We Failed.

[sogren5]

You did not fail!!! It was great!

[mrsmajortom]

lol u didnt fail!!

[RestinginRaindrops]

Hahaha trav, you actually have a pretty good voice. I know i'm a little late, but i enjoyed the marathon. lol

[HollyK]

I love Travis' little "hair toss" at 1:00 to 1:03! Oh, and by the way, you guys did NOT fail! Not even close!

[antiflag177]

hahah im so stoned, and this is the best video ever.

[TheBabyEaters]

Bravo

[cringevision]

lol!! this is.. greatness.. a five star classic!

[TheBabyEaters]

TBE loves cringevision! New vids please!

[SuperSuicideSociety]

You make failure okay. That only means your achievements are TEN TIMES AS GREAT! 8D Somehow it works...

"IT'S OKAY! THAT YOU FAILED! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SORRY THAT YOU FAILED!"

[mattgumn]

The fish are nibbling at the surface, feed them.

[Briggamooz]

it's ok, the internet still loves y'all!

p.s. whitefloweret: hooray Stella!

[Lollypopluvy]

1:57 The guy on the left looks like jack black!

[FlossAndStretch]

My belly hurts me.

[RateAFilms]

FAIL

[RateAFilms]

jk, nice job

[KAiserSchlacht]

Do this means no more baby eaters?

[TheBabyEaters]

Of course not. New Baby Eaters every Monday, Wednesday and Friday starting back up next week!

[KAiserSchlacht]

Is "Does this means" or "Do this means"?

[PuppyZwolle]

Yes. er... neither actually. They mean this does not mean no more baby eaters.

[KAiserSchlacht]

Actually, what I was talking about is that what I wrote was correct.

[PuppyZwolle]

Yup, I got that. Neither is correct english and therefore the meaning is debatable. ;-)

[calamityandjane]

ward failed a lot of times lol

it looked like he kept singing the wrong stuff

:p

i love you guys, i listened to this like a million times and its been stuck in my head

i heart u guys

*Wee faaaaaaaaaaaaailed were super sorry but we failed all we wanted to do was to entertain you but we faaaaaaailed...*

[TheBabyEaters]

Keep on singing ladies! Keep on singing!

[KelsiLynelle]

Aw, goodness. I love you guys. The song is amazing here... you failed with a song about failing? Lmao. Keep up the good work... sorry that I missed the marathon but I just went through and watched the whole thing so it's all good.

[TheBabyEaters]

Whoo hoo! Glad you got to see it one way or another (I'm gonna find ya. I'm gonna get ye get ye get ye get ye_

[KelsiLynelle]

Ha ha. Thanks, now that song is totally stuck in my head!

[avantgardeallie]

i loved wards facial expressions in this one

[RhettandLink]

love the intensity...

Rhett

[hotchoco92k]

Dear TheBabyEaters You are homeless Would you like a home I have a home Stop being homeless now I love homeless Baby Eaters Eat Baby Eat You guys are funny and i love your work, but you already know how i feel about you all.. you should have one of these things.. at least annually.. im gonna miss it.. xoxoxo rowena

[TheBabyEaters]

Many finger snaps for your poem. And thank you. We are glad you enjoyed the marathon. We had a blast making it. We'll see about annually...but for now it's back to our old schedule!

[irishhedonist]

Brilliant! loved the marathon - very offbeat - orgasim vlog was so fuckin funny!

[leslienielsen]

are you trying to heat your fishies for a tasty soup?

[WeyumTheGreat]

it's alright, i forgive you. besides: first is the worst and second is the best, so see you next year!

but not the year after that. third is the one with the hairy chest.

[Rh1no1]

"Pre-Roidal Reznor look-a-like guitarist and facetious musical crew entertain goldfish and crowd simultaneously. Dynamo!"

- New York Post

[SpiffyMcSnazzy]

You guys should have way more subs. Seriously, these make my day.

[OneoftheImmortals]

What can I say?

Even smiling makes my face ache.

[gnr1234]

yep

[geoffcraft]

aw, you could never fail me babyeaters. my internet died on sunday anyways. So for not watching your failure, i have failed you. apologies, gents. i know the second annual marathon will be the most amazing internet TV experience EVER

[dude392]

amazing.

[forgottentard]

Thanks for the headache.

[sarahkinzz]

guy on the right... lol

[jbg42]

No you didn't,love ya guys.

[xRemx]

You should have eaten the fish.

[mrbadexample83]

This is a neat little ditty

[HillMatill]

Win or lose, its how you played the game. And you played it like a wizard's chess!

[Blargaldalien]

played it like a banjo, on a deep woods redneck porch.

[TheBabyEaters]

best compliment my guitar "playing" ever got.

[Blargaldalien]

You got a purdy mouth to says that. Mmhmm.

[ItsRachie]

Damn straight you failed. Lol just kidding. But seriously, I know its not your guy's fault, but I was waiting for two and a half hours for the first video. =[ I finally had to give up, I was tired of waiting. I'm sorry you guys had those technical problems, that totally SUCKED. But all in all, your videos were HILARIOUS. I love you guys, keep up the amazing, pointless work. =]]

[silverwing2332]

At least you guys tried... it's kind of poetic if you think about it, failing at a song about failing, at least its consistent. Thanks for keeping me entertained for a while!

[AhimsaShadow]

Can you leave a blank comment?

Guess not

:) peacee

[raci1]

I'm stoked you think you failed, coz that song rocked!

Have loved you guys from the start & this re-iterates why. The effort you went to so your fans would be entertained is second to none. Mucho apreciados hombres!

[amythepure]

Ward, I just think you should know I don't hate you. I like you just much as devin and slightly less then travis. You guys are cool!

You also didn't fail. youtube failed.

[LukaIsntLuka]

i was entertained, a lot. :-)

[ifhgsfj]

Failed?

[doobers69]

sorry guys

[jopotatoo]

you didn't fail :) you just made my day because i watched all of the marathon vids straight! a belated marathon is still a marathon!

[Lightning523]

Y'all rocked, it was the best marathon ever !!

I subscribed :)

[TheBabyEaters]

Thanks! Glad you liked.

[Lightning523]

Kinda kool that you guys actually read people's comments and reply to them. Most people don't care about the comments on their videos :)

U guys are the best :P

[TheBabyEaters]

We enjoy responding to people who take the time to watch and support! Thanks Lightning!

[MBRHIndustries]

Even though I had to wait until today to watch some of the videos that weren't available yesterday, I would still mark this marathon experiment in the win column. Good work fellers.

[TheBabyEaters]

NICE!

[Koishii57]

lol "we even fail at the song about failing!" omg haha

[Blargaldalien]

Threaten You Tube.

If they don't feature every single segment,

THE FISH BECOME SUSHI!

[cynlyn1]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Aprildew]

we'll we survived thas all that mattas

[antiflag177]

the marathon may have not gone as planned. but you guys made up for it with your sexyness.

[TheBabyEaters]

true

[BokShilBokShil]

failing is less bad in song form...

[TheBabyEaters]

agreed

[jefgain]

Wow, you all have tuxedo shirts? Hmmm.... me too. It's a long story.

[babygurl25ppp]

no u guys are so funny u guys make me laugh

[krazykizza]

yes you did. privating all videos. SUCKED

[TheBabyEaters]

Yeah, we didn't...it was just on one that was already private and we set to public...then it took like 2 hours to un-private. It was fun.

[WinterFoxF]

HAHAH!! I had a dream, more of a nightmare really last night that I was trying to watch the baby eaters marathon. When i went to ur channel page it showed the little preview picture of like 10 new videos and i was like YESSS! but when i went to click on them they were all private and I was like NOOO!! just thought I'd share that....

[Chivalryaintdead]

I had a dream last night that I was the hall boy in a huge British manor house, I had to run around doing all the crappy chores and no one recognized anything I did. LOL.

[spricket24]

that is so funny because I had a dream when I took nap waiting for this stupid marathon to work out because of YT tech problems about how I missed the whole thing and they took the videos down and it was a great time and I just missed it... sad

[spricket24]

I've had a lot of tea. A lot. I didn't even follow wtf I just said! HAHAHAA wow. ok I need to lay off. However, Ward, you CAN keep your socks on. *wink wink YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[Blargaldalien]

turn that frown upside down,

do a handstand!

[mintmochamolly]

At least you admitted it.

[spricket24]

I love you Ward. See it all starts out as hate, and that hates manifests itself into sexual tension, then that sexual tension is released while I am alone in the dark and then it blossoms into LOVE. I love you Ward. I love YOU. I want us to be able to go to couple's concealing now. Can we do that Ward? Can we?

[spricket24]

because I want to be able to conceal our love? 

WTF SPELL CHECK EFF'n SUCKS!

[Chivalryaintdead]

Wait, wasn't it Thewinekone a few days ago? now it's Ward.

[Blargaldalien]

Redheads stalk as they please.

Just mind the knives...

[Chivalryaintdead]

I guess I gotta figure out how to get her to hate me? I wonder if all these annoying little comments help?

[spricket24]

I feel bad because I couldn't see any of the videos and then I couldn't comment when I could watch them! MAJOR SUCK! But it's NOT YOUR FAULT! IT'S WARD'S! KILL HIM!

[TheBabyEaters]

You can play today!

[poppycedes]

It's awesomer that you failed. :)

[TheBabyEaters]

It kinda is

[EuRoRoXXX19]

i always watch them esp. travis he is so cute

[K80Blog]

Failing has never rocked so hard. : )

[spricket24]

true dat. true dat.

[vixenkitten04]

Who cares about an marathon seriously ?! I'm still coming back to watch you guys cus well... YOU ROCK !

[TheBabyEaters]

ah shucks!

[tarynactress]

No you did not! You guys are great!  GO "What The Buck"!!!!!!

[raconter1]

You guys rock! No failure possible here! What suprises me, is that the goldfish still live!

I hear they're tasty! :D Jack

[TheBabyEaters]

I was shocked as well! They are troopers.

[carrolly2k]

"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly."

-Robert F. Kennedy

You Guys Rocked✰✰✰✰✰+

[TheBabyEaters]

So true

[Chivalryaintdead]

In the word of legendary producer Bruce Dickinson "I'll be honest, fellas, I coulda used a little more cowbell" and "babies, before we are done here, you all will be wearing Gold plated diapers"

yea it's a reused comment, sue me!

[TheBabyEaters]

you'll be hearing from our lawyers! THANKS!

[dubaiedge]

no failure there!

hope the goldfish can't hear is all.

very entertaining day.

thanks!

[Lunerrrrs]

oh boys, you will always be a win in my heart!

[TheBabyEaters]

Lunerrrrs!

[dancer291]

I predict YT will scramble to prevent marathon blunders in the future - as now others will want to run YT marathons. You guys will have been the first of many.

You heard it and saw it here first!

[TheBabyEaters]

YAY!

[L0ves2D4nce]

A for effort gentlemen. i think no less of you

[tammpon]

So, I really did failed too make it into the marathon for real, I see? :(

I guess my fish died and the audio clips I sent ya gents, that seemed perfect maddness at the time as they were loading into Travis computer even, but that must of crashed and died as well? lol

Thanks for making this a memory of a lifetime for my baby and I to always look back on as being some what apart of a hisoric event!

Its what I expected, but a little less I will admit!Ima go retire underground now!lol

TAMMpON

[immortalanwar]

Oh and almost forgot. Keep failing we like it! ;)

[JustStuff]

Yes .. yes you did :|

and no I didn't really UNSUBSCRIBE :P

Keep it up .. you guys ROCK!!

[TheBabyEaters]

We are glad to hear!

[immortalanwar]

Heheh.

Funny, you guys are really funny. Keep it up.

[nonsensemusic]

ya know, the song falling apart sounded rehearsed, so really, you failed at failing in a song about failure, which is like meta-meta failure.

but still, good run boys.

[TheBabyEaters]

Actually the song was not meant to fall apart. It really did and we felt it was perfect for the day!

[DelisaProductions]

FAILED?? What an EXCELLENT series you guys made. A great concept to draw people to your channel. Kept me entertained for hours, thank you! I have also had a lot of problems uploading and leaving comments. What's happening with all these glitches lately. Well, I kept trying until your vids came on.

[Pipistrello]

So... no verdict?  I am sad. Stupid technical difficulties.

[TheBabyEaters]

There verdict will be up later. We had no time to look at comments and count votes...sooon! And thanks so much for doing that Pip...you da man!

[Pipistrello]

Cool!

[HorseCaak]

You didn't fail to me. In my heart, you guys are always an A+!

[kenspad]

ps see my video put up

[kenspad]

aaa my babys do not failed there eating or running

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

girl can sang!

[octavia9]

hahahahaahaha. i love you buckley

[TheBabyEaters]

ROCK & ROLL!

[Janzah]

yeeeeeeeeey!

[jpdude4Utube]

Failure has never been so entertaining! The only thing you guys fail at is making 'sucky' videos...because they're all GREAT! Every video gets a '3 Thumbs Up' rating from me!

[TheBabyEaters]

We appreciate!

[erahoneybee]

additionally, we all got to see you in amazing formal wear. that right there is not a failure!

[treehamallama]

NO marathon!? :(

[carolperez]

y r the best

[morganseathomson]

good stuff guys, i was very entertained,

and you succeeded in drawing awarness to youtubes slow upload time. maybe it will improve.

[TheEvilJuergen]

I was highly entertained and even aroused!

Congratulations!

You amused my black little shrivelled up heart of evilness and insanity!

And by the way, YouTube's system failed. Badly.

Yours in very evil thoughts,

Evil J

[TheBabyEaters]

Enjoyed reading your comments through out Evil J! Thanks.

[The96th]

ace

[AskCarrieLee]

You didn't fail. Look at the amount of new subs you got! :) It was all very entertaining!

[dancer291]

Looks like you just about doubled your subs.

congrats.

I don't want to be forgotten, tho.

Remember me when you make it big!

[TheBabyEaters]

Who are you again? ;)

[iggy35]

You failed to get the videos up on the hour,..but in no way did you fail to entertain.

Not much keeps me up till 3am.

Same time next week?? :)

[erahoneybee]

true story.. except i had to go to bed so i could wake up for internship, i only made 12:30.

but yeah, same time next week?

[popartproductions]

Hey guys, it's not important that you win or loose or how you play the game! What really matters is, A.) Did you make any gosh darn money from this and B.) Did you get laid afterwards? LOL,,, Great Show!!!!!! POPS

[000dgtlkttn000]

Ya still entertained :0)

Ward you can WAIL man...lovin' your harmonies!!

[BOBIzizou87]

If that's failure. I just want to say that I want to fail more often. ;)

[RonBudda6669]

Best video I have seen.

[omgheatherface]

Failed but still awesome!

[katalina2007]

CONGRATS on your WONDERFUL failure :D

[Shantellylace6778]

LOL y'all funny!!! :D

[obliteratexme]

At least you guys went out with style!

[vanawesome]

Way to ruin the song... ward. :|

[LocoColt04]

Phenomenal.

[YTwatchdawg]

I wish I could FAIL so eloquently. It was likened to a dove swooping down to lite on a branch of heather on the morning dew. Or more like a virgin basking in the glow of a flare after a 4th of July party where all the party goers passed out and forgot there was a virgin present for the taking and she smelled like carnation milk on a winters day poured over Captain Crunch. And she spread her virginal legs wide for a motorcycle ride back to the city. Course, I could be wrong she might be a whore.

[TheBabyEaters]

beautiful

[Rawrface143]

I love you guys.

Seriously. <3

I'm so sad I missed it when it was actually airing! (I just woke up lol.)

Buuuut.... I love waking up and watching a certain three obnoxious guys do crazy, random shit..

Like uh.. bong hits and alcohol. Mmm. Lulz.

<3 Rawrface. =]

[TheBabyEaters]

Just glad you got to see the Thon!

[DrLemur]

And what a way to fail :)

[BilliLovesMargot]

yeah but it was the best fail ever!!!

[BilliLovesMargot]

really though, i think the best part of it was that it felt like an event... so the uploads cracked out... it was fun as hell!!

[TheBabyEaters]

Yeah, it was a blast regardless. Thanks for the support Bili...you rule!

[BilliLovesMargot]

yeah but it was the best fail ever!!!

[sferb]

Aw I love you guys. And Travis = yum. ^^

[TheBabyEaters]

*blush

[Nikki2987]

Hahaha, awesome.

♥Nikki

[whitefloweret]

You guys remind me of the show (that only lasted one season) Stella with Michael, Michael, and David. Maybe they were your inspiration in some way? yeah?

[TheBabyEaters]

I remember that show...I kinda liked it.

[threefirstnames]

Dude that show was epic. It was so random it blew my mind... I admit sometimes it got over the top but for the most part it was funny as hell

[TheBabyEaters]

SOMETIMES it got over the top?

[threefirstnames]

Ok it was ALWAYS over the top but that's what I liked about it

[whitefloweret]

Over the top comedy done well is one of my favorite things. It's sad Stella couldn't last.

[OctoberRoad]

OK, I've gotta give it up to this one. Favorited.

[threefirstnames]

It's ok- You'll just have to do another soon! But seriously- I had fun regardless of the load times or wtv- Thanks for the vids.

[TheBabyEaters]

Glad you had a good time!

[PuppyZwolle]

Failure never tasted so sweet.

Fail again next time.

[TheBabyEaters]

OK!

[Chivalryaintdead]

Damn youtube! "coulda been so beautiful, coulda been so riiight"..

Thanks for tux suit ideas by the way, that was really working for you.

[TheBabyEaters]

Many thanks for watching

[AbuMalikPresents]

I need a tux like that.

[Pippilly]

Well the Goldfish are still alive. I thought you were going to eat them!

Congrats! A+ on the YT Patience factor

[athene2007]

an awesome ending to a great marathon. congrats guys on failing in a superbly successfull way.

[TheBabyEaters]

Rock on!

[bio229]

i totally have that step-stool!

[rhythm7a]

I had a great time!

[bfbdrummer]

It seemed like such a sure thing. I mean, you guys had fish, and nice suits, and A cool theme song. The man was keeping you down.

But hey, we had some good times.

Are the fish for sale?

[TheBabyEaters]

Sure. We like money.

[bonpain]

Success is the red-headed, step child of Dame Fortune: it's relative.