQuack]

9 people can't wire anything directly into anything

[samsherbert]

"I'm not your grandfather! You're my uncle, from the year 2000!"

[Dxthegod]

9+ PEOPLE SOUND LIKE A BROKEN MP3

[QuatreFun]

But...can you apply Headon directly to the forehead?????